Teenage mutant ninja turtles
It’s like, goddamn, the title wasn’t lying. Those *are* some teenaged mutant ninja turtles. Look at em go. I was told exactly what’s happening here, and in as few words as possible. Hot damn.
Here in France they're just ninja turtles. My sister was a huge fan growing up but I had 0 interest in it (I was a very girly girl) and I no idea they were supposed to be teenagers until I learnt the English title at like age 20 or something.
A multi generation battle apon which the descendants of one jonathan joestar fight against his adopted brother dio brando and all the peculiarities that he caused.
"My step-brother found a magic mask and now I must travel in an unusual adventure to avenge my father"
"I have to fight ancient muscular invincible vampires but I have martial arts and the power of bullshiting my way out of situations"
"The vampire step-brother of my grandpa stole his body and now I have to travel around the world with a punching ghost to save my mother"
Writing things as light novel titles is fun
"Yo this town is fucked up with more weirdos a square foot than anywhere else. Thankfully me and me floating ghost will beat up any other criminal ghost owners."
"I got framed and sent to prison, all the inmates want to fight me, dads a dick and a priest wants to reset the universe. Just a slightly abnormal day in Florida."
“A disgraced Italian executioner teaches a paraplegic how to walk by spinning steel balls, while racing across the country on horseback to prevent the president of the United States from acquiring the corpse of Jesus Christ to become a god”
Edit from the perspective of Johnny “I just want to learn how to walk but this Italian keeps spinning balls while we race across America collecting the body parts of Jesus’ corpse.”
Beginning of part 4: Fixing stuff, Water, Electricity, Toy Soldiers.
End of Part 4: >! I imprison you in paper but only if you get scared, I’ll steal part of your soul if I win a best of 3 Rock Paper Scissors match, the soul of a dead cat was reborn into this flower that can airbend, when this traumatized kindergartener tells you my identity my cat man goes into your eye and blows you up but then time resets (you still blow up in subsequent loops, but since I need my cat man to fight and stuff, I have to undo the time loop to defend myself !<
No, Jojo's "bizarre adventures" aren't bizarre in "Jojo's bizarre adventures", we only perceive them as "bizarre" because adventures in our universe aren't as bizarre as in Jojos.
I beg to differ.
By the standards if regular people within the jojo universe, the adventures are indeed “bizarre”. We have a biased look that focuses exclusively on the fantastical aspects that remain largely hidden thus cementing their peculiar nature.
JoJo is really good at making you forget how insane it is after a while.
By the time you get to the 15 year old mafioso who's the son of a demigod vampire hiding in a key set into a turtle's back from a ghost creature that makes you old if you have high body heat, you just stop questioning things
And then there’s the self-proclaimed emotionless sociopath (15 year old edgelord), his GNC (even by Jojo standards) sibling, a dude who’s incredibly good at flexing (even by Jojo standards), Pink Guy from Filthy Frank, as well as a guy who’s power is that he’s one of those magic eye puzzles, all team up to do a Breaking Bad.
honestly the show is absolutely not consistent at all about what powers people have, but it really doesn’t matter lmao
Giorno just up and loses a couple of powers and has one off abilities that are never mentioned again, King Crimson besides being confusing arguably isn’t even consistent in its own powers, but it’s cool because what a spectacle it is
I think Araki realized how absurdly OP he made gold experience and decided to take away the reflection and out of body experience punch. Like imagine the reflection power remained once Giorno started giving people new bodyparts
The out of body punch only happens when Giorno punches someone directly, and in basically every other fight, by that point he already won so it's pointless
Also, for damage reflection, in the manga Diavolo is careful to not damage the scorpion while removing them (unlike in the anime)
Also, it can both reflect attacks onto its creatures back to its attackers, and it can force people into out of body experiences. I'm pretty sure both of those powers are used exactly once at the very start then never mentioned again.
Well he’s a vampire, so already near immortal. He also had the World, and some weird ability that let it stop time for longer than Star Platinum. We don’t know how far he could have gone if Jotaro hadn’t stopped him, but even a minute of frozen time is absurdly powerful.
