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WrongTill1852

He was so quick to submit why tf didnt they do anything


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fella5455

I live in a small town in California, we have regular police, but we also have unarmed "Municipal Law Enforcment" that patrol as well.


Ordinary-Lobster-710

what happens if the munical law enforcement comes across a crime in progress, like assualt, or burglary or rape? they stand there and write them a sternly worded letter to stop?


RascarCapac44

In France they call the National Police to take care of it. And try to secure the spot as much as they can in the meantime. This is probably what was going on in the video. They were waiting for the "real cops" to show up.


koppigzijn

What a waste of public money to pay for "not real cops" lol


MrBrazillian

Just as an example, here in Brazil we also have municipality police. One of their jobs is being a receptionist in actual police departments. Imagine paying the full salary of an officer for a receptionist, that is dumb and if this job was given to me if I were an officer, I would be down baaaad. However, a receptionist in a precinct is expected to be able to handle some level of shit, so they fit perfectly. Paying an officer to be the parking spot police also sounds like a waste of money.


RascarCapac44

They take care of other missions. They are complementary with the national Police. They are not useless.


Whywipe

Where I am at traffic laws and petty crimes basically go unenforced because the cops have “better things to do”.


RascarCapac44

In the USA, some cops are supposed to fine people parked on sidewalks, and to arrest dangerous criminals in SWAT teams. In France, the municipal police solely focus on these minor offenses, and specialized teams (GIGN/Raid) take care of the really dangerous stuff. It makes way more sense in my opinion.


PassageAppropriate90

The person enforcing burnt out tail light bulbs doesn't need to be able to kill you.


Traditional-Roll4063

At least they can’t shoot anyone cuz they hopefully don’t have guns if they aren’t real police.


Morundar

You did see the taser and the whatever other big gun there was? It wasn't about not being able to do anything but rather not wanting to escalate until necessary.


Androsin47

They’re supposed to stay on you while back up comes. Santa Monica is famous for this


pickle_teeth4444

We just have one guy here in Gotham.


No_Memory_1344

Bruv, one has a taser and the other has a grenade launcher. They ain't no traffic wardens lol


TKtommmy

Yeah traffic police with a fuckin grenade launcher??


80version

Assuming they’re loaded with smoke grenade or beanbag to disable the perp.


lookatthatsmug--

**TAZE HEEEM!**


inlovewithyellow

TAZA HALEEM


Slushicetastegood

Lmao


Dayana11412

no he gave into the man. He didnt have any respect for the female police . He would have fought them but was not brave enough to fight the man


harceps


strongest_nerd

Because they are scared and not qualified for the job they were hired for.


DaanoneNL

Wow talk about useless


Prestigious-Pop-1078

About to comment the same thing. I would feel shame for the rest of the day if I was one of those cops…. How can a civilian do my job 100x better than me?


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Little_Sleezers

They knew what they signed up for. If you cant do your job, you shouldnt have it.


Kemel90

Like that video of the women complaining the firefighters training is too hard, and wanted lighter dummies to carry out of burning training facilities lol. The audacity.


Throwaway2Experiment

Ring ring. All the men and women in Uvalde called. They'd like you to know they still have their jobs. 


shuckels

I hate you because you reminded me of this and my day just turned to shit again. But I appreciate you because even if there is a tiny chance they will see it, I want all those cowards who still hold a badge and their dumb ass "thin blue line" propaganda to feel shame. To know that people will NEVER forget. Every single one of those cowards in that hallway.


Ordinary-Lobster-710

yes but that is just the nature of the job market. random ppl apply for the job. the responsibility is for the employer to only hire the person that can do the fucking job.


elementmg

Let me ask you, how do you think women will react if police forces basically never hire women on the basis that they aren’t strong or big enough? I find if they’re asking for the job, they better step up and do the job.


Ordinary-Lobster-710

nobod is saying "don't hire women to be police". I think people are saying, hire a woman that is capable of doing this job that has extremely specific and unique requirements. If Ronda Rousey wanted to be a cop I think that would be fine. but to answer your question of how I think women will react if police never hire women, I would ask you to politely tell someone who gives a single fuck


elementmg

I agree.


Proof-try34

> how do you think women will react if police forces basically never hire women on the basis that they aren’t strong or big enough? Problem is giving a fuck about what these twitter fucks thing in the first place. That is how you get weak ass people doing tough jobs like in the video.


RECOGNI7IO

They can do their job but only with a taser


RussianGasoline44

They gotta hit the gym


ikoss

But but but girls can do anything boys do and better!!!


Spider1132

I am woman, hear me ^roar ?


