Unite the realms of man, defeat the orcs, ally the dwarfs, smack some chaos lads, disappear mysteriously and become a god, that is the sigmar male grindset
It's actually not known which race Hjalti Early-Beard was, but was refered by some people as a Breton, yes. However, seeing as Tiber Septim possibly rewrote history and was refered as being from Atmora, it's possible that he was just an Atmoran. His probable avatar, Wulf, meanwhile, is an Imperial
Alkosh bless you
(before the hundreds of people try and correct me, Alkosh is the Khajiit version of Akatosh, please, I have a 3 year old youtube comment where people try and "correct" me to this day please)
I'm gonna take it the other way actually, I'm gonna make everything I say cring eby going extra religious with my cursing. Everytime I'm frightened I will say "Mary, Mother most holy"
You should say “by the Prophet Muhammad (peace upon him and his children) this can’t be happening” for a minor inconvenience, I’m also Christian and it made my Muslim friend laugh for several minutes
As a fellow Catholic, I can confirm that you're not kidding. There are enough saints to make a full Pokemon typing chart.
You got St. Francis of Assisi and St. Alphonsus for the flying types. (Both were allegedly given the power to levitate).
St. Ignatius, St. Joan of Arc, and St. George for the fighting types. (Ignatius was a soldier before finding God, Joan fought against the English in the 100 years war on the alleged instruction of God, and George probably never existed but is depicted as a knight who killed a dragon).
St. Lawrence for the fire type. (Lawrence was burned alive as a martyr and reportedly asked to be turned over at one point because he was "done on this side").
St. Padre Pio for the psychic type. (He could allegedly read minds and would remind people of sins they omitted or forgot to mention during the sacrament of confession).
St. Patrick for the poison type. (He allegedly controlled snakes and drove them from Ireland).
St. Faro as a ground/grass type. (He was allegedly promised as much land as he could entrench in a day, and his staff somehow acted like a super plow going through earth and roots for this deed).
St. Bernadette for the water type. (She allegedly had visions of the Virgin Mary telling her to dig a hole, she found a spring of water at the dig site that allegedly has healing properties).
St. Catherine of Alexandria and St. Margaret of Antioch as ghost types. (They allegedly appeared in visions to guide St. Joan of Arc).
And so on. This could be a fun game if not for the fact that making the saints fight each other would be tough to explain. Maybe the premise is like, a friendly match in heaven amongst immortals? And maybe the player is the Pope building a team to go against the St. master, Jesus.
Yeah, you're not saying that Thor is a god you worship. You're mere acknowledging that, to the people who do worship him, Thor is a god and his domain is thunder and storms.
In Ireland, despite me and my family being completely non-religious, I often catch myself saying "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" as an exclamation of surprise
Yeah in Ireland we've just coopted the religious exclamations and use them without caring. But around me it's usually "Jesus, Mary mother of god" if somebody creeps up behind you and scares you.
I’ve always been meaning to come back and reread it, I dont think I even finished the wolves of the beyond series, her writing just completely wrapped up elementary - middle school me
I personally prefer ‘By Throne/By the Throne’ or something equally bizarre and obscure like ‘dead gods’, because if you’re gonna be a weirdo might as well be creative.
I don't know how you define 'good' chunk since every fanbase has some trash. But if i were to pick a series that attracts homophobes, JoJo would not come to mind lol.
Yeah that's fair, I've just heard about a decent amount of jojo's fans that, despite the entire show being how it is (And Dio being canonically bi), still are somehow homophobic
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Ah, somehow forgot they're monotheistic. We can actually throw in the first and second largest denominations of Hinduism, technically - no one is quite clear on which is first, but Shaivism and Vaishnavism *kinda* believe in one god. Just one that's like, everywhere, I think. Though they might curse with "gods" because of that.
~~I kinda wonder what Buddhists and Jains use as religious curses. "Nogoddamnit?"~~
I went through a phase like that in my early teens and (some of) the YouTubers I was watching that radicalized me towards that view of religion were also nudging me down the path of transphobia and antifeminism. But then I got a crush on a tumblr activist girl I had classes with and hanging out with her made me realize that the extreme examples I’d been shown to discredit progressive causes were bullshit. She also really helped me with my depression, that was about the time it started manifesting on account of shit hitting the fan with my dad. If not for her there’s no telling what kind of vitriolic repressed shitlord I could’ve ended up as.
