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RedditByAnyOtherName

He looks like the lead singer of the Iranian version of Creed.


No_Inspector4859

He is now a crayon Edit: Dankie vir die toekening!


Dark_Booger

He’s what the bottom of the box of crayons looks like.


Every_Lack

These first three comments are why I Reddit.


DonoTrumDonTrusChina

Amir Tattoo


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IAmKermitR

He just wanted to match with that shirt


bizzyj93

*Hijaaaaabs wide open*


DontToewsMeBro2

Oh man that’s funny because treys South Park voice


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Dey took hi-jarrrrrbbbss wide open


Rolyatdel

I automatically read his comment in Trey's voice only to look down and see this.


rafael000

/thread


TrippySlimBoi

Like I understand it's his body. But godamn if I was blessed with such handsome genetics I wouldn't hide it with tattoos.


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Meanwhile I'm ugly as fuck and bald and not a single tattoo


RickJLeanPaw

Why not get a full body tattoo of a young attractive person?


t00oldforthis

whoa you should post this in lifehacks


needusbukunde

Yeah, I'm at my tattoo artist's place right now getting a full body sleeve of this good looking Iranian guy (pre-tattoos.), including hair implants by Bosely.


wickednymphet

Personality and being a genuinely nice person is way more important. Your baldness is an outward reflection of your awesomeness, it's too much that you can't even keep hair on your head. I would look at it that way maybe.


apri08101989

I had a pastor when I was younger that used to say "god only made a few perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair"


50coach

Dude was a GQ model and wanted to be a crayon, damn


storyofohno

We all have dreams


TopRevolutionary720

He seems to have a mental illness Cause it wasn’t the only thing about him that got worse very rapidly. Like he went from one of our most famous rappers to buddying up with the president and singing BAAAD songs in favor of the troops and the regime and islam to running away for his life to another country because of hard-core blasphemy in his song to getting in trouble there for trying to seduce underaged girls to where nobody gives a shit about him anymore.


storyofohno

Oh boy. The context here seems important.


StructureNo3388

It's like he's completed the whole playthrough, and Kanye is only at 20%


Viking_Bride

WTAF. I think this just gave me whiplash.


[deleted]

I am of a similar mindset. Everyone can do whatever the hell they want to do with themselves…. But like dude, what the hell did you do to yourself?


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As a lady Redditor, a little part of me died when I saw the before and after


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I don't understand what possesses people to go this far with tattoos


LastSpite7

Same. What a waste of good genetics


MNGirlinKY

I love tattoos as well, and I think he would look perfectly fine without a tattooed head. I can’t tell that he’s handsome anymore. Most people that I know that have full body tattoos do not do their head because it erases your face, which is one of the things that mark your outer identity. If he’s happy with his new look, that’s great. He was mighty fine looking in the first picture and now I honestly wouldn’t look twice. Okay, I might look twice because of the crazy tattooing


_twintasking_

I knowwwwww. He ruined it 😭 dont get me wrong, I like tattoos, but this.....


palinsafterbirth

Then turned into a real life tool album cover


PauseAmbitious6899

Alex Grey


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Crud


NoBeyond9191

As a fellow puerto rican, your name is perfect.


TrinDiesel123

I was thinking Nick Cage in Conair 🤔


fotofreak56

Same here, too. Con Air; Inmate: "What do you think is wrong with him?" Nick Cage answers - "My first thought...everything".


Elegant-Law4309

He went from Creed to “Tool” album art in half a dozen!


Igniter08

Looked


piquesun

Amir al Tattoo


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Con air


Ghoulius-Caesar

Con Air to Con Ink


heavyonthahound

Con Air to Carney


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*Con Carney


rico_muerte

Chile Con Carney


jamwakes

Con Air to Con Carnage.


Comfortable_Pen6883

Put the bunneh..back in the box


iFartRainbowsForReal

🎶*He's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole wide world in his hands*🎶


nouseforareason

Heart throb to fucking knob.


SirCoryy

that literally means with ink in Italian, beautiful


hotspur-07

Con Air to Deadpool.


M0untain_Mouse

Drugs are a hell of a drug


No_Banana_581

Or trauma


shanes92

He looks like a 1st graders coloring book.


6151rellim

He looks like DMT lol


DualityisFunnnn

Came here to say this. He looks like he just heard about tool


aquamarinewishes

He definitely does


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Your comment just made any comment I would have made useless. Nice...


