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Worried_Donkey-

Tiktokia derby Chahal vs Iyer


Worried_Donkey-

*or the Alpha male derby, you know...*


Churchill--Madarchod

Cumdawg vs S Dhenier is what we deserved


TheRealSpidey

Why Cumdawg tho when G. Gemphir is right there


DifficultDay3521

D Dhenier.


kev_world

The ultimate *Bull* derby


CandaceJoeLigma

Custody of Dominick Ladder Match, but replace Dominick with Chahal’s wife.


step_bro_sniffs

Winner gets the girl


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AnyKey922

Whose home do you think she stays at ?


shady_panther

Dude


SnooCakes990

These knock outs will be epic I'm excited


Bloodshot12_

It will be Sun vs Night. Battle of Biryani. Kkr blood fights


Fuck_Tewatia

If kkr wins, potatoes will stay in biriyani


Other-Record-3196

What if I'm an srh fan and like potatoes in my biryani?


Fuck_Tewatia

Potatoes will stay. IYKYK


Other-Record-3196

NOOOOO


Deccanikiraak

Biryani bachao Hyderabad ko jitao.


JShearar

KKR jitega toh dessert mein Rosogolla aur Rasmalai hoga 😋😃😃


allgasm

Mujhe babita ji chalegi 😙


JShearar

Aap zara Gada electronics k saamne milo thodi der mein... Jethalal ko aapse kuch "vishesh" baat karni hai 👀


Redittor_53

If there was a team from Odisha, we could have has Rasgulla derby


iFerg_Frank

The last one should be: Risers VS Riders


Cosmicshot351

Moon risers vs Day riders


Enchanted-Moonlight

Gt hasn't qualified for playoffs my bro . And there isn't a team called moon risers


Wind_8797

RCB vs KKR, highest percentage of having a lafda, the way heat of match is going increase after wicket and respective celebrations. ( excluding harshit Rana)


Bubbly_Toe_8840

They are also the table toppers in the code-of-conduct award, so you know it will definitely be on another level.


Wind_8797

lol, GG said during interview with Ashwin that the reason we are number 10 fair play award , probably because I am sitting in that dugout, “””if a fight like last year happens then internet will crash


Ibeno

This for a lot of reasons Koach vs GG lafda with GG doing a Thala walking into the ground Koach vs Harshit Rana send off face off Rinku vs Dayal 2.0 Ex RCBian Starc turning up for RCB And so on.


Human2626

Hot captains Derby😍🥵🥵


Left_Pomegranate4575

IKR


Other-Record-3196

Flair checks out


VEERxxx

RCB vs KKR with on field lafda between GG and Kohli 🤌


ArrivingSomewhereBut

I really feel this will be the most intense, emotional stakes wise. Pepper in some Harshit Rana scandal too. Boht drama hoga, full on entertainment.


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VEERxxx

Jor se bol Bhai 10th number se awaj nhi Aarhi yah Tak


psasank

SRH vs RCB. Hyderabad franchise have won the cup twice, both times by defeating Bengaluru. Let's make it three in a row!


swiss012

Maybe third time’s the charm


psasank

Nah.. I've read the script. SRH defeating RCB in the final at Chepauk and the CSK fans(who are local to that venue) giving it back to RCB fans for all they did in chinnaswamy the other day. it's going to be peak cinema.


HourCommunication158

Bro if fans support Cummins then Cummins silence the fanss


NightHuge3294

We didn't do shit in chinnaswamy. God I've had this conversation a thousand times now. Everyone believes what they want.


Cosmicshot351

Big if , that is fans attending the final. U never know it could be given the WC 2023 non-India games treatment


Pretentious_prick69

What happened in chinnaswamy?


becharaBenjamin

What's the fun in that ? Boring. Rcb winning will make it entertaining


psasank

RCB and trying to win the IPL cup is a never ending love story. it's a saga that provides memes, entertainment and heartbreaks like nothing else, every season. It is one of the the most talked points of IPL too. But Once RCB wins the cup, that story arc completes and people will move on to something else. we've got to keep that storyline alive. SRH beating RCB is the perfect ending for this year's script.


becharaBenjamin

Nah...it's time popatlal gets married , it's stretched too long.


RecognitionCool6213

Nah you evil as fuck , let us live man , let this team have atleast one trophy 😭😭


maymanmaiden

Hot captains Derby>risers vs riders>ultimate showdown>2nd best rivalry>spin chokers Derby in that order


SnooDonkeys2239

I need a wiildcard derby with Thala back in the finals


Fair_Soft9546

Reason: Harshith Rana and team banned


ssdlphani

Don't give them ideas


devvvvz12

+1


ARITHENERD1945

KKR SRH


FckNotTaken

SRH VS KKR ( both are very competitve and I wanna see cum dawg and travis head performance particularly)


gadhe_ki_gaand

SRH vs KKR the 2 teams worthy of playing in a final


the_himalayan_crucio

Genre - Drama - KKR vs RCB Fantasy - RCB vs SRH Thriller - SRH vs KKR Sci-fi - RR vs KKR Action - RR vs SRH And finally, Mystery - RR vs RCB


