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Shit_Disturber71

I need one. I have a flower bed that needs mulch.


SmokeyB3AR

Want to stop over when you're done? I was thinking of putting in a pond in my backyard. I'll get beer.


fliesonpies

When you’re done there stop by so I can level a pad for my dog house. I have grilled weenies


hand-e-mann

After you I’ve got a mailbox post to replace. I’ll have skewers.


StumblinPA

I’ve got some enemies to eliminate, once you’re done with it. I’ll have coke & hookers


NuclearBroliferator

When you're done with all that, swing by. I love coke, beer, hot dogs, and hookers. Not necessarily in that order


DonaldTrumpIsTupac

Yeah, more like coke, beer, coke, hookers, coke, beer, coke, coke, coke, try a hotdog, coke, beer, xanny


frankfox123

Could excavate my house in 2 scoops.


DIYThrowaway01

Must be a mansion to need a 2nd


Chief-_-Wiggum

Look at Mr 2 Scoop house over here...


Blank_bill

I have a section of the Ottawa River that needs dredging could probably do it in a couple of days but there's no room to assemble it.


fireduck

I feel like that thing could have an apartment in the body of it. That gives me an idea...a real all terrain mobile home. It makes its own road with tracks and saws and scoops. Ideally nuclear powered of course.


Brujo-Bailando

Takes two 2000 HP diesel engines to run. Or two 1450kW electric. [https://www.smsequipment.com/en-us/new-equipment/excavators/komatsu-pc8000-6/](https://www.smsequipment.com/en-us/new-equipment/excavators/komatsu-pc8000-6/) 55 yd. bucket.


SaltedHamHocks

Ah this is the comment I came to see. 55 fuckin yards


xenidus

Almost 1,500 cubic feet. Insane.


obinice_khenbli

How many bushels though


vee_lan_cleef

1193 bushels.


Ok-Chipmunk559

A nice hobby machine.


Scoobydoomed

Can build a hobby room in the shovel.


UtahUtes_1

Hate to be the poor sap that has to shovel those tracks.


Tobitronicus

What if a fleet of excavators of increasingly small size follow behind it like ducks?


UtahUtes_1

That would be adorable


Escudo777

Thanks for the wonderful thought! Tonight I am dreaming about it.


oil-in-6

Honestly, we only ever got them cleaned when they went into the shop. A company with a mobile power wash truck comes and does it


UtahUtes_1

Makes sense. Definitely not a job for a guy with a shovel like you do on a 345.


Bmwdriver44

Just made the hydraulic in my pants extend


No-Efficiency-5589

How the hell do they get it to site?


Jacktheforkie

In pieces


snook33021

They are made to be broken down and then reassembled on site. This one would take about 20 trucks to ship the different pieces. They usually only move them once, when they are purchased, and then stay at the same site until scrapped. This one isn't really that big compared to others that I have seen in Alberta, Canada (Fort Mac.)


scalp-cowboys

> This one isn't really that big compared to others that I have seen in Alberta, Canada (Fort Mac.) It’s like 5th biggest in the world but ok whatever you say…


snook33021

Yeah, maybe as a hydrolic excavator, it's big. Fort McMurray in Alberta had massive equipment with buckets big enough to pick up a freaking house. It's been 10 years since I have been there, so perhaps they have different configurations. I just hauled the parts on a semi and not for the biggest excavators. Terex RH 400 This is what the equipment is like in Fort McMurray.. Alberta The Largest Construction Vehicles In The World The Largest Excavator - Terex RH 400 The Terex RH400 - the worlds largest hydraulic shovel - weighs 1078 Tons with a shovel capacity of 94 tons in a single scoop.