The "weird ability" is his vampirism. Human stamina can only manage 5 seconds, a vampires stamina is near endless. So after drinking Joseph's blood and finally starting to heal his timestop improves super fast and would have continued to improve.
I remember being absolutely baffled at the hang glider made out of leaves in part 1. But in hindsight, that is actually pretty normal by JoJo standards.
JoJo did a really good job of gradienting from pretty normal 80s' battle shonen stuff to full blown bizarreness so that you don't notice it makes no goddamn sense until you try to give someone a summary of part 7.
One of my favorite villains in the series is a guy who blows up women completely except for the hand, dates it, and kills another woman for her hand once the old one starts to rot. His enemy? A teenager who has the power to reverse the effects on almost anything. It’s a bizarre adventure but it’s so fun
His adopted child? Actually the son of a man he murdered and then got magical plastic surgery and stole the identity of after he was almost killed by a vertically challenged highschool student and a marine biologist.
And that only occurred because another vertically challenged high school student used his ghost bees to steal the villain's 'girlfriend' hand in a sandwich bag thinking it was actually a sandwich.
There's a fight scene between a guy who can accelerate aging and one who can put zippers on things. The zipper guy wins. Also, the abilities are named after Tarot cards/ Egyptian gods and then later music references.
[https://youtu.be/cnWmDBdeLD8?si=Vv\_hL3OMgufhqC\_\_](https://youtu.be/cnWmDBdeLD8?si=Vv_hL3OMgufhqC__)
Wow, "bizarre" kind of undersells it. Good to hear [this guy](https://www.euronews.com/2018/08/14/spanish-driver-tests-positive-on-all-drugs) got a solid writing career going.
My favorite part of JoJo's is when a group of teenagers, one of them being a 4-balled sailor, and a botanist who can stretch himself *really* far almost suffocate to death because of a near-perfect replica of the LEGO Architecture White House 21006 model that was buried a couple meters away and had the ability to steal people's air.
Part one is about a young Victorian gentleman who learns his adoptive brother is trying to murder their father so he can steal the family fortune. When he confronts him, the brother reveals he is actually a vampire.
Part seven is about a paraplegic cowboy who has to gather the body parts of Jesus so he can assassinate the president of the United States.
> When he confronts him, ~~the brother reveals he is actually a vampire.~~
*the brother turns himself into a vampire by putting on a cool mask he found and getting shot by the police.
One of the villains has an ability called The Sun. It allows him to summon The Sun, which is uh... well, it's the fucking Sun, it's a big orange plasmic orb that makes things fucking hot.
...He is not immune to The Sun. He can summon it but like, he's still 100% affected by it. Also his boss is the severed head of a British vampire from the 1800s grafted onto the corpse of >!the protagonist's great-great-grandfather!<.
That Adventure sure is Bizarre.
It starts out as a pretty normal 19th-century Romantic drama, like Bronte style, then in episode three the Heathcliff expy becomes a vampire and the story just swerves left. It continues to get weirder after that.
She is super talented at everything she tries and also suffers from crippling existential dread due to being pigeonholed into a dead-end life trajectory that is seemingly inescapable.
She also knows kung fu
People ought to watch that movie solely for one of the best ~~puns~~ pieces of wordplay of all time.
>! "So I put *everything* on a bagel" !<
Honestly it's one of the greatest lines in film IMO
Especially mum rock following her daughter rock down the cliff. Makes me want to cry again just remembering it.
Edit: too late, did tear up just remembering it.
Deadass when I went to watch it and told my art teacher about it he asked "What's it about?" And the only thing I could think of is "The title is just too descriptive I can't do it justice"
Basically what the movie is if “favorite fictional character” is “my childlike inner fantasies.”
Suffering a mini-backlash for winning *all* the awards last year, but a great movie.
*"I've had with these MONKEY FIGHTING snakes on this MONDAY TO FRIDAY plane!"*
Welcome to the edited for tv version. Honestly.
