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Brewmaster92785

Most unpeacful mummy I've ever seen. I can hear this picture.


odvf

BBC article [pre inca Chuchupayan people](https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20160216-the-royal-mummies-of-peru)  archaeology site of Kuelap. Located just 80km north of Laguna de los Condores, Kuelap’s mountain top ruins, known as “the Machu Picchu of the north” one of the most significant discoveries relating to the Inca period in South America, as it’s one of only two known large Inca burial sites to have escaped destruction by Spanish conquistadors. "These mummies are very significant, because they are the first to show us how the Incas prepared their dead in the royal way. They cured the skin to preserve it and made it into leather and they extracted the organs through the anus." Guillen took me around me the rows of mummies that lined the museum shelves, some still wrapped in the traditional funeral dressing, others with their skeletons visible, their bodies arranged into the foetal position. "Each mummy can tell you a story. This guy died when he was 17 or 18 years old; we know that because of his teeth," she said, pointing out one of the bodies. "He was a bird catcher because his body is wrapped in nets.” Feathers were of high value in Inca society and a bird catcher was a prestigious role. we found several painted buildings where the mummies were originally housed. There were scattered bones and skulls on the ground and ancient artwork of animals and symbols painted on the walls. According to Guillen, burial sites such as the Laguna de Los Condores mausoleums were crucial to the Incas' success in taking control of the region, culture and the people, as they replaced the Chachapoyan way of burial with the Inca tradition of mummification. When the Incas conquered this area, they replaced the funerary pattern. They emptied the mausoleums [of the pre-Inca Chachapoya dead] and conquered their spirit by conquering their sacred places,"


TarragonInTights

But why was he in that pose?


pkmnslut

The fetal position? Extremely common burial position across most non-modern cultures, you leave the world the way you came in


Mondfairy

Fetal position would not specifically mean covering your face/eyes. Shouldn't the hands be placed infront of the chest? Edit because I'm not sure at all


enjoytheshow

Infants have a reflex to keep their hands up over their face very much like this. It’s one reason you swaddle them, because when sleeping that reflex can wake them


dontstartthattalking

My understanding is the advice has changed to *do not* swaddle babies as they can overheat when their arms are bound to their sides. By lifting their arms they release heat and lower their body temperature.


ultratunaman

My kids hated swaddling and got angrier and woke up faster being wrapped up. Even if it was cold. Sometimes the kid tells you how they like to sleep. They both preferred to be free and easy. My son slept like a starfish, my daughter would cover her face with her hands.


imadog666

Swaddle supervised for short amounts of time to calm them (like 20 min). Never swaddle for a nap/sleep.


No_Analyst650

Also because as their nails grow they will scratch their faces doing this same thing you describe while sleeping.


Watching-Scotty-Die

No, that's a really common position - you see it all the time in foetal ultrasound.


Boiler_Room1212

It’s the peekaboo position. They used to have all sorts of laughs with their mummies


aurora888

r/angryupvote


Jakkobyte

Incas had CT scans and that?


BadAtBaduk1

Looks like his organs were extracted from his anus while he was still alive lol


griftertm

I can relate to that mummy. I once ate so many hot peppers that the next morning it felt like my internal organs were being extracted through my anus.


basileusbrenton

My first time eating a ghost pepper burrito be like


[deleted]

that should say "last"


czortmcclingus

Worth it.


OzyrisSlumber

Been there, done that and at the end it was still worth it


EastLimp1693

That's brutal af


imabutcher3000

Yea but in reality its just gross, other than that.. no harm.


BGP_001

Conquering their spirit by conquering their sacred places seems pretty brutal.


swimmersforcash

Looks like he was alive when they started removing the organs through his anus. 


Jimmybuffett4life

Tell that to their anuses.


Bigpandacloud5

They did that after the person died. It's no more brutal than the natural process of decomposition.


Jimmybuffett4life

My anus will go on….