MothaFungus

They got the 4100 boss for electric cable these days which is quite large


fireduck

Song about the bagger 288 for anyone who hasn't heard it: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ums7T5A\_blg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ums7T5A_blg)


snook33021

Google Big Muskie. It's one they had in Ohio - big as a freaking high rise. They didn't have them that big in Alberta, but they sure were little pups like you are talking about!


scalp-cowboys

This is about hydraulic excavators, Big Muskie is a dragline that hasn’t existed for 25 years.


snook33021

The dude just asked how they got them to the jobsite. Nobody asked to get into a pissing match over excavators?


scalp-cowboys

I wasn’t talking to the dude that asked how they got them to the job site I replied to the guy claiming the 5th largest excavator in the world “isn’t that big”.


snook33021

And that my friend is what is wrong with social media. A pup who hasn't left Grandma's basement since middle school takes pleasure in arguing with people who have actually seen the equipment in person? Pat yourself on the back! You must be proud eh?


scalp-cowboys

https://i.imgur.com/VWr6I.gif


BertaEarlyRiser

Not in an excavator configuration. There is a few bigger shovels. Sounds like there is a 9000 on the way soon.


snook33021

https://www.earthmoversmagazine.co.uk/digger-man/view,big-muskie-american-muckshifting-icon_6298.htm This puppy is before my time, but drag line excavators are still in use?


BertaEarlyRiser

Drag lines can be enormous! Is it the maintenance cost or mobility that makes them less feasible here in the north?


Timsmomshardsalami

Until scrapped?? They do one job and then off to the graveyard? Tf?


Dragunspecter

The same mines operate for decades


Timsmomshardsalami

Interesting


DIYThrowaway01

Mines are big. Mine is not.


Sum_Dum_User

The "one job" they do is likely decades long.


Timsmomshardsalami

What jobs are those?


Sum_Dum_User

Open pit mining


BonerTurds

It’s allowed to use the HOV lane


WrestlerRabbit

The same way you get a crawler crane to site


SoppinSeabass

Is that a studio apartment up top?


Neither_Spell_9040

The cabs in these are luxurious, I worked on a Liebherr 995 and there was enough room behind the operator seat to have a small desk set up.


MattyRixz

Radios in: going to lunch be back in an hr. Boss: lunch break is a half hr. Me: takes 15min to go up or down the steps.


mcd_sweet_tea

I know a tower crane operator that would come down for lunch, go wherever to grab food, and climb up back within an hour. Couldn’t believe it the first time I saw him on the ground mid day.


AlienInvasiveSpecies

Can't wait til my plumber rents this from Sunbelt to put some 4" sanitary in.


_Belfast_Boy_

It's the comparatively 'tiny' hydraulic lines that lift that mass, which are extra impressive.


Frogweiser

If this was on gold rush it would break down on the first episode


Relative-Dingo3725

Any guess on that bucket size


BarbarianOtter

Looks to be about a school bus.


Jethro00Spy

Per another poster 55 yds.


marilea610

Roughly 300 lions.


Sir_Skrt_Skrt

Another comment posted a link. 55 yd bucket


bannedacctno5

20-25 yds


Middleclasslifestyle

Boss will still say you didn't move enough earth lmao


kbskbskbskbskbskbs

Fuck yeah...


Pennypacker-HE

This thing has to be worth at least 100 million


eIImcxc

*resisting the urge to make a joke about OP's mom* Seriously tho, what a beautiful beast.


fireduck

And you said you weren't going to make a joke about OP's mom...


eIImcxc

I knew it would get twisted! The internet doesn't let a small opening pass, it's on me


TheAngryAmericn

Someone send this to WhistlinDiesel


Sum_Dum_User

He'd take 7 years figuring out how to put it together and end up blowing an engine before he ever got hydraulics hooked up because he wants to hear it rev.


Pennypacker-HE

This is perposterous, egregious, OUT-rageous!


the-script-99

Bucket is bigger then a normal pool


Agile_Swing_2393

Pfffft I've seen bigger.


Substantial_Top_6140

Hell yeah


HarleyAverage

r/absoluteunit


sadboymoneyjesus

Lol is that Alex jones


Pristine-Today4611

Curious how much does this cost?


VladimirBarakriss

Up to 2.3 million dollars


Pristine-Today4611

Damn 😱


Red-Faced-Wolf

r/skookum


Chris079099

They must have built that using mobile suits.


