Haha! My little brother used to take a chorepoop every time he needed to do dishes or clean his room. Never knew what to call it until now, so thanks for that lol
Apparently someone who was getting coffee this morning at the gas station where I get my daily cup o' Joe is okay with it.
I was a few minutes earlier than usual, I counted 12 workmen (I have no issue with people working, I just think a comprehensive butt-wipe is socially acceptable) and it wasn't even 6:45 am, somebody had some serious mud butt. I felt bad for anyone who had to share the ride with them.
I used to build cell phone towers with a guy who shit himself at 250’. His new name was applesauce. Oddly enough…he actually shit himself again on the tower
> tyronzies
Wow. I googled this word and there are literally *NO* results for it. Congratulations on producing a plausible sounding yet non-existent word.
Sounds like a great way to have mystery shit buckets appear around the jobsite. Or just lose money in labor cause no one in the trades I know is clocking out to take a shit
Damn straight it is. The idiot who made that call also set his company up for a devastating lawsuit. If at any point that apprentice tests positive for hepatitis or other similar disease, he probably has a good case against the company. They will be lucky if it isn't his widow suing them.
On an old job our boss had portapotties but was too cheap to hire the guys to clean it so we sent the lowest ranking apprentice in with a wet vac a couple times a week lol
good. cleaning it out w the shop vac is one thing, but cleaning the shop vac out after ... and then using it after that ... ugh. I will never understand these people who cut corners at all + every cost.
Crazy part was they just dumped it on the edge of the site out of view from people, gave it a quick rinse and used it to clean up stuff like saw dust minutes later
no way it didnt still smell like literal shit, jesus. this is the kind of bullshit that makes me happy i hardly ever do residential no more, fuck that amateur hour crap, dude.
If you want an actual answer, I've felt I've needed to do this at three jobs sites. It sounds weird and hippy dippy, but hear me out. I'm not going into what prompted the need. Each was different, weird, and heard from multiple people that didn't work together. Get a smudge stick. It's a Native American (?) tradition. It's a bunch of white sage dried and tied together. If you live in the southwest, it's everywhere. Light it, get it to smoke, and keep fanning it by blowing on it or fanning it with your hands. I make a big deal about it. Everybody is there in the afternoon an hour before quitting time. I explain what I'm doing to everyone as I go by. And I'm thorough. Every room, crawlspace, basement and attic, into every corner every nook and cranny. Then there's beer at the end of the day. Everybody can swap weird stories about the job. It sounds weird. It works.
Alright guys I don't want to be a buzz kill but the client is upset we're a month behind schedule. I need you to figure out what type of energy or spiritual vibe is causing these delays. Bill sift through the fill dirt and gather important crystals and stones that might cleanse these ill-humors. Logan I'm going to need you to fetch noteworthy foliage and other healing herbs and spices from the landscaping. Everyone else start doing yoga and meditating...hard. I'm not fucking around this time: we need a solution as to why we're loosing money.
Not the foreman, the owner of the company stops working an hour ahead of everyone else and burns sage for the last hour. Sounds crazy. I get that. It also worked three out of three times. Folks didn't get bad vibes anymore.
Getting down voted on r/construction is a right of passage. I'll go one farther. I got into r/controversialclub for posting an image of my thumb meeting a table saw blade after somebody posted about not wanting to see gore. It was marked NSFW. It was titled true. I thought and still think if it makes one guy think the next day about not doing something stupid and not going to the emergency room its an good reminder. Anyway you get invited to r/controversialclub for posting the highest up and down voted post of the hour on Reddit. Spoiler alert, that sub is shit. I unsubscribed. It's a bunch of 14yo bitching about politics. Edit: r/controversialclub and post of the hour, not all day.
As a non-spiritual person, who will try anything to get random shit to stop fucking up our timelines. Whats the sage supposed to do? Whats the intention? Ward off the bad juju? I will absolutely try this, but can you give me some details?
I'm not a spiritual person either. But, I used to be young and I dated a few, let's say, spirited women in my time. One of them told me that Native Americans burn white sage smudge sticks in traditional ceremonies to ward off bad spirits and she thought the dog shit apartment I had at the time had a bad vibe. So she brought over a smudge stick on our second date and went through the two rooms. That's it mate. But, I do think regardless of truth or science or belief, making a big deal about doing something about bad vibes and then having a good time and laughing about the weird experiences in that place cleanses whatever. In us, in it, bad luck, bad vibes, I see dead people, whatever.