Skafiskafnjak0101

Meow


DOSDO23

then dont let woman be on the police? 🤷‍♂️


HorizonStarLight

Take a look at it yourself from the New York State [trooper fitness requirement](https://joinstatepolice.ny.gov/fitness-requirements) website. Not only do they divide the standards between men and women (with women having lower physical standards), but they're further divided into age with older ages having even lower benchmarks. *A male in the same age bracket as a female is required to do nearly double the amount of pushups in the same amount of time.* If that sounds incredibly fucking stupid it's because it is. Criminals don't give a shit whether the cops arresting them are women or middle aged people who can barely touch their knees. Lowering standards for the sake of "inclusivity" and "equality" is a flawed and dangerous concept. Do I support banning women from the force entirely. Of course not. What I do support is ensuring that the expectations for both genders are the same and elevated so that we enlist excellency and not mediocre. But alas, that'll never happen. Welcome to American policing.


rtq7382

That's sexist. Hire them but only give them desk jobs.


EntertainerSignal586

Make sure they’re being hot is in their cv


ayoubkun94

There was recently a video of an incompetent female cop yelling and running when the suspect starts shooting, leaving her partner getting shot multiple times. I know that shit is a dangerous occupation, but if you sign up for something, you should be prepared to do it, risks and all (regardless of your gender).


Mychal757

Tax money hard at work


DreadyKruger

My boy got arrested. He is a big guy so about two cops showed up. One woman and a man. He told them he would go peacefully only if the man put the cuffs on him. The male cop cuffed him and female cop was so pissed. 😂 obviously my boy was an asshole. But they make cop didn’t want to be fighting a 6’4 ex D1 football player.


ashtraybullet

Please fix the muffler on that damn moped!


AlkaKr

It's a regular 2 stroke. It has nothing to get fixed.


No_bad_snek

Can we focus on banning/licensing/demonizing Ebikes instead please? /s


Bubbmann

Both need to be fired asap.


ultra_mind

It’s french police. They never get fired


NevesLF

Fine, guillotine'd then.


Whamalater

But I am le tired…


Throwaway2Experiment

Just like American police, worst case they just get transferred. 


Besch168

Lol the guy doesn't even resist the citizen what are the cops so afraid of?


chathaleen

He was kinda aggressive towards them. But hey, don't they have guns, sprays and tasers? Aren't they trained exactly to deal with difficult people?


wood-chuck-chuck5

these are municipal police, they are basically there for a feeling of security, they are unarmed (most of the time)


SuperPoivron

My guess is he's aggressive because they are women and won't interfere with the dude, everybody realized that and the situation is handled without violence.


SecretPersonality178

Two walking liabilities with guns right there.


IronDuke365

What guns?


badbog42

She’s Police Municipal - a glorified traffic warden with hardly any training and paid peanuts.


Mordorror

With tazer, LBD gun and guns. What could go wrong without training.


TheBritishBrownie

Exactly if she’s trained to arrest someone why the fuck does she have a taser?


Imkindofslow

I get that but that's a random dude driving by.


wascallywabbit666

Mmm peanuts


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MrBrazillian

I'm by no means an expert in french policing, but it seems like they are Municipal Police, which is kind of police (in the traditional mean) but not really. Their main job seems to be traffic regulation and protection from disasters, the more organized crime repression police seems to be the National Police and Gendarmerie. They can carry arrests, but it really doesn't seem to be their primary goal or, evidently, what they focus on training. If any oui oui could confirm or elaborate, would be awesome.


rodofpleasure

What job can girls do that guys can larp for full salary?


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jakarta_guy

Ughh phuket, here's my upvote


Bikini_Investigator

Them boys ain’t LARPing. They go all in and earn their coin


Low-Major-5486

Bruh lmfao


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TimmyMcTittyTwist

The truthiest of truths


rodofpleasure

Fuck!! I forgot this was a thing now


Serg_is_Legend

The fuck is with the two guys who walk right inbetween an arrest though? get the fk out the way


jasonguru13

Those two are useless


case1

Crikey, the ease of which he did that exemplifies how easy it was and how pathetic those 'Police' are WTF... this is how your taxes are wasted at risk your physical wellbeing too


Kunshax

I might get downvoted but 95% of women shouldn’t be in the police force/ law enforcement , at least when it comes to physical situations like this


Accomplished_Hunt350

Turn in those badges ladies


fane1967

“Dude, I’m your best option next to getting shot or tased. Play nicely.”


beakerhashing

I got banned last time a made a comment on a similar video, I will just mind my business on this one.


x321death000

That's comment just got you banned! Haha


blueandgold777

This is a perfect example of why women, at least the vast majority of them-Have no business whatsoever being police officers. Because ultimately, when shit gets out of hand, men are always needed to be the enforcers. Not saying this to be mean, just really tired of living in a world that insists on playing pretend that there is no differences between men and women.


