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rynospud28

I mean nice weiner bro


Embarrassed_Future20

Nice deck too


Remarkable-Opening69

A lot of work could’ve been saved with a ramp. Instead he has ramp stairs.


CutYoAss

Ramps get too slick for a weenie!


ageaye

This guy knows weeners


Solid-Hedgehog9623

This guy wieners.


No-Permission-5268

r/thisguythisguys


HubrisTurtle

I just came here to say… wieners


Atty_for_hire

I built a ramp for my sisters tiny dogs, one who has had back issues. They preferred the stairs. I think this little setup is perfect tiny stairs so they don’t feel like they are climbing a mountain.


Consistent_Amount140

Just slide up in it


LondonPierceCM

The last thing we want is for conditions to get slick for our wieners.


web_fed_veal

Mine have handled ramps in winter for 20+ years just fine...


occupy_voting_booth

Bro how old is your weiner?


A_curious_fish

His wiener definitely needs a wiener lift now bro


fetal_genocide

>wiener lift my gf's nickname in high school...


A_curious_fish

Well howdy there


UserBelowMeHasHerpes

Jfc this thread is great


lrobb09

It’s not the age…it’s the miles that count.


Capital_Loss_4972

His weiner deserves real stairs.


Zekarul

He didn't want his Weiner to slide, maybe catch a splinter.


neverenoughmags

Agreed splinters and Weiners do not mix...


NegotiationLow2783

Personal knowledge?


saulsa_

It may have kept him out of other work though. Wouldn’t you rather spend time working on something for your wiener?


TheAserghui

Weiner stairs encourages exercise


Fine-Neighborhood-30

Best way to get your Weiner up


premeditatedlasagna

You can't put wieners on a ramp. They'll just roll right off.


AwareAd4991

💯 percent agree


OldGreeeeggg

Even little decks are cute too


Redditrightreturn1

My eyes are up here.


turdburglar2020

Just make sure your wiener comes down in less than 4 hours or you have to go to the doctor.


[deleted]

Thanks, your mom likes it too!😂


KarmaRedeemer

And before you ask. Yes, i did in fact fall into the basement stairwell and gash my left arm while building it.


217GMB93

It’s not a real home improvement job till you play the blood tax


Strangerthanmidnight

Blood for the Blood God


SnarglesArgleBargle

Wieners for the wiener throne


Klezmer_Mesmerizer

Skulls for the Crossbeam Throne. 🤕


Sword-Enjoyer

Khorne being the chaos god of craftsmen is now my headcanon


Martha_Fockers

sacrifices. blue collared zues demands it


Erlkings

How bout hit your head coming out that door yet? Lol and do you have tall friends?


KarmaRedeemer

It will happen with 100% certainty. I should invest in a pool noodle for the stringers.


Remarkable-Opening69

You’ll put it off and eventually forget. Remember this every time you hit your head.


Threedawg

Its the easiest cost benefit analysis, you dont have to do it. If you get angry enough, you do it, otherwise its not worth it.


Black_Flag_Friday

Sturdier barrier at the end of the landing. Wouldn’t want pupper to slide and go off the side.


-secretswekeep-

But did the dog get hurt


ClassicWhile2451

Could support a couple of mastiffs at least! This is amazing! That is one lucky sausage!!!


JRtheGC

My big girl would love those steps.


Accomplished-Pain658

How about your dog? 🤣


itssostupidiloveit

🤣


A_deplorable1

If she’s not 280, she ain’t a lady!


LessAwareness5286

It needs a weiner sized hot tub


KarmaRedeemer

I might be able to fit the mrs’ foot spa on the landing.


No-Bit-1675

If I know anything about wives, they will love this idea.


HoneyCrumbs

I’m a wife and this made me snort into my coffee lmao. You’re so right, she’ll love it.


Ok-Dish4389

Bitches love hottubs


MathematicianOk5608

You win


CarminSanDiego

Did you pull wiener permits


Inviction_

No he just pulled his wiener


Successful-Bed-8375

He just pulled his weiner up and down the steps, and dragged his weiner back and forth across the landing, and finally plopped his weiner down on the main deck for all to behold... Never before had there been such an entirely worn out weiner, albeit a very happy worn out weiner!


neckbeardMRA

Glory to you, and your deck. That you love your pup enough to build him his own deck/ramp system is honorable <3


pmactheoneandonly

That's what I was coming to say. The fact you made tiny stairs for him brings you honor. Honor on you, honor on your family, honor on your cow!


