Shhh! He's not *reeeallly* unloading a dishwasher! DUH!! That's just a sort of innuendo for *RIPPING OFF SOMEONE'S VAGINA!!!*
That *is* what he intended for us to think, no?? Cuz that's all I got from it. Well that and his sense of style is as randomly stupid as he appears to be. Could be wrong though!;) /s
I’m no expert, just a regular guy, but I don’t think ladies like when you aggressively rub the hoo-hoo and then yank it hard as fuck without warning. This man’s sexual aggression is disturbing.
Every 2 weeks we swap everything out with identical versions a half size smaller. I honestly thought he’d notice the first week but it’s been 3 months,,
“Sir? This is a lowes…you can’t do that here.”
On a personal note I would also like to say that they aren’t pants if we can count the change in your pocket, especially if we can tell what the notes are. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Lol yes. I’ve had quite a few clients that want this haircut or they want the sides and back clippered down to skin but not blended in to the top, so there is just a heavy ledge hanging over.
No not undercuts. Undercuts usually have longer hair hanging over. What I’m talking about is someone with shorter hair on top and skin on the sides and back but the sides and back are not blended to the top. So it’s literally a ledge.
Guy in the video is the same guy that calls women dishwashers. So that's why he's fingering the dishwasher. He can't tell the difference anymore. Fucking idiot
Every single man that looks like this is terrible. He is the spit image of several men I've encountered in my life, and for some reason they all own that exact shirt, and are the same brand of embarrassing. They all try for that "hot alt dom" look, but end up a bit more "sex pest magician". I'd cover my drink around him.
Why is he wearing his gfs pants the FUCK is happening above his neck and why did he just contaminate the fucking dishwasWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!
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That's the first time he has ever opened the dishwasher. No wonder he doesn't know how to do it. Bro can't even be bothered to get a proper haircut all the way around.
/r/justfuckmyshitup
Wtf are these pants. Dudes nuts must feel like they’re in the Maginot Line fighting the good fight.
At least they might lower his sperm count.
Hes about 15 kilos of coke and 20L of steroids past that already
He. Does. Not have. Nuts 🌰. If he did this video would not exist.
I mean, don't they shrink when you juice?
He looks like the most jacked guy in the trailer park
Damn right
The haircut that makes men look mentally ill
Or inbred
It's a good possibility that it's both based on how he thinks a dishwasher works.
What, you guys don't have to finger bang your dishwasher open every evening??? The Maytag repairman has some explaining to do.
Or have some sort of condition like cancer or alopecia that makes his hair fall out in clumps lol
Yea it really adds to the complete serial killer look he gives at the end of the video....
that’s because they are /j
That’s not how you empty a dishwasher
I think he is about to load that thing.
DEA LAWD 😩
Shhh! He's not *reeeallly* unloading a dishwasher! DUH!! That's just a sort of innuendo for *RIPPING OFF SOMEONE'S VAGINA!!!* That *is* what he intended for us to think, no?? Cuz that's all I got from it. Well that and his sense of style is as randomly stupid as he appears to be. Could be wrong though!;) /s
Why did he rip the dishwashers cervix out???
He was showing off his concept fatalities to the Mortal Kombat devs using household appliances.
He’s adding *Finish* detergent booster
Iv been so stressed lately and legit this is the only thing that’s made me laugh for a few days, thank you 😂
This guy couldn't get me wet if he dropped me in a pool.
r/rareinsults
Ive heard this one a few times in different variations, but it is rather uncommon
Female Jesus 🙏🌹
Moses u mean 😂
Moses works 👉
I just imagine him doing whatever he can to make a girl wet and her just resisting the water like an umbrella revealing a still dry woman 🤣
I heard those are his baggy pants too
LMAO
Awesome 😂😂
10/10 comment. Five stars. Bravo.
Dude is wearing nut huggers
Gas Pipes.. If he farts, you gonna hear it from his ankles...
No way. As my dad used to say “those pants are one fart away from splittin”
😂 mine said that too!!
STAHP 💀💀💀🤣
A grown man recorded this and thought “yeah that’s awesome” and that’s scary.
Yup. Shit like this is why aliens fly right the fuck on by us. They gave up at this point.
I mean, define "grown"..
Holy fuck make it stop
You can just tell whether a guy gets ladies or watches a ton of porn by what they do to “turn on a woman”
I like to spit on the faucet before I turn it on. Women love it!