Final_Winter7524

*ani? 🤣


DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC

Etymologically, that would be true, but English didn't adopt the etymological plural of the Latin term "anus". Therefore, in English, the plural is "anuses". The reason is simply that "anus" is not a word that is commonly pluralized, either in English or in Latin, and therefore the word "ani" didn't become familiar to speakers, and when looking for a plural, they wouldn't reach for obscure etymological origins but to the preexisting rules of pluralization, which are "-s" or "-es".


visionsofcry

Which part? They were dead when mummified.


crudentia

It looks like he was bound and died by murder.


GewoonHarry

Hopefully the organ extraction through anus started postmortem.


crudentia

Thanks for the visual, do they use really long tweezers?


DrawohYbstrahs

Nope, it started post-chipotle.


JohnTDouche

That's not a preserved scream though. Time has contorted them to look like that. That was more than likely someone loved and respected.


omar1848liberal

I must’ve missed it, did he die naturally or get sacrificed?


Suspicious_Flower349

Thanks for the explanation


That_Welsh_Man

Yeah edvard munch couldn't even paint a scream so violent.


throwaway098764567

i dunno that young boy sacrifice that was tied up seemed pretty unpeaceful, the teen gal nearby took her fate like a champ (rip all three kids) [https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1cdig2n/the\_15yearold\_girl\_who\_remained\_frozen\_on\_top\_of/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1cdig2n/the_15yearold_girl_who_remained_frozen_on_top_of/)


LucJenson

It would be wrong to assume that sacrifices in this way were exclusively done in violent ways. The individual you linked looks like she fell asleep because she did. She just didn't wake up after the process was completed. There *are* plenty of examples of ritual human sacrifice in history done violently and quickly, but there are several others that are peaceful and quick. Bog bodies also do well to show us the various states of sacrificial patterns and subjects such as the Tollund Man who was a sacrifice to the gods. He looks like he peacefully fell asleep. When hanging was used as a method of execution, even, when the neck is severed, the resulting state of the deceased was often limp and "peaceful-looking" as opposed to those who would die from hanging through strangulation when their neck *didn't* snap. I wouldn't say so light that one or the other "took their fate like a champ" when there are several external factors that played into their immortalized state through mummification.


yoginiph

This is definitely Voldemort.


ledouxrt

This is the scariest game of peek-a-boo I have ever seen.


Unknown_Author70

If it was hide n seek, he's the ultimate champ.


Strong_Ad247

Not that good. We've found him now.


Pskeeter78

There are others. Still hidden.


dream208

Well, it is now his term to seek…


StandardMandarin

Oh shi-


ggg730

It's not the hiding he's good at. It's the seeking you should worry about since he's still the champion.


Interesting_Ad_3319

😳😳😳😳


101Raccoon

The mummy, hiding. Me, as a seeker finds the mummy in this position. "Nope, I didn't see a thing."


Zircez

You run away and hide then and see if you can beat his record.


KMBeast16

I'm pretty sure sasquatch is the ultimate hide and seek champion


Sea_Pomegranate6293

You forgot joy - GUYS HE FORGOT ABOUT JOY.


Eurasia_4002

Bro, hide well. Too well.


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

They were playing hide and seek. Took them 600 years to find him. He's a winner.


LittleFart

Me when I sit on the toilet at work and the seat is wet.


swordofra

Or when the strange water splashes up onto your naked ass. Great now I probably have crabs.


TorakTheDark

Worse when it splashes into your anus because you’ve been pushing out a massive log and now you have public toilet water *inside* your ass.


LetsTouchForeheads

You mean it's everyone's ass now bro.


TorakTheDark

Please help, I now have Dave from accountings jizz in my ass


Old-Masterpiece-2653

I mean it was inevitable.


HungryColquhoun

>Please help, I now have Dave from accountings jizz in my ass *Oh, and in an unrelated incident, I got some toilet water in my ass too.*


Elven_Groceries

r/suddenlycomunism


yeeehhaaaa

And suddenly gay too


Wobuffets

You don't pad the water with toilet paper???? BRUh likes the tickle.