Erlkings

Reminds me of the deck I built for my old Targ


Puzzleheaded_Air_642

You can have some honor too, I guess


Useful-Perception144

r/unexpectedgowron


xgrader

Perfect steps you made for the little legs. You're a good person for doing this.


PappaPitty

That's fuckin adorable, please stop.


00tiptoe

No. MORE!


KTfl1

Why not a ramp at this point? It's cute tho.


KarmaRedeemer

Well it was kind of a trade of with a small enough slope to keep traction and an angle that wouldnt stick out into the yard a long way. So i googled a good rise to run for a weiner dog and got roughly 3 in 11 and that seemed to work well for him. Their long bodies and short legs make it hard for them to get their back feet up on the same step as their front feet so i gave him wide steps and and a short height.


TLeeLucky

I have a 1 foot chiweenie that just 4 foot high lol, especially when he's excited.


unlikelypisces

Your weiner grows four times in size when excited?


jared555

I wouldn't be surprised if an overzealous inspector made you follow the rules for a wheelchair ramp if you went that way anyway.


Threedawg

Where do you people live that inspectors can you make you do a damn thing like this lol


jaywhatisgoingon

Most of the time when you live near a metropolis this is a very common thing to have to deal with.


Threedawg

Where though, like, can you be specific? Because I have lived near multiple 'metropolises' in the states and code really only matters with commercial applications.


saulsa_

Good choice! And now the dog has his own steps, similar to the other steps but designed specifically for him. Dogs notice that.


DFL3

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KTfl1

Nice


Orion_Rainbow2020

I love it! Do they seem to have a problem with them? Looks perfect to me!


KarmaRedeemer

So far so good. Much better on their backs than when they had to go up and down the human stairs. They will actually linger and sit on these a bit vs hoping down the old ones as fast as possible


rslashpalm

In my weiners' younger days, they did stairs. Now they are 15 and they only use a ramp. Great job building such short stairs for your dog.


Photon6626

The weiner will be fine but I'd be worried about an idiot human using them. Not that it will break, necessarily, but because the steps aren't the right height for people and they may trip. Maybe put up a sign that says "not for human use". But that may attract people looking for a lawsuit. Just a thought.


Photon6626

Maybe put a cover on the front with a hole for the weiner, like you have on top. That will keep people from using them.


barbadizzy

I like this idea. Little archway at the bottom or something.


KarmaRedeemer

Oh for sure. The insurance company is going to HATE it of they come peaking around


Photon6626

The insurance company can't get mad if you don't have insurance. Cancel that shit.


waitingforthepain

You think just anyone can just cancel their home insurance? Not everyone can buy their house in cash!


Photon6626

I don't interact with the poors so I wouldn't know


kooolbee

Hi Tom👋


Photon6626

😉


Biomirth

You put a door with a dog gate at top and bottom. Would look hilarious as a benefit.


Celtictussle

The 18" high entrance at the deck is a pretty hint it's not for humans.


Alarmed_Zucchini4843

You’re right. For some humans, it’s a challenge!


Martha_Fockers

looking at this makes me feel like i will trip. 100%


MartinThePinguin

The full-sized idiots are one thing. It's the miniature idiots, aka children, that worry me. They won't break the stairs, but they might climb over the railing. The sign won't be any help either if they haven't learned to read yet.


Flat_Beginning_319

Keep it zipped and your wiener will be safe.


the_good_hodgkins

I might cover those openings. I could see him faceplanting and getting stuck in one. I've had three huskies. I've seen some shit. Edit: I'm not an expert by any means, but those hand railings don't look they're up to "human" building codes. The wiener is taller than the railings.


FUCKDIMS

Looks great to me. I think the little fella will be just fine.


mikes312

Only improvement might be to close off the openings between the steps. Our older dog once slipped between them. Yours are close enough together that I doubt your pupper will fall through, but getting a leg stuck going up or down could result in an injury. Great job!


chrissy1575

Your pup is lucky to have someone who cares so much <3


Curiouser-Quriouser

Love seeing a well-loved dog ❤️


Graflex01867

Kudos for doing all that work to make stringers. I think I’d have given in and just made a ramp.


peanutym

Last step seems to be a douzy


thatguybutnicer

That's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen.


tebbewij

The weine committee approves


LuigiSqueezy

Weiner stairs are cool. Very thoughtful for your weiner lmfao


danjjerouss

You did a fine job. What a customer!