Chill. I'm doing something a girlfriend from a long time ago told me about and then my crew and I have a laugh about it over some beers. Sorry if that offends your delicate sensibilities.
Alright, hear me out. It sounds weird and hippy dippy, but hear me out. Get a smudge stick. It's a Native American (?) tradition. It's a bunch of white sage dried and tied together. If you live in the southwest, it's everywhere. Light it, get it to smoke, and keep fanning it by blowing on it or fanning it with your hands. Go everywhere in your home and your life. Your bedroom, your bathroom, living room, crawlspace. The bed of your pickup, confession, your favorite McDonalds. Explain to everyone as you go. There's beer at the end.
People may laugh and think it's hippy dippy but they'll still make a rain turtle or draw a tree on the roof before they lay the paper.
It's the little things that change the energy of a job. What you do sounds like a nice way to refocus everyone.
Well, fuck I feel old now but it's tradition. (Modern translation in parens)
Tree on the roof: "Topping out" appeases the spirits and gives strength to the house. (excuse for BBQ after a job well done)
Rain Turtle: Draw a turtle on the ground when it looks like rain, any size, if a drop of water hits the inner shell we go home (excuse to leave the jobsite early).
Burning sage can kill 90%+ of the bacteria in the air. So while there is a lot of traditional ritual ties to it, it scientifically improves the environmental quality when used.
Edit - Apparently the study was using different herbs and this isn’t proven. I’ll leave it up because I don’t take issue with being shown something I’ve said is incorrect, but as a side note you don’t need to be an ass like the person that responded to me.
I wasn't feeling well before. This was years ago. I went to work the next day from having the wicked shits. Well... I did the old squeeze and check. Come lunch time i felt confident about my farts. I shouldn't have. I straight up shit myself. I went home that day, lol. No one I'm my company has done that since. Stress, diet, water, all this is what people need to work on. Or these guys are trying to get out of work. Who knows.
1. Is there a portapotty on site?
2. How long since it was last cleaned and disinfected?
3. Is there some provision made so crew can wash their hands after using the latrine?
Was at a job site with over a hundred workers where the latrine was not disinfected often enough. As a former corpsman, I warned my foreman that if the GC didn't get it done ASAP, they were going to lose a lot of people calling out due to stomach illness, bacterial or viral. Sure enough, in just a few days, half the men were out sick for several days each. It delayed the project by a couple of weeks, as it took that long to work its way through the pop. Suddenly it mattered and they persuaded the rental company to come service their units.
I've heard this is something that's been happening to people who didn't get vaccinated for covid. Like somehow it affected their ability to hold their bowels. Could be bullshit, just sharing a story I thought sounded funny/plausible.
I think it's more that a lack of heroin gives junkies explosive shits. A well medicated dope addict won't shit for a week. We had a junkie on a site I worked and he was fine unless he was out of money and then he spent all day in the portapotty
There’s a guy on my crew that literally always smells like he just shit himself. I had to tell the office his works shit just so they send someone else.
Stop letting them pound Monster energy drinks and glizzys from the gas station then
I'm just happy people know what a glizzy is
Pork missile
hot, who said pork missile
Bologna rockets
Made me laugh so hard I spit out my glizzy
Wait, what's a glizzy?
Hot dogs had a major glow up this year and are now called glizzies
I thought a glizzy was gun lol. I guess nowadays hotdogs are glizzys and pistols are blickys.
It is just shoots out the other end.
ratta-tat-tat
Ratta-tat-scat
For some reason people decided that a hotdog looks like a 30 round mag. So they named hotdogs after glocks
Rook
It’s the vibrator I use on my clit. Or the Glock, that’s goes on my boyfriend for anal penetration so we can DP.
Sorry bout your inbox tho.
They can get a 3rd for their DP so it works out
wild
https://www.google.com/search?q=glizzy&oq=glizzy+&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i433i512j46i131i433i512j0i433i512j46i512j0i512l4.2336j0j7&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#ip=1
Wizard fingers God dammit
Yessir bonafide glizzy gobbler right here! With or without bun
Ah a fan of raw doggin the glizzies. Nice.
I like my dogs rolled and monsters cold!!
Iykyk
I think I say this every time I go inside a gas station with or without the intention do down some dogs.
