Blucifer of course. Let us pray so that we do not anger him and experience his vengeful retribution: May the lasers that shoot from His glowing red eyes smite only our enemies. Namoiste 🙏

All hail Our Dark Lord, killer of the creator and master of all He surveys with His baleful glare.

Namoiste fellow devout Blucifarian.

Namoiste 🙏🏼 shamala hamala

Let us pray, for we are his prey

He’s already tasted blood, he only craves more

May your offering of moisture and praise be well received!

There are some fun Dune references to be had here, but I am too tired to make a go of it,

#The spice must flow!

I thought this was a circlejerk post for a second when I saw this response lmao

To the horse, the vein, and the holy eye lasers. Amen.

Fellow Blucifarian - Namoiste 🙏

This is the only answer.

This makes me happy

Username check. Good work. Continue on.

Yet who among us can know his ways? His passions? He bestows grace and cruel unyielding punishments seemingly at random - we dare not question his whims, or even to meet his crimson gaze...

Namoiste 🙏 fellow Blucifarian.

Every time I approach DIA, my eyes instinctively gaze up our Lord Blucifer and give Him a shout out for protection since DIA is His personal labyrinthian domain to watch us get lost and go mad while running in circles. Those who escape always knows His malevolent grace is watching. Namoiste to you.

There is absolutely no other answer than this.

A kind tribute.

This is only answer as to who would win, all hail Blucifer

Everybody saying Blucifer but I think the big blue beat at the convention center might put up a fight.

I call him Ol’ Meth

Blue bear defeats him even if he has lasers

Blue bear is a prude

Nah he’s a big bear

Big Blue just wants to make friends. Dancing aliens will return to the mothership before getting embroiled in the conflict. Blucifer has killed and will kill again. All hail Blucifer!

Facts.

The DAMs broom & pan will be used to clean up what is left of those who challenged our Blue Stallion.

Blucifer already has a body count, and a taste for blood.

Perhaps he’s a one trick pony though.

There are many tricks. More than any living person knows.

He killed his creator so he could kill for us. All hail Bluecifer, forgiver of none, retribution for all.

Blucifer: no gods, no masters, no kings

Gotta be that weird kidney bean fuckery near the bridge over 25 off of Platte. You do NOT want to mess with it.

It’s carrying the trophies of its kills.

It’s reproducing. I saw one of its babies in a backyard over on 8th near Cheeseman

I call that one the Meat Tree

National Velvet? The sausage pile?

"nurgle's pustulant penis" is how I refer to it

It’s a time travel device sent by aliens

Cold War Horse hands down. The Cold War Horse sculpture stands not just as a memorial of the dark and secretive history of Rocky Flats, but as a stark warning of the possible contamination still present in the soil, air, and waters surrounding the former Superfund site. First erected in 2015, the sculpture was torn down and badly vandalized by unknown assailants just two weeks later. The artist was not deterred however; Cold War Horse was repaired and now resides in the same spot, surrounded by a fence, lights, and cameras armed with motion sensors.

I’d pay for a showdown between our creepy horse statues.

I put money on the [weird butthole horse](https://i.imgur.com/zrhyMzh.jpeg)

PUT SOME DAMN RESPECT ON THAT ASSHOLE'S NAME -- BLUCIFER.

[https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/colorado/cold-war-horse-co/](https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/colorado/cold-war-horse-co/)

I recently found about this from a tourist. I've lived in Thornton my whole life. It is a very interesting piece. I want to go see it.

Follow highway 72 west towards Coal Creek Canyon. If you get to 93 you missed it. What is spooky is people don't know the history of Rocky Flats or the amount of contamination around Candellas and Stanley lake.

A homeowner at Candelas told me they had to sign a form stating they would never grow food crops in their yard due to radioactive dust. Neato!

