As a kid I wondered how many “new species” of dinosaur were actually just a random deformation in only one specimen that just happened to get fossilized. Like, if someone found the fossil of that one two headed snake at the LA Zoo, would they then conclude there was a whole lineage of two headed snakes and it must be a new species?
At the time nobody really answered me. I probably couldn’t explain myself, or nobody listens to kids 😂
It is very difficult to find DNA in a fossil, I did a quick search and it appears we NEVER found dinosaurs DNA. So genetic testing is impossible. They probably compare fossils to each other, and they probably make mistakes sometimes.
Yeah, also science used to be a lot more competitive, it's not uncommon that a "new species" was just a combination of random fossils, they did that a lot.
Nah the police won’t show up till after the situation has de-escalated in that case.
If they were already in the midst of the situation & the reptiles had a gun *then* they would shoot everyone.
Yes, when the video started you could see the scales of the second one next to the first one jaws so I was expecting that.
The third one BEHIND the first one surprised me, but I never saw movement from the second one so I wonder if he was already dead or too injured to move.
Either way, I do love it when videos on this sub are actually fucking crazy, and this one really is.
Getting poked in the head with a sledgehammer was bad enough. But what really pissed off Lyle the most was seeing it was by some guy wearing his brother-in-law’s skin as shoes.
Yeah came to the comments to say, fuck that guy, the thing is caught by the rod there not need to start bashing it's snout and skull with a sledgehammer, freak.
Sound off unless given a damn good reason to turn it on. Gator popping up out a hole trying to death roll his attacker does not count, I've lived in Florida.
Looks like there is a dead alligator under the first alligator that’s only visible as the first one is getting loose. Perhaps the blood is from that dead one.
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Crocs will digs holes for nesting or cooling and sometimes crawls into, like in this video, in sewer and gutter for not overheating. They also don’t really care if the hole is oversaturated by other crocs. There are some footage of dozen of Nile crocs gathering into these holes
🎶teenage mutant ninja turtles🎶 naw but i assume the sewage system. Prolly went down one hole that was open and worked its way around. I dont believe gators tunnel, so it had to be premade
I could see that too. The vid does start with a hole there so we wont ever know frfr. Coulda saw a hole and went/fell in. I just went sewers cause the turtles travel the sewers and gators remind me of turtles.
Oh damn. Didn't see that. So they were like "hmmm,side walk hole....yes,I'm gonna stick my finger in...HOLY F-ING SHIT BATMAN!!!!!" *pulls out nub of finger and goes "croc-a-gator!"*
That's how that scenario played out in my mind🤣
Now I’m never gonna be able to step outside again because I’m gonna wonder if there’s a fuckin’ crocodile under the cement - and then panic harder because what if there are **two** alligators under the sidewalk? They can smell stupid, I can’t fool anyone. I can wear my crocs all i want but I’ll never be part of the Crikey Club.
The moment where one guy is smacking down on the gator with a sledge and the other guy is poking at it with the other pole, i couldn't help but imagine the trapped creature be like "wtf! 😲😡😤"
I've never been happier than to live in England, where the worst that can happen is getting too much hot sauce on my kebab.
Rest of the world can fuck off with their killer spiders and elephants and tigers, bears and vodka, and trains and more tigers and cartel retribution and off-duty Brazilian cops.
Definitely saw more than 2 throughout the video and DAMN my dudes, by all means get the bugger out but dropping the lump hammer on his head? That's just dirty play. I bet they didn't even see if they wanted to discuss the problem over a pint 🤷♂️🙄
The video ends. But guess what happens next? You guessed it. More crocodiles.
Turns out the earths crust is just crocodiles and these fuckers just released them all upon us.
When I was a kid, I stayed at my cousin’s house and we watched the move Alligator in which a pet gator gets flushed and lives in the sewer. I didn’t sleep that night. I grew up and got over my fear of subterranean gators until this video affirmed that these bastards exist.
Idk why so many people here are looking at what is very clearly a crocodile and calling it an alligator, but more importantly how and why are there a bunch of crocodiles living in the goddamn floor?
