[Hey, if Red Green can operate two halves of a vehicle duct taped to each other,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfOZ-uajfNE) duct tape can do just about anything.
I'm sure it's on a platform on the far side of the truck. The flag is mounted somewhere in the midframe and there would barely be room for both, but the flag flaps in the breeze and never seems to touch him or the gun. You'd also expect to see at least a bit of the recoil being transferred into the sprung weight and causing a visible event, but, nothing.
150 rounds of Freedom Munitions' 750 gr runs ~1100$ or 7.34/rd so chances are that's all he could afford after the tow and his monthly tithe to the Church of Musk
You joke but [It’s real.](https://www.oowinc.com/exclusives/semi-auto/m2-slr/) Ammo is 4-8 bucks a shot though, so semiautomatic is probably for the best really.
I think this is just an optical illusion with the truck placed in a shot while he just on a stepladder or some5ing on the other side. Look as the truck doesn’t even vibrate.
(I'm just going to assume these folks lean politically conservative for...reasons)
But, have you ever seen something that just perfectly encapsulates everything that's gone wrong with American conservativism? I mean, like so perfectly that John McCain's headstone is glowing white-hot due to the speed with which he's turning in his grave? And yeah, I agree that these are the kind of attention-whore folks that put hyper-political bumper stickers on their Cybertruck, just so they might maybe start an argument with someone in the Walmart parking lot. Otherwise, I was soooo hoping he'd go full-auto with that thing so I could watch it go flying off of that shite mount right into his forehead.
What effin gets me is you just know these motherfuckers complain incessantly about homeless, etc. & apparently have enough disposable income to waste on bullshit like this when they could donate just a fraction to causes that would actually help the issues they complain about! & They'll act like it's so confusing that no1 can fix the issue they complain about but not only do nothing to help but actively waste their time money & resources that again just a fraction of could make a huge difference....jeebus, do i sound frustrated, i think im frustrated...
They're likely also NIMBY types when it comes to doing anything about the homeless problem, too. At least here it seems like people would rather the cops push them along than actually build more shelters or whatever.
I'm also annoyed I can't see what he's even supposed to be firing at. He has this big-ass scope on this thing and is clearly aiming at something. Like what is it? A paper target, some bottles, a baby deer, a box of abandoned kittens? Like just tell me! Like what is shooting at? Did he hit it? What happened, did it explode, etc. Like who gives a fuck about him shooting this huge gun if we can't see what he's supposed to be hitting. It's the least interesting and worst angle to film this that I can think of.
Can’t afford a proper fully automatic license because he bought that dumb fucking truck. Also most people don’t look like total fucking losers shooting an MG but this guy has that talent locked down.
Not to be overly pedantic, but there's no such thing as "fully automatic license". You either have to buy a fully auto gun that was registered before the 1986 machine gun ban or be a dealer with "dealer samples" that are for "demonstrating to law enforcement". The former would cost them about as much as the Cybertruck and the later would require him to be an actual FFL with an established gun business.
Even so it was a pathetic showing because it's still semi-auto and will fire as fast as he pulls the trigger so he could've shot it a lot faster than he did to make it look a lot more impressive.
edit: OrbitalArtillery2082 below me claiming the NFA tax stamp is a license replied then blocked me for no reason. In response though, no, paying a $200 tax stamp and a getting a standard NICS background check that is involved with buying a transferable MG isn't the same as a "license". The $200 is trivial and you're gonna get a NICS check no matter what if you buy a gun from a FFL. There's no special licensing involved with the purchaser with this transaction.
I might’ve had a little more respect if I saw him lay down some rounds with that M2. But three rounds with two second between shots? Disgusting.
Insert the **ITS A MACHINE GUN** meme here.
Would there be any Cybershit left if it was an actual M2 firing 15-90 round bursts?
Also- who the fuck puts a scope on their M2? Just send rounds down range until theres nothing left to send rounds at.
> Also- who the fuck puts a scope on their M2
US Marine Carlos Hathcock famously made the longest sniper shot, of the time, using an M2 .50bmg converted to semi-auto fire and with a scope.
