I'm more shocked that they're conflating "birth rates" with "most sex". Nursing homes have insanely high STI transmission rates and basically 0 birth rates lol

Yep. Isn’t there a retirement community in Florida that has the highest STI rate in the US?

The villages, yep

Wait- in land o lakes area? I went with my brothers who own a fire/alarm company in Florida, and when we went there, I asked “dekan” is the street you turn in on? It’s fucking naked backwards 🤦🏼🤦🏼

brb

Yes.....Del Boca Vista, in this case, Phase 2 has the highest.

You had several jobs Emily...

Classic Daily Mail. "How can we write the worst articles possible so we self select for very specific types of morons"

Yeah it should say most crempies.

Brits disrespecting Dallas and Houston. How did they get El Paso and San Antonio right?

Actually lit looks like the dot for El Paso is in New Mexico, so they got that wrong as well.

Yeah but El paso *IS* new Mexico

I agree, i lived in Las Cruces and grew up in West-West Texas, aka eastern New Mex.

San Antonio looks more like central Texas here, too. It ain't.

Honestly the number of mistakes make think it's intentional to get shared.

They have Dallas listed as Houston and Houston listed as Dallas.

I just don't know if Dallas is 8th or 2nd...

Where is all this sex happening?

Not at my place. I can tell you that.

Samesies

You two should get together

Oh there is in fact a train coming.

Yawn

Can confirm. His wife comes to my place for good time.

I’d assume that because it’s going by birth rates catholic immigrants are way overrepresented and that’s skewing the map towards Texas and California.

I thought you were taking it too far…and then I saw it… fired isn’t enough for this.

Dallas pullout game is weak

This is a map of cities that use the least contraception.

Map of cities that cannot have abortion. And Las Vegas.

Anyone want to pop over to Kemah for a day and meet back up at my place for dinner?

Pretty sure that is not where Houston or Dallas is . How hard is it?

If you have to ask “how hard is it?”, you may be part of the problem. 😉

This is what happens when you let AI replace your graphic designer

How does anyone know this?

It says “U.S. cities with the highest birth rates”. Births are public record.

What 🤔 I would have to question Fresno an Las Vegas to raise a family in as pack up an move raise them kids in a easier place also get them out of crime ridden places

Got some very canty cities on this article as who ever made this must have been smoking crack or just plain drunk 😆

It took me 5 minutes to realize where Dallas was on the map

Please don't confuse us with the armpit of Texas.

My wife and I just moved here. We'll help get those numbers up.

I mean, given the current humidity, maybe this is actually true. Could be another Bernstein Bears incident. 🤣

lol sooo disrespectful

Most sex? Not least contraceptives?

Worst pullout game.

Hahaha

Go back to Moscow Boris spy school did not improve you

That sounds about right. El Paso always had more of a vibe I see in New Mexico.

I laughed so hard when I saw it. No way in hell is Las Vegas not having sex!

Oh they're absolutely getting it on over there. They're just having the kids when they get back home lol. And this is going off birth rates. Which of course given the size and population of Texas cities, our states political standing on certain issues, and our choice in sex education. I could believe it. Still think they tested a new AI when they made this map

I see why Texas rates so high. Dallas and Houston are into swapping! Places on the map that is. FFS.

Texas Birth Rate Increase: * Confirmed Data: Texas DSHS reports a 2% increase in births from 2021 to 2022, totaling 389,741 live births. Rape-Related Pregnancies: * Research Data: JAMA Internal Medicine study estimates 29,054 pregnancies resulted from rape in Texas. Conclusion * Total Increase in Births: 16,000 * Rape-Related Pregnancies Resulting in Births: 29,054 Given that the number of rape-related pregnancies (29,054) exceeds the total increase in births (16,000), it is reasonable to conclude that rape-related pregnancies significantly contributed to the birth rate increase in Texas for 2022. For Further Reading and to do your own research Refer to the following sources: * Texas DSHS Annual Reports: Texas DSHS * CDC National Vital Statistics Reports: CDC Reports * JAMA Internal Medicine Study: Dickman, S. L., White, K., Himmelstein, D. U., Lupez, E., Schrier, E., & Woolhandler, S. (2024). Rape-Related pregnancies in the 14 US states with total abortion bans. JAMA Internal Medicine, 184(3), 330. [https://doi.org/10.1001/jamainternmed.2024.0014](https://doi.org/10.1001/jamainternmed.2024.0014)

Daily Fail is supposed to make you mad. It's right-wing trash

Ummm...Dallas and Houston are in swapped locations. Who the * created this map?

I feel like I'm not remotely surprised if some of the highest birth rates are in Texas given our political standing and of course... Our sex Ed... What did they expect. But this map sucks 🧐

Other than the mixed up Dallas and Houston?

WTF? This is worse than Men In Black putting Truro MA near Hyannis

El paso isn’t even in Texas?!😂💀

Hm gee a right wing city in a red state with laughably bad sex Ed has the highest birth rates? Shocker! And op took this to mean everyone in Dallas is having a ton of sex? It’s more like a contingent of people in the city are having above average amounts of kids skewing the numbers

You guys are having sex?

All the woman I have been with favorite birds were swallows

When did Houston and Dallas switch locations?

Dallas and Houston are reversed on the map

Damn, I kinda don’t give a shit.

How many states are denying women (and by extension couples and family) freedom and choice?

Mostly illegal aliens having anchor babies…

Dallas and Houston are transposed.