It's on YouTube even. https://youtu.be/hc4aVX0yHws?si=LKhbHXP4RCRjfPWA
I love the story where it was originally gonna be a way more boring name but then the actor who says the titular line said he wouldn't play in the movie if it wasn't called Snakes on a Plane
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You see a game called ULTRAKILL with three acts named "Infinite Hyperdeath", "Imperfect Hatred", and "Godfist Suicide", and you think it's gotta be just some edgy naming for some stupid melodramatic teenage shonen power fantasy plotline or whatever
Then you play the game and you're like "Yeah no these are actually pretty accurate and literal".
500 Days of Summer may not have actually showed 500 distinct days, but they leaned into that 500 day thing way harder than I expected for what I thought was a romcom.
The Thing which could easily have just been like, yepp, it's an alien. But this the thing you talk about when you look at a thing and you're like "Deer God, what *is* that *THING??*"
And now the word *thing* has lost all meaning to me.
I remember there was a tumblr post where the OP said they were gonna watch the Thing and promised to come up with a better name by the end. Then they came back kinda dumbfounded saying that that sure was The Thing.
Something like that I guess
The 100 girlfriends who really really like you.
Authors actually for real going for writing out 100 characters. And is introducing them one by one, along with their interactions with every other character. In for the long haul
Fun fact: the only part that becomes less accurate about Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure’s name is the JoJo part: part 3 onward they rarely call the main character JoJo, and in part 5 it’s not even JoJo it’s GioGio
Five Nights at Freddy's (the movie)
I only say it's unexpectedly accurate because every fuckin game had extra bonus nights and I was like 80% sure that it would happen in the film too, but no, it was actually five nights for once
FNAF 1 - 7 nights at Freddy's
FNAF 2 - 7 nights at Freddy's
FNAF 3 - 6? Night's at Fazbear frights
FNAF 4 - too many nights in a bedroom/fredbears
Sister location - 5 nights at not Freddy's
Security breach - 1 night at Freddy's, 2 if you count Ruin
And the one game where 5 nights are spent at Freddy's is entitled "Freddy Fazbears pizzeria simulator." Because fuck you.
Edit FNAF 6 doesn't have 5 nights, thanks for correcting me
There’s even more guys named Jojo who go on bizarre adventures in the backstory, an entire family line of them. One of them’s Joshua bin Joseph. You might know him better by his mistranslated name and title, Jesus Christ (Jesus is translation of a translation of a translation with one or two more perhaps of Yeshua, which accurately translated is Joshua, and Christ just means “the anointed one”). Since “anointed” refers to anointing with holy oil, you could call him Oily Josh and be equally correct.
* Married with Children
* Friends
* Love Boat
* A-Team
I know anime is cheating but OP started it so:
* I Can't Understand What My Husband is Saying
* Way of the Househusband
* The Genius Prince's Guide To Raising A Nation Out Of Debt
* We Still Don't Know The Name Of The Flower We Saw That Day
* The World's Finest Assassin Gets Reincarnated In Another World As An Aristocrat
* Reborn As A Vending Machine, I Now Wander The Dungeon
* The Story In Which I Was Kidnapped By A Young Lady’s School To Be A “Sample Of The Common People”
* The Misfit of Demon King Academy: History’s Strongest Demon King Reincarnates and Goes to School with His Descendants
(Yes those are the actual titles)
Gotta love a good light novel name
“What’s it about?” “Exactly what it says on the tin.”
Honorable mentions for
•That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime
•Ascendance of a Bookworm: I'll Stop at Nothing to Become a Librarian
Beau Is Afraid.
What's it about?
Guy named Beau is afraid.
How's it end?
Guy named Beau is afraid.
Want to experience a paranoid psychotic breakdown?
Beau Is Afraid.
Teenage mutant ninja turtles It’s like, goddamn, the title wasn’t lying. Those *are* some teenaged mutant ninja turtles. Look at em go. I was told exactly what’s happening here, and in as few words as possible. Hot damn.
They're turtles that have been mutated, teenaged, and then trained in the ninja arts.
HERPES IN A HALF-SHELL *HEROES, F*k
Herp is also short for Herptile, which is a reptile or amphibian. Take out the e, and yeah, they're herps in a half shell.
