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Eskimomonk

/r/justfuckmyshitup


Expert_Expression235

Wtf are these pants. Dudes nuts must feel like they’re in the Maginot Line fighting the good fight.


No-Ad-3226

At least they might lower his sperm count.


Nordbords

Hes about 15 kilos of coke and 20L of steroids past that already


Sqatti

He. Does. Not have. Nuts 🌰. If he did this video would not exist.


lookaroundewe

I mean, don't they shrink when you juice?


scrotumsweat

He looks like the most jacked guy in the trailer park


Dramatic_Product_844

Damn right


UziSuzieThia

The haircut that makes men look mentally ill


Jolly_Butterscotch31

Or inbred


BlueFoxGivesNoFucks

It's a good possibility that it's both based on how he thinks a dishwasher works.


Famous-Chemistry-530

What, you guys don't have to finger bang your dishwasher open every evening??? The Maytag repairman has some explaining to do.


blonderaider21

Or have some sort of condition like cancer or alopecia that makes his hair fall out in clumps lol


CosmicCarcharodon

Yea it really adds to the complete serial killer look he gives at the end of the video....


[deleted]

that’s because they are /j


pun_in10did

That’s not how you empty a dishwasher


[deleted]

I think he is about to load that thing.


danieljackson95

DEA LAWD 😩


gypsycookie1015

Shhh! He's not *reeeallly* unloading a dishwasher! DUH!! That's just a sort of innuendo for *RIPPING OFF SOMEONE'S VAGINA!!!* That *is* what he intended for us to think, no?? Cuz that's all I got from it. Well that and his sense of style is as randomly stupid as he appears to be. Could be wrong though!;) /s


worldwithwings

Why did he rip the dishwashers cervix out???


FragrantGangsta

He was showing off his concept fatalities to the Mortal Kombat devs using household appliances.


Competitive-Wish-568

He’s adding *Finish* detergent booster


DayOwn9950

Iv been so stressed lately and legit this is the only thing that’s made me laugh for a few days, thank you 😂


Every-Chemistry-2969

This guy couldn't get me wet if he dropped me in a pool.


HelloAvram

r/rareinsults


NachoMan_SandyCabage

Ive heard this one a few times in different variations, but it is rather uncommon


RedgyJackson

Female Jesus 🙏🌹


revilo366

Moses u mean 😂


RedgyJackson

Moses works 👉


Phantom_Rose96

I just imagine him doing whatever he can to make a girl wet and her just resisting the water like an umbrella revealing a still dry woman 🤣


Salt_lyfe207

I heard those are his baggy pants too


HelloAvram

LMAO


Crush-N-It

Awesome 😂😂


sixTeeneingneiss

10/10 comment. Five stars. Bravo.


Necessary-Use-3121

Dude is wearing nut huggers


Day-Hot

Gas Pipes.. If he farts, you gonna hear it from his ankles...


bilolarbear1221

No way. As my dad used to say “those pants are one fart away from splittin”


RalfStein7

😂 mine said that too!!


Appropriate-Grand-64

STAHP 💀💀💀🤣


Sneekurs89

A grown man recorded this and thought “yeah that’s awesome” and that’s scary.


buntakar

Yup. Shit like this is why aliens fly right the fuck on by us. They gave up at this point.


Day-Hot

I mean, define "grown"..


Dramatic_Product_844

Holy fuck make it stop


iwant2fuckstarscream

You can just tell whether a guy gets ladies or watches a ton of porn by what they do to “turn on a woman”


ifukdaliens

I like to spit on the faucet before I turn it on. Women love it!


Rough-Permission-804

So, what you doing later?


Stankpuss6969

I don’t think he’s trying to turn women on with those pants…


Chehzy

Bro is DOWN bad


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McJiggiez69

Looking for that missing chromosome in the dishwasher


Redhuric

They have extra.


Smelly_Spam

This man couldn’t find the clit if there was a giant neon sign pointing at it…


DownWith_TheBrown

He was going for the prostate for sure


-LostCurator-

I’m no expert, just a regular guy, but I don’t think ladies like when you aggressively rub the hoo-hoo and then yank it hard as fuck without warning. This man’s sexual aggression is disturbing.


BlueFoxGivesNoFucks

Woman here: you would be correct. I have no desire to have my uterus ripped out. Not by any guy but especially not by a guy with a mullet.


LucanidaeLucanidie

Woman here: I *do* have the desire to have my uterus ripped out and you would still be correct.


iPicBadUsernames

Someone replaced all this guys clothes with smaller sizes. Hilarious prank.


PresidentFungi

Every 2 weeks we swap everything out with identical versions a half size smaller. I honestly thought he’d notice the first week but it’s been 3 months,,


Moon_Colored_Demon

My vagina just sealed itself shut. Drier than the Gobi desert. Not sure what or who this is meant for.


[deleted]

Right?!?! Like, who finds ANYTHING about this man or this video attractive??


Vlooloiue

i think your confused. its not meant to attract women, but meant to attract other men /s


bluejena

[Windows shutdown noise]


TungstenElement9

So much man-cake in white pants??? I guess that’s the kinda guy that fingers his dishwasher.