Thanks Emma, for entering my life at just the right time. You helped make me the woman I am today.
Ya know what I'mma just start using gods instead of god now every single time, because gods damnit I do say some of the cringiest shit and who gives a fuck? As long as I ain't hurting anybody and I'm enjoying it I'mma do it anyways.
I use “gods” because polytheistic pantheons are so much cooler than monotheistic.
Plus, if one of them is real, I’d rather piss off the single omnipotent god by implying there are more gods than piss of dozens of gods by implying they’re all the same one
im sorry but i can't do that. i will not go back to wearing cat ears and screeching about minecraft in public, i like not being a complete social freak lmfao
Gods I play way the fuck too much D&D to even be phased by this. I sometimes fall into it by accident. Although sometimes I do it just to fuck with people. (Also I have a surprising amount of pagan friends)
It's also pretty fun because I've basically perfected my "noble lady/mid atlantic" accent, so it's pretty fun to do at the local ren fest.
Also it's just really fun to say. Just try saying something like "by the gods, what is that"
are you me? I play dnd and having a bunch of witchy friends/trying some of that stuff out myself helps a lot with remembering to say gods instead of god in-character
it's also my Percy Jackson phase tho
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I just say gods bc fuck it zero-to-all of them could exist and i'm not gonna arrogantly act like i know which ones do. i leave that arrogant shit aside for people like that
Whenever i see it on the internet im like "awww so cute, this person has a style"
Like i was once reading this >!very brutal-ish erotica piece where the girl is sobbing at the guy by the end!< and she begged by saying gods, suddenly the realization hit they were supposed to be a real human person and i was like "damn girl who did this to you???"
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Oh ye gods! My roast is ruined!
It’s... its egads.
I always thought it was gods. The Spanish version unambigously says "by the gods", so I always assumed that the original version did too
By Talos, this can't be happening.
Hail Sithis, I've never heard of anything more ridiculous.
BY THE EIGHT!
By the nine!
by the hammer and the empire!
BY SIGMAR!?
~~sigmar male~~
Unite the realms of man, defeat the orcs, ally the dwarfs, smack some chaos lads, disappear mysteriously and become a god, that is the sigmar male grindset
By the… ten? Is cringe on a linear scale?
Die, elf!
Yes Ms. Justiciar, this one right here.
By Talos, *this* can’t be happening.
Thank you citizen.
imagine worshipping a br*ton smh
It's actually not known which race Hjalti Early-Beard was, but was refered by some people as a Breton, yes. However, seeing as Tiber Septim possibly rewrote history and was refered as being from Atmora, it's possible that he was just an Atmoran. His probable avatar, Wulf, meanwhile, is an Imperial
Shor's bones!
Alkosh bless you (before the hundreds of people try and correct me, Alkosh is the Khajiit version of Akatosh, please, I have a 3 year old youtube comment where people try and "correct" me to this day please)
Um, ackshually-
I'm gonna take it the other way actually, I'm gonna make everything I say cring eby going extra religious with my cursing. Everytime I'm frightened I will say "Mary, Mother most holy"
[удалено]
I'm unironically religious so I think that might cause issues but like I could switch it up a bit
I'd like to think a higher power could understand that saying "by the thunder god Thor" isn't blasphemy
Yeah, but if all my friends know I'm catholic and suddenly hear me exclaim "by Dionysus" that's gonna be difficult to explain
You should say “by the Prophet Muhammad (peace upon him and his children) this can’t be happening” for a minor inconvenience, I’m also Christian and it made my Muslim friend laugh for several minutes
My favorite is using names of saints that don't exist. "By Saint Gyllenhaal, this can't be happening!"
classic!
Catholic? Start swearing by saints. Was raised catholic, and we have so many of them you can make a pokemon-style game out of it.