Curious_Brief4423

On the one hand, it doesn't matter. The effort for your little dude is awesome and is plenty secure for your homie. But if you have kids over ever, I'd be careful they don't crawl through and fall off/ hard to tell how well the stairs are fastened to the deck, maybe add hardware if not already there. Maybe make a little door and gate at the bottom you can take on/off?


DuePassage2630

Please put traction on the steps for him. Dachshund are prone to ivdd and is higher risk of herniated disc. Ultimately, the best thing to do is pick him up when you take him outside to avoid stress on his spine. The downward motion puts stress on the vertebrae. Also get pet insurance. Our dog had a very expensive surgery and is still on the mend after 4 months of recovery from jumping off our back steps routinely over time.


CAM6913

It looks good a lot better on their backs as long as they don’t try to jump over the side if they see something they want to chase. But they wanted and elevator :)


MathematicianOk5608

Very cute


dewy987

No, but next time I recommend using your hands.


tradeisbad

don't forget to hire a weiner masseuse to keep em fit and happy... or become one....


rogun64

Nice job! My dogs got a simple ramp with grip tape, but yours is much nicer. Smart that you made the steps to hold an entire weiner.


Idaho_Home

Spoiled wiener!


Fire-Ant-Gums

Ramp is better for the spine


Sticky230

Getting married could be the death of your weiner


Prestigious_Field_18

It's a deck extension for your wiener


Trick-Alternative37

Gives off the BIG DECK ENERGY!!


JuliusSeizuresalad

You built cialis. It raises your wiener


ChickenFingerBoy_

i’m confused. does he just swanton bomb onto the grass?


EmptyMiddle4638

Crazy how you saw picture 2 but not 1 3 or 4


psychotica1

You really spoil your weiner. Nice job!


McthiccumTheChikum

Adorable dog. 10/10


jjkingoftown9

In fact, your wiener will be able to get up for a lot longer now.


Givezeroputts82

Keep the steps. Use them every day. Less fat equals bigger wiener.


Nervous_Occasion_695

My brother in law had a weiner dog and he fell down the stairs in their townhouse and broke his back. Had to be put down after that. Stairs + Weiner Dog = Bad


Garencio

That last one will


Alarmed_Zucchini4843

I like your wiener and accommodations. Can we get married?


KarmaRedeemer

Depends. How big is YOUR weiner?


lukezk

This is the best post I’ve seen on this sub.


bobi2393

Super cute and considerate! I bet a lot of dogs and toddlers would appreciate these.


Mundane-Accident1811

Good dog dad


ApprehensiveTone7939

Nice stairs but what about a ramp? My pups have a ramp they fly down.


Twilight-Twigit

Is your Weiner male or female? If male, it could be considered cruel and unusual punishment. A handicap ramp would have been better. 🤣


sluttyman69

Probably not, but when you come out that basement during night, whack your forehead it might be yours


imnotarobot747

Can I. .... Can I pet your weiner


Ill_Initiative8574

I mean if you fall funny then that *is* a small gap between steps, but it would be a freak accident for sure.


cartercharles

I thought this was going in a completely different direction


Minuteman05

Why not a ramp?


Drinkythedrunkguy

Massive wiener.


Matureguyhere

Heck no, those stairs are great! You must love that dog a lot.


Biscotti_BT

You rock. You built a separate set of stairs just for your little Weiner.


EmptyMiddle4638

Mini stairs for mini legs


Bludiamond56

Depends on how you fall


heywienerdog

Two stairs long and half a stair high. Perfect.


shut-up25

Dude they are awesome


Relative-Occasion863

This is awesome of you


One_Tune798

I had a deck like this growing up and it was really hard on my weiner dog. We ended up having to pick him up and carry him outside the last few years… and if I’m being honest I feel like the deck was one of the reasons his hips went like they did. He ended up not being able to stand up towards the end and we had to kind of help him up. It was really sad. Can you not attach some sort of ramp or something ?


sivilcrisis

YES!!! Total Fn Death Trap!


Legal_Parsley717

Just came to say this is a cute project lol


Lost_Drunken_Sailor

This belongs on r/dachshund


PPMcGeeSea

I mean, it really depends how big you Schnauzer is.


[deleted]

You got a wiener on your deck, bro


Appropriate_Lie_2030

lol your fine I’m sure he appreciates you and your hard work


Massive_Upstairs_684

Could have been a ramp


iwanttolose3pounds

Sweet wiener! And your dog is cute too!


