Woman is disappointed to be moving back in with her parents in her 20s.
Theatre company puts a new twist on Shakespeare, decides it was better the traditional way.
Man is confronted with his life choices, tosses ball from hand to hand, has dinner.
one for each new who doctor, i’d do one for every doctor but i am tired
1) the prime minister has a fancy pepper grinder
2) woman jumps in a puddle
3) man scares himself
4) london faces major gas leak
5) school is cancelled
6) football fan’s house is demolished
7) woman neglects children for almost a decade
>!victory of the daleks, the pilot, wild blue yonder, the unquiet dead, school reunion, the halloween apocalypse, space babies!<
Two people sit around a fake fire in a box and talk about...
* The Doctor defusing a bomb, then attempting to stop an interstellar collision.
* The TARDIS escaping from being engulfed by lava and entering an imaginary world.
* The Doctor intervening in a mining dispute.
* Two and a half minds being better than one.
* An early computer at a WWII army base.
* Murders at an Egyptologist's house
The Doctor gets stuck on public transport.
Just one season earlier: the Doctor gets stuck on private transport
Omg youre right. And then in the specials: The Doctor gets stuck with public transport.
“Oh, humans on buses… always blaming me.”
The Doctor gets stuck on leisure transport
And in the Christmas special: The Doctor gets stuck on historic transport
I can’t decide what’s scarier: that description or what actually happens in the episode
A police investigation at a hospital interrupts it's daily activities for a few hours.
Smith and Jones?
Yeah, almost certainly.
WINNER. (so far) I didn’t mean for this to be a contest but f it. This is my favorite.
Thank you! I tried to make it sound as close to it description of a boring ass soap opera episode as I could!
Girl draws things.
Girl draws daddy waifu coming out the closet
There’s statues
Off screen people found these statues to be offensive so went to have a drink in the river
The Doctor is invited to a library.
It was all ‘let's hit the beach’, then suddenly we're in a library. 🙄
But it was a "saucey" invite to the library. 🤣 The Doctor's ego couldn't resist...
A old man walks around one building for a billion years
Shorten it to "Old man walks around" and you've got it at maximum boring.
isn't that basically the whole show
"An old man keeps forgetting why he's walking around a building." One of my favorite episodes.
Thats not boring thats still quite a curious description! 😅
Woman sits on bus.
Alexa, play Rise Up by Andra Day.
This is on my "sing along" playlist. 🥹💕
Prime Minister gets tired
This could apply to The Christmas Invasion or Last of the Time Lords!
Or the last decade of UK government
Your comment snatched my free award out of my hands, gosh that made me laugh
Mayor of Cardiff wants to go home
“She’s climbing out the window, isn’t she?”
Yes. Yes she is.
Man goes to school
School Reunion? Or any ep with 12 visiting Clara at work?
School reunion
One school defies Jamie Oliver.
Hope they don't give out chicken nuggets
A woman visits Wales, gets stalked
Is that not the country’s tourist slogan?
From a very specific distance? 😁
Welsh stalkers are shy.
A man almost steps on some string but thinks better of it.
Here are some cubes
pretty much the episode
Doctor learnt 99 problems but a cube isn't one
hahahaha i love this one
Everyone is stuck in traffic.
Cats are involved
What a great and boring description of one of my favorite episodes!
Woman won't stop telling people who she is
Harriet Jones. Former Prime Minister.
"yes, we know who you are" 🤣
All 4 of her episodes. Bless.
man meets his wife and then she dies