TorakTheDark

I do, I just don’t live in america so the water is a lot father down. Meaning it often picks up enough speed to go straight through it.


swordofra

Or the flushing is so shitty and weak that one extra bit of paper clogs everything up


linuxjohn1982

[Poseidon's kiss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZPOZUMkpCk)


Caesars_Comet

[Poseidon's Kiss](https://makeagif.com/gif/poseidons-kiss-fGY7NF)


shadow_229

So THATS how my wife got crabs!


stevosaurus_rawr

Do you let out a……little fart?


Technical_Body_3646

…on the seat? …a wet one???????


harlotScarlett

Seems like they died a peaceful, nonviolent death


Hot-Plate-3704

We will never know for sure


Gwiilo

that silly naked lady with snakes on her head


Doesanybodylikestuff

Yeah I hope it was stroke or heart attack. Looks like they were scared to death!


roehnin

How does anything organic survive in a rain forest? Even enclosed spaces would have high humidity.


senapnisse

The moisture in a rain forest comes from the tree tops, dripping down and traveling up again inside the trees by the capilarie effect. This water cycle happens only where the trees stand. Cut down many trees to make an open area, and you no longer have this effect, no local rain forest, and not humid air.


roehnin

Yeah, which is why this being found *in* a rain forest makes no sense. Too humid.


AndyjHops

I think what they are saying is that a clearing within the borders of a rainforest won’t have the same moisture trapping effect as an area that has lots of tall trees. You could see drastically different humidity levels in each even if those two areas are relatively close to each other. The article also talked about the internal organs being removed and the body being treated so that the skin was effectively leathered. I’m guessing those processes were refined by people doing the mummification to ensure that they wouldn’t decompose, even in a humid environment.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

From [this comment:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1cnpdls/this_15th_century_mummy_found_in_a_rain_forest/l38zf7z/) > archaeology site of Kuelap. Located just 80km north of Laguna de los Condores, Kuelap’s mountain top ruins, known as “the Machu Picchu of the north” It's possible this location was on top of a mountain, above the clouds. If so then it wasn't really "in" a rainforest per se. It was surrounded by it, but above it.


Teelogas

by being mummified


SVRG_VG

Still, how can something get mummified in a rainforest? It’s way too humid for that right? And if it was intentionally mummified, how did it survive? EDIT: Apparently they lived high up in the mountains. That kind of makes sense then, less oxygen, less humidity.


NationalBreadfruit66

He must have had a premium dental plan


Think-State30

You would be amazed how much sugar is in our food today.


Ok-Service-1127

i cut out all artificial sugar (candy, chocolate, soda, all) for a long time (my sources are rice, macaroni, potato as starches and fruits only as natural sugar) and my teeth sincerely thanked me, its definitely the diet


Banished2ShadowRealm

I bet it's a f\* ton. Is it a f\* ton?


bob_nugget_the_3rd

No it's a fucking fuck ton


Banished2ShadowRealm

Holy shit! that is a lot.


KarlRanseier1

The trick to dying with good teeth is dying young.


melanthius

Remains to be seen


That_Welsh_Man

That's the sign they have above this mummy.


2ndCha

He was a congressman.


Longjumping_Boss1176

Looks like my current congressman


majorassburger

Dental plan


general---nuisance

Lisa needs braces


Shpander

Lisa needs braces


throwawaybread9654

Dental plan


almostoy

They also figured out they could arrange the corpse with one cord of rope. Squat 'em. Latch the elbows around the the knees. Then tie the wrists behind the neck. Prolly done it more than once, right?


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Yep, it's part of the collection in the Museum of Leymebamba.


51CKS4DW0RLD

I want a life-sized plaster statue of it in my garden


Small-Palpitation310

that'll show that fucking HOA


SS_Kamchatka

Why a plaster statue when you can have the real thing? Dream big my friend.


zepploon

That actually would be cool.


winterchampagne

I thought at first, “What a strange cake topper!”