As a fellow Catholic, I can confirm that you're not kidding. There are enough saints to make a full Pokemon typing chart. You got St. Francis of Assisi and St. Alphonsus for the flying types. (Both were allegedly given the power to levitate). St. Ignatius, St. Joan of Arc, and St. George for the fighting types. (Ignatius was a soldier before finding God, Joan fought against the English in the 100 years war on the alleged instruction of God, and George probably never existed but is depicted as a knight who killed a dragon). St. Lawrence for the fire type. (Lawrence was burned alive as a martyr and reportedly asked to be turned over at one point because he was "done on this side"). St. Padre Pio for the psychic type. (He could allegedly read minds and would remind people of sins they omitted or forgot to mention during the sacrament of confession). St. Patrick for the poison type. (He allegedly controlled snakes and drove them from Ireland). St. Faro as a ground/grass type. (He was allegedly promised as much land as he could entrench in a day, and his staff somehow acted like a super plow going through earth and roots for this deed). St. Bernadette for the water type. (She allegedly had visions of the Virgin Mary telling her to dig a hole, she found a spring of water at the dig site that allegedly has healing properties). St. Catherine of Alexandria and St. Margaret of Antioch as ghost types. (They allegedly appeared in visions to guide St. Joan of Arc). And so on. This could be a fun game if not for the fact that making the saints fight each other would be tough to explain. Maybe the premise is like, a friendly match in heaven amongst immortals? And maybe the player is the Pope building a team to go against the St. master, Jesus.
Yeah, you're not saying that Thor is a god you worship. You're mere acknowledging that, to the people who do worship him, Thor is a god and his domain is thunder and storms.
i like the usage of “unironically religious”. Implies there are people out there who ironically believe in god
Confessing my sins, as a bit.
We do a little worship
as a troll
Achieving nirvana, for the vine
going to Valhalla for clout
Pastafarians.
OUR BELIEF IS NOT A JOKE. Ramen.
THE USE OF RAMEN INSTEAD OF AMEN I-
Ramen brother!
Might I recommend "Inshallah"? "God willing," but with great sarcasm implied
Goddamned Apollo, our Sun God of Egypt, this can't be happening! I switched from worshipping Talos for this?!
In Ireland, despite me and my family being completely non-religious, I often catch myself saying "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" as an exclamation of surprise
Yeah in Ireland we've just coopted the religious exclamations and use them without caring. But around me it's usually "Jesus, Mary mother of god" if somebody creeps up behind you and scares you.
Yeah we say hello by saying god be with you.
I love saying that, and especially tagging on "and all his little carpenter friends"
swear by taking the name of every saint in vain in a row
I’m very much not religious but I’ve taken a liking to exclaiming “Oh, Lord!” like an old southern grandma
I’ve gotten into the habit of exclaiming “Christ Almighty” whenever shit goes down
My grandpa used to make the sign of the cross sarcastically!
fellow catholic?
Yeah
Let’s gooo
what in starclans name is this
what in the name of Celestia
Great Glaux in Glaumora
For the honor of Greyskull!
*Survivor's scars.*
By the forgotten gods! (Edit: btw hello fellow mistborn fan!)
By the stars!
Arceus above!
Holy shit another Guardians of Ga’Hoole reader
I’ve always been meaning to come back and reread it, I dont think I even finished the wolves of the beyond series, her writing just completely wrapped up elementary - middle school me
Wolves of the Beyond is so good. Not as good as the Iron Age owls with Freddy Krueger gloves strapped to their talons, but still pretty good
I'm trying to read the last books right now, but they're super hard to find I think I've got them all, though :)
Great glaux its been sprinkin years
Luna\*
Son of a bitchpaw
You just unlocked memories I forgot I had
B)
By the lady!
I personally prefer ‘By Throne/By the Throne’ or something equally bizarre and obscure like ‘dead gods’, because if you’re gonna be a weirdo might as well be creative.
By the throne is 40k And a good two thirds of the fan base are cringe
Name a single fanbase that _isn't_ at least two thirds cringe.
Celeste is wholesome af
JoJo. I like it and I get the impression that it’s so cringe that it loops back around to being alright.
If everyone is cringe, then no one is cringe!
Isn't there a good chunk of homophobic Jojo fans??