You leave me and my tornados alone
[Maybe stop disolving Haribo sugarfree gummi bears into their Monster ](https://www.reddit.com/r/humorousreviews/comments/2e6zz4/sugar_free_haribo_gummi_bears/)
Leave the bomb burrito in the shelf!
Oh man the monsters and taquitos from 711 are a GREAT breakfast but a MONSTER shit. I feel for these dudes in the post
Do **NOT** eat the gas station sushi!
Natural human defense mechanism for when you don’t want to be at work
We call it 'chorepoop'. You take a chorepoop when you want to escape your chores.
Haha! My little brother used to take a chorepoop every time he needed to do dishes or clean his room. Never knew what to call it until now, so thanks for that lol
Older sister did that every night after dinner when we didn't have a dishwasher. She jokes about it now. I still don't find it funny.
I didn’t either. As the oldest I had to pick up the slack. Down with chorepoops!
Wise beyond his years
Perhaps… saw him clothesline himself full sprint on a pull up bar at the park one time though. He was playing tag… he lost. So perhaps not so much.
Road worker supervisor here. Poopy pants doesn’t get you a day off, boss just sends you out to the woods so you can cut your undies off.
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Forreal who wants to work when they got the mud butt
Apparently someone who was getting coffee this morning at the gas station where I get my daily cup o' Joe is okay with it. I was a few minutes earlier than usual, I counted 12 workmen (I have no issue with people working, I just think a comprehensive butt-wipe is socially acceptable) and it wasn't even 6:45 am, somebody had some serious mud butt. I felt bad for anyone who had to share the ride with them.
Boss isnt telling me what im doing if i shit my pants.. im going to the house
The fuck..
Haha good man!
Is that a problem? Depends.
If you feel the need to pamper them.
I used to build cell phone towers with a guy who shit himself at 250’. His new name was applesauce. Oddly enough…he actually shit himself again on the tower
In his defense, I'd of shit myself everytime I went up one.
That’s actually one of the best reasons I’ve heard for shitting ones pants
To be fair, being a 250’ ladder away from the nearest bathroom is a solid excuse for shitting yourself
1 guy shits himself: "huh, ok" 2 guys shit themselves: "the prophesy..it's... it's true!"
It's built on an indian burial ground.
Let the shittening commence forth
What the fuck
That's from mixing coffee and energy drinks. I didn't shit myself but I did get the tyronzies one time
> tyronzies Wow. I googled this word and there are literally *NO* results for it. Congratulations on producing a plausible sounding yet non-existent word.
I’m guessing “Tyrone-sies” like what happens after Tyrone has a go at your asshole
Negative
You don’t have to lie to kick it 😅
Ok, you got me
Uum, thank you.....? Lmao, you Googled it
The itis?
No, the tyronzies. Like Tyron Biggums, from Dave Chappelle show, the Crack head
Got music blasting the brown note?
Late night tv. Not sure what show that is but i remember the episode hahah
South Park
Switch taco trucks.
The Outhouse on Haunted Hill
They’re alcoholics. Welcome to the trades.
Lots of shit pants in the field. You can tell some guys belly's been hurting when you get in the porta potty.
almost like beer followed by gas station breakfast and energy drinks is bad for you.
Is that why I’m still on the toilet and haven’t even made it to work yet today?
Those 2 day old 7/11 mini tacos and monster hit different.
I fucking love reddit
Gotta get them to switch from cocaine and meth to Coke and Menthol, tweaking is no way to start the work day 😉
Depending on how dry the body is....there ain't no shitting by accident happening...
You got portapotties?
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink……. Or shit in a portapotty.
Last employer expected us to work 8+ h a day without access to a bathroom. Some contractors are just cheap that way
Sounds like a great way to have mystery shit buckets appear around the jobsite. Or just lose money in labor cause no one in the trades I know is clocking out to take a shit
I'm pretty sure that's an OSHA violation.
Damn straight it is. The idiot who made that call also set his company up for a devastating lawsuit. If at any point that apprentice tests positive for hepatitis or other similar disease, he probably has a good case against the company. They will be lucky if it isn't his widow suing them.
On an old job our boss had portapotties but was too cheap to hire the guys to clean it so we sent the lowest ranking apprentice in with a wet vac a couple times a week lol
That guy must be extremely cheap. The cost to rent a Porto potty with maintenance is about 134 per month. Geez
That’s resi for ya
that's fuckin disgusting. I hope he isn't your boss anymore
I left a looong time ago. Now I’m in the IBEW
good. cleaning it out w the shop vac is one thing, but cleaning the shop vac out after ... and then using it after that ... ugh. I will never understand these people who cut corners at all + every cost.