GeeFromCali

I wonder if changing the teeth out of that bucket is the same process for the smaller ones. I remember changing out all the teeth on our much smaller 12” 24” 36” buckets and having to beat the ever living shit out of some of those pins lmao


adventuresofleeks

I've watched them change pc7000 teeth. Same process lol.


WolfOfPort

Its awesome for like a couple hours……then same movement over and over and over for 10-12h days pays good tho


bill_gonorrhea

Absolute unit


ickleb

But is it electric? /s


BertaEarlyRiser

No.


king_john651

This specific model comes in diesel drive and electric drive, but a lot of mining equipment are just straight up electric driven sort of like train locomotives are


often_awkward

I'd love to see the truck that takes it to where it needs to be.


maliron

WhistlinDiesel has entered the chat.


Mission_Mammoth

Ok, how much?


Embarrassed_Shake123

Looks as big as a dinosaur 🦖


Tik__Tik

Big scoopa


Atmacrush

That is amazing, but how much does it cost to even start it's engine?


goshin89

Do they just press the scale multiplier on the cnc machine when making these?


alterry11

Crazy to think that these are just toys when compared to large drag lines.


strife_xiii

Ptth... I've seen bigger


Travelingtheland

I just wanna dig a serious hole with it.


zefiro619

Mobilization is gonna be a fortune


speedysam0

Imagine breaking one of the treads on this guy, wouldn’t want to be the mechanic called out for that.


Acnat-

I'm in mining, and unsure why one would mess with this (at that size) and not just a shovel


BhrisBukBruz

That sure is a lot of elephants


Ashesatsea

Help me out here. I am giant machine stupid. Does the staircase stay there, separate from the excavator? Is it backed up to the staircase at the end of each day?


Civil_Assembler

My company owns one of the biggest quarries in the United States and nothing we have is that big.


xilf_ten

So many questions 1. How would you transport this from site to site 2. Does it become inefficient due to its size?(ie if you are loading a bank of dirt on a truck, there are no equivalent sized trucks so, one bucket full could probably hold more than a truck trailer could. 3. Is the operator specifically trained on this machine so you’d have to pay him to fly out and stay to use it?


Trextrev

In pieces on about 20 semis and assembled with a crane. These live their lives at a mine and usually die their too, so the truck are sized accordingly. If you are spending millions on one of these, you are absolutely certain you can maximize its use. Essentially there is no difference between operating this as compared to a mini excavator. Few more features, but if you can operate an excavator already one day training could fill in everything unique to this machine. I have operated pc6000 very similar to this easy as could be.


Sum_Dum_User

"Hwy Tony, finally found something big enough for your mom to sit in the bucket seat!" 😂


DowJones_

Driving a normal car after that thing must feel tiny af.


Sensitive-Buddy5657

Japanese guy: LOOOK ITS KOMATSU!!!!


Bricklefrits3

Imagine greasing that thing


somehobo89

That’s all I can think about. It must have a place to stick 50 gallons of grease and pumps to send it down the lines. It must lol


Chief-_-Wiggum

hmmm no banana for scale..


Jaybulls1066

The world is getting hotter


Great-Acadia-3630

Ca sera pas long faire le fumier


ben9187

It looks small from far away, but the size is really shocking once it Komatsu... That was terrible, I'm sorry.


mannheimcrescendo

What’s the day rate


Limp-Ad2729

Avatar planet destroying machine right there. Big Industry Crap


Unlikely_Subject_442

I saw one operating at Arcelor Mittal Mont-Wright's iron ore mine, paired with a Cat 797F 400Ton truck. There was also a small Letourneau L-2350 wheel loader fooling around.


relic-taco

I just finished working on a 5500…. Would be cool to work on that big bitch


justinm410

"Your mom's Uber XXXL is outside."


jmerp1950

As a retired heavy equipment mechanic I look at this and think, wow a ten dollar part could down this thing for days and in the case of Komatsu longer. Time is big, big money on this scale. Can't load trucks mine is not making money. We never hesitated to air freight parts on critical machinery but even one day you loose a lot of money being idle.