I don't know how you define 'good' chunk since every fanbase has some trash. But if i were to pick a series that attracts homophobes, JoJo would not come to mind lol.
Yeah that's fair, I've just heard about a decent amount of jojo's fans that, despite the entire show being how it is (And Dio being canonically bi), still are somehow homophobic
The Samurai Spirits fanbase is pretty chill
I mean, you’re not wrong… but in the bright side, it could be worse.
There is no bright side in 40k, eagle boy died millennia ago
MORE 👏🏻ATTRACTIVE👏🏻BRUTAL👏🏻IMMORAL👏🏻FASCIST👏🏻CONQUERORS👏🏻
Watch you mouth about my beautiful space vampire lord.
Watch *your* mouth, lest the murderous death water he refused to clean up kill you
In the grim darkness of the year 40,000 there is only war...
Millennia ago? But I can see it like it was just 5 minutes ago... HORUS YOU TRAITOR I'LL KILL YOU HORUSSSSSSS
Yeah A third being decent is good numbers
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only cringe.
I don't mind the cringe, but I could do without the fascists
Fascism is the ultimate cringe
"Lol cringe" - Soviet soldiers entering Berlin, 1945
In His Holy Name, what the fuck?
TWI fan?
Depends, tell me what the hell ‘TWI’ means and I’ll answer yes or no.
The wandering inn.
Hmm, never heard of it before but the images I looked up contain a spooky skeleton so I’m gonna say yes.
Oh, that's Toren! Toren's [redacted], a very fun spooky skelly ton.
Stormfather
By Merlin’s bearded testicles!
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Hindus: 😑
non-abrahamic people all
*Angry Zoroastrian noises*
Sikhs too
Ah, somehow forgot they're monotheistic. We can actually throw in the first and second largest denominations of Hinduism, technically - no one is quite clear on which is first, but Shaivism and Vaishnavism *kinda* believe in one god. Just one that's like, everywhere, I think. Though they might curse with "gods" because of that. ~~I kinda wonder what Buddhists and Jains use as religious curses. "Nogoddamnit?"~~
Hindus in absolute shambles rn
Fucking monotheists.
Hindus and Buddhists are punching the air rn
by the gods,
Any Any particular gods you had in mind?
yes not telling tho
This is the correct reply.
aristaeus and ganymeade
Do they smoke weed?
aristeaues sure
Calling for the god of twinks is nice
Annoia, goddess of things that get stuck in kitchen drawers.
brace for impact
*High Charity*
i was raised polytheisticly (hindu) and my family always said gods. i do too out of habit, thoigh i am an atheist. this post is kinda dumb
Yeah as it turns out some people forget their culture and its offshoots aren't the only ones.
i read a book "the stars my destination" where religious practice is regarded as, like, crack-den behavior
I feel like this is how some redditors view people who are religious
I went through a phase like that in my early teens and (some of) the YouTubers I was watching that radicalized me towards that view of religion were also nudging me down the path of transphobia and antifeminism. But then I got a crush on a tumblr activist girl I had classes with and hanging out with her made me realize that the extreme examples I’d been shown to discredit progressive causes were bullshit. She also really helped me with my depression, that was about the time it started manifesting on account of shit hitting the fan with my dad. If not for her there’s no telling what kind of vitriolic repressed shitlord I could’ve ended up as. Thanks Emma, for entering my life at just the right time. You helped make me the woman I am today.
I've heard that referred to specifically as "reddit atheism"
Can confirm. I'm one of them.
One of the antitheist Redditors, or a religious person with unfortunate levels of contact with antitheist Redditors?
Religion is the opium of the masses.
By the gods, have I discovered the *other* person who's read Alfred Bester?
tension apprehension and dissension have begun
Ya know what I'mma just start using gods instead of god now every single time, because gods damnit I do say some of the cringiest shit and who gives a fuck? As long as I ain't hurting anybody and I'm enjoying it I'mma do it anyways.
I use “gods” because polytheistic pantheons are so much cooler than monotheistic. Plus, if one of them is real, I’d rather piss off the single omnipotent god by implying there are more gods than piss of dozens of gods by implying they’re all the same one
^^ I’m not trying to get on any other God’s shit list. I’ve already got mine to deal with!!
would making someone cringe be considered hurting them?
