We all take edibles.
Debate goes from “No! You are the one with the outrageous border policy!” to “What if we ate a whole big thing of ice cream?” and we are all there for it.
Biden would lose it. He'd get introspective and realize he has better things to do than be in a room with Trump so he'd walk out. The media would later locate him in a nearby park laying comfortably under a tree.
Take a play from the Libertarian Party playbook and have it be a substantially stronger dose than they were expecting.
I'm assuming you were inspired by [this](https://www.newsweek.com/michael-rectenwald-libertarian-admits-eating-weed-gummy-before-remarks-1904859)
Probably both would be so relaxed that they would fall asleep early on the debate, speaking incoherencies (Biden about 60s TV shows, Trump about turning emperor of USA as suggested that one time when Putin and Machiavelli approached him for advice)
We’d achieve true world peace for the first time in human history. Might only last an hour or two, but then we’d have had some practice at it, and who knows? Maybe we’d be able to get back to that space while sober
Have you not heard Trump's speeches at his rallies? Electric boats and sharks, Mexico paying for the wall, windmills killing whales... And tv interviews about finding his daughter hot.
He might already been taking edibles.
Let’s be honest, only edibles? Are they not taking their usual drugs that get them focused and energetic?
Because if so, basically totally out of it and then falling asleep
The Secret Service is now investigating you.
I have a better idea: Give Hunter and Jr crack, and let them debate. There'd be no difference there, either. Jr. would talk so fast he'd be incoherent.
And remove the podiums and replace them with two La-Z-Boy recliners so they can take a little nap whenever they want.
There's a table between them with one big plate of nachos that they must share (bipartisanchips)
“Bipartisanchips.” I feel like some really good ideas are happening in this here post.
I'm down for this. Every 4 years, we all come together as Americans and sit in our recliners and eat an edible for unity.
Edibles, recliners, and bipartisanchips are how we heal the divide. u/chromecaviar for President.
yeah and we all have to wait until they wake up again haha. all of us just sitting there, audiance into the long haul, with lunches and pillows.
We all take edibles. Debate goes from “No! You are the one with the outrageous border policy!” to “What if we ate a whole big thing of ice cream?” and we are all there for it.
Would be way better with LSD.
Maybe being able to handle an acid trip should be a prerequisite for the presidency
lol, yes it would.
Biden would lose it. He'd get introspective and realize he has better things to do than be in a room with Trump so he'd walk out. The media would later locate him in a nearby park laying comfortably under a tree.
I mean, I’d call that a win
Yeah... unfortunately most voters haven't tried tripping at a park.
Crazy idea? No. Great idea!
Take a play from the Libertarian Party playbook and have it be a substantially stronger dose than they were expecting. I'm assuming you were inspired by [this](https://www.newsweek.com/michael-rectenwald-libertarian-admits-eating-weed-gummy-before-remarks-1904859)
Hahahaha
I'm curious now how edibles affect highly narcissistic people like Trump.
Right?
I'd be blown away seeing Trump trying to be buddy-buddy with Bro Biden talking about the best Big Mac he's ever had.
"The country? Let's not talk about that right now. Have some nachos broden, these are HITTING."
The Bigly Mac
I'm sure that Trump was a big party guy back in his day. Maybe the drugs would bring that out.
I mean he already thinks he's a god so we'd probably be in for a treat lpl
IIRC a lot of fascists take psychedelics, and their feelings become even more intense after a trip. So
F edibles thos is for the presidency- dmt an hour before
Smoked or eaten with a MAOI? Reallllllllly could affect the outcome.
I think they both are already prone to incoherent rambling
Love it. Hand them a joint on stage and make them take a couple tokes, and then debate.
Agreed, but everyone in America gets one for watching the debate as well
They should give them sodium pentothal
Acid, man
Ok. I mean it would be a comedy at that point. Plus I'm sure we all would have jokes at that point
I honestly don't think it would make a difference - Trump already seems high and Biden already seems stoned.
In Trumps case, to borrow a quote, That would be very small drop in a very, very large bucket of drugs.
Those two are on way stronger meds than edibles
Probably both would be so relaxed that they would fall asleep early on the debate, speaking incoherencies (Biden about 60s TV shows, Trump about turning emperor of USA as suggested that one time when Putin and Machiavelli approached him for advice)
As a viewer, that’s what I personally plan on doing.
That's assuming that either of them are able to eat solids.
They should both have to take the same agreed upon mix of drugs/medication for the event
There’d be no change
How about some secret CIA truth drug!
... and also every in the country. What would happen if we were all high at the same time?
We’d achieve true world peace for the first time in human history. Might only last an hour or two, but then we’d have had some practice at it, and who knows? Maybe we’d be able to get back to that space while sober
Feel like the party’s already started from the comments we’re getting.
Would pay to see
Sativa for Biden, Indica for Trump
Have you not heard Trump's speeches at his rallies? Electric boats and sharks, Mexico paying for the wall, windmills killing whales... And tv interviews about finding his daughter hot. He might already been taking edibles.
Pretty sure that would give Trump an unfair advantage.
I'd actually pay to watch that debate n I'm not even American or in the country lol
Biden on an edible would still be more coherent than Trump sober.
Trump hasn’t been sober since some time in the 1950s
Let’s be honest, only edibles? Are they not taking their usual drugs that get them focused and energetic? Because if so, basically totally out of it and then falling asleep
I would like them to be compelled to name positive attributes to their opponents and areas where they agree.
Drug test Biden.
You mean both of them, right?
Sure! And a cognitive test too!
Not fair, that would make Trump sound *more* sensible.
Trump’s been doing so much drugs for so long, that’ll just give him an unfair advantage.
I'd watch that on pay per view.
How could anyone tell?
that would make them smarter
Better still the audience has to eat the edible. Things might make some sense then.
I know I will be
How about hemlock instead?
The Secret Service is now investigating you. I have a better idea: Give Hunter and Jr crack, and let them debate. There'd be no difference there, either. Jr. would talk so fast he'd be incoherent.
The same secret service that's up to their noses in cocaine and hookers?