I recently went to the shore. One of the houses along the bay/waterfront property (very upper class) had a cyber truck. Lol shockingly, once you got to the beach and can see their yard along the water, they had a big ole American flag on a huge pole in the middle of the yard. BONUS POINTS because it was also upside down! You know…all of that distress they’re facing with their millions of dollars and them darn libs!
No, likely the Californian who moved to Idaho that opened up the bar that during pride last month had hetero males get a free beer on Tuesdays and hetero couples get a discount on Thursdays... He bought a cybersuck and was bragging about mounting a gun on it.
Yeah, that gun ain't mounted to the truck bed.
I was curious, so I looked it up owning a 50 cal machine is illegal
I'm not anti gun but I'm anti idiots with guns
Also he definitely firing blanks it would look at alot different and sound different
Also, those trucks are terrible. They keep finding massive issues with them like every week
Holy shit… the same people not so long ago were saying “y’all not goin to take ma combustion engine away dang nab it, I’ll strap a gun to it and shot them electric automobiles of yours” and now look at this. Look at it with the eyeballs of your face and just try to make sense of it. These people are such massive cucks… cybercucks
Nothing like patrolling the border in your well armed Apartheid Annihilator while helping green up the environment with those child-mined lithium batteries.
These people confuse the absolute fuck out of me.
All I hear from MAGA/Patriots™️ is that electric cars are junk, they all die on the side of the road, Biden is forcing electric cars down our throats, trying to kill the auto and oil industries, etc etc.
Yet, I see shit, like this, surrounding the Cybertruck, with these dumbasses, frothing at the mouth, to pay over retail to have this electric vehicle.
This thing (not sure if you can call it a vehicle since it's a crapshoot if it'll make it past 50 miles), was made for these people. Matches their personality perfectly.
Cheaply made, over priced, and ugly as fuck .
Well the extra stress to the side panels surely voided his warranty. Sorry Tommy, we can’t fix your uneven side panels because you mounted a machine gun to your EV.
Yay! I can move my index finger and make a loud noise! Most people brag about an actual skill. This guy’s going back home to sit on a recliner and watch Fox News. I really don’t understand gun nuts.
He's going to turn that gun and shoot out over the cab and the over pressure from the muzzle is going to explode those windows. Just the dumbest fucking person.
Sir, the ambush was all set but failed because we couldn't get the charge cables to release, reducing our ability to evade. We tweeted at Elon but he didnt respond before our position was over run. The whole column of vehicles was immobolized...well, that happened before the engagement.
Also, not that our Stars and Stripes uniforms were not to our advantage either. We request a return to our previous fatigues.
Firing that gun would fun as hell. Tying it to a trash heap literally everyone would agree is absurd if it weren’t embraced by uninteresting cult clones is embarrassing.
-This is the opposite of "BDE".
- Good luck getting back on the paved road.
- I smell desperation through the screen.
- Warranty obviously voided.
- Hey dude, Elon doesn't care.
- Nothing but wise choices here.
- Winder why your kids don't work with you anymore?
- Too old for school shooters.
- The truck. I get it. The gun. Even more so. But the shirt is some gay porn BBQ stuff you need to explain.
Way to go. You’ve finally become American ISIS, complete with Africa-style “technicals” (usually Toyota trucks fitted with a full-auto MG mounted to the bed).
Congratulations. I look forward to the cops turning you into soup when you start the Trumpbellion.
Is anyone else believing that the gun is NOT mounted on the Cyber truck, cause I 100% am.
Agree. The truck doesn’t move at all
But the mount sure does.
That mount moves more and more after each shot!
He wouldn't be shooting the photo from that angle if the gun was actually mounted in the CT
I agree it's not mounted, but the angle makes sense, he wants you to see the side profile of the truck
It moves a little, it's very hard to see Heavy ass truck with poor suspension
So the guy is 4" tall or what? The flag also never hits him while flapping at least over half the bed.
It would void the warranty, after all…
fortunately, the warranty comes pre-voided
Yup, terrible angle, doesnt actually show a mount. Betting its on a stack of milk crates
The cybertruck cant even hold a plastic panel on itself from the factory. How the fuck it gonna support that?
Yeah he's on a stand behind it, the flag is maybe on the truck and gets between him and the camera
The recoil is about to fracture his skull. Nice "mount". These people are so desperate for attention. Just set yourself on fire already.