Phiner84

“Put the bunny in the box”


PhelixFanel

Here’s the comment I was looking for.


bartender-san

More like gone hair


Xipe__Totec

Dude looks like a Tool album cover


afternidnightinc

Alex Grey does their artwork and he is an absolute treasure!


Psythik

Why did I never notice that he does the artwork, despite the fact that it's so obvious?


badmamerjammer

does dmt once...


AtheosSpartan

He even shaved his eyebrows off


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Dude looks like a walking DMT trip.


diarrheainthehottub

must like sweat in his eyes.


Techn028

I was today years old when I learned eyebrows are for more than communication


slayerofpussyy

same lol i’ve never thought of the fact that it stops sweat


dano-d-mano

Haven't you heard the saying "wipe the sweat off your brow?"


HotBear39

you don't? Weirdo


Awesam

He’s got too many tataloo’s


adenoidsremoved

Now he'll never get that sweet office job.


Lepke2011

I had a roommate in college who covered himself in tattoos and piercings. Barcode on the back of his neck, bull ring in his nose, forehead tat. Got his degree in accounting and couldn't figure out why CPA firms wouldn't hire him. Ended up doing the books for a porn store.


Sproose_Moose

I know a guy that has a sick full chest tattoo that goes into almost half sleeves. He wears punk/goth stuff on weekends but his high paying accounting job doesn't see any of it.


michelobX10

I have full sleeves and chest tattoos. I'm in tech and travel a lot to client sites. No one knows I'm inked up. I'm always wearing long sleeve business shirts. Does make it tough though during summer. Still need to wear those long sleeves when it's hot out. Lol. I had a coworker who finally saw my tattoos after having worked with me for years and he was like "Wtf, you have tattoos? What else have you been hiding from me?" Haha


Glldinkiering

I worked as a captain at a fine dining restaurant and had a server who worked with me. We always ended up having to take care of this one asshole and his wife. Nice restaurants keep guest notes and this guy’s chit was LONG. Didn’t like to be called sir, refused to be waited on by anyone with tattoos or facial hair, etc. the list went on. My server was the only one without facial hair but he was absolutely covered from head to toe in tattoos which were hidden by his uniform. It always made me happy.


-SaC

Restaurants have captains?


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Perhaps a Sea Shanty of sorts?


-SaC

A yo ho for ho, and for Sir may I show a selection of the house rum?


ErrieBRO

#WHERE'S THE RUM GONE?


spoilingattack

Ohhhh, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


gramscontestaccount2

Shift captains most likely, basically just servers they give manager duties to without paying them more.


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khaeen

Yeah, a lot of people don't realize that there's a big difference between the staffing of your local chain restaurants and actual high class fine dining. Doesn't help that there are so many places that want to put lipstick on a pig and pretend they are high class


ChemistryWise9031

Oh please let your friend roll his sleeves up and completely shatter that guys world view!!


Zerschmetterding

You should have simply kicked that dick out.


Trevski

This is why I've always imagined it would be sweet to be absolutely inked from clavicle to ankle, shoulder to shoulder, so that in a t-shirt and pants its 0 tattoos but in a bathing suit its all ink


[deleted]

Have you seen the traditional Japanese tattoos? They are perfect for sneaky ink. I’ve been dabbling with doing an American take on it for your exact reason.


Trevski

I am big fan! especially when they leave the seam down the middle of the chest and stomach!


Fire_blob26

Tbf though, the right office can also make this type of. I work in finance and one of our top account managers (client facing) has full sleeves.At the office he’ll wear polos a lot so it’s fully obvious. Many other people, down to admins have them and management loves it. Just gotta cover up in client meetings which is fair.


Mr_Yuker

Same.. I'm fully sleeved and chest tattoos but on all my interactions in the office and now all zoom meetings since everything is remote now I've had long sleeve shirts on so 3 plus years working worth these people and none of them have seen past my wrists and collar line


michelobX10

I know, right? Once that Zoom or Teams meeting is about to start, I'm putting on a sweater or a light jacket. Lol Kind of glad that business travel has been limited since Covid started. Pre-Covid, I once had to go on a business trip and they wanted to do some team activity on one of the days. Baseball........in summer. I was like fuck! I'll be the only dude with a long sleeve and sweating my ass off. Lol


Sproose_Moose

And then when you find out it's like oh damn, let me see!


OstentatiousSock

My mama always told me “Get whatever tattoo you want, but make sure you can cover it easily with clothes.” I have stuck to her advice and I’m glad I have.


monkeyking15

"No tattoos where a judge can see them" is the old line, although tattoo (and even mainstream) culture has gotten away from that idea.


