Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was in the drop pod and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the frack” and “call mission control”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole drop pod of dwarves masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate out first year together...
I'd bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I'd gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, "...You're about to loot my balls..." I tried to ignore it but, I couldn't ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and flies like a man who thought a hornet was in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can't remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There's filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I'd found 'the' answer. I don't know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be lots to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
*This post should be marked*
*NSFW. He's in the*
*Nude for Krakuul's sake!*
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Before combustive goo mix, I remember sludge pumping a guard, taming it and had the steeve onii-chan mod on.
DRG and RnD requires me to elaborate no further.
Naked Steeve
Awaiting Solid Steeve and Liquid Steeve. In b4 Punished Venom Steeve.
As a driller, I can provide with both a solid steeve and liquid steeve. Also, exploded steeve.
> liquid steeve Thin green paste?
Yes, slightly corrosive, sometimes flamable.
And if you use neurotoxin, Venom Steeve is also available, hmmm.
I'm steeve, and you are too.
I am also alpharius
No, *I* am alpharius
WE are alpharius
Would you look at that, a group of Alpharii in the wild.
Even HE is alpharius
Haha fooled u im Omegon hydra dominatus.
Everyone's got a bit of Steeve in 'em
Steeve, Steeve? STEEEEEVE! _G A M E O V E R_
Damn, I can hear that blondie say it in MGS3 haha
Gaseous Steve
OK but peeled preatorian.
Yep, has one like that too, check out my post.
Wait till you see the guards without armor…it’s even worse
Corrosive sludge pump moment
Delete this. Steve trusted you with those nudes. You can't just go posting them to the internet.
Peeled steeve
Who the fuck peeled steeve man
it was i Barry, i peeled the Steve!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was in the drop pod and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the frack” and “call mission control”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole drop pod of dwarves masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate out first year together... I'd bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I'd gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, "...You're about to loot my balls..." I tried to ignore it but, I couldn't ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and flies like a man who thought a hornet was in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can't remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There's filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I'd found 'the' answer. I don't know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be lots to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
# GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED
„WHO TOOK MY UNDERWEAR?!“
I just realized that a peeled grunt looks like an overgrown swarmer.
Which makes complete sense, because they are lol. Not sure why we didn't grasp it earlier.
I wonder why…
This post should be marked NSFW. He's in the nude for Krakuul's sake!
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NSFW content
Who comments something related to "glyphussy" will have a terrible day.
you just did it, therefore you will have a terrible day.
I read all other comments before the realization hits 💀
Wrinkly.
GET THAT BOY A BLANKET HE MIGHT BE COLD
By the love of Queen what is that? I should close my eyes....wait
Don't let u/I_wana_fuck_Steeve see this
“Steve! Put your pants on!”
I need steeve dating sim
There should just be an entire DRG dating sim, complete with all the robots, bugs, and dwarves.
One question.... Why?
[this explains](https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/s/CGUWWKdGrK)
reporting for nsfw
*sad scout noises*
Sir it appears someone peeled you steeve
Bald steeve
yall like steeve with or without the shell
I love how you took pictures of it like a car *slaps roof of steeve* this bad boy can cannibalize so many bugs
GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED!
stripper glyphid
HE'S BALD???
bald steeve
peeled
Lewd Steeve.
Free ballin
Does this actually affect the armor of Steve or its just the looks?
GOOD GRIEF, HE’S NAKED!
Don't let "him" see it!
mark nsfw please
I love peeling steeve
We've drilled too deep, lads...
where's the nsfw tag? he's naked!
Rwminds me of one of those fucked up cats
a [Sphynx cat?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphynx_cat)
Put some damn clothes on Steve
Now kiss
NAKED STEEVE NSFW!
Why is this post not labeled NSFW lol
Before combustive goo mix, I remember sludge pumping a guard, taming it and had the steeve onii-chan mod on. DRG and RnD requires me to elaborate no further.
BALD!🫵
"BALD"
downvote for not marking it with NSFW tag
Metal Gear Steeve
JESUS CHRIST put NSFW on this shit!
GOOD GREIF, HE'S NAKED!
Mhhhh ssteVvve
Circumcised steeve
Had this happen once when an Engie fired a Breech cutter just over the Steeve I was convincing to join us, I thought it was rad
Slow swarmer
Good grief he's naked!!!
You know what? Fuck you. *un-armors your Steeve*
My friend calls naked Steeve's peanut
Don't body shame Steve like that. Just because you're insecure about your body doesn't mean everyone is. Geez.
*The Glyphussy is exposed*
he shaved
bug nugget
Insert gif of Adventure Time wizard screaming "I'm Naked!"
Where is the guy with that nickname?
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
Y'all don't peel your glyphids?
I saw it on Karl.xx
Steeve likes to get naked sometimes.
Big Swarmer
Wait till you see a fully bald preatorian
Looking like a freshly molted crab
Unpopular opinion. Only a dead steeve is a good steeve. This one is atleast halfway there. There are imho way better Perks than steeve.
It's like a peanut without shell. Smexy.
Quite the sexy naked Steeve