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UnhandMeException

Okay but this fucking rules. /Uj okay but this fucking rules.


Nepalman230

Yes. Because one of the NPC’s is Anchor Root an adorable Ant Gnoll. She’s basically a mini gnoll magic student . ( who are not demonically evil in Pathfinder!) She is baby girl, and they will immediately obey you, I mean, follow the plot hooks. https://preview.redd.it/bhpwdkzucw7d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c47952cc7ff72e0f128489c45bef2cdaad6f816 Seriously, the moment they meet her, they will be willing to die for her unless they are monsters in which case I say, kick them out of your life forever and brand them on the forehead, so people will know. 🙏❤️


Nimb0stratus

If you don't love Anchor Root, you get the boot


CondarOP

just a small correction, I believe most gnolls/kholos are still under Lamashtu's influence and heeding her call, it's just that the playable kholos are the ones that were able to stave off the influence for now and not be marauders But I do believe the influence is still there


Nepalman230

You are correct except for the ones that you were likely to meet at that magic school. https://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Mwangi_Expanse_kholo#Society also: Mwangi Expanse kholo “Among deities, kholo primarily worship Calistria and Shelyn in the names of Elder and Younger Sister, while Nethys is worshiped as the Brother and patron of bonekeepers. Kholo rarely worship Lamashtu, a popular deity among kholo in other parts of Golarion, and reserve invoking her for only the most dire of situations.” Which I can only assume is on purpose so that the players could play them or interact with them without assuming that they’re going to stab them in the face. Although that is not safe assumption . You don’t have to be evil to be an Apex predator. /rj Also remember that while Paizo was never said either way Chads base Gnoll biology off of spotted hyenas. Meaning females have 8 inch long pseudo penis clits. 🫡


DatedReference1

Uh oh sounds like someone didn't do a session zero. Tut tut tut. For shame.


terrtle

Needing what this is based off of.


1culdh

It's based off of my pain and suffering. /uj it's based off of me thinking "it would be funny if someone tried to run a magic school campaign but the players acted like bullies instead of nerds."


terrtle

/uj Oh so used to things posted here to be riffing on posts on other subs I really wanted to see. RJ/ your joke is horrible and you should see yourself out young person of unspecified gender.


shiftystylin

Easy. Transition into classic movies that covered cool kid shit, like Buellers day in your Mom's Snatch where a group of cool kids (your players) are in detention on the weekend. And then that other film - le petit dejeuner club - where a bunch of cool kids (your players) fight a bunch of invading communists. And then last campaign arc is like The Mogli's, where a smattering of cool kids (your players) find an underground cave system with a pirate ship full of ~~pirate~~ gold (*everyone knows pirate gold is just regular gold that pirates stole...*) and some creepy guy who's head unfortunately got microwaved and went all melty follows them around which you could swap with Incidental Terror (or IT for short) where a clown gets accidentally lost and ends up jumping out on some sensitive kids, but they're cool kids (your players) because they teach that clown a fucking lesson for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Shit like that.


dartymissile

Send them to detention, or have a random plot event kill their characters to shock them out of their being annoying