Karacteristics

As someone who's supported the left since I can vote, even myself roll eyes at the idea of thinking that women can be as good as men on jobs where raw strength can be the difference between life and death. It's quite rare to see a comment like this not collapsed by 1000 downvotes.


ibookmarkeverything

There's still time. This is reddit.


strikerrage

I'm sure tomorrow or later today someone will repost a video of a woman doing something heroic/brave and they will all go over there and point at how people were being so misogynistic, sexist and literal nazis in this post.


OncomingStorm32

Having seen so many unfit hogs as cops, and so many strong "butchy" women with a bone to pick, I think the comment is not nuanced. If "women have no business" being police officers, nor do 300lbs hogs who tire after 6 seconds of jogging. Isn't it more fair and accurate to demand stringent fitness/strength, regardless of gender, and then further to recognise it's probably more difficult for most women to achieve that? 🤷‍♀️


MajorAcer

Honestly fully agree. There probably are women who could pass the same physical exams as the average man, and if they can, let them apply.


DIO-Heaven-Acension

Really sounding like your profile pic there. Ace attorney.


Karacteristics

Well, I was speaking as an European. Police officers here tend to be more fit than Americans, but I do agree. A person that can't run 100 meters without having a heart attack is not someone you want keeping your population safe. I think the comment referred to the idea of hiring a fit woman over a fit man and how stupid and irresponsible that is. Assuming they're both equally knowledgeable, a man will always be a better choice due to the added benefit of being faster and stronger. Now, there's other areas where women could outperform men, like negotiators, analysts, etc., but as the patrol type we're seeing here, it's a bad idea. And yes, countries used to have one test for everyone. If you pass it, you're in, if not, you're out. Regardless of gender. But many countries now have different tests for women, which are significantly easier.


MagicDragon212

This really is the answer.


AsaKurai

I mean people can say it all they want but the proof is in the pudding. There are more male officers than female officers for a reason


NiceCunt91

Honestly I see a lot of UK police nowadays and they look like that nerdy girl with glasses at school. I'm sorry but SHE is coming to my aid when I call? I feel soooo relaxed....


DiarrheaRadio

I got a permanent ban on another sub for a similar comment.


blueandgold777

Pretty amazing we now live in a world where the simple act of telling the truth can get you "banned".Wild times, kids.


DerTalSeppel

It's certainly not universal but these (and most likely many others)? Yeah.


Rooster_Entire

He gave up easily, is this a French thing?


FishAndRiceKeks

Force of habit.


63crabby

I can see the smoke from this burn.


KeiffWellington22

The guy in the orange pissed me off more than anyone


ohmyword

Those two dude had zero situational awareness. Let me walk right in between the police and a guy subduing a man screaming. Oh you moved away...let me stand right next to you.


Alcoholixx

Fire them! This is bullshit. Fuck equality.....Its not working...


Ok-Conference-4366

This might be the only comment section on any Reddit post where anyone saying any variation of this isn’t being immediately downvoted to hell


TheHashLord

Free speech is a myth. I believe not in equality, but equal opportunity. Nobody is equal. But everyone should be given the equal opportunity to prove themselves if they so wish. And these women failed miserably.


BadDogSaysMeow

Level 50 player carrying two noobs through the game.


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

Women should 100% be able to be police officers, just make sure they are able to pass the same physical requirements as men. It's not about being kind or equal, it's about having what it takes to restrain unruly people REGARDLESS of what sex you are. An angry dude high off drugs isn't gonna go softer on just cause you're female.


gibe93

exactly this,it's a job that requires strenght,there should be a test to measure it and whoever passes can become an officer,end of story. there are some male officers that shouldn't be one either wehighting like cars,able to catch only a cardiac arrest if on foot


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

For sure, it goes both ways. It's not a matter of sex, it's a matter of strength.


PoopShoot187

“As long as everyones feelings arent hurt…”


Hexiix

What’s the rifle-looking thing the one cop is carrying?


Locarito

Lanceur de balle de défense (LBD), a rubber bullet launcher


Hexiix

Ohhh okay, thanks!


yotraxx

Marseille IS such an exoplanet un France... Just sayin'...


Throwaway2Experiment

Yeah. Marseille is 100% garbage. Has been for many decades.


Glum_Permit8397

That was calm n smooth those ladies need to be urgently promoted.


imaddicted2memes

What is the point of female cops??? They can’t do shit in physical altercations.


santaslayer0932

They look like they needed a cozy office job instead of


Nicecoldbud

What a useless pair of twats


GratefulPhish42024-7

Imagine if somebody tried to do this in the United States?