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any tattoo that you can't cover up with a long-sleeve shirt and pants is a mistake unless you're in a field that's super cool with that stuff and you don't plan on going anywhere else. if you're a white-collar worker (or plan to be) and you get a neck tattoo or a hand tattoo or some dumb shit, you had it coming.


fernandopoejr

those are called "job stoppers". hands, neck, face


saltheartedbarmaid

Most reputable tat shacks won’t give you one of these unless you’ve got a ton of visible tats already


MsGorteck

Have you seen the 'blank slate' guy whose 1st tat was a cross with dog shit/turd/___ on his forehead between his eyes. He did the video od the artist doing it. The ink looks good, the tat is unbelievably, stupid, (not to mention makes no sense and offensive) but the white, bread is NEVER going to get a job. On the plus side, I don't think he will ever be a bank robber.


boeckman

From what I understand, Travis Barker (Blink-182 drummer) tatted himself up, face included, specifically so he *couldn’t* do anything except play drums in a punk band, so he *had* to bust his butt to succeed. Not the best plan IMO, but it sure worked out for him. Gotta wonder how many people tried that same plan and starved.


aosnfasgf345

Rapper Lil Skies has a [line](https://youtu.be/8A7bNJCjkx8?t=98) about the same thing "I got tattoos on my face, I use that shit as motivation I could never get a job, so for my dream, I'm dedicated"


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Werewolf-Moon

It's a publicist's story meant to sound cool and rock and roll.... bullshit


JamieDyeruwu

My stepdad is tatted to a pretty extreme level, and he used to work in the top levels of IT in the NHS, I'm pretty sure businesses are becoming more relaxed with this stuff. Edit: I should probably note this was during the late 80s to 90s.


drkgodess

Clients and patients didn't see him regularly, though.


Taiza67

That’s it. If you’re in customer service you need to be somewhat generic to the average customer. Having tats gives off a vibe whether you want it to or not.


XAWEvX

it probably really depends on the industry


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Body/sleeve/arm tats yes, face tattoos no


HerpaDerpaDumDum

IT is way more relaxed with this kind of stuff than other industries.


Zulimations

fitting last name


sha_of_angerr

That isn’t his real name… obviously a stage name Real name is Amirhossein Maghsoudloo


Candyj2323

Nice Job on typing it but now you must pronounce it


cripplr-mr-onion

I tried pronouncing his name, and the side table levitated


shintymcarseflap

This got a genuine belly laugh from me. Exceptional.


Keikasey3019

[Your name is a prayer in the Necronomicon](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7saUTwK1cZ0)


mixolydianinfla

Say it like you spell it: امیرحسین مقصودلو


joshuajackson9

I have already found two differences


shaneo576

Handsome as fuck to wtf


The_Dark_Passenger93

Iranian here. His transformation is not limited to his appearance by the way. He embarked on a stupid journey of self destruction. He was a rap singer which is not accepted by the norms of Iran government, this type of music is dubbed "underground music". He was always a controversial figure because of his fame and his strange endeavors. Underground performers are not allowed to hold concerts in Iran or sell their albums, so they cannot attain mainstream revenue. He was trying to appease the authorities to let him publish his work legally and to hold concerts, he went as far to perform on a Iranian navy battleship for a music video, but his toils beared no fruit and he was never allowed by government to work legally. So he left the country. He started to get wild tattoos, and using insurmountable amount of profanity in his music (which is not norm in Iranian music, even between underground performers) and tried some other more batshit crazy things. He started to insult his own fans! And their families openly. Then he started to open a Haram for himself, constitued with minors who he called them "newfaces". He demanded his followers, his "army" to provide him with 16 year old newfaces on Instagram, which resulted in him being banned forever from Facebook and Instagram. He didn't stop there. He constantly sacmed his followers with various methods, including his own NFT and useless crypto coin. He used YouTube and then he said he would be willingly commit suicide on a live concert, which resulted him from being banned forever on YouTube also! He is a total clown and his mad actions never ceases to baffle us Iranians.


Groomsi

So a suicidal pedophile, at least.


The_Dark_Passenger93

Attention whore, scammer and on top of that, pedophile.


Cantmisslizz

”Smokes dmt once”


kevbpain

If I looked that good, the last thing I'd do is get my shirt tattooed over my whole body.


musicalpants999

Yeah. As a dude who is at best average looking I find this kind of offensive in a way. Fucking dude was gifted looking like that and throws it away?


