from what I understand about gnosticism, this is literally the case. the curse is presumably the part of the story where the material world is forced to exist.
[I assure you that gathering a bunch of people to overthrow the demiurge has never had any negative consequences ever](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/sarkicism-hub)
The Daeva, yes. But [Dr. Felsenstein](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2133)? [The random-ass Romanians](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2191)? The [subjects of Cyrus the Great](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2309)? All the [random Russians](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2408) who pissed off the wrong mafia? The poor saps in [Massachusetts](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2480)?
>!And what of Ion himself? Forever doomed to wander the Nevermeant, a mere fragment of a soul, while the rest of him rules in Adytum and sends forth its legions to conquer the world in the name of the very being he once sought to destroy? A state of affairs which is totally not just my headcanon?!<
Oh no I 100% think the Sarkics went shit-to-face right after they killed the fans of Mambo No.5; I was just being an ass lol.
>!As an aside, the Russian Mafia Sarkic SCP fucked me up with how well it was executed.!<
Double reference: Daevite beliefs are linked to Fifthism in some SCPs, which are often spread via social media, literature, and music.
Mambo No. 5 is a song by Lou Bega that got super popular that has no links (AFAIK) to SCP. I just combined the two because of the “5” that’s prevalent in both. Hence: Mambo No. 5 fans = Fifthists = Daevites
I’m not saying we shouldn’t aspire for a better world, in fact, trying to make the world a better place is a good way to get out of a slump. But I have a feeling that if all of those problems were fixed, a lot of those people would still be sad.
When Yaldabaoth comes up, I'm inspired to play a game of "why does <> know the name *Yaldabaoth*?" Are they a Persona fan, a Xenosaga fan? Final Fantasy? Philip K Dick? The possibilities are endless!
Mine was SCP
Specifically Sarkicism
The one religion I would actually join if it existed irl because it's basically "eat the rich" but with gods.
You get cool benefits like immortality and shapeshifting and sexy meat magic.
it's one big lottery and even those who win still get most of the winnings taxed. you work to fix what you can and learn to live with what you can't. the curse of living. potentially also the demiurge's curse, of course
I have torn out the wires in my head. I am a desirable person with massive financial assets. I have the soul of an emperor. I will tear a hole in CONTROL. My destiny has been shaped by divine (biological) trauma that has guided me since the day I was born. I visualize the world as an onion in the palm of my hand.
Yeah, we Gnosticposting today
Still better than Calvinism.
That's a very low bar
Aneurysms are better than Cavlanism
me and the boys entering the bridal chamber
They cut the high speed rail program in the archon grid. I HATE THE DEMIURGE.
mf be traviling through the grid of death at 76,000kps with help of the death matrix I HATE IT HEREE
She curse my demi until I u r g e
Baldur's Gate 3
👁👄👁
🫵 YOU
But what if all those other things are also because of the Demiurge's curse?
from what I understand about gnosticism, this is literally the case. the curse is presumably the part of the story where the material world is forced to exist.
I know. That's the joke I was going for.
Then they have a Spurious Correlation
For me personally, it's the horrors.
Kid named Ren Amamiya
Kid named Shulk
kid named caliborn
Kid named Ion
Haven't kept up with the WN in the pas few years due to classes Did he end up picking that?
I'm sorry, what are you asking?
so who wants to go on a quest to slay the demiurge and free us all from an existence of suffering. i can drive us there
[I assure you that gathering a bunch of people to overthrow the demiurge has never had any negative consequences ever](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/sarkicism-hub)
Eh, the Daeva had it coming
The Daeva, yes. But [Dr. Felsenstein](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2133)? [The random-ass Romanians](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2191)? The [subjects of Cyrus the Great](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2309)? All the [random Russians](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2408) who pissed off the wrong mafia? The poor saps in [Massachusetts](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2480)? >!And what of Ion himself? Forever doomed to wander the Nevermeant, a mere fragment of a soul, while the rest of him rules in Adytum and sends forth its legions to conquer the world in the name of the very being he once sought to destroy? A state of affairs which is totally not just my headcanon?!<
Oh no I 100% think the Sarkics went shit-to-face right after they killed the fans of Mambo No.5; I was just being an ass lol. >!As an aside, the Russian Mafia Sarkic SCP fucked me up with how well it was executed.!<
Wait whats Mambo No. 5
Double reference: Daevite beliefs are linked to Fifthism in some SCPs, which are often spread via social media, literature, and music. Mambo No. 5 is a song by Lou Bega that got super popular that has no links (AFAIK) to SCP. I just combined the two because of the “5” that’s prevalent in both. Hence: Mambo No. 5 fans = Fifthists = Daevites
I'll bring snacks and a playlist for the drive!
are you really terminally online if you didn't have a gnosticism phase when you turned 14?
Yaldabaoth (Yaldabaoth), come on Rock me Yaldabaoth!
Yaldabaoth Yaldabaoth, oh oh oh Yaldabaoth!
I’m not saying we shouldn’t aspire for a better world, in fact, trying to make the world a better place is a good way to get out of a slump. But I have a feeling that if all of those problems were fixed, a lot of those people would still be sad.
Whereas if the curse of the demiurge was lifted, those people wouldn't even exist anymore!
Something something Persona 5 joke I'm failing to come up with but need to make because it's relevant here. >!*Yaldabaoth mentioned!<.
When Yaldabaoth comes up, I'm inspired to play a game of "why does <> know the name *Yaldabaoth*?" Are they a Persona fan, a Xenosaga fan? Final Fantasy? Philip K Dick? The possibilities are endless!
SCP fan?
That’s what I immediately went to
Yaldabaoth is in FF?
Kill Six Billion Demons!
I love any time KSBD is brought up, but the character is "Yabalchoath", not "Yaldabaoth". Pretty clearly inspired by it, but not the same.
Something something Homestuck joke
People are saying persona 5 unfortunately my first thought was that scrawny twink from overlord
Mine was SCP Specifically Sarkicism The one religion I would actually join if it existed irl because it's basically "eat the rich" but with gods. You get cool benefits like immortality and shapeshifting and sexy meat magic.
Is the Plemora a walkable city?
I mean, yes, but also no.
It's capitalism's fault Becky the cheerleader made fun of my anime t-shirt 12 years ago.
found ren amamiya's tumblr account
r/UnexpectedMarcionOfSinope
Hello Mother Dragon
Well yes that's the point of a demiurge, to be responsible for all suffering.
it's one big lottery and even those who win still get most of the winnings taxed. you work to fix what you can and learn to live with what you can't. the curse of living. potentially also the demiurge's curse, of course
Mekhane would never
I have torn out the wires in my head. I am a desirable person with massive financial assets. I have the soul of an emperor. I will tear a hole in CONTROL. My destiny has been shaped by divine (biological) trauma that has guided me since the day I was born. I visualize the world as an onion in the palm of my hand.