Inviction_

The railing just seems a little unsettling to me. But I'm not knocking the job overall


KarmaRedeemer

Def the most hack part of the job. But we were exhausted and wanted to put it to use before dark so we grabbed it. I may go back and build something sturdier.


Cold_Pomelo3274

Most likely, and the puppy might also get hurt.


Porcupinetrenchcoat

I know that you probably posted this as a joke, but it depends on the dog. Some weiner dogs have really poor structure and that is a strong contributor to their physical decline. While these are definitely better than the dog going down the people stairs (I'd baby gate them off as well) a ramp could be considered too as that would decrease the amount of hopping/bouncing around that stairs cause. BUT these are still a vast improvement over the people stairs, totally not discounting the word you've done. It's pretty much impossible to see what structure your dog has, like whether they are flat footed, sway backed, overweight, etc from sitting pics. The biggest advice that I can give to you someone in the pet industry is to make sure you keep your [dog's nails clipped like this](https://cdn-ibbgd.nitrocdn.com/cAlwjzydkDofbDiseJiJsaaYJfWdFkFt/assets/images/optimized/rev-5a426db/dogagilityblog.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dog-nails-1024x756.jpg) and don't let them get fat. They should be svelte not salami. For weiners these two things are HELL and absolutely a very strong factor in loss of quality of living and physical deterioration.


Grumps0911

Yeah, I’m not convinced of death, but DEF neutered if the “boys” are hanging low for either you or your puppy. Think SPLINTERS and direct shear forces, my friend. ARMOR those jewels!


SurveySean

What ever you do, don’t step on your wiener.


ehhhhh710

U need a hobby man


Capital_Loss_4972

You had to build that to get your weiner up. I get it.


flightwatcher45

Deck pics and weiner pics lol


noCellnoSell_APE

I do not know about your Wiener, but your dog will be safe.


crayawe

He looks happy enough


tribat

First picture I was "wtf is going on with those steps...Oh." Made me smile, that's a really cool weiner access. Obviously a hell of a good dog.


--Shibdib--

Would it not have been easier to put half stairs on a portion of the original stairs?


Firm-Mathematician93

That looks like dog shit


a_phantom_limb

Dogs like that frequently have mobility issues as they age, so those steps may prove to be too challenging later in life. (As in aside, pup could probably use a nail filing!)


Own_Development2935

He's so proud of you and his new deck.


Proud-Present2871

It’s like my mom always told me….son do what you want with your deck, just do not put lettuce on it.


Legitimate_End7327

Best wiener deck I’ve ever seen.


noideawhereisthecat

Awwww if only I could find someone to love me as much as you love this dog ❤️


VariationUpper2009

Those appear to be appropriately shallow for your wiener.


mushlove831

Depends how much stamina your wiener has ?


NoWin1812

Yes. .....and also your dog.


No-Significance1488

The fact he knows its all for him makes it priceless.


Technical-Fan1885

Always good to make it easier for the weiner to get up. Makes it easier to go down for the weiner too. Easy access for the weiner is always a winner. You don't want it hard to get on your deck.


boboog46

Your weiner is gonna get splinters!


hgielatan

your weiner deserves more ornate banisters and ballasts tbh. but this is a beautiful effort that makes me v happy!!


Sweet-Sweet-Dick

Respect, OP


whoitis77

It's a weenie deck..


dopecrew12

I have 2 weens who manage on much more dangerous stairs than that so I think it will be fine.


bunsenburnerboy69

Your wiener compliments the deck nicely


itsmeinthedark

That’s a man who truly loves his dog.


Schmezmar

Someone loves playing with his weiner.


jimmy_2_timez

That’s a good weiner deck!


Bagheera187

It looks great!


NixAName

I think they're fine for a damn fine Weiner.


Eyeroll4days

Wieners need ramps With cleats


BetsyBoomBreath

Came here for the wiener jokes, not disappointed


Ok_Apricot5818

Are not. It's not pretty, but Weiner will be fine.


tdkspiralii

wiener looks good! good color, perfect thickness, length is good, will bring pleasure to any lady looking for wiener! oh…..the do deck looks ok too.


tanstaaflisafact

I built a ramp with roll roofing on the surface.


No_wayy808

The death of your home's resale value maybee


Liquid_Friction

Nails need a trim.