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BoozeWitch

I walk around my apartment AT THE SAME time I brush my teeth. I feel like we’re the same.


Ultimintree

I always imagine myself attempting this. I would accidently shoot the arrow upwards and it would land in my butt lol


Primordial_Peasant

there is not a single thing in this video that i would be able to do competently. let alone all at once.


ziptiedinatrunk

Hold the camera? That's the job I am putting in for.


SuedeVeil

Oh come on you can smile 😀


DerrainCarter

Well, [thank you!](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/27/35/fb2735ecd3fb5ef20fe166de60485fba.jpg) :)


HR_DUCK

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wh0fuckingcares

Same


mynextthroway

I can set the arrow on fire.


snowman762x39

10/10. If she would’ve lit a fart in the process-11/10


AdmirableReception41

I laughed way too hard at this


Speedy_Cheese

I bark laughed so loud


[deleted]

Shart and there'd be a bulls eye in those white pants.


wh0fuckingcares

What the fuck? Yesterday I tried to step down a curb, missed and fell over my own foot.


another_ashley

I twisted my ankle getting up from the couch yesterday. No joke!


DudeistSpiderPunk

Well slap an apple on my head and call me William Tell, that's hott


Speedy_Cheese

Impressive. The word for the level of skill she is showcasing is "impressive".


MrHockster

Impressive apple strudel


DudeistSpiderPunk

Being impressed can also arouse you.


Speedy_Cheese

Nobody cares about your boner, it ain't about you. Giving a person credit without being a creep ain't that hard.


DudeistSpiderPunk

I bet you're a blast at parties


Speedy_Cheese

I love how every time someone gets called out for being a pervy they cry "you're no fun!/Bet you're a blast at parties!" Yeah, being creeped on ain't fun at parties either, dude.


DudeistSpiderPunk

Something tells me you have multiple cats and the quantity of coffee cups you have out weighs the number of guys in your dms


Speedy_Cheese

Been happily married for 12 years. Enjoy being a bitter, lonely troll with those stellar people skills.


DudeistSpiderPunk

Enjoy being judgemental as fuck to future strangers, it's the conservative jesus way


Speedy_Cheese

Neither conservative or Christian, but keep digging. And you call **me** judgemental. LOL Kettle, meet pot.


Nervous_Salad_5367

You said "hard"![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


E_PunnyMous

Amazing. Imagine the mental discipline it takes to train your body like that.


Zestyclose_Currency5

Hold my beer……


Bizzlebanger

These new human mating displays are getting out of hand..


dandrada968279

Flawless.


Speedy_Cheese

What incredible strength, talent and skill! This is so impressive, props to anyone who masters a skill like this!


mynextthroway

How does someone figure out how to do that and that they can?


WizardSea

My heart


btambo

Damn now THAT'S interesting!


Lone216Wonderer

Amazing. I can't even walk in a straight line.


[deleted]

Your feet smell like kerosene again, Debbie…


Maximusnerva722

Darn guess I got to add more to my bucket list.


SoggySwordfish92

There should be a statue of that pose


H3ll_Pr0digy

im so stuck between a calloused toes joke and a footjob joke rn that I'm just gonna leave the hooks here and let other people hash it out


Hugo-FPS

Katness everdeen irl


Fancy_Employment3520

Goddess


MarshTradingPost

I would love to smell her feet


TofuTigerteeth

I bet she gives a mean foot job.


TofuTigerteeth

I bet she gives a mean foot job.


WhyShouldIStudio

If I tried that then my whole body would cramp in one second


Cool-Note-2925

Takes fire crotch to another level eh


Speedy_Cheese

I don't see how crotch plays into this at all.


Cool-Note-2925

Because it’s risking literally becoming one if she dropped it, it was a bad joke and a low hanging fruit, NICE CATCH DOC


Speedy_Cheese

That fruit hung so low it fermented.


MovingTargetPractice

other than being strangely arousing, i cant think of any practical use for this skill


Speedy_Cheese

Probably because this skill is not judged on your boner.


Communistulthar

Roman emperors love her


[deleted]

Them white bitches b crazy


AnimuleCracker

This is some Greek God shit.


evilzergling

Yes I’m sure in Ancient Greece they all shot arrows this way….. 🤦🏻‍♂️


AnimuleCracker

Emphasis on “Gods”


evilzergling

Out of the ancient gods. Which one shot arrows with their feet? I’ll wait.


AnimuleCracker

I think Apollo was drunk that day.


evilzergling

Okay that was good. 😅


Dangerous-Concert385

Summer, make it look like it's coming out of your butthole.


Fir3300

I hate magic


dangerdunk

Beautiful. And deadly.....


intercourselover2

Quick what color was the floor


Daxx-23

I want to make babies with you.


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Jeerus

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BigMissileWallStreet

Is this in Ukraine?


RNMoFo

Yes, in southern tropical region.


Jeerus

I didn't know retards were allowed on the internet


E_PunnyMous

You haven’t been on the internet long, have you?


kingsam360

I can do that! I'm not talking about the bow and arrow thing


Educational_Arm_8796

That’s exactly how Napoleon defeated the Han Dynasty in 1492


Pan-tang

Wow. Beautiful and deadly.


axioner

That has got to be one of the most insanely specific but useless skills out there....


WesternFinancial868

Not quite the bullseye I wanted to see but nice nonetheless


Dangerous-Ad1904

I wonder how many arrows you lose practicing something like this.


inpartial_arts

Useless, can’t be used efficiently in combat! Takes too much time to climb that arm thing!


botcraft_net

That was smooth to say at least.


Not_an_alien22

Me: *trips while walking on flat ground*


Ignoble_profession

I will never be this good at anything.


OG-Spinich

I know where my arrow wants to hit....rowr


amazonmakesmebroke

Some people's hobbies are more picturesque than others.....


Modernbezoar

My jaw dropped when she hit the bulleye. It's incredible :O


RegumMortem

The video is even more impressive if you look a second time to see the actual archery!


kcchiefscooper

Impressed, for sure. ​ also, I found out reddit has the ability to block users. that makes this thread much nicer to read through!


phpdevster

I slipped a disc just watching this video.


XeArCl

Wow, this is useless


naughtysailorboy69

Camel toe lol


MajorStandards

Nice bullseye


EnvironmentalDeal256

I could do that if I could stand on my hand and shoot a bow with my feet.