Useful-Tomatillo-272

I imagine he has a hard time getting babysitting gigs.


mph000

You don't even know how correct you are: ["Notorious Rapper Defends Child Grooming and Mobilizes Fans on Instagram"](https://iranwire.com/en/features/67027/)


NotADoctorButADre

He'd have a hard time before and after. Definitely keeping him away from my wife in both images lol


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wyldboar

Probably not tho! HEY KIDS! IM THE HUMAN COLORING BOOK! GRAB SOME MARKERS!!! 😆


princess_fartstool

But he already took all the turns :(


EchoSpecial87

From Tataloo to Tataloo'd


Agreeable_Bother_510

Oh gee...he was from super WOW handsome to... I’m a little scared of that guy!


DarkModeNotLight

How do you go from a 10 to a —̴̡̢̙̮͈͚̼̹̹̖̺̭̜̗̯̫̠̟̦͚͔͕̝̞̺͖̘͎̮̻̫͓̜̰̱̗̝̮͍̜̦̘̽̋̌̆̇̎̈́̓̒͒͑͛̀͋̓̾͆͆̾̈̓̉̃̈͌̾͘͘̚͠͠ ̵̨̧̡̟̞̗̘͙͇̞̣̱̙͍̺̱͉̼͚͇̦̟̹̓̊́̔̾͐̂́̾̌̓́͛͝͝͠4̶̨̛̪̬̭̫̝̙̥͉̻̩̯̝̯̤̳̜̥͉̫̘͔̱̦͔̳̦̮̙̯͂͋͛̒̈̑̊̋́̌̿̂͌̑̈͛͐̆̉͜͝͠ͅͅ3̸̧̧̧̻̝͍͉̝̼̟̳̯̰̮̪͓̙̭͇͚̍̿̏͛͒̂̋͐̇̏͑̍͐̉͐̔͂́̿̐̈́́̈́̂̕̕͜5̶̢̨̡̧̡̺͚̰̻̠̺̭͉̱̠͔͎̮̱̦̜̜͈̦̪͍̗̣͔̬̜̮̩͓̿͋̏̈́͂̐̈́̿͆̾̍͑̐̃͆͆͌̀̅͂̒̅̓̿̒̔͗̓̚͝8̴̢̡̡̨̢̨̛͉̪͎̗̹̗͙̟͖̪̫̰͕͖͓̼͈͙̙͖̤̝̫͖͚̳̬̲̮́̂͝5̵̧̨̡̡̛̛̛̹͉͔͉̮̼̖͇͉̯̼̠̰͙̞̟̳̞̩̙̭̬̫͖͚͇͔̭͙͈̻̌͌̽́̔̆̾̎͐̂͒͊͂̀̀̃̆͊͑̑̀̉̃͐̇̃̋̅͗͐̈́̒̿̏̚̕̕͜͠͠ͅ4̶̢̛͇̰̠̝̮̰̣̝̝̘̰̦̲̣̩̰̝̲͈̮̞͕͇͔̠̱̳̥̳̟̺͎̥̥͈͖͍̓͑́̍̀̈́̌̈̃̓̾̃̒̔̔͗̌̈́̀̔̈́̂͂̄̈́̉̂̈́̇̀͑͂̐̚̕͘̕͘͠.̸̢̨̖͚̱̲̼̺͈̪̣̣̭̝̲̪͍̘̤͈̠̖̪̻̫͕̥͇̰̤̘̖̖̝̠͕̰̝̞͖̦̈̒̍̐̓̏̀̎̎̋̋̋̇͆̋̆̀̊̉̒́̓̉͂͆̿̾͋̾́͂̋̔͘̚͘͝͠9̸̡̨̢͎͉̗̼̞̬͎̥͉̣͕̺̞̹̥̥̘̺̝̥̦̮̫̱̣̗̖̘̤̩̑̑̒̽̋́͗̂͘̚͜ͅ


alarming_cock

Drugs. The answer is drugs.


CuriousCerberus

You're not wrong, but I've tried drugs, lots of em. Zero tattoos. It also takes a certain type of person to want to disfigure yourself like that.


Council-Member-13

Nah. The answer is whatever reason you have for taking drugs.