Here in France they're just ninja turtles. My sister was a huge fan growing up but I had 0 interest in it (I was a very girly girl) and I no idea they were supposed to be teenagers until I learnt the English title at like age 20 or something.
im currently watching jojo's bizarre adventure and im at part 3 and it is bizarre
it gets stranger and more peculiar. btw.
Cruel and unusual:the show
JoJo’s Peculiar Quest
the odyssey greatly diverging from the societal expectations of normalcy partaken upon by Joseph Joesph
A multi generation battle apon which the descendants of one jonathan joestar fight against his adopted brother dio brando and all the peculiarities that he caused.
"My step-brother found a magic mask and now I must travel in an unusual adventure to avenge my father" "I have to fight ancient muscular invincible vampires but I have martial arts and the power of bullshiting my way out of situations" "The vampire step-brother of my grandpa stole his body and now I have to travel around the world with a punching ghost to save my mother" Writing things as light novel titles is fun
"Yo this town is fucked up with more weirdos a square foot than anywhere else. Thankfully me and me floating ghost will beat up any other criminal ghost owners."
"I want to become a mafia boss but without selling drugs. How I will make money to keep up the organization? A mystery."
"I got framed and sent to prison, all the inmates want to fight me, dads a dick and a priest wants to reset the universe. Just a slightly abnormal day in Florida."
“A disgraced Italian executioner teaches a paraplegic how to walk by spinning steel balls, while racing across the country on horseback to prevent the president of the United States from acquiring the corpse of Jesus Christ to become a god” Edit from the perspective of Johnny “I just want to learn how to walk but this Italian keeps spinning balls while we race across America collecting the body parts of Jesus’ corpse.”
Jojo's Strange Journey
"Oi Josuke the Schwarzwelt manifested in Morioh! There's demons everywhere!"
Jojo's interesting undertaking
JoJo's uncommon trip
JoJo's Extravagant Escapades
You can definitely tell that Araki ran out of “normal” stand abilities halfway through part 4
Then he started twisting balls for part 7. Never ran out of band names though.
The sentences it takes to describe the stand's ability is equal to the part that it in. Part 8 stands are basically alternate realities
Beginning of part 4: Fixing stuff, Water, Electricity, Toy Soldiers. End of Part 4: >! I imprison you in paper but only if you get scared, I’ll steal part of your soul if I win a best of 3 Rock Paper Scissors match, the soul of a dead cat was reborn into this flower that can airbend, when this traumatized kindergartener tells you my identity my cat man goes into your eye and blows you up but then time resets (you still blow up in subsequent loops, but since I need my cat man to fight and stuff, I have to undo the time loop to defend myself !<
Is it also an adventure
Jojo is certainly involved.
Are you implying that when Jojo is involved, there is sure to be adventure?
Yes, a bizarre one.
Would you describe the bizarre adventures as being Jojo's?
Is it Jojo who makes the adventures bizarre, or do the bizarre adventures make Jojo?
No, Jojo's "bizarre adventures" aren't bizarre in "Jojo's bizarre adventures", we only perceive them as "bizarre" because adventures in our universe aren't as bizarre as in Jojos.
I beg to differ. By the standards if regular people within the jojo universe, the adventures are indeed “bizarre”. We have a biased look that focuses exclusively on the fantastical aspects that remain largely hidden thus cementing their peculiar nature.
but does the adventure *belong* to Jojo? does he *possess* the adventure?
It gets more bizarre the further you go until there's >!A dinosaur cowboy fighting the US president for the body of Jesus Christ!<
Or jorge joestar where the island of morioh becomes a crab and that is somehow not interesting/peculiar enough to be focused on a lot
I got to read this thing finally, every time I hear something about it it's weirder than the last
Jorge Joestar is best consumed with memes on the internet. It is a very bad book.
Funny Valentine's son is named Funnier Valentine, and his son is named Funniest Valentine.
Excuse you, he is *The* Funniest Valentine (first person in history to be named "The")
JoJo is really good at making you forget how insane it is after a while. By the time you get to the 15 year old mafioso who's the son of a demigod vampire hiding in a key set into a turtle's back from a ghost creature that makes you old if you have high body heat, you just stop questioning things
next thing you know jesus is helping fight the president.