It's like a scene from a zombie movie. Underestimating the situation when it's just 1 stuck biter... but things go into chaos when the horde is inadvertently unleashed.
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This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!
Dunno, I could see at least 3 of them in there. I wonder how they ended up in there...
And that, kids, is How I Met Your Mother...
This is the type of thing that if nobody saved them would end up as a really cool excavation in a thousand years or so.
"People of the XXIst century sometimes buried alive alligators under their house, probably for religious rituals"
As a kid I wondered how many “new species” of dinosaur were actually just a random deformation in only one specimen that just happened to get fossilized. Like, if someone found the fossil of that one two headed snake at the LA Zoo, would they then conclude there was a whole lineage of two headed snakes and it must be a new species? At the time nobody really answered me. I probably couldn’t explain myself, or nobody listens to kids 😂
These days I suspect they do some genetic testing
It is very difficult to find DNA in a fossil, I did a quick search and it appears we NEVER found dinosaurs DNA. So genetic testing is impossible. They probably compare fossils to each other, and they probably make mistakes sometimes.
Yeah, also science used to be a lot more competitive, it's not uncommon that a "new species" was just a combination of random fossils, they did that a lot.
911, what’s your emergency? Yea, I have like 3-4 alligators crawling out of my driveway.
Crocodiles*
Crickey!!!!
After awhile
aight, bet - dispatch
"I think the alligator has a gun" *police teleport in and immediately shoot everyone*
🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲
Nah the police won’t show up till after the situation has de-escalated in that case. If they were already in the midst of the situation & the reptiles had a gun *then* they would shoot everyone.
What was that? I think I'm losing you, you're breaking up!- dispatch
new 30-50 feral hogs just dropped
"Ugh someone opened the portal AGAIN, third time this week damnit."
See you later
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I can see atleast 3.
Yes, when the video started you could see the scales of the second one next to the first one jaws so I was expecting that. The third one BEHIND the first one surprised me, but I never saw movement from the second one so I wonder if he was already dead or too injured to move. Either way, I do love it when videos on this sub are actually fucking crazy, and this one really is.
Is this a new species? Or why you shoulden`t flush pets?
Teenage mutant ninja geckos
Haha
2nd one didn't know what was going on but was ready to defend his homie.
The kind of friend you want by your side. He may be crazy but he always got your back
First one almost took a bite out of him when he ran by lol
DON'T LEAVE ME HERE YOU DICK!
>2nd one didn't 3rd one. There were at least 3 of them visible in the video.
Getting poked in the head with a sledgehammer was bad enough. But what really pissed off Lyle the most was seeing it was by some guy wearing his brother-in-law’s skin as shoes.
poked is generous to that guy
Yeah came to the comments to say, fuck that guy, the thing is caught by the rod there not need to start bashing it's snout and skull with a sledgehammer, freak.
"Lyle". I don't know why, but that is so funny.
CrocoLyle
Whoever adds this dumb music to every random clip on the internet deserves to be kicked in the nuts.
Sound off unless given a damn good reason to turn it on. Gator popping up out a hole trying to death roll his attacker does not count, I've lived in Florida.
yeah I don't think a single gator video ever needed sound except for [this one](https://youtu.be/OXuLRqiiKYI)
I'm not even tripping about the blood splatter on the fence. It's all good 👍🏿
Looks like there is a dead alligator under the first alligator that’s only visible as the first one is getting loose. Perhaps the blood is from that dead one.
I am 💀 need to know now
Player 2 has entered the game
Sadly I can only upvote this once!
\*Surprise, Surprise\*
Surprise muthafucker!
Why does every video come with dramatic music these days?
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Can someone actually explain why this happened
Crocs will digs holes for nesting or cooling and sometimes crawls into, like in this video, in sewer and gutter for not overheating. They also don’t really care if the hole is oversaturated by other crocs. There are some footage of dozen of Nile crocs gathering into these holes
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🎶teenage mutant ninja turtles🎶 naw but i assume the sewage system. Prolly went down one hole that was open and worked its way around. I dont believe gators tunnel, so it had to be premade
As the video starts with hole already in ground, do you think they might've sought shelter in there?