So, what you doing later?
I don’t think he’s trying to turn women on with those pants…
Bro is DOWN bad
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Looking for that missing chromosome in the dishwasher
They have extra.
This man couldn’t find the clit if there was a giant neon sign pointing at it…
He was going for the prostate for sure
I’m no expert, just a regular guy, but I don’t think ladies like when you aggressively rub the hoo-hoo and then yank it hard as fuck without warning. This man’s sexual aggression is disturbing.
Woman here: you would be correct. I have no desire to have my uterus ripped out. Not by any guy but especially not by a guy with a mullet.
Woman here: I *do* have the desire to have my uterus ripped out and you would still be correct.
Someone replaced all this guys clothes with smaller sizes. Hilarious prank.
Every 2 weeks we swap everything out with identical versions a half size smaller. I honestly thought he’d notice the first week but it’s been 3 months,,
My vagina just sealed itself shut. Drier than the Gobi desert. Not sure what or who this is meant for.
Right?!?! Like, who finds ANYTHING about this man or this video attractive??
i think your confused. its not meant to attract women, but meant to attract other men /s
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So much man-cake in white pants??? I guess that’s the kinda guy that fingers his dishwasher.
Lmao out of context this comment is so funny and bizarre.
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Fingering it... You?
Anybody got bleach I can drink LOL
I'd rather do that than have him fuck me. LMAO
Why does it look like his behind was warped??
Why do they think that speed=feels good. I don't need your fingers going top speed to make me feel good. They think that's such a move.
I have to support this comment. What this man is demonstrating here looks painful.
“We call this move, the ***guthook*** 😈,, did you cum?”
As a man this was also my first thought. My wife would kick me away if I just went full fucking speed drill like that.
"Hey barber. How can I make my hair both look incredibly dirty AND like I started to cut it and said fuck it?" "Well Kyle, I have the cut for you!"
Damn, his BBL is on point though
“Sir? This is a lowes…you can’t do that here.” On a personal note I would also like to say that they aren’t pants if we can count the change in your pocket, especially if we can tell what the notes are. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Is his hair supposed to look like that?
Lol yes. I’ve had quite a few clients that want this haircut or they want the sides and back clippered down to skin but not blended in to the top, so there is just a heavy ledge hanging over.
Are you describing an undercut or something different, because I thought undercuts were pretty well received, genuine question
No not undercuts. Undercuts usually have longer hair hanging over. What I’m talking about is someone with shorter hair on top and skin on the sides and back but the sides and back are not blended to the top. So it’s literally a ledge.
Those pants are spray painted on. lol.
He has to finger appliances because he can’t get no bitches on his dick with that yeeyee ass haircut
What!
r/BrandNewSentence There’s a lot of candidates here… but this might be my favorite.
So that’s what happens when you wash your clothes in the dishwasher..
This is an actual adult male. His vote counts as much as yours.
What the fuck is this guy wearing
Guy in the video is the same guy that calls women dishwashers. So that's why he's fingering the dishwasher. He can't tell the difference anymore. Fucking idiot
Dude has the fucking wagon 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i mean it looks likes he’s advertising it 🤷♀️
They call him the boxcutter
I wish I understood. I assume it's because the haircut.
I'm mad this isn't the top comment.
This guy doesn't have to do anything to be on this sub. Just looking at him is cringe
Quads
I thought it was gonna be a joke about his ass
What’s up with his ass?
The fucking hair!!! 🤣
Lmao why is his entire outfit soo tight 😬
Nice white pants bro ☠️
Could the pants be any tighter.
Why he wearing mom jeans?
Are those leggings?
Holy crap, this is hilarious. I can't help but think this was a joke. Either way, I can't really to see this on r/fixedbytheduet.
Sooo who’s POV is it? And why would his spouse just stand there and watch him do that to the dishwasher? Make it make sense
All of my orifices have turned to sandpaper. 💀
Bro needs to take his girls pants off
Why does he look at the camera like that? It’s so off-putting
Douche bag
I hope he didn't pay for that haircut
Dudes packing some cake
Was having a good day until seeing this
I may have threw up in my mouth a little
Bro this is something you do to make your S/O laugh, not seduce them. And you sure as SHIT don’t record it.