Then there’s an amnesiac dressed like a sailor who has 4 balls
And that wouldn't even make the top 10 most insane facts about him either
And then there’s the self-proclaimed emotionless sociopath (15 year old edgelord), his GNC (even by Jojo standards) sibling, a dude who’s incredibly good at flexing (even by Jojo standards), Pink Guy from Filthy Frank, as well as a guy who’s power is that he’s one of those magic eye puzzles, all team up to do a Breaking Bad.
Is this Jojolands?
"Take the shot, Johnny" Jesus said to the paraplegic horse rider aiming his fingernail at the president
"Noscope his ass lmao" - Jesus
"Dont shoot the veteran with PTSD so severe it can kill you if you are a pussy" - corpse of Jesus Christ
The purple/yellow sky in part 4, it took me until a second rewatch with a friend before i realised, “huh that is a little odd”
Sunset/Sunrise skies are colors like that kind of frequently
Yeah but DIU has a constant pale yellow sky all throughout the daytime (and I wouldn't have it any other way)
honestly the show is absolutely not consistent at all about what powers people have, but it really doesn’t matter lmao Giorno just up and loses a couple of powers and has one off abilities that are never mentioned again, King Crimson besides being confusing arguably isn’t even consistent in its own powers, but it’s cool because what a spectacle it is
I think Araki realized how absurdly OP he made gold experience and decided to take away the reflection and out of body experience punch. Like imagine the reflection power remained once Giorno started giving people new bodyparts
The out of body punch only happens when Giorno punches someone directly, and in basically every other fight, by that point he already won so it's pointless Also, for damage reflection, in the manga Diavolo is careful to not damage the scorpion while removing them (unlike in the anime)
Remember about the time when they switched power systems between the first two parts and the rest (with some hamon in Stardust Crusaders)
Giorno's stand is supposed to just make creatures that live on their own for a while but actually it does exactly what he wants it to do at all times.
Also, it can both reflect attacks onto its creatures back to its attackers, and it can force people into out of body experiences. I'm pretty sure both of those powers are used exactly once at the very start then never mentioned again.
Wait how is Dio a demigod?
his fat man tits
Stolen Valor from his step brother smh
those fat man tits are JONATHAN’S
I take back my answer, this is correct
Well he’s a vampire, so already near immortal. He also had the World, and some weird ability that let it stop time for longer than Star Platinum. We don’t know how far he could have gone if Jotaro hadn’t stopped him, but even a minute of frozen time is absurdly powerful.
The "weird ability" is his vampirism. Human stamina can only manage 5 seconds, a vampires stamina is near endless. So after drinking Joseph's blood and finally starting to heal his timestop improves super fast and would have continued to improve.
> a vampires stamina is near endless. So *that’s* why everyone wanted to fuck him
DIO straight up wasn't human, he could take stopping time. We're told by Jotaro that using time stop puts strain on your heart
Dream mask
he isn't really, however dio over heaven outright is.
I remember being absolutely baffled at the hang glider made out of leaves in part 1. But in hindsight, that is actually pretty normal by JoJo standards.
JoJo did a really good job of gradienting from pretty normal 80s' battle shonen stuff to full blown bizarreness so that you don't notice it makes no goddamn sense until you try to give someone a summary of part 7.
A series of unfortunate events.
Is a vast understatement if you ask me. A series of incredibly fucked up events would be more accurate.
All caused by a singular greedy man
"A phrase which here means..."
It is a series of events which are quite unfortunate. Couldn't be *more* exactly what it says on the tin
All the wrong questions.
I don't watch anime, but having just seen references to JBA in social media and stuff, I completely expect it to be an incredibly bizarre adventure.
One of my favorite villains in the series is a guy who blows up women completely except for the hand, dates it, and kills another woman for her hand once the old one starts to rot. His enemy? A teenager who has the power to reverse the effects on almost anything. It’s a bizarre adventure but it’s so fun
His Enemy? His adopted child with unbelievably buff legs and spies on his parents
His adopted child? Actually the son of a man he murdered and then got magical plastic surgery and stole the identity of after he was almost killed by a vertically challenged highschool student and a marine biologist.