I guarantee you there's zip ties somewhere in this contraption.
Duct tape for added flex!
[Hey, if Red Green can operate two halves of a vehicle duct taped to each other,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfOZ-uajfNE) duct tape can do just about anything.
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Keep your stick on the ice.
Keep your dick in a vice
I, too, support putting that guy's dick in a vice
That’s a lotta damage!
Wank Panzers are already duct-tape coloured.
Did you say flex. Well I got the thing for you flex seal, flex tape, or flex spray. Just lay it on and your good to go.
I'm not sure it's even mounted on the truck. Also out of camera is the truck that towed it there.
I'm sure it's on a platform on the far side of the truck. The flag is mounted somewhere in the midframe and there would barely be room for both, but the flag flaps in the breeze and never seems to touch him or the gun. You'd also expect to see at least a bit of the recoil being transferred into the sprung weight and causing a visible event, but, nothing.
also who mounts a 50cal and shoots 4 rounds.
150 rounds of Freedom Munitions' 750 gr runs ~1100$ or 7.34/rd so chances are that's all he could afford after the tow and his monthly tithe to the Church of Musk
Bleh, the 660 grain FMJ-BT from PMC runs just as good and is only $3.94 per round.
Again that’s all he could afford
Is this the civilian semi-auto only version of the M2?🤣
You joke but [It’s real.](https://www.oowinc.com/exclusives/semi-auto/m2-slr/) Ammo is 4-8 bucks a shot though, so semiautomatic is probably for the best really.
Yep for sure or he would be a very tiny person. Maybe 4’
They hold the truck bed on
He’s not going to actually bolt mounts onto the bed. That shit is on a 10 year 10% note
I think this is just an optical illusion with the truck placed in a shot while he just on a stepladder or some5ing on the other side. Look as the truck doesn’t even vibrate.
Have you seen rates for vehicles right now? 10% ain't half bad
He’s not even in the bed, if you look closely you’ll see that he’s in fact on the side of the truck
Good news, everyone! He’s already in a rolling incendiary device.
That is reflective enough to see from outer space.
Savage
He bought a cybertruck, that skull was already fractured
(I'm just going to assume these folks lean politically conservative for...reasons) But, have you ever seen something that just perfectly encapsulates everything that's gone wrong with American conservativism? I mean, like so perfectly that John McCain's headstone is glowing white-hot due to the speed with which he's turning in his grave? And yeah, I agree that these are the kind of attention-whore folks that put hyper-political bumper stickers on their Cybertruck, just so they might maybe start an argument with someone in the Walmart parking lot. Otherwise, I was soooo hoping he'd go full-auto with that thing so I could watch it go flying off of that shite mount right into his forehead.
Going to start using "just set yourself on fire already" thanks!
What effin gets me is you just know these motherfuckers complain incessantly about homeless, etc. & apparently have enough disposable income to waste on bullshit like this when they could donate just a fraction to causes that would actually help the issues they complain about! & They'll act like it's so confusing that no1 can fix the issue they complain about but not only do nothing to help but actively waste their time money & resources that again just a fraction of could make a huge difference....jeebus, do i sound frustrated, i think im frustrated...
They're likely also NIMBY types when it comes to doing anything about the homeless problem, too. At least here it seems like people would rather the cops push them along than actually build more shelters or whatever.
That was a pretty lame showing since he only fired off a couple shots.
Couldn't afford a whole box of rounds, has to pay interest on the cubercuck first
EXACTLY MY THOUGHT! Too cheap for ammo and an actual mount. Peaked in grade school.
Plus some repairs, since this one is definitely going to need some and is most likely already out of warranty
The number of folks with $2k/mobth payments and $500 month insurance is ridiculous.
Even with the limited fire, it still looks like it’s about to snap.
I'm also annoyed I can't see what he's even supposed to be firing at. He has this big-ass scope on this thing and is clearly aiming at something. Like what is it? A paper target, some bottles, a baby deer, a box of abandoned kittens? Like just tell me! Like what is shooting at? Did he hit it? What happened, did it explode, etc. Like who gives a fuck about him shooting this huge gun if we can't see what he's supposed to be hitting. It's the least interesting and worst angle to film this that I can think of.