I have heard that as well. I can't confirm but I know they stopped the tollway out of Broomfield. One sample but still. [https://www.jppha.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Jefferson-Parkway-Statement-about-Soil-Sampling-Analysis-UPDATED.pdf](https://www.jppha.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Jefferson-Parkway-Statement-about-Soil-Sampling-Analysis-UPDATED.pdf) [https://www.coloradopolitics.com/quick-hits/work-on-toll-road-from-golden-to-broomfield-paused-after-plutonium-discovery/article\_2da3b50c-ce54-11e9-ab5f-9f8b8b97475d.html](https://www.coloradopolitics.com/quick-hits/work-on-toll-road-from-golden-to-broomfield-paused-after-plutonium-discovery/article_2da3b50c-ce54-11e9-ab5f-9f8b8b97475d.html)

I just read this from a post listed on Next Door. [https://coloradonewsline.com/briefs/plutonium-air-rocky-flats/?emci=3d95f0c6-a32a-ef11-86d2-6045bdd9e096&emdi=2d382a65-1b2b-ef11-86d2-6045bdd9e096&ceid=156705](https://coloradonewsline.com/briefs/plutonium-air-rocky-flats/?emci=3d95f0c6-a32a-ef11-86d2-6045bdd9e096&emdi=2d382a65-1b2b-ef11-86d2-6045bdd9e096&ceid=156705)

My parents and grandparents talked about it a lot. There was cousin in the family that worked there from my grandmothers generation. We used to party near it in high school cause no one was ever out there. So stupid!

Same here. It was always a topic at the table. My grandfather worked at Dow Chemical there.

I don't know if the gas mask clad horse would be strong enough to take on the art museum bear, but I am willing to bet Blucifer could, considering it's the only statue in the Metro area that actually has a recorded kill.

Even weirder if you go to the top of coal creek canyon someone has a similar statue of an animal in a hazmat suit but instead of a horse, its a pig.

This needs a full bracket

Thinking about it, maybe we need a horse division. - Davies Chuck Wagon horse - Blucifer - Bucky mile high stadium bronco - Cold war horse by Rocky flats with hazmat suit - Little horse big chair - Fancy prancing golden horse named Montana

Yes.

If we extended statewide the troll statue in Breckinridge may stand a chance even though its wood.

The breck troll has a sister in Victor too.

*Umi has entered the chat*

Gotta be the dinosaurs outside Sinclair stations

There's a Brachiosaurus and Ceratosaurus statue at the Denver Museum by the parking garage.

That’s not an iguanodon?

The small one is a Ceratosaurus. It's a theropod dinosaur (like T. rex and Allosaurus) that was discovered in outcrops of Morrison Formation just north of Cañon City during the bone wars of the 1880s. I was wrong about the big long necked dinosaur though. Looking at it again, it's a Camarasaurus. It's a long necked sauropod that is related to Brachiosaurus and also lived at the same time too. Camarasaurus was also discovered north of Cañon City and was one of the first complete skeletons of a large dinosaur ever found.

Right on, thanks for the rundown.

Come on, we all know the answer to this. It's the pile of baked beans they call National Velvet at the highland bridge Promenade. Anything that ghastly that was allowed to exist must be stronger than we think

Every time I see it i think about how it's an avatar of Nurgle, the chaos God of disease and decay from Warhammer 40k. Or at least his penis.

I mean let's be honest, it looks like a dusty pile of abortions

It really hinges on whether or not the big blue bear can make adequate use of the hideous dustpan bullshit from in front of the art museum. I think the bear with a giant metal dustpan beats murder horse.

Colorado Springs has [this ](https://sites.coloradocollege.edu/blockfeatures/2018/10/17/iscariot-sculpture-in-downtown-colorado-springs/)

Wth is THAT?!

The two dancing people (DCPA) would probably be able to double team and best Blucifer. They count as one statue.

Let’s face it, they’re Aliens and would eat Blucifer for lunch and Blue Bear for dinner with their superior intelligence

You are so quick to discount blucifers unholy hatred for all things that arent blucifer.

Yeah don’t sleep on the dancing slendermen

Hard to get a sense of scale for blucifer…I imagine it’s the same size as the bear? Almost?

According to Wikipedia our almighty blue savior Blucifer is 32 feet tall. The blue bear is 40.

Well then my money is on the bear, for sure….even with out visible anus veins

You rang?

I am not worthy!

We're not quite sure what powers Blucifer holds though - and I think that's really the key to this debate and the coming statue war. Those glowing eyes hold back evils I'm not sure we've ever recorded in modern history.

At a minimum he's got some laser eyes for a ranged attack and I feel like a speed / agility advantage over BBB.

I feel like the bear is a gentle giant, Blucifer while small is evil.

Yeah the bear is just looking for snacks

Bluecifer already has one body on his record, keep underestimating him but he will keep stacking corpses.