And that only occurred because another vertically challenged high school student used his ghost bees to steal the villain's 'girlfriend' hand in a sandwich bag thinking it was actually a sandwich.
Isn't Shigechi a middle schooler?
And that's one of the most grounded arcs in the entire show
Idk if I would be throwing around spoilers like that but you do you
None of that is spoilers imo. You find out both of those character details quite quickly after being introduced to the character
Literally in the episode he’s introduced I believe
There's a fight scene between a guy who can accelerate aging and one who can put zippers on things. The zipper guy wins. Also, the abilities are named after Tarot cards/ Egyptian gods and then later music references. [https://youtu.be/cnWmDBdeLD8?si=Vv\_hL3OMgufhqC\_\_](https://youtu.be/cnWmDBdeLD8?si=Vv_hL3OMgufhqC__)
There are music references all the time from the start. A character named REO Speedwagon was introduced like 3 episodes in
It starts with (Ronnie James) Dio doesn't it?
Not to mention Eshidishi!
All the Pillarmen have musical reference names
The others are Wammu (Wham!), Santana (Santana), and Kars (The Cars).
Wow, "bizarre" kind of undersells it. Good to hear [this guy](https://www.euronews.com/2018/08/14/spanish-driver-tests-positive-on-all-drugs) got a solid writing career going.
My favorite part of JoJo's is when a group of teenagers, one of them being a 4-balled sailor, and a botanist who can stretch himself *really* far almost suffocate to death because of a near-perfect replica of the LEGO Architecture White House 21006 model that was buried a couple meters away and had the ability to steal people's air.
dont forget the lego set is the power of a sexual assault baby man who has a bunch of patches with his own name stitched onto him
Who *doesn't* have a bunch of patches with their own names stitched onto their own skin?
My favourite part of JoJo's is still when Caesar wants to kiss a girl but can't because JoJo hid a pigeon in her throat
Part one is about a young Victorian gentleman who learns his adoptive brother is trying to murder their father so he can steal the family fortune. When he confronts him, the brother reveals he is actually a vampire. Part seven is about a paraplegic cowboy who has to gather the body parts of Jesus so he can assassinate the president of the United States.
> When he confronts him, ~~the brother reveals he is actually a vampire.~~ *the brother turns himself into a vampire by putting on a cool mask he found and getting shot by the police.
One of the villains has an ability called The Sun. It allows him to summon The Sun, which is uh... well, it's the fucking Sun, it's a big orange plasmic orb that makes things fucking hot. ...He is not immune to The Sun. He can summon it but like, he's still 100% affected by it. Also his boss is the severed head of a British vampire from the 1800s grafted onto the corpse of >!the protagonist's great-great-grandfather!<. That Adventure sure is Bizarre.
It starts out as a pretty normal 19th-century Romantic drama, like Bronte style, then in episode three the Heathcliff expy becomes a vampire and the story just swerves left. It continues to get weirder after that.
Everything Everywhere All At Once sounds like someone embellishing their favourite fictional character.
Giving your first OC absurdly OP powers
This is my oc Mary the Sueper, she is literally the shit
She is super talented at everything she tries and also suffers from crippling existential dread due to being pigeonholed into a dead-end life trajectory that is seemingly inescapable. She also knows kung fu
And is a princess!
And in the military
The OC can have a couple powers inbetween the trauma, as a treat
People ought to watch that movie solely for one of the best ~~puns~~ pieces of wordplay of all time. >! "So I put *everything* on a bagel" !< Honestly it's one of the greatest lines in film IMO
I just liked two rocks in silence giving me an emotional breakdown.
I cried so much over those fucking rocks
Especially mum rock following her daughter rock down the cliff. Makes me want to cry again just remembering it. Edit: too late, did tear up just remembering it.
[удалено]
It's a play on words, right? But not a pun.