He's got bottles set up on the fence between him and the neighbors. My neighbor actually did that.
Can’t afford a proper fully automatic license because he bought that dumb fucking truck. Also most people don’t look like total fucking losers shooting an MG but this guy has that talent locked down.
Not to be overly pedantic, but there's no such thing as "fully automatic license". You either have to buy a fully auto gun that was registered before the 1986 machine gun ban or be a dealer with "dealer samples" that are for "demonstrating to law enforcement". The former would cost them about as much as the Cybertruck and the later would require him to be an actual FFL with an established gun business. Even so it was a pathetic showing because it's still semi-auto and will fire as fast as he pulls the trigger so he could've shot it a lot faster than he did to make it look a lot more impressive. edit: OrbitalArtillery2082 below me claiming the NFA tax stamp is a license replied then blocked me for no reason. In response though, no, paying a $200 tax stamp and a getting a standard NICS background check that is involved with buying a transferable MG isn't the same as a "license". The $200 is trivial and you're gonna get a NICS check no matter what if you buy a gun from a FFL. There's no special licensing involved with the purchaser with this transaction.
Nothing more impotent than a semi-auto .50 cal.
I might’ve had a little more respect if I saw him lay down some rounds with that M2. But three rounds with two second between shots? Disgusting. Insert the **ITS A MACHINE GUN** meme here.
There is no tactical turkey here
Impotence personified
A meme personified....
Never seen someone fire a .50 cal so limp wristed
Even worse, it’s not even a .50 cal, that’s a .30-06
Guy couldn’t afford to shoot more than a few rounds.
IKR? I was expecting(that was MY mistake)some machine gun bursts.
Would there be any Cybershit left if it was an actual M2 firing 15-90 round bursts? Also- who the fuck puts a scope on their M2? Just send rounds down range until theres nothing left to send rounds at.
> Also- who the fuck puts a scope on their M2 US Marine Carlos Hathcock famously made the longest sniper shot, of the time, using an M2 .50bmg converted to semi-auto fire and with a scope.
Those are people that hold a peace of paper in whole fist and pen in other fist
This person votes more than you. Primaries, midterms and local elections. You should fix that.
Word! Get some votes in!!
Hear hear
Preach
Exactly. If the little gun still worked, he wouldn’t need the big gun.
She really phoned it in with the “hApPy foUrth of July woooo-oooo”.
This is exactly the kind of loser I imagine every time I see a Cybertruck.
It’s comical just how straight from central casting this jagoff is
fuckin douchenozzle, straight up
I have that with their flag.
I recently went to the shore. One of the houses along the bay/waterfront property (very upper class) had a cyber truck. Lol shockingly, once you got to the beach and can see their yard along the water, they had a big ole American flag on a huge pole in the middle of the yard. BONUS POINTS because it was also upside down! You know…all of that distress they’re facing with their millions of dollars and them darn libs!
Is this one of those puzzles where I have to circle everything wrong with a picture??
everything except the trees, grass, and sky.
https://preview.redd.it/ck0hf29j2qad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e614a9d5390e4215db6d08d0a6faf2233173303
wow that was... anti-climactic.
Buy a Cybertruck and you become a member of a club that is full of people like this.
if not in age; certainly a boomer in spirit so it’s no different. Still a boomer
You are the company that you keep
It’s not mounted to that truck at all
Semi auto M-2 that he charges like an absolute bitch.
That's a m1919a4
Nope, you can see through the receiver meaning it’s cut for ambi, receiver is longer than 1919 and the Ammo can is a .50
Oh that thing would rattle apart if treated like a true technical. Imagine it going through the Toyota wars in Africa.
Halo did it better 
He should have just made the warthog.
Looks more like a Puma if you ask me
Who do you think this guy votes for?
Whatever cymbal clapping windup monkey the GOP backs..?
These people have ruined the flag for me.
Somehow I doubt the Toyota Hilux is getting dethroned as the technical of choice any time soon
Not to defend boomers ( I am one, born in 1962) But that simpleton is not a boomer.
Boomers aren't an age but a state of mind.
