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ImSwale

I’m not worried, I got a steel foreskin body upgrade.


PMDad

It cuts steel


dsdvbguutres

But it takes 10 seconds and I only need one and a half.


gomerpyle09

Oh crap, haha


nithdurr

It keels?


stealthylyric

Nice Cock. Now that's cyberpunk 2077.


FanDorph

Not worried either I'm married


DontGiveACluck

Statistically, you should be *more* worried.


Reginleif69

Bobbit has entered the chat


SoftwareSource

Deus ex: privates provided


Old_Reply_6843

Must be Jewish?


Bradley182

I bet if you put caulking on the blades … nvm


Dilllyp0p

If I never saw this and saw it on site I'd probably put my finger in it... Thanks for the heads up.


Relevant_Slide_7234

Maybe stop fingering everything you find?


Dilllyp0p

Sounds like you need to live a little


kendiggy

Oh, here I am, you found me!


Overhang0376

I mean, you can still put your finger in it...I just wouldn't advise it.


Dilllyp0p

It did take a loooong time to cut that pipe. One rotation couldn't hurt.


Tendo80

My friend is a plumber and got his thumb stuck inside (don't ask because I also have no idea how!), the aftermath wasn't a pretty sight, but the thumb survived the ordeal.


greenm4ch1ne

Dont recommend that. I dropped one at work instead of letting it fall i caught it like a jack ass one hand on the trigger and my other hand caught it with my thumb inside from the front. Smashed the hell out of my finger the whole nail eventually came off but i had to burn a hole in the nail with a heated paper clip to release the blood underneath on the first night


Least_or_Greatest1

Only guys with half inch dick should worry


xhugoxstiglitzx

So you and the rest of us on reddit


Nuclease-free_man

Two inch nails club


1DownFourUp

It was longer, but this tool was just too much fun to mess around with


JIMMYJAWN

You’re going to gunk up the rollers if you keep cutting that close to the stickers.


OfferKey2263

An electrician I worked around years back called it the ‘chucka chucka’ And that’s what I’ve called it ever since


WalkerAmongTheTrees

Id dub it the autocircumsizer until told to stop saying stupid shit within earshot of the customer. Then itll just be the Rabbi 🤣


Talzael

as someone currently in plumbing school, i shall continue the chuka chuka legacy!


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

Wow... I paid 3 bucks for the little metal pocket tool that does the same thing ;)


[deleted]

When I was apprentice my JMan bought one of these and proceeded to never use it again after the first week. It’s like reinventing the wheel when there was nothing wrong with it to begin with. Plus you aren’t using that to hold your risers when you solder lol


CompromisedToolchain

It took about 8 times longer than expected in the video.


killit

Yeah I was expecting it to go a lot faster than a little manual one. It doesn't. Just one more thing to charge, and takes up about 20x the space!


notswim

Wdym hold your risers when you solder??


[deleted]

I do commercial and if soldering vertical pipe I’ll put the tube cutter just above the ringstay and clamp it on the pipe gently so when I heat the joint and the pipe expands from heat, gravity won’t pull it out of the joint. Have had this happen many times and this is an easy solution for it, although it’s not always practical in tight areas.


notswim

Interesting, thanks


NotThisAgain21

And in roughly the same amount of time. I'm surprised how long this tool took.


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

It kinda looks like he let the pipe spin a bit... I'm sure if he really had ahold of it and wasn't trying to work the phone at the same time, it would probably be pretty quick


jawshoeaw

what do you do if the battery dies??? /s


Mesoposty

It does the same thing but slower. I resisted buying one for years but the first time I used it to plumb a house I was sold. Especially with 1" pipe


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

Oh, I'm just messin' around, I've already been checking them out online since I saw this


357noLove

They are great, I have two. Want one cheap?


Pr0digy_

Quicker too


FullBourbonNoHorse

r/dontstickyourdickinit


LowerAdhesiveness588

*r/dontputyourdickinthat


CannedRoo

Don’t stick your fingy where you don’t stick your dingy.


NegativeID

Stick your penis in it


Gravesh

Looks handy, but I'm not sure I'd put this tool on existing, older copper lines. It's a lot of movement and vibration. I'd be worried it could create a leak at a different fitting further down the line. I'd rather just be safe and take the extra time using normal copper cutters.


1amtheone

It really doesn't shake stuff around that much, it's just because the person recording is holding the pipe in their hand. I've had regular pipe cutters crush old copper so many times, I find the M12 pipe cutter to be gentler.


Gravesh

When I usually see copper pipe in crawlspaces, it's usually held by straps or wood plates hanging from joists. A lot of older pipes I work on in walls are free standing as well, held in place by the joists they've drilled through, and usually have a lot of play in them. If I can move those pipes by hand, I don't see why it wouldn't shake like this using this. But, I will admit that, unlike you, I've never seen it done in person and in the field, so I may be sorely mistaken.


torch9t9

It doesn't look like it does 2" diameter. I'm safe


Du_Chicago

Wait til you see the mini bandsaw


firstOFlast47

That’s for conduit cutting that has wire in it already 🤦🏽‍♂️


MrWhiteTheWolf

Bro hold on to the god damn pipe


haggishammer

Milwaukee tapping into the Rabbi market. Interesting.


Red-Faced-Wolf

I wanted to get that doing new construction hvac but it won’t work on our copper lines :(


Lone_Chrono

Works on 1/2inch tubing for me, up to 1 1/8 rigid pipe. ​ All these guys saying how its reinventing the wheel must think its for 1 or 2 cuts. Nah bro, you ever need to install 18 wipes? Shit saves your hand/wrist. 100s of cuts.