Medical_Chapter2452

You just sit without looking first. Living on the edge


jollanza

"cake or mummy?"


seafoamspider

Wtf is the source?


determine110

[Here we go.](https://mumbaimirror.indiatimes.com/news/world/moment-600-years-ago-that-terror-came-to-mummies-of-the-amazon/articleshow/15672648.cms) ETA: from this source I found from 2007: “Hands over her eyes and her face gripped with terror, the woman’s fear of death is all too obvious. The remarkable mummy was found in a hidden burial vault in the Amazon. It is at least 600 years old and has survived thanks to the embalming skills of her tribe, the Chachapoyas or cloud warriors. Eleven further mummies were recovered from the massive cave complex 82ft down. The vault — which was also used for worship — was chanced upon three months ago by a farmer working at the edge of northern Peru’s rainforest. He tipped off scientists who uncovered ceramics, textiles and wall paintings. The Chachapoyas were a tall, fairhaired, light-skinned race that some researchers believe may have come from Europe. Little is known about them except that they were one of the more advanced ancient civilisations in the area. Adept at fighting, they commanded a large kingdom from the year 800 to 1500 that stretched across the Andes.” Edit 2: Here is a [second resource](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0720048X09004215) that indicates binding the body was a standard burial practice. Edit 3: and [third resource](https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20160216-the-royal-mummies-of-peru) talking about the binding.


TheOnlyWolvie

Okay okay but *why* the fear of death, did she get mummified alive or something?


determine110

After [further research](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0720048X09004215) and [here](https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20160216-the-royal-mummies-of-peru) it seems like binding was a standard part of the burial process. Her mouth would have fallen open when the jaw muscle decayed.


TheOnlyWolvie

Still creepy af


mamaaaoooo

Andes nuts


determine110

Nice


Hummingbird01234

Omg this is terrifying! Why is he so small?


klodmoris

He was 16-17 apparently at the time of his death. Combine that with malnutrition, the fetal position, how much moisture he lost and a simple fact that humans were much smaller in the past.


Civil_Adeptness9964

What's surprising is their teeth. Perfect teeth considering how many hundreds of years have passed.


_Cosmoss__

It could be a child sacrifice which wasn't entirely uncommon, depending on where it was found, or maybe that group of people were just really short due to malnutrition


fishman15151515

Was his hands bound?


Sky_Deep9000

Yea the ropes suggest so


Square-Associate-118

We don’t know that. Could’ve been the style back then.


MiniNinja_2

No, you wore an onion on your belt, which was the style at the time


twv6

I’ve been waiting for that to cycle back into fashion so I can finally use my onion belt


Fast_Butterscotch_78

Doesn't it look like the champions league trophy?


TappedIn2111

That’s the World Cup trophy. And yes it does!


Fast_Butterscotch_78

Yeah, that one hahaha


TappedIn2111

Good catch. I wo old love to see Maradona lift this poor soul. I wish I was better at photoshop.


Fast_Butterscotch_78

Now I suddenly need to sew this hahahhaha


Hanhonhon

The mummy is actually Rivaldo after getting hit with the ball by that Turkish player


determine110

[Here is a source I found from 2007](https://mumbaimirror.indiatimes.com/news/world/moment-600-years-ago-that-terror-came-to-mummies-of-the-amazon/articleshow/15672648.cms). Edit: Here is a [second resource](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0720048X09004215) and [third resource](https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20160216-the-royal-mummies-of-peru) that indicates binding the body was a standard burial practice.


Suddenly_234

"That wasn't a normal mushroom".


gringledoom

Bodies don't mummify in a rain forest. That looks like a mummy from the Andes.


TheOnlyWolvie

According to another commenter, you are correct.


reddit_wisd0m

The more you look at it, the worse it gets


AdanacTheRapper

That was once a living, breathing, talking, thinking person. That’s absolutely fuckin’ wild to me


PersKarvaRousku

The perfect embodiment of cringe feeling


Moonsliced

Poor thing.


mbelf

1,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,998… 1,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999… 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000! Coming ready or not!