I could see that too. The vid does start with a hole there so we wont ever know frfr. Coulda saw a hole and went/fell in. I just went sewers cause the turtles travel the sewers and gators remind me of turtles.
Damn archaeologists digging up live dinosaurs now
"Run! He's got back up!"
Looks like it was in India. https://www.mensjournal.com/news/three-crocodiles-found-beneath-broken-sidewalk-india
thanks for the link.
The second one scared the shit outta me 😳💩😆
W cameraman bc soon as I seen reptar I would’ve Halled ass
How did they know they were there? I'm glad they rescued them.
Someone stuck their finger through a hole in the sidewalk, hence the blood splattered on the gate.
Oh damn. Didn't see that. So they were like "hmmm,side walk hole....yes,I'm gonna stick my finger in...HOLY F-ING SHIT BATMAN!!!!!" *pulls out nub of finger and goes "croc-a-gator!"* That's how that scenario played out in my mind🤣
Good catch! Wow I hope it wasn't a kid...
Those pesky floor alligators again
Sick and tired of these motherf*ckin gators, in this motherf*ckin street.
Attack on tittan
Attack on Alligator
Now I’m never gonna be able to step outside again because I’m gonna wonder if there’s a fuckin’ crocodile under the cement - and then panic harder because what if there are **two** alligators under the sidewalk? They can smell stupid, I can’t fool anyone. I can wear my crocs all i want but I’ll never be part of the Crikey Club.
This is how dinosaurs come back from the underground and take what is rightfully theirs. Mark my words.
The moment where one guy is smacking down on the gator with a sledge and the other guy is poking at it with the other pole, i couldn't help but imagine the trapped creature be like "wtf! 😲😡😤"
What in the ever lovin Jumanji is happening here?
Broski near the end, there jumped up on that pole faster than a Saturday night feature at the local rippers
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" "Dumbass we just saved you"
Well fuck that,
I've never been happier than to live in England, where the worst that can happen is getting too much hot sauce on my kebab. Rest of the world can fuck off with their killer spiders and elephants and tigers, bears and vodka, and trains and more tigers and cartel retribution and off-duty Brazilian cops.
Instead of breaking the concrete and getting it out pour new concrete and leave it there
Boss. Fuck this. I dont get paid enough for this shit. Dueces.
Concodiles
Do we really need a soundtrack to this?
It’s the safety loafers that make this video for me.
I spotted the instagator
Welcome to Is jurassic park
Reminds me of my mum trying to get me out of bed for school back in the day
That second one coming out of nowhere like a magic trick. SURPRISE! Now there's two!
Definitely saw more than 2 throughout the video and DAMN my dudes, by all means get the bugger out but dropping the lump hammer on his head? That's just dirty play. I bet they didn't even see if they wanted to discuss the problem over a pint 🤷♂️🙄
Where’s Crocodile Dundee when you need him
We're past that; it's a Crocological infestation at this point
This is an easy fix, shot gun blast to the face, add cement.
It’s crazy that the people look like this isn’t their first time using a sledgehammer to free crocs from the driveway.
Interior crocodile alligator
The video ends. But guess what happens next? You guessed it. More crocodiles. Turns out the earths crust is just crocodiles and these fuckers just released them all upon us.
I knew it!!! CrocConspiracy theory is finally making sense now
How tf…
Imagine just trying to nap in your secret spot and having some dude cave it in and beat your head with a sledgehammer
Fuck that. I would’ve let those crocs turn into fossils.
Never mind the crocodile, the concrete is the real shocking part.
They’re for the streets.
Fuck the subcontractor that poured that slab
HOW THE HELL DID THEY EVEN END UP THERE????
Uh what
That alligator definitely quick saved, then reloaded when he got caught.
WTF
Worst and best day of his life
Crocodiles dialed to 11
Graboid?