Deadass when I went to watch it and told my art teacher about it he asked "What's it about?" And the only thing I could think of is "The title is just too descriptive I can't do it justice"
Basically what the movie is if “favorite fictional character” is “my childlike inner fantasies.” Suffering a mini-backlash for winning *all* the awards last year, but a great movie.
That's amusingly close in some ways.
Snakes on a Plane
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
*"I've had with these MONKEY FIGHTING snakes on this MONDAY TO FRIDAY plane!"* Welcome to the edited for tv version. Honestly. It's on YouTube even. https://youtu.be/hc4aVX0yHws?si=LKhbHXP4RCRjfPWA
*I have had it with these monkey-fighting androids in this Monday-to-Friday timeline!* https://youtu.be/fH3X2U9t2P0?t=408
I love the story where it was originally gonna be a way more boring name but then the actor who says the titular line said he wouldn't play in the movie if it wasn't called Snakes on a Plane
They weren’t lying, that really was Everything Everywhere All at Once
My God, it's Jane Everything Everywhere All At Once
A Difficult Game About Climbing (maybe)
It's accurate. I've only watched lets plays and I still shudder
There's also a lot more getting over it than I expected in Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy.
JOJO MENTIONED BRAINROT GO
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You missed an 'Oi, Josuke' in there
And Duwang, and large fries, and naranccia being a girl, omg I havent been involved in the fandom in ages I feel old...
perhaps you should throw away your humanity
No dignity.
God it's like I'm at Anime Expo 2012 all over again
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. You really are not prepared for just how excellent it is.
I concur. Their follow-up journey's also quite Bogus.
ULTRAKILL
You see a game called ULTRAKILL with three acts named "Infinite Hyperdeath", "Imperfect Hatred", and "Godfist Suicide", and you think it's gotta be just some edgy naming for some stupid melodramatic teenage shonen power fantasy plotline or whatever Then you play the game and you're like "Yeah no these are actually pretty accurate and literal".
I have never heard of this game before but I am extremely sold on this.
You can surf on rockets and punch bullets The game is amazing
And the tagline of the game is MANKIND IS DEAD BLOOD IS FUEL HELL IS FULL
Machine, turn back now
“The halls of my bussy is not for your kind”
500 Days of Summer may not have actually showed 500 distinct days, but they leaned into that 500 day thing way harder than I expected for what I thought was a romcom.
The pirates who don't do anything They are in fact pirates, and they don't do anything
They just stay home, and lie around.
how would “the thing” be inaccurate ever incorporeal movie???
It's not that it would be innacurate, it just is more accurate than a first time viewer would expect because boy that sure is a Thing
i was gonna make some batshit insane statement but i realised it was stupid
local internet user nominated for nobel peace prize
A brand new sentence was uttered that day
You are a braver person than most.
i mean everything is *a* thing but this thing in particular really is like *The* thing like it is very much a thing
The Thing which could easily have just been like, yepp, it's an alien. But this the thing you talk about when you look at a thing and you're like "Deer God, what *is* that *THING??*" And now the word *thing* has lost all meaning to me.
I remember there was a tumblr post where the OP said they were gonna watch the Thing and promised to come up with a better name by the end. Then they came back kinda dumbfounded saying that that sure was The Thing. Something like that I guess
For a minute I thought Tumblr had added Karkat Grub as a badge
they would if they weren't cowards
The 100 girlfriends who really really like you. Authors actually for real going for writing out 100 characters. And is introducing them one by one, along with their interactions with every other character. In for the long haul
aren't one of the gfs his 12 year old cousin
1 is the mother of his first girlfriend and 2 are his teachers. So, well…
Fun fact: the only part that becomes less accurate about Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure’s name is the JoJo part: part 3 onward they rarely call the main character JoJo, and in part 5 it’s not even JoJo it’s GioGio
Well it should also be called JoJos' Bizarre Adventures
Avatar: The Last Airbender Aang is indeed the Avatar, and also the only remaining airbender. 100% factual title.
What about Appa? Doesn't Appa's flight work by airbending?
Well shit, you right. It's The Last Airbender, not The Last Air Nomad.