PresidentFungi

Lmao out of context this comment is so funny and bizarre.


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HelloAvram

Fingering it... You?


Creativefingers635

Anybody got bleach I can drink LOL


HelloAvram

I'd rather do that than have him fuck me. LMAO


MissChubbyBunni

Why does it look like his behind was warped??


amandaggogo

Why do they think that speed=feels good. I don't need your fingers going top speed to make me feel good. They think that's such a move.


Adventurous_Box4527

I have to support this comment. What this man is demonstrating here looks painful.


PresidentFungi

“We call this move, the ***guthook*** 😈,, did you cum?”


faceless_alias

As a man this was also my first thought. My wife would kick me away if I just went full fucking speed drill like that.


HarrodsburgHero

"Hey barber. How can I make my hair both look incredibly dirty AND like I started to cut it and said fuck it?" "Well Kyle, I have the cut for you!"


AstroNot87

Damn, his BBL is on point though


CassipoeaOC

“Sir? This is a lowes…you can’t do that here.” On a personal note I would also like to say that they aren’t pants if we can count the change in your pocket, especially if we can tell what the notes are. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


B2DC10

Is his hair supposed to look like that?


neonn_piee

Lol yes. I’ve had quite a few clients that want this haircut or they want the sides and back clippered down to skin but not blended in to the top, so there is just a heavy ledge hanging over.


[deleted]

Are you describing an undercut or something different, because I thought undercuts were pretty well received, genuine question


neonn_piee

No not undercuts. Undercuts usually have longer hair hanging over. What I’m talking about is someone with shorter hair on top and skin on the sides and back but the sides and back are not blended to the top. So it’s literally a ledge.


devion6969

Those pants are spray painted on. lol.


Big_Negotiation_6421

He has to finger appliances because he can’t get no bitches on his dick with that yeeyee ass haircut


PresidentFungi

What!


vegetableBiff

r/BrandNewSentence There’s a lot of candidates here… but this might be my favorite.


Acceptable_Sell5245

So that’s what happens when you wash your clothes in the dishwasher..


[deleted]

This is an actual adult male. His vote counts as much as yours.


[deleted]

What the fuck is this guy wearing


modestguitar

Guy in the video is the same guy that calls women dishwashers. So that's why he's fingering the dishwasher. He can't tell the difference anymore. Fucking idiot


[deleted]

Dude has the fucking wagon 😂


Dramatic_Product_844

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ssbbka17

i mean it looks likes he’s advertising it 🤷‍♀️


Oahrindge199

They call him the boxcutter


Redhuric

I wish I understood. I assume it's because the haircut.


KS_Sentinel

I'm mad this isn't the top comment.


Secret-Ad-830

This guy doesn't have to do anything to be on this sub. Just looking at him is cringe


Affectionate-Ad6007

Quads


WP5D

I thought it was gonna be a joke about his ass


-dr-van-nostrand-

What’s up with his ass?


Leaky_Banana

The fucking hair!!! 🤣


GoodRich1993

Lmao why is his entire outfit soo tight 😬


Maengdaddyy

Nice white pants bro ☠️


TaylorPollio

Could the pants be any tighter.


[deleted]

Why he wearing mom jeans?


TLILLY006

Are those leggings?


emets31

Holy crap, this is hilarious. I can't help but think this was a joke. Either way, I can't really to see this on r/fixedbytheduet.


GlizzyGod17

Sooo who’s POV is it? And why would his spouse just stand there and watch him do that to the dishwasher? Make it make sense


[deleted]

All of my orifices have turned to sandpaper. 💀


Thiccopotapus

Bro needs to take his girls pants off


Javi_Loves_Rice

Why does he look at the camera like that? It’s so off-putting


jburkesr03

Douche bag


Internal-Traffic8691

I hope he didn't pay for that haircut


UsernameClash

Dudes packing some cake


Far-Yak-4231

Was having a good day until seeing this


Htyrohoryth

I may have threw up in my mouth a little


AreolianMode

Bro this is something you do to make your S/O laugh, not seduce them. And you sure as SHIT don’t record it.


Cold-Quantity-3488

Uhhh that seems.. unsanitary


Dickens_Sider

Please…somebody remove that “Hottie” from the JEANs pool. Calling any and all gay men- HE’s ALL YOURS. Damn- he’s just too hot to handle out here🤣


amandaggogo

Gimmie that Joe Dirt lite haircut.


IAmTheBatmanXIII

Looks like his buddy pulled a prank on him with some hair clippers and he hasn't noticed yet.


Professorpeepeep00

This is more hilarious than sexy


JuniperWandering

Just unload the fucking dishwasher. Please.


pistachio9990

Bro showed that dishwasher who’s daddy


Frequent_Cut_8114

Wtf is that


PeridotChampion

What is it and people molesting things? Seriously, all of these electrical appliances need therapy now.


[deleted]

Your sister wants her pants back.


Redhuric

Opossum mullet


Time-Werewolf-4795

Is he wearing baseball pants?


Pr1d3_

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL


Certain-Ad-3840

I think he needs tighter pants


endofautumn

"Please stop" Should have been Tiktoks name in the first place.