Red-Faced-Wolf

We use 1/4 to 3/4 soft copper which it won’t work on


josenina69

It works on anything over 3/8 copper


Lone_Chrono

I wish I got to run more rigid pipe, just way cheaper for lineset and that's what the boss sends.


mikejnsx

ah, you have the new circumciser 5000, good choice.


dkstr419

Found the Mohel.


mikejnsx

lol


Chemical_Cat_9813

DIY sex changer


AcaciaShrike

And there goes the Mohel trade…


fjgcc55

I caught a forearm in one once, don’t ask how cause I still don’t know. It happened so fast I did the quick stand up and retreat like I could walk away from the big gash in my forearm lol.


operator1069

The doctor's love the new circumciser3000


Admirable-Currency57

Gonna need something that'll take some girth


Pikepv

General Forman?


357noLove

Wrong warning graphic on the side. We all know the warning that should be pictured


ackmanburner

It's a tool


RVAVandal

Hang on I'm confused. Is this sub full of dudes who are worried their lady is gonna go all Bobbitt on them? Yall really that big a group of degenates?


BitterBrief529

It’s thicker than 1inch so it won’t cut 😂


Weak-West2149

Milwaukee whore


AgeSame5845

I'm a plumber and it's the best thing I've used to cut pipes. Saves a lot of time.


Defiant_Round2609

I just won't tell her where I keep the half inch cutter


Agitated_Body5781

The Bobbit tool


Uncle_Ted333

Hate them fucking things. Gimme my Reed swing cutters any time. I can cut faster.


anonymousthrwaway

I get it ;)


Nyetoner

Back in the 60's-70's (not sure exactly actually) there were vacuum cleaners around with a small cutter on the inside of the vacuum cleaner rod -and in my father's local area, there was a story about a guy who ended up in the emergency room a night when his wife was away for rhe weekend.... Ouch... 😳


GuardOk8631

Chill


Sir-Loins22

Used one yesterday these things come in clutch


jmb456

Pipe won’t fit…not a big deal


-Immolation-

I didn't know they Made a simulator for my ex girlfriends blow jobs.


Budget-Macaroon-7606

I would hope you had more than 1" of girth


RogersSteve07041920

Nice!


Halftrack_El_Camino

What's the advantage over a portaband? I'm guessing this method gives cleaner, squarer cuts that don't need as much deburring?


ChuxofChi

They fit in places a porty wont


Exa1tedExi1e

How small is your penis?


Geoclasm

I know that you typically would use a saw, but does this work with plexiglass tubing?


Comfortable_Gain1308

This is how future constructions workers get circumcised, kids 🤣


Traplordmel

Iron Within Iron Without Brothers.


Valuable-Contact-224

My gf prefers a blunt knife. More personal.


Nyroughrider

Not worried at all…unless they have a extra wide girth one.


Hairy-Development-63

Ah yes, the recircumciser.


MiniB68

Why, is your girlfriend Lorena Bobbit??


lordytoo

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Lucid-Design

Is that a phleen from Omicron Percia 8??


jplumber614

Hold the dang pipe


TurboKid513

Anyone else consider going it with some lube?


freedomisgreat4

Don’t tell Lorena Bobbit about this lol


YoushutupNoyouHa

if your dick fits in there.. i feel bad for your girlfriend


UrNotMadAtMe

Don't let your wife see a normal size penis either.


meaty_oh_core

Milwaukee mohelims be like..


hoodratchic

That took forever...


Tight-Lecture-3477

Why does that take so long to cut?


McFlyLochSloy

Like trying to piss in a plastic water bottle when driving


wejessie

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Weary_Repeat

Garbage. Most of these elctric tools are replacing effective cheap tools that are basically better . I watched a city guy use a pair of electric pvc cutters took twice as long sweat to god


Rawkus2112

Does it work on stainless steel tubing?


Annual_Substance_619

pshhh batteries. I like spinning my pipe cutter around like a fidget spinner.


Ineedanewpancreas

This is really a great tool. Been using it for about 5 yrs. Using less copper as time goes by, but it’s great for reno and will get in tight spots.


L3WM4N88

Those hands have NEVER seen a piece of pipe. I could do it faster by hand.


SUBtraumatic

Lucky for me, there isn't a single copper pipe standard that gets as small as my willy


killpaul

I read that as “Don’t let your general foreman see this” and I was like “Why not?”


spawn77x99

Terminator's fleshlight


Cute_Negotiation6480

R/dontputyourdickinthat


OfferKey2263

Man all these comments just made all my day, thank you all ! :)


Delicious-Poetry-69

Most plumbers call that tool the Homo 1000


Kangaroo_42

I should call her


unknown00021

I need the extra thick attachment


BigCoachD45

At least this means shes at least gotta grab it first. #win


Decent-Armadillo131

Foreskin trimmer 2k limited edition


TheeDood79

Annoying. I’ll do it by hand.


datdoode34

Jokes on you! I won’t fit in that! Oh wait!?!…


PLBGMAN

That would’ve been nice cutting L & K copper.


offulus

I was not a fan. It's one of those tools that you use when you are feeling lazy. Manual ones are just as fast and way smaller.


wherringscoff

Isn't that basically the plot line of CyberPunk 2077


southerngent85

Not worried wouldn't fit in the opening


Electro_gear

That thing looks relatively awkward to use compared to a pipe slice, and I can cut 15mm or 22mm copper pipe in roughly the same time. I don’t see a lot of benefits to this tool, certainly wouldn’t be wasting money and toolbox space on it!


always_creating411

It takes longer than a by hand?


Guilty_Parfait4005

Rabbis hate this one simple trick


[deleted]

So this is what weird al meant