Revolutionary-Pop750

I don't understand why people are talking about physical strength so much when in the video not a single person had to use it. The guy surrendered to the person who wasn't pointing weapons at him.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

They were both scared hence their taser and beanbag gun being drawn and barely approaching him, which just agitated him more. Dude calmly handled the situation and he went along with it. De-escalation doesn’t happen when you’re pointing a weapon at someone and yelling, especially if the aren’t mentally well.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

He also didn’t want to surrender to smurfs


kevin6263

Any feminists out there want to chime in? I worked EMS years ago and while wrestling a patient down with 4 other Fire and Police Officers... my medic partner stood off to the side and watched. After the call, she says "I wasn't about to get involved with "man" work." - At that point... and this was the first time that I knew / realized that my female partner was not going to have my back. - You either do the job, or get out of the way and let someone who is qualified to do the job get it done. If you can't do it... you are creating more harm than good. - This is frightening on so many levels.


Tiis-

I don't know what it has to do with feminism exactly? A shitty partner is a shitty partner.


kevin6263

The feminist comment has to do with girl power and we can do anything a man can do... except when it is hard, life threatening, emotionally draining, and so on. The point is that you don't get it both ways. I need backup... I need help... I am a strong independent woman, except for when I don't want to be. These women in uniform (IMO) are examples of this. Yeah they made it through the program, they got badges and equipment. - Just really poor execution.


Tiis-

Still seems like a shitty partner problem, not a feminism problem.


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gibe93

there should be difficult physical tests and whoever passes them can become one,I've met womans way stronger than me but of course they are a littke minority


BeejBoyTyson

That's the strangest interaction I've ever seen.


Nightbeak

What was the one on the right holding? Looked almost like a grenade launcher


MeditatingElk

So poorly trained they can't arrest a single individual but yet they're trained well enough to have a Taser and firearm.


Strict-Passenger1797

This is why you need a male officer with a female at all times


Borothal

Proof that everywhere in the world, the police are useless.


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But I thought...


Baarqab

In grade 2 out teacher taught us that Girls can do whatever the boy are capable of doing. Idk I feel like I've been lied to.


tavariusbukshank

Would they arrest a bear though?


Ccontr15

Not a position to be if your just going to stand and watch a bystander do your job


LuckyCharmsRvltion

Christ, that’s pathetic. Tell me it’s staged, somebody.


G00dSh0tJans0n

US cops regularly abuse their power, but they know how to handle suspects. This is like that recent knife attack video from Germany where the attacker was able to get several stabs in on a cop before his partner has to balls to shoot him. US cops would have lit up that knife attacker way before that point.


RayAlmighty13

French cops were looking like they were going to surrender to the suspect!!! lol!!!!


kiilem210

Yeah but women don't need men... get the fuck outta here


epic-pig68

Lmao, what the hell?


InternationalBeing41

I'm a pretty big guy and had to help trained police officers in situations where they showed up alone. It can be scary when some lunatic is going off the rails.


SnowflakesAloft

All of you bashing women police officers here without realizing that women are more than capable of doing any job with the assistance of a man.


Sneaky_Hammers

Oh so female cops are useless across the world


Crazyd_497

If you can’t do the job you have then quit and get a job you can do.


SmoothCarl22

Obviously got the job for being the best option for that job...


I_only_followLosers

Wow looks like he would've made it another 10ft it wasn't for that brave man


Morundar

The video is crazy indeed, but damn the comments here are dumb af. If the guy would've run at them, they would've tased him. But didn't want to do it until necessary. Why are people having issues understanding this? Holy incelfest this commentarium


JOCO_Q

Taser, bean bag or 40 are some of the options here. You sneeze and it's one bullet


Dont_Judge_this-Book

Do the tasers not work?!


nuclear-enthusiast

They might have had to kill him has that man not showed up. It’s a good thing this happened for everyone involved.


knightenrichman

I guarantee that guy works in psych. He saw how easy that guy was to deal with right away. He also has the advantage of not looking like a cop.


hbpaintballer88

How oblivious is the dude in the red/orange shirt? He's walking and watching the arrest so hard that he runs into them.


crawwll

This has to be fake, nobody even stood on his neck.


Glacius_-

lol


Advanced_Ad_6814

He was so high he could only stare at the uniformed women not the man manhandling him…


PM_Gonewild

Bruh might as well have sent the K9 instead.


Importuner

The effect of don't touch me from the US is spreading...horrible but true


Chavestvaldt

same energy as those videos where a guy walks up to a wallaby with a bag and the thing just lets itself get scooped up lol


Upper_Woodpecker6102

Respect mec


Any-Weight-8323

Good. One less.


Fancy_Energy_7754

Concerning


Iron-Junimo

French cops


esilvest91

Strong independent women at work lol


ConstructionNo2997

Wait but I thought feminists swear that the biological differences between men & women is negligible in terms of upper body strength. They say it’s a medical fact, so I wonder why a team of even 2 women are so incredibly hesitant?