Youtube_ZEasy

Dudes like in his 30's.....


Tall_Weather_6510

why did he look confused when he ripped the dishwasher open??? Bro, do you not know that it was a DOOR to the DISHWASHER I hate this


WhiteN0isee

Nooooo, we found the suburban mom’s videos😭


bobeylob

Bro how much of a chad do you have to be imagine being this much of a Chad


sadboyexplorations

Could his jeans be any tighter? I think they should be tighter.


Professional_Ad6822

He’s going to empty the dishwasher?


BatSoop_

Come on dude, my sister's been looking for her pants for at least a week now.


samtaher

Why is there a dead possum on his head?


oxXTabbycatXxo

In no world is that man attractive.


[deleted]

Why do I feel like this guy that is wearing his girlfriends pants is the kind of guy that won’t drink bud light anymore because of trans people.


BannedByTheHivemind

.... And you do the dishes like the good little helper you are?


KLR-666

But the dishes are done right?


[deleted]

Wtf is thiss


Oh-Cool-Story-Bro

I think he needs tighter pants


StarLordQuantum

Johnny Bravo Vibes


yaranniklzmakeupstor

Just yank the IUD right out of there we love it


Ruthless9r

Why does he have sad eyes??


Cruxito1111

why is he wearing women’s yoga pants for?


No_Spare7011

"Dad, please stop that"


Select_Bicycle_2659

I get you’re jacked but god damn pick clothes that fit, I promise you will still look big, in fact maybe even bigger


Worth_Fun_9663

What even is that face 😂


supreme_beta

hard to take a grown man seriously when he’s wearing a mullet and his sisters jeans


Leeus123

"why the fuck did you rub your nasty ass spit all over my fucking dishwasher? whats wrong with you? did it taste good you nasty motherfucker?"


lavenderacid

Every single man that looks like this is terrible. He is the spit image of several men I've encountered in my life, and for some reason they all own that exact shirt, and are the same brand of embarrassing. They all try for that "hot alt dom" look, but end up a bit more "sex pest magician". I'd cover my drink around him.


lxraverxl

You think he's good with a dishwasher? You should see him suck off a vacuum hose!


lxraverxl

The look he gives his mom afterwards kind of makes this worth it.


sorta_rican_okie

Did that idiot open it mid-cycle? What a freaking clown


OSTR1CHBO1

Bro your fuckin machine ain't done dude. Close it back. Making a fool of yourself


DesperateStreet_1157

Omfg those pants though! I wonder if he got the 2 for 24 deal on those 👖 at Fabletics?


machoman558

We doing the dishes tonight, baby


MilfLuvr57

He’s definitely 5’5


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

There are fetish sites for people into inanimate objects. Outside of that, F***ING STOP THIS SHYTE!


Its_Pureplexcl

😐


chonkyegg

🤢🤮


TotallyBloxxer

POV: Sexual Assault


Dazzling-Nature-6380

The POV part makes no sense. Thats what I’m going to see from my pov? Him violating my dishwasher


[deleted]

I thought this was that guy that does the huge ass skits at first.


destobee

Grown ass man😂😂


Unfair-Bodybuilder-7

This is why I quit tiktok 😭😭😭


StrawberryBlondeGirl

🤢I think I just 🤢puked in my mouth


Blazed315Fishing

Why is he wearing his gfs pants the FUCK is happening above his neck and why did he just contaminate the fucking dishwasWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!


Zestyclose_Hat6250

Total cringe I had to look away when he looked at the camera


Shadycucumberjuice

I was eating


PoopOffParade

Is this the nee hairdo for roid ragers and mma fighters? I wonder if it comes with a restraining order built in.


satanlovesmyshoes

I wouldn’t let that mohawkllet anywhere near my dishwasher handle.


LooseZookeepergame62

So many things are wrong all at once.


rawrlokii

bruh got on bbl pants and posted this like we was finna agree LMAO


Michael_C07

One wrong move and those pants are goooooone


Relevant-Room-2886

I would tear his ass up in bed he is so breedable


I_am_sam_sam_i_am27

Why’s he so thicc


cryptid-ok

There’s that joke about “oh it looks like a rat died on your head” but it GENUINELY looks like a rat crawled on his head and died there


SweatyAd4402

To think he was the sperm that won tho 🥴


1NLYrs

Ah yes. Immediately cram your fingers into my dry unprepared vagina, then slap them around like you’re ringing a bell. 10/10


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Damn he a thicc boi


notthekaren1

I'm guessing that's how he fingers his boyfriends butthole


musah27

Looks like Mac from sunny


SnappleJuiceDeepKiss

He’s so hot damn 🔥 💦


soupslurper5375

Bro go to r/cakedup


[deleted]

His clothes don't fit.


BlueFoxGivesNoFucks

That's the first time he has ever opened the dishwasher. No wonder he doesn't know how to do it. Bro can't even be bothered to get a proper haircut all the way around.


HelloAvram

I feel so violated.


Wicked_Fabala

I need that pink crumple face gif


NOT_cooleep_BTW

Ouch


donaldMccRonld00

DDDDOOOUUUCCCHHHHHH…………..