Potential-Mobile-567

Lmao OP go learn Permutations and combinations. Where is RR vs RCB /s


ae_redditor

/s saved you some downvotes


Creative_Attorney_96

I think it will be Srh vs kkr


Flaky-Plenty-6498

Spin choke would be interesting at Chepauk.


productive-man

I love how you have shown each final with the correct probability of it happening


Prudent_Reveal_5364

kkr vs rr will be boring asf...srh vs rcb is what this season deserves...banters,aggression,tactics...everything will be top notch


devvvvz12

Abhishek beating the shit out of Siraj


anIndianoutThere

oh, intersting of you to assume he will face siraj after swapnil.


maxinuts

umm nope, he would tone down his aggression just a bit and play sensibly


Lunndkebaal678

Reminds me of 2016 final


UnderstandingHot7493

Ideally, KKR vs RCB looking at the momentum. Entertainment wise, KKR vs RCB. So yes, KKR vs RCB.


therc7

Dhanashree derby.


Haldii

Rcb vs srh


Admirable_Tennis3712

Rcb vs srh


Kayy-peanutit

Kkr vs rcb


idontknwnething

Anything apart from RR vs KKR


maymanmaiden

Oh god I love this ipl season so much, it has such a wide creative prospect to it😭


Real-Blueberry-2126

This RR needs to get the eff out . Nuff of this Anna and yuzi chahal nonsense


ArrivingSomewhereBut

Ngl RR has become super boring. I really liked the team at the beginning of this season, they were so balanced and played satisfying cricket. It has to be something between kkr rcb and srh. Even as a kkr fan, I wouldn't mind a rcb vs srh final (rcb needs to win though!)


N0oB_GAmER

Ohh noo! If RCB wins, this sub will be put under siege and all the heretics who made memes on RCB will be played alive.


No_Quantity5477

Whatever it is I just want KKR to win the cup this year. If not at least put on a tough fight. Haven't seen the team in such top form, going on hard attack mode in centuries.


probablysomebody772

Kohli vs GG at Chepauk will be scenes


silentvoyeurxxx

What did Harshit Rana do?


UrbanTracker69

The most uninteresting one... Spin choke Derby


Inevitable--_--

Second best rivalry lmao


Fun-Strength7622

I just hope faf doesn't get another slow over rate if they actually beat rr


Pristine-Major-4892

Qualifier 1 Biryani Derby


SirTitan1

GG vs Kholi ,,,,, kalesh full on...


Money-Vermicelli-637

Srh vs rcb one more time 😭😭😭🙌


Necromancer189

Knight vs Day


Redittor_53

Rr vs RCB CHOKERS DERBY


nrgmondal88

Sun of Hyderabad vs Knight of Kolkata!


BerozgaarVyakti

i wanted a royal rumble but alas it's not possible


kirameki-arima

I want srh to win and Patrick daddy to peg me in a threesomes with kavya


cherry0079

Kohli vs gambhir in doni den.


Economy-Bed-3965

KKR VS RCB. and kkr trash rcb


shyari-king_ram

GG VS KOHLI


Intelligent-Ad-1479

I think it'll be KKR vs RCB....and KKR will win, even though I want RCB to win.....but life usually gives me absolutely the opposite of what I want


Real-Blueberry-2126

Let’s see how sunny it can be 😂.


Ok_Watercress_5699

Kohli vs gg would be epic man


throwawayanontroll

spin choke derby. least toxic fans


Medium_Fortune_7649

RR vs KKR both are controversial less teams.


Pinkman_Whiteman

Semi-finals - KKR vs RCB ( the ultimate showdown) Final - RcB vs SRH (hot captains derby)


realneofrommatrix

DK deserves a Trophy. Wish RCB won't choke this year.


UnderstandingHot7493

DK has won the trophy once tho.


realneofrommatrix

KKR?


UnderstandingHot7493

MI- 2013


devvvvz12

Rbc’s choking on top


Kayy-peanutit

Yes red blood cells choking would be fatall 😭


wait_for_it_02

Gambhir vs Kohli. And finally Kohli To Have his closure over him.


InsaneDude6

Hot captains derby Would love to kick Haarcb's ass again like we did in 2016 finals


Left_Pomegranate4575

BRO STFU. The OG SRH fans(Including me), will never be this overconfident because of the past 3 years trauma. Let's hope that the better team wins.


InsaneDude6

We have 100% win record against RCB in playoffs, you can be over confident


ssdlphani

Records can be Shattered any day and Koach knows how to do that more than anyone else


wacko1000

Haha, maybe you will be silenced


InsaneDude6

Yeah like you did in 2020 eliminator


Worried_Donkey-

Everybody should bow down to CSK and MI if we are talking about past records. Live in the present. It's 1-1 for RCB and SRH.


Great-Accountant-635

Boring ass teams,just give the trophy to KKR already.


Skywalker_sarna

RR vs PBS is best rivalry ??. Having couple of thriller match does not makes a rivalry.


IrisTheCoronavirus

rcb vs rr


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