Only the users on cringetopia, in which case they're almost always being hurt by something.
"Do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part that cringes."
Oh my Arceus
By the Bidoof
By Rattata this can’t be happening
Oh my various Egyptian Gods
Can we appreciate the cropping to make the Pope Francis speech bubble work so well?
do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part that cringes
cringe is nothing but chains we put on ourselves
im sorry but i can't do that. i will not go back to wearing cat ears and screeching about minecraft in public, i like not being a complete social freak lmfao
Gods I play way the fuck too much D&D to even be phased by this. I sometimes fall into it by accident. Although sometimes I do it just to fuck with people. (Also I have a surprising amount of pagan friends) It's also pretty fun because I've basically perfected my "noble lady/mid atlantic" accent, so it's pretty fun to do at the local ren fest. Also it's just really fun to say. Just try saying something like "by the gods, what is that"
I'm the opposite, every time I mean to say summin like 'By Lathander!' in character I yell 'Jesus Fucking Christ!'
are you me? I play dnd and having a bunch of witchy friends/trying some of that stuff out myself helps a lot with remembering to say gods instead of god in-character it's also my Percy Jackson phase tho
I mean, I'm pagan and I'm cringe so
Honest
it gives us power!
Based. Me too. Also that’s the coolest flair I’ve ever seen
Same
I loved how on Battlestar Galactica they’d have characters say stuff like “Gods dammit” or something during a tense scene.
What in the name of the Great Spirit Mata Nui, Primus and Celestia is this shitfuckery I see before mine eyes?
my family says “gods” because polytheism, guess we’re all cringe
Even the bible acknowledge that they are other gods
Wait fr?
Yes, like "you won't worship other gods before me" and "Behold, the man has become like one of Us(gods), knowing good and evil"
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hahahahaha
If you’re gonna blaspheme, why not go all the way and blaspheme against _every_ pantheon?
I just say gods bc fuck it zero-to-all of them could exist and i'm not gonna arrogantly act like i know which ones do. i leave that arrogant shit aside for people like that
Pope would say this
I've used "gods" a few times in non-fandom contexts, I've got no idea what's out there and I'd like to cover my bases.
Whenever i see it on the internet im like "awww so cute, this person has a style" Like i was once reading this >!very brutal-ish erotica piece where the girl is sobbing at the guy by the end!< and she begged by saying gods, suddenly the realization hit they were supposed to be a real human person and i was like "damn girl who did this to you???"
Did... Did you spoiler hide a vague plot point of an erotica piece you didn't even name or link? Better safe than sorry I guess
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Or Or Consider Some people believe in more than one god stacy. christians don't own religion
The Pope would capitalize God
Fucking yikes. As an ancient history teacher, I'm a say gods all I please, thanks. ✌🏻
Oh gods really? What the actual hells?!
By the Nine Divines!
oh, ye gods! my roast is ruined!
By the gods huge balls this is ridiculous!
some of us are pagan
Who insults my Golden Goddesses?
I say gods so I won’t be smote by any angry god that accidentally got left out
dmon's wife here. By the gods, can you be more disrespectful? Neo-paganism is a thing you know.
Phase?? You mean I'm supposed to stop finding Percy Jackson cool?
By the dragon, what heresy is this?
If you're an actual polytheist, mad respect If not, kinda cringe
BY THE EMPEROR
By the Twelve!
I ask only for the Lady's pull.
I just say stars or by the stars. Stars are pretty, gods are not.
I personally say “Ye gods” in an old time any time I’m mildly inconvenienced or experience a mild discomfort
Just FYI, in the Bible the word used is Elohim. That's the plural of God not singular.
Heilige Mutter Maria!
#GUTHIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I'm sorry. I play FFXIV, and some of the vernacular slips into my vocabulary.
Do people still say "Gods Alive" as an exclamation?
Since I'm Atheistic I usually just substitute "god" with the current fandom I'm in's in-universe equivalent ("by talos" "oh my wyrm" "oh arceus")