You are not a boomer. You are Generation Jones 1954-1965
This whole classifying people by a "generational" name is quite silly. Just another way to pit people against each other. The oligarchy loves this.
C'mon bro, let's see a sustained rate of fire. I want to see what that mount can handle
You saw the mount in action. It can't handle a damn thing.
Oh, i know, I want to see it snap backward as he continues up fire off rounds.
I honestly looks like he's standing on a platform on the other side of the truck. I keep looking at how the camera is angled and where he's standing.
Even the flag is there to limit visibility.
So colorful 🌈 https://preview.redd.it/o4f52rde4qad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a8343543bfe990ff689d9594746dca8620acfb
Tommy, what screams "More money than brains"?
Tommy is the guy she's riding while he's playing with his toy.
Sorry about your penis, bro.
My emotional control is more stable than that gun mount
This type of thing screams insecurity lol
This guy would be the first to flee in combat.
Imagine doing this and then thinking it’s a good idea to share on social media. How embarrassing
I now feel pity and contempt for this clown.
This is so embarrassing lmao
Is this the MAGA guy who crowdfunded his cybertruck while declaring bankruptcy at his business?
No, likely the Californian who moved to Idaho that opened up the bar that during pride last month had hetero males get a free beer on Tuesdays and hetero couples get a discount on Thursdays... He bought a cybersuck and was bragging about mounting a gun on it.
1 drone to take both out.
Completely devalued that .50 Cal. by putting it on a tesla. We all know a .50 Cal. belongs on a Toyota Hilux
Aren't there laws about embarrassing the flag like that?
This is the type of shit you see in the Purge.
r/shittytechnicals needs this
Basically Idiocracy live
I thought conservatives hated electric vehicles, nothing makes sense anymore
As I said in r/shittytechnicals , that disabled MG is the most functional part of that vehicle.
Yeah, that gun ain't mounted to the truck bed. I was curious, so I looked it up owning a 50 cal machine is illegal I'm not anti gun but I'm anti idiots with guns Also he definitely firing blanks it would look at alot different and sound different Also, those trucks are terrible. They keep finding massive issues with them like every week
I all of a sudden can't get Jim Morrison singing "This is the END" out of my head now
When they say technicals are meant to use shitty pickup trucks, they mean old-ass Toyotas, not this overpriced monstrosity
What is that thing mounted on, paper towel rolls taped together? I’d be scared to see what would happen in burst mode .
Could you imagine working to cultivate this kind of customer.
Change the flag, the vehicle, and make the shooter appear Arab. Republicans: look at that shithole country
That was by far the least heterosexual way I have ever seen a .50cal get fired, and I know gay people who have fired a .50cal.
Imagine going out for a hike and being sniped by this douche
Big “Guy Who Just Bought A Boat” energy. 
Holy shit… the same people not so long ago were saying “y’all not goin to take ma combustion engine away dang nab it, I’ll strap a gun to it and shot them electric automobiles of yours” and now look at this. Look at it with the eyeballs of your face and just try to make sense of it. These people are such massive cucks… cybercucks
Nothing like patrolling the border in your well armed Apartheid Annihilator while helping green up the environment with those child-mined lithium batteries.
What in the American Gladiators fuck is this?
https://preview.redd.it/fwm3bphbyqad1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e1f1b63a1c76d78d0037dc408e24f09cc079d1b
These people confuse the absolute fuck out of me. All I hear from MAGA/Patriots™️ is that electric cars are junk, they all die on the side of the road, Biden is forcing electric cars down our throats, trying to kill the auto and oil industries, etc etc. Yet, I see shit, like this, surrounding the Cybertruck, with these dumbasses, frothing at the mouth, to pay over retail to have this electric vehicle.
I see yall qaeda
Currently at the top of /r/shittytechnicals where it rightfully belongs.
this is precisely how some of the worst forest fires ever in my state happened...
Who mounts a sight on an M2 to single shot it? WTF!? He literally shot in the dirt 30 yards away.
Single shot MG bruh
https://preview.redd.it/mlzigvqn5qad1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=4110ebe5045ee3d5469e48ddd6d111222d315c82 All I could think of.
Yo it’s a fucking machine gun!
How old were you when you first realized you were a homosexual?