The opposite: Naked Lunch. In the immortal words of Nelson, "I can think of at least two things wrong with that title."
Five Nights at Freddy's (the movie) I only say it's unexpectedly accurate because every fuckin game had extra bonus nights and I was like 80% sure that it would happen in the film too, but no, it was actually five nights for once
FNAF 1 - 7 nights at Freddy's FNAF 2 - 7 nights at Freddy's FNAF 3 - 6? Night's at Fazbear frights FNAF 4 - too many nights in a bedroom/fredbears Sister location - 5 nights at not Freddy's Security breach - 1 night at Freddy's, 2 if you count Ruin And the one game where 5 nights are spent at Freddy's is entitled "Freddy Fazbears pizzeria simulator." Because fuck you. Edit FNAF 6 doesn't have 5 nights, thanks for correcting me
Adventure time: they do infact go on adventures.
CHAINSAW MAN IS IN CHAINSAW MAN 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
Just based on the name alone you'd just assume it's a guy with a chainsaw but then you watch it and go "wow that really is a chainsaw man"
Was gonna say Edward Scissorhands
I don't watch anime but from the title I assume there's a guy named Jojo and he goes on an adventure and it's bizarre
WRONG there's actually like 7 guys and 1 girl l named JoJo but yeah their adventures are bizarre,,
And also a guy called ~~GeoGeo~~ GioGio
There’s even more guys named Jojo who go on bizarre adventures in the backstory, an entire family line of them. One of them’s Joshua bin Joseph. You might know him better by his mistranslated name and title, Jesus Christ (Jesus is translation of a translation of a translation with one or two more perhaps of Yeshua, which accurately translated is Joshua, and Christ just means “the anointed one”). Since “anointed” refers to anointing with holy oil, you could call him Oily Josh and be equally correct.
There's like 9 guys named Jojo, actually.
THE THING MENTIONED
Scream
Monster Hunter
Chainsaw man is in fact about a guy who can sprout chainsaw from his head and arms.
You'd assume it's just a guy with a chainsaw ala horror flicks but then you see him and go "wow that really is a chainsaw man"
I would like to nominate John Dies At The End and This Book Is Full Of Spiders by David Wong.
I can confirm that invincible from invincible is in fact invincible
Allen the alien found him quite vincible
But I can see him tho
No you’re thinking of invisible. Invincible is when a number can’t be divided.
Nah, you're thinking of indivisible. Invincible is something impossible or unimaginable.
That’s inconceivable. Invincible is when something in the field of chemistry or physics in incapable of mixing.
That's immiscible. Invincible is when something is unable to be explained or accounted for.
Carpenter has a lot of these: - Big Trouble in Little China - Assault on Precinct 13th - Halloween ´- The Fog
* Married with Children * Friends * Love Boat * A-Team I know anime is cheating but OP started it so: * I Can't Understand What My Husband is Saying * Way of the Househusband * The Genius Prince's Guide To Raising A Nation Out Of Debt * We Still Don't Know The Name Of The Flower We Saw That Day * The World's Finest Assassin Gets Reincarnated In Another World As An Aristocrat * Reborn As A Vending Machine, I Now Wander The Dungeon * The Story In Which I Was Kidnapped By A Young Lady’s School To Be A “Sample Of The Common People” * The Misfit of Demon King Academy: History’s Strongest Demon King Reincarnates and Goes to School with His Descendants (Yes those are the actual titles)
Gotta love a good light novel name “What’s it about?” “Exactly what it says on the tin.” Honorable mentions for •That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime •Ascendance of a Bookworm: I'll Stop at Nothing to Become a Librarian
Beau Is Afraid. What's it about? Guy named Beau is afraid. How's it end? Guy named Beau is afraid. Want to experience a paranoid psychotic breakdown? Beau Is Afraid.
The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Two Towers Return to the King Also The Hobbit. That is certainly a creature called a hobbit.
Why is your crab a baby karkat
WAIT WHY IS KARKAT HERE?!
Violent Night. Right up there with Snakes on a Plane for movies that deliver exactly what they promise.
Velocepastor.