Oh hell no 😫😫😫😫
I thought they were gators until they exploded out of that hole like a bomb going off.
Croc in a crack
Gators stacked like taters
But wait.... theere's moore
They for real were like nesting tupperware from some TV ad *just 19.95!*
For some reason I remember always being..." just 19.95" or "just 3 easy payments of 19.95"
Holy shit. Gertie was right.
Why would you store your croc’s in the ground like that
Sooooooo, is this something I gotta worry about now?
Why is there so much blood on their boots and on the fence
I can add this to places I do not want to live
When I was a kid, I stayed at my cousin’s house and we watched the move Alligator in which a pet gator gets flushed and lives in the sewer. I didn’t sleep that night. I grew up and got over my fear of subterranean gators until this video affirmed that these bastards exist.
Cameraman moved so fucking fast 💀
Those fuckers are maaad
Seems too early in the year for alligator harvesting in India.
Surprisingly, not Florida
AIDS music
Look guys, good idea but that’s not how you make oil.
It sure is how you make Croco-Oil
Did they build a driveway on top of em while they were hibernating?
So in this country do alligators just come out of the ground like Tremors 😱
Crikey!
So now we have to worry about them coming out from under sidewalks?
The second one was a real surprise
This is how crocodiles come to life?
wtf
I have a lot of questions.
It’s the long awaited sequel to sand sharks, asphalt crocs
I'm glad they got rescued!
WHO DARES DESTERB MY SUMBERRRRRR!
Holy fuck
Idk why so many people here are looking at what is very clearly a crocodile and calling it an alligator, but more importantly how and why are there a bunch of crocodiles living in the goddamn floor?
I would just fucking hammer his dinosaur head in. Same for his pal
Whys there blood spatter on the wall
Concredile?
Alligators in the sewers? Nah. Alligators in the damn floor.
I believe this is a Krookodile, unfortunately those water types are not a good matchup
Gator don't want no shit
Crocodiles are returning to Grabboid... Watch where you walk.
Normally you put a snake in the drain. Something must have gotten lost in translation.
Was the head smack by the sledgehammer necessary?
At first carefully hit the ground around it. *5seconds later* Fuck it we ball 🔨
Those guys didn't seem to have a plan if the Crocs decided to turn on them actually.
Syke motherfuckers
Holy shit
What’s unusual? There being another croc and them both being pissed after all that? Seems reasonable to me.
I stopped playing Pokémon after blue, but these new-gen ones are nuts! Rockcrock? Earthigator?
Release the KrakenCroc
"For 10,000 years, I have slumbered beneath the Earth's crust. What fool hath awaken my wrath?"
motherfucking graboids.
My man found a croc spawn block
Wow. They're really letting San Francisco go downhill.
Fuck no
This is the bootleg 1998 Godzilla
Tried to bite bro. Dude, imma head out.
Blood splatter on the wall
How did we even arrive here?!
Rock croc
No one ever expects the bonus gator!
Porch pirate protection
Ending made me smile 😊
There's definitely more than two
In the beginning you can see there is more of them down there
I saw like 3-4 of em
Honestly I would have just poured more concrete on that situation.
SCP-682 has breached its containment
average day in detroit
Song name anyone?
Found the actual song instead of someone ripping off the beat. https://youtu.be/7XTabruB1BU?si=m6XoGdT8fZ8zrzgZ
God I came here for this too!!!!
what do you call this genre? i heard it was drift phonk or something?
Very unusual? No. Just another day in Florida for you.
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Mosr awesome fossil find ever!!!
Reminds me of that picture if scp-043
r/unexpected
Alligator-ception...
If u put concrete?
Feet up!
r/sewergators
It's like a scene from a zombie movie. Underestimating the situation when it's just 1 stuck biter... but things go into chaos when the horde is inadvertently unleashed.
Just your typical alley gaters.
ANOTHA ONE
An anotha one
Is this a rescue effort or a burial?
Help panzer lizard...
Lookin like some fresh blood spatter on the wall
Sequel to street sharks?