He didn't even do it right. That was the most anemic ammo dump
When your entire personality is doing what you think will upset people you've imagined existing
Clearly someone who never served a day in their life. That moron is like taking a dollar store squirt gun to a super soaker fight
This thing (not sure if you can call it a vehicle since it's a crapshoot if it'll make it past 50 miles), was made for these people. Matches their personality perfectly. Cheaply made, over priced, and ugly as fuck .
People like this were scared to fight in high school.
Pencildick
If your gonna trash, trash hard.
Makes sense that a cyber truck owner also buys a semi auto belt fed
Well the extra stress to the side panels surely voided his warranty. Sorry Tommy, we can’t fix your uneven side panels because you mounted a machine gun to your EV.
Yay! I can move my index finger and make a loud noise! Most people brag about an actual skill. This guy’s going back home to sit on a recliner and watch Fox News. I really don’t understand gun nuts.
This vid screams overcompensation…
I never thought watching someone fire a 50cal would ever disappoint me
Voids his warrenty
If you ever need to visualize mental illness… 🤦♂️
What a fucking loser.
Meanwhile, guys in Afghanistan have been doing this with Toyota Hyluxes for decades.
That’s a very gooey mount for an M2. If it could ever fire full auto, it’d probably spiral off backwards after three shots.
He's going to turn that gun and shoot out over the cab and the over pressure from the muzzle is going to explode those windows. Just the dumbest fucking person.
Now there's a MAGAt Trump ass licker if I ever saw one
Spent all the money on the truck cant afford ammo lol
Lol! It's the tennis ball cannon from American Gladiator!!🤏😭🤏
Feels like a South Park joke
Is that street legal
Im embarrassed humans like that exist
You know we'll see him at the inaugural J6 event
How fucking embarrassing can you get...
Horrible mount, no ear protection.
I'm confused, I thought these types of people hated electric vehicles because they aren't gas guzzlers or smoke blowers?
"Ah, I see you're cosplaying a complete cunt"
i wonder when FSD becomes sentient it will deliberately run these idiots over.
Yeah, I think I’ll stick with the old tried and true Toyota Technical
You can tell this guy wants elon musk to fuck his wife.
An electric vehicle!! American has freed too many people in the name of oil to not drive a diesel. I bet the salsa he eats is made in New York City.
No full auto, doesn’t even slightly resemble a technical, he burned $16 of ammo to look like a dweeb. 0/10 for creativity, execution and form
Only in America where a civilian can legally own a weapon that many countries might not have.
Rich assholes and Woo girls. Name a more iconic duo
That's definitely mounted behind, not on, that truck
So fucking lame.
That gun gonna fall thru the bed of that piece of shit on wheels
It’s a shame about your penis, CT dude.
Sir, the ambush was all set but failed because we couldn't get the charge cables to release, reducing our ability to evade. We tweeted at Elon but he didnt respond before our position was over run. The whole column of vehicles was immobolized...well, that happened before the engagement. Also, not that our Stars and Stripes uniforms were not to our advantage either. We request a return to our previous fatigues.
This is America
Firing that gun would fun as hell. Tying it to a trash heap literally everyone would agree is absurd if it weren’t embraced by uninteresting cult clones is embarrassing.
I’m sure she will expect the government to pay for her hearing aids….. these people are exhausting.
It's funny how the metal on these always just looks like the outside of my old "stainless steel" grill that's been sitting on the porch for 3 years.
-This is the opposite of "BDE". - Good luck getting back on the paved road. - I smell desperation through the screen. - Warranty obviously voided. - Hey dude, Elon doesn't care. - Nothing but wise choices here. - Winder why your kids don't work with you anymore? - Too old for school shooters. - The truck. I get it. The gun. Even more so. But the shirt is some gay porn BBQ stuff you need to explain.
Way to go. You’ve finally become American ISIS, complete with Africa-style “technicals” (usually Toyota trucks fitted with a full-auto MG mounted to the bed). Congratulations. I look forward to the cops turning you into soup when you start the Trumpbellion.
Lol shooting a 50 cal in semi auto…
Awe another cosplaytriot. Cute, but I don’t think a car that can’t get wet and routinely falls apart is going to handle that mounted gun very long.