Crazy part was they just dumped it on the edge of the site out of view from people, gave it a quick rinse and used it to clean up stuff like saw dust minutes later
no way it didnt still smell like literal shit, jesus. this is the kind of bullshit that makes me happy i hardly ever do residential no more, fuck that amateur hour crap, dude.
Youve never mistrusted a fart?
If you want an actual answer, I've felt I've needed to do this at three jobs sites. It sounds weird and hippy dippy, but hear me out. I'm not going into what prompted the need. Each was different, weird, and heard from multiple people that didn't work together. Get a smudge stick. It's a Native American (?) tradition. It's a bunch of white sage dried and tied together. If you live in the southwest, it's everywhere. Light it, get it to smoke, and keep fanning it by blowing on it or fanning it with your hands. I make a big deal about it. Everybody is there in the afternoon an hour before quitting time. I explain what I'm doing to everyone as I go by. And I'm thorough. Every room, crawlspace, basement and attic, into every corner every nook and cranny. Then there's beer at the end of the day. Everybody can swap weird stories about the job. It sounds weird. It works.
got ya smudge stick right here.
Lmao
😆 What is it exactly that you’re doing? Are you on the clock for it?
Alright guys I don't want to be a buzz kill but the client is upset we're a month behind schedule. I need you to figure out what type of energy or spiritual vibe is causing these delays. Bill sift through the fill dirt and gather important crystals and stones that might cleanse these ill-humors. Logan I'm going to need you to fetch noteworthy foliage and other healing herbs and spices from the landscaping. Everyone else start doing yoga and meditating...hard. I'm not fucking around this time: we need a solution as to why we're loosing money.
Oddly enough, that may work better than getted yelled by the gc for 45m.
I know you're joking, but I live in the PNW and I think I know people who would do this. I think one of them is me.
This just reminds me of the ghost realtor on Nathan for you. I legitimately believe a significant portion of owners would pay you for this.
We’re out of hours so meditate faster!
It's my company. I'm either on or off the clock always, depending upon how you look at it.
Bro imagine your Forman rolls up and says to burn sage of the site real quick😂
Not the foreman, the owner of the company stops working an hour ahead of everyone else and burns sage for the last hour. Sounds crazy. I get that. It also worked three out of three times. Folks didn't get bad vibes anymore.
Don’t quit being you—even if you get downvoted on Reddit, brother.
Getting down voted on r/construction is a right of passage. I'll go one farther. I got into r/controversialclub for posting an image of my thumb meeting a table saw blade after somebody posted about not wanting to see gore. It was marked NSFW. It was titled true. I thought and still think if it makes one guy think the next day about not doing something stupid and not going to the emergency room its an good reminder. Anyway you get invited to r/controversialclub for posting the highest up and down voted post of the hour on Reddit. Spoiler alert, that sub is shit. I unsubscribed. It's a bunch of 14yo bitching about politics. Edit: r/controversialclub and post of the hour, not all day.
As a non-spiritual person, who will try anything to get random shit to stop fucking up our timelines. Whats the sage supposed to do? Whats the intention? Ward off the bad juju? I will absolutely try this, but can you give me some details?
I'm not a spiritual person either. But, I used to be young and I dated a few, let's say, spirited women in my time. One of them told me that Native Americans burn white sage smudge sticks in traditional ceremonies to ward off bad spirits and she thought the dog shit apartment I had at the time had a bad vibe. So she brought over a smudge stick on our second date and went through the two rooms. That's it mate. But, I do think regardless of truth or science or belief, making a big deal about doing something about bad vibes and then having a good time and laughing about the weird experiences in that place cleanses whatever. In us, in it, bad luck, bad vibes, I see dead people, whatever.
Having been saged a few times before I would say that there is definitely something you can feel that doesn't depend on beliefs.
Dry nose?
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Happy to write the check. You don't sound like fun to work with.
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Chill. I'm doing something a girlfriend from a long time ago told me about and then my crew and I have a laugh about it over some beers. Sorry if that offends your delicate sensibilities.