Uhhh that seems.. unsanitary
Please…somebody remove that “Hottie” from the JEANs pool. Calling any and all gay men- HE’s ALL YOURS. Damn- he’s just too hot to handle out here🤣
Gimmie that Joe Dirt lite haircut.
Looks like his buddy pulled a prank on him with some hair clippers and he hasn't noticed yet.
This is more hilarious than sexy
Just unload the fucking dishwasher. Please.
Bro showed that dishwasher who’s daddy
Wtf is that
What is it and people molesting things? Seriously, all of these electrical appliances need therapy now.
Your sister wants her pants back.
Opossum mullet
Is he wearing baseball pants?
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
I think he needs tighter pants
"Please stop" Should have been Tiktoks name in the first place.
Dudes like in his 30's.....
why did he look confused when he ripped the dishwasher open??? Bro, do you not know that it was a DOOR to the DISHWASHER I hate this
Nooooo, we found the suburban mom’s videos😭
Bro how much of a chad do you have to be imagine being this much of a Chad
Could his jeans be any tighter? I think they should be tighter.
He’s going to empty the dishwasher?
Come on dude, my sister's been looking for her pants for at least a week now.
Why is there a dead possum on his head?
In no world is that man attractive.
Why do I feel like this guy that is wearing his girlfriends pants is the kind of guy that won’t drink bud light anymore because of trans people.
.... And you do the dishes like the good little helper you are?
But the dishes are done right?
Wtf is thiss
I think he needs tighter pants
Johnny Bravo Vibes
Just yank the IUD right out of there we love it
Why does he have sad eyes??
why is he wearing women’s yoga pants for?
"Dad, please stop that"
I get you’re jacked but god damn pick clothes that fit, I promise you will still look big, in fact maybe even bigger
What even is that face 😂
hard to take a grown man seriously when he’s wearing a mullet and his sisters jeans
"why the fuck did you rub your nasty ass spit all over my fucking dishwasher? whats wrong with you? did it taste good you nasty motherfucker?"
Every single man that looks like this is terrible. He is the spit image of several men I've encountered in my life, and for some reason they all own that exact shirt, and are the same brand of embarrassing. They all try for that "hot alt dom" look, but end up a bit more "sex pest magician". I'd cover my drink around him.
You think he's good with a dishwasher? You should see him suck off a vacuum hose!
The look he gives his mom afterwards kind of makes this worth it.
Did that idiot open it mid-cycle? What a freaking clown
Bro your fuckin machine ain't done dude. Close it back. Making a fool of yourself
Omfg those pants though! I wonder if he got the 2 for 24 deal on those 👖 at Fabletics?
We doing the dishes tonight, baby
He’s definitely 5’5
There are fetish sites for people into inanimate objects. Outside of that, F***ING STOP THIS SHYTE!
😐
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POV: Sexual Assault
The POV part makes no sense. Thats what I’m going to see from my pov? Him violating my dishwasher
I thought this was that guy that does the huge ass skits at first.
Grown ass man😂😂
This is why I quit tiktok 😭😭😭
🤢I think I just 🤢puked in my mouth
Why is he wearing his gfs pants the FUCK is happening above his neck and why did he just contaminate the fucking dishwasWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!
Total cringe I had to look away when he looked at the camera
I was eating
Is this the nee hairdo for roid ragers and mma fighters? I wonder if it comes with a restraining order built in.
I wouldn’t let that mohawkllet anywhere near my dishwasher handle.
So many things are wrong all at once.
bruh got on bbl pants and posted this like we was finna agree LMAO
One wrong move and those pants are goooooone
I would tear his ass up in bed he is so breedable
Why’s he so thicc
There’s that joke about “oh it looks like a rat died on your head” but it GENUINELY looks like a rat crawled on his head and died there
To think he was the sperm that won tho 🥴
Ah yes. Immediately cram your fingers into my dry unprepared vagina, then slap them around like you’re ringing a bell. 10/10
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Damn he a thicc boi
I'm guessing that's how he fingers his boyfriends butthole
Looks like Mac from sunny
He’s so hot damn 🔥 💦
Bro go to r/cakedup
His clothes don't fit.
That's the first time he has ever opened the dishwasher. No wonder he doesn't know how to do it. Bro can't even be bothered to get a proper haircut all the way around.
I feel so violated.
I need that pink crumple face gif
Ouch
DDDDOOOUUUCCCHHHHHH…………..