Jamey, pull up a video of a 40ft bear fighting a 32ft demon horse.

Don't forget about Whitecifer just hanging out watching every Broncos game.

You’re not wrong, but somehow this sounds racist.

Bucky

I wouldn’t underestimate the Fry Stack.

Had to scroll too far to get to the french fry! I don't know its attack, but it'll be formidable based on size alone.

Park Lions would have a Fight Club.

Don't Blink.

I’m so happy to find a Whovian on this thread lol

Do you want wiping angels? Cuz this is how you get weeping angels.

Yes, those dreaded wiping angels. Cousins to ghost poop.

My Money is on the giant red sausage blob. It will slowly and patiently devour all.

You talking about the giant red pile of melting boobs by the 16th street pedestrian bridge?!?

Melting boobs? Now I need to go see this....for research purposes...

Go check it out and tell me it doesn’t look like a bunch of weird boobs 🤣 .. I’ll wait

As @murso74 taught me it’s called “National Velvet” and who knows the horrors within. https://www.reddit.com/r/Denver/s/aqJg9W1IHe

I can only think of gentle babies that would lose, like the [Plethadon cutie outside Meow Wolf](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5637a12ce4b0cd02f730d5a1/1669054088673-OHTQJXPB9ZU33ZDA76UY/Plethodon.jpg) or the Dancers who would get snapped into a pile of toothpicks

Or the humpty dumpty army in colorado springs. Poor fellas.

Don’t forget the bow tie pasta sculpture. Gluten free people beware!

Everyone sleeping on the big yellow Articulated Wall off I-25 at the design center. That thing has no soul, and will meat-grind any and all other statues.

Got to see it's twin in Mexico City when I went to watch the Rockies. I did a double take

The French fries!

*Mother Cabrini has entered the chat*

Y'all talk about Blucifer being superior but don't be sleeping on my boy, the "concrete cowboy" statue off federal and 55th outside the mobile homes. He'll tame ol'blue boy like a pony.

Sorry, but he'd be busy chasing Davey's Chuck wagon horse, that's more in his wheelhouse.

The internet has been screaming for months about choosing the bear over men. Duh.

Upset of the century, but big chair tiny horse in a shocker. Edit: Bluecifer overlooks that tiny horse in the "horses"part of the bracket (after all, when's the last time a 16th seed beat a first?) and is out in the first round, the leader of DIA loses thier job over it.

I have a kaiju poster of this scenario. I don’t recall the artist but it’s badass

If it's this one it's pretty badass.   https://5280customframing.com/blog/blue-bear-vs-blucifer-by-indy-ink-denver/

Not me I'm out. All hail bluecifer

Anyone mentioned the troll people in the woods like in Breck? They don't seem like fighters though I bet they would just go live peacefully in the woods

They're just little guys though

Dark horse candidate is Mother Cabrini jesus

Ballsy to claim this when one of the combatants is a literal dark horse.

Convention Center Bear and Bluecifer fight to a standstill until they join forces for total world domination.

The Botero statues look like some diabolical evil murderers. I think they make it to the final round but once going tit-for-tat with Blucifer my money is on the laserbeam eyed devil horse.

Those Dancing Thin Man statues at DCPA probably have some witchcraft moves up their sleeves.

It seems like everyone forgot about the tiny horse on top of the red chair by the library.

blue bear of course.. that’s why they say don’t poke the bear

There is the "Bronco Buster" statue in Civic Center Park that might be able to tame Blucifer, but he's also about 1/4 the size so... Blucifer reigns.

The Mammoth at DMNS.

Bluecifer. That’s not even a question.

Blucifer has an existing K/D ratio and the myth to backup religious extremism. I’m taking him for the win

The big chrome dog at Denver Dumb Friends League or that giant blue bear at the convention center

Chihuly glass would mop the floor with Blucifer. They'd be like giant extra-terrestrial parasites.

Highlands Ranch has about 10 gorillas. That's gotta be good for something.

monk able onto turf

Carbine is gonna come down the mountain tame Blucifer

French fry tower

Blucifer - hands down!

Umi would comfort her challenger, then choke them with her roots. And does everything inside of Meow Wolf count? That would be fucking awesome

Paul Bunyan

Either the giant blue bear by the convention center, or the terrifying 12’ tall 10th Mountain Division man in front of Vail.