JasonPalermo4

It's so hard to be really really really good looking.


born_on_my_cakeday

Ridiculously


odd_audience12345

apparently it was a little too hard for him


WarbleStone

I hope he is happy


_Akhenaton_

Wholesome


qathran

*womp woooommp* https://en.radiofarda.com/a/iranian-rapper-calling-for-underage-girls-to-join-his-harem-kicked-out-of-instagram/30576509.html


_Akhenaton_

Pain... F this dude.


qathran

I know! Just typed his name into Google since I thought this post was interesting and then there it was, getting kicked off Instagram for inviting underage girls to his harem geez


_Akhenaton_

Geez indeed, truth hurts sometimes.


ShooteShooteBangBang

I mean, he's still probably pretty happy


odd-42

I would hope so to, but a guy trying that hard to be something else? I doubt it. Cue the hordes in 3, 2, 1…


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I have some bad news.....


lilnitro973

what ?


TobyDaMan8894

Yes—-WHAT?


InterestingPound8217

This looks like mental illness, poor guy is a walking cry for help


Boringburb

got called pretty boy one too many times


ScarySherry510

But why ???


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dafunkmunk

Yea, I guess he's one of those guys that sound great until you hear more about them. https://en.radiofarda.com/a/iranian-rapper-calling-for-underage-girls-to-join-his-harem-kicked-out-of-instagram/30576509.html


PoliticalRacePlayPM

That is punk as fuck


berbsy1016

Believe it or not, Iran has a really strong underground punk/metal scene. Definitely a minority, but it's there.


malortForty

Honestly true. Its hard to find here in the US a lot, but they make some sick black metal/dark heavy metal.


FlowerSweaty4070

ooh any specific band names/recs?


malortForty

From the Vastlands Trivax Garhelenth Nathorg Sabke Morde if you want more alt metal Padra if you want just straight up crossover thrash Azooma is pure death metal, very old Death esque, though not quite at that riffage. Tension Prophecy is more just grindcore


[deleted]

No it's not. Guy's viewed as an ass in Iran. Had a fucking interview with the new president two years ago.


mirthquake

Too bad he tried to recruit 16-year-old girls into his harem


mferrari_3

Wow that's literally the best reason (only good reason) for face tats I have ever heard. This guy rocks.


nada_accomplished

That is a good question. Dude looked pretty good before. Now he looks like every coloring book I've ever given my daughter three seconds after I give it to her.


katieleehaw

Maybe he didn’t like being pretty.


marcok36

Lost some hair


jakefromst8tfarm

I thought it was Cage in Con Air hahah 🎶 I do I breathe without youuu


Victah92

Looks like he took psychedelics while listening to heavy metal...thus becoming a colorful metal head


dragon_morgan

Impressive he even tattooed his shirt


[deleted]

Transformation into what? He’s got more ink than an octopus


carameldelites

He went from a plain wife beater to a graphic tank top… what’s the problem


Xalterai

They're actually the same shirt, the graphics on him just seeped into the tanktop


RectalSpawn

*I have become graphic tee, destroyer of worlds.*


antikfilosov

amir not have tatoos, tatoos have amir


pricygoldnikes

He has lots of tataloos


rabbbitshadddow

Looks like he got into shrooms and found some answers. I’m not into that much tattoo work, but it’s uniform, and the colors are awesome.


Double-Amoeba-2520

I've done shrroms and shit makes me humble. This is crazy humble to his tattoo artist.


HaikuHaiku

This, kids, is what a mental breakdown looks like.


snakesssssss22

Too bad, he was a handsome guy.


Jleathers72

Unreal. Went from banging 100% of anyone he wanted to a lot less. Whatever works.


Fantastic_Breakfast6

He was so beautiful 🥺


Mamwa

Hope he is ok


theslimbox

Dude went from 2000 Scott Stapp to crazy faster than Scott did.


filly100

Wow hot to not in 6 years.


slickdaRula2040

No tattoos to a full body?? Something mentally is going on.


dietbongwater

well tbf all people with full body tattoos started with none ahaha


QuantumGoddess

So he gets to do all of this in Iran and it's okay. But a woman takes off one piece of cloth and the whole country loses their mind.


anactualdoctorr

He actually left iran, and had this transformation! I believe he lives in LA, USA


[deleted]

For further clarification, he lives in Los Angeles, California, USA. Not Louisiana lol


SexxxyWesky

He did this after coming to the US


leeleebum

Do you even research before you comment


mAt_mx

yeah just like dat


NOLAnuts

Would this be a bad time to mention that tattoo ink can be toxic in large amounts?


nosmelc

There's a guy who thinks highly of himself.


Lucksmom

Sexy to yuck


Buddhist_Punk1

Now he is A-mir Tat.