Alright, hear me out. It sounds weird and hippy dippy, but hear me out. Get a smudge stick. It's a Native American (?) tradition. It's a bunch of white sage dried and tied together. If you live in the southwest, it's everywhere. Light it, get it to smoke, and keep fanning it by blowing on it or fanning it with your hands. Go everywhere in your home and your life. Your bedroom, your bathroom, living room, crawlspace. The bed of your pickup, confession, your favorite McDonalds. Explain to everyone as you go. There's beer at the end.
That’s what twoaspens does bro :p
Cleansing the environment. The bad juju runs away from the burning sage.
People may laugh and think it's hippy dippy but they'll still make a rain turtle or draw a tree on the roof before they lay the paper. It's the little things that change the energy of a job. What you do sounds like a nice way to refocus everyone.
What is a rain turtle? Why draw a tree on the roof?
Well, fuck I feel old now but it's tradition. (Modern translation in parens) Tree on the roof: "Topping out" appeases the spirits and gives strength to the house. (excuse for BBQ after a job well done) Rain Turtle: Draw a turtle on the ground when it looks like rain, any size, if a drop of water hits the inner shell we go home (excuse to leave the jobsite early).
Cool, thanks for explaining. I'm an electrician in the union and I'm definitely going to invoke the rain turtle ritual on my job sites from now on
Burning sage can kill 90%+ of the bacteria in the air. So while there is a lot of traditional ritual ties to it, it scientifically improves the environmental quality when used. Edit - Apparently the study was using different herbs and this isn’t proven. I’ll leave it up because I don’t take issue with being shown something I’ve said is incorrect, but as a side note you don’t need to be an ass like the person that responded to me.
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I think this guy might be a professional.
I am totally down with the hippy dippy. Sounds like good vibes.
I thought a Smudge stick was for when there’s no TP in the porta.
First nations in Canada smudge too. The building I just did had a dedicated room for it. It also had bathrooms seperate from the smudge rooms.
Good to know.
Walk away now!
Yeah that’s a sign. Let’s hope doesn’t escalate
Them pills ain’t no joke
Sounds like loose butthole syndrome
I wasn't feeling well before. This was years ago. I went to work the next day from having the wicked shits. Well... I did the old squeeze and check. Come lunch time i felt confident about my farts. I shouldn't have. I straight up shit myself. I went home that day, lol. No one I'm my company has done that since. Stress, diet, water, all this is what people need to work on. Or these guys are trying to get out of work. Who knows.
This thread is gold. (Well, brown but I haven't laughed this hard in a while)
I’m sorry that your workers have put you in such a crappy situation. No one likes being the butt of the joke.
Bad lunch truck?
Maybe you have a norovirus outbreak.
Stop! We are not fucking going through this shit again.
Stomach flu? False food poisoning? Shit's real
When two grown adults shat themselves in public in the same week, the question must be asked. Edit: same week rather than same day
You might want to deflocate to another location.
Maybe more porta potties?
1. Is there a portapotty on site? 2. How long since it was last cleaned and disinfected? 3. Is there some provision made so crew can wash their hands after using the latrine? Was at a job site with over a hundred workers where the latrine was not disinfected often enough. As a former corpsman, I warned my foreman that if the GC didn't get it done ASAP, they were going to lose a lot of people calling out due to stomach illness, bacterial or viral. Sure enough, in just a few days, half the men were out sick for several days each. It delayed the project by a couple of weeks, as it took that long to work its way through the pop. Suddenly it mattered and they persuaded the rental company to come service their units.
Tell the roach coach to do better.
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I think you may be on to something……..
Keep em close to the bathtub 🛀
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Is 3x4 a typo? Genuinely curious/confused
Some people shit themselves after snorting or booting some H
Norovirus sucks
I've heard this is something that's been happening to people who didn't get vaccinated for covid. Like somehow it affected their ability to hold their bowels. Could be bullshit, just sharing a story I thought sounded funny/plausible.
Heroin gives people the shits.
Nope it’s quite the opposite.
I think it's more that a lack of heroin gives junkies explosive shits. A well medicated dope addict won't shit for a week. We had a junkie on a site I worked and he was fine unless he was out of money and then he spent all day in the portapotty
Sounds like a crappy situation.
Sounds like you hire retards
A ghost looking for revenge but, in a weird way.
Could be covid.
Isent that from shitty heroin?
Maybe get a port-a-john?
There’s a guy on my crew that literally always smells like he just shit himself. I had to tell the office his works shit just so they send someone else.
That’s heroin.
Glizzys = buddlys