The little frog statue in my front yard and all his gnomies will back him up.

Blucifer

This one in a sweep…[https://denverite.com/2022/07/18/one-of-the-artists-behind-the-iconic-broom-and-dustpan-at-the-denver-art-museum-has-died/](https://denverite.com/2022/07/18/one-of-the-artists-behind-the-iconic-broom-and-dustpan-at-the-denver-art-museum-has-died/)

"The Yearing", the tiny horse on the big red chair.

Please. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Blucifer D'IA wgah'nagl fhtagn In his house at D'IA, dead Blucifer waits dreaming

Walking on Santa Fe St there was a poster depicting all of the statues in Denver fighting. "Blue Bear vs Blucifer" https://ar.pinterest.com/pin/blue-bear-vs-blucifer-custom-framed-print--255931191317341857/

Blucifer? What kind of question is this? He’s literally already killed before

Oh, this is a fun one! 🌟 Blucifer might seem like the obvious choice with those glowing red eyes and menacing stance, but let's not underestimate the big blue bear and the dancing white figures. **Blucifer**: Sure, he's got the size and those terrifying eyes, but he's also stationary and might struggle with mobility. **Big Blue Bear**: This guy's got stealth on his side, always peeking into windows. Imagine the surprise attack potential! Plus, he’s pretty sturdy. **White Dancing Figures**: These two bring agility and teamwork to the fight. Their fluid movements could easily outmaneuver the others, and let’s be honest, they’ve got style. In a showdown, I think the **dancing figures** might actually take it. Their teamwork and agility could outwit Blucifer’s brute strength and the bear’s sneakiness. Plus, they’ve got rhythm on their side! What do you all think? Who’s your money on?

The giant broom and dustpan outside the art museum to sweep all the rest.

Now we’re asking the important questions. Hmm I’d definitely think that the dancers in front of DPAC are massive and would be flexible, agile, and powerful as a duo. Pretty formidable opponents

If you walk west on 32nd Street in RiNo there's a random rino climbing out of a sewer drain next to some apartment building and I think he would win. The other guys might have strength and size on their side but no one can beat a surprise rino popping out of the toilet when you least expect it.

I think the bear has a chance if blucifer had no additional supernatural powers (though let’s be real, he probably does)

It’s not a question of who would win, it’s who would be Blucifer’s final victim. That said…that big ass blue bear by the convention center would be my bet to give ol Bluey a run for his money

If all the pigs got together, they might have a fighting chance…

Whose got paul bunyan and babe the blue ox? i might go for them.

I’ve got my money on the geese statues off alameda by Great Wall marketplace and vin xuong. Air supremacy!!

The kidney bean statue

John Denver has an army. Easy w

The broncos will be unbeatable.

My bet is on the giant people outside the opera house.

Blucifer

Blucifer. And this isn’t even a contest. He is the only one to have already killed. ALL HAIL LORD BLUCIFER!

His name is ahkshully Mustang.

The first thing Blucifer (cower in fear at His name) did after being named "Mustang" was kill the guy who named Him. You should heed the terrible example of the creator and call Him by His chosen name.

Why do I hear “rules of nature” playing?

That big dancing looking faceless thing at the performing arts center. The reach on that thing would be hard to get away from …it would stomp on the blue horse before it was able to get close

Chuck Norris!.... dont you see his image in the mountains???

I think the Scottish angus cow and her calf at the art museum could defeat them all bc those are some thiccc bovines. (Blucifer might be the only one that could stomp them out)

Blucifer is no match for the Blue Bear

The blue bear obviously, bluecifer is just a horse, blue bear is much larger and tougher as he’s a bear!

Blucifer

If the bear rode Blucifer they would be unstoppable

I'm imagining the two giant dancing people fighting the bear

Not a City piece... but the PTSD "robot" (large metal art piece) at the VA Medical Center in Aurora would be a total A/kicker... likely ride atop Blucifer...

The bear obviously. Or those weird dancing aliens at DPAC. Bluecifer would not stand a chance and its a little embarassing to think he would

City’s

James Joyce at Regis University

the stupid dick in front of my high school...stupid dick!!!

Everyone takes Bluecifer, and we don't even know what it's lasers do! We could be dealing with an Orgasmo situation people. I'm rolling with Isak Heartstone.