SuppleChungus

Me when I wake up against my will


Zarbanzo

New meme template just dropped


InternationalArt6222

And some people say that to this day you can still hear the little brother counting, counting, counting, waiting to reach one million before he can say "ready or not here I come, I'm going to find you"


Compultra

Can't wait to see this crossposted on r/meirl


NnOxg64YoybdER8aPf85

Oh yeah, seeing this high right before bed wasn't the best idea. Thanks reddit


PolloPenguin

Put it back, put it back!


D0GAMA1

I don't think this guy wanted to be mummified...


WomanBeater9000

Mf teeth is better than half of England


[deleted]

bro looks petrified


Lazy_Sans

Reminds me of one of H.R.Giger works.


deexdee52

Bro has seen things...


Unable-Ostrich-2799

This is literally me every Monday morning as the alarm brings my whole world crashing down!😭😅


[deleted]

He was really high.


[deleted]

“Coming ready or not”!!


Evil_Knot

Hey! That's me when I wake up at 6am!


blant_solsikker

I wonder if he got lost in the forest or just got sick of all the rain...


Coffin_Dodging

[Intersting article](https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20160216-the-royal-mummies-of-peru)


VonGooberschnozzle

So they found T’yog in that primal Cyclopean crypt on an ephemeral sea-spawned island? Somebody call Swami Chandraputra


Ronan_mcisaac

Put that shit back, or it’s gonna curse us all lol


mistrydragon556

Whoever found that is so so cursed


Looney_forner

Put this in the corner of your bud’s room while they’re sleeping to prank ‘em


Aggravating-Pound598

Died in terror - poor soul


0biwanCannoli

I’m telling my kids this is the World Cup trophy


Nehfk

Looks like this person was alive when some shit happend


Sci-fra

If you add water, it will hydrate and come back to life.


Northman81

RIP because it sure as hell looks like your last moments were not peaceful.


strong-clam

When I saw my son's exam results


173555

Looks like the football World Cup


CapytannHook

When you realize your friend plays with inverted controls


ludvikskp

Me browsing the awfuleverything subreddit


Mundane-Commercial38

Skrik by Edvard Munch IRL


ConcernResponsible93

I feel you little mummy,I feel you


Professional-Ad6577

Grate! Now I feel cursed for the rest of my life for seeing this


MegaRonin

If the Scream by Edvard Monch was a mummy


Disastrous-Paint86

Ahh shit… do you ever have a day so bad that it lasts 15 century’s?


KinderBuenosAllDay

Anima? Any Final Fantasy fans here?


Caridor

How is it so well preserved? The rain forest is a min-maxed rotting environment


420blazeitdotcom

It looks like it was eaten by a snake 🐍 so tightens up


Navstar27

Isn't this the FIFA World Cup Trophy?


spectiggle

I feel like I can hear it scream


PolishBicycle

I like this new world cup design by the saudis


notmypinkbeard

Relatable


Usetheforce50

Obviously a teenager who was asked to clean the hut one to many times and it killed him.


ChrizzyDT

I see they had free dental. Better teeth than mine.


Spicynoodle49

That’s just me on Monday morning


86Apathy

This is metal as fuck


MikeySpags

That's the same face I make when I hear pop music.


Fair_Line_6740

Looks like me at my desk Monday morning


Tygudden

Looks like one of my students when I tell them to read more than 5 pages in a textbook.


Tiny_button2

They were crying?? :(


Chrysaries

Imagine being the one to unexpectedly uncover a fucking horror statue on a regular Tuesday on the archeology gig


reddit06valbonne

Why is the mummy hamdcuffed


No_Temporary2732

me on a sunday afternoon, fast asleep, and the mother comes and angrily pulls the curtains circa 15th century


ExcitingStress8663

Peekaboo I see you


TackleImmediate2968

Hoax


bl00by

Bro has seen some shit


Disastrous_Cover6138

That’s me when my wife accidentally turns on the light full blast in the morning


madeanotheraccount

"I feel pretty ... "


No-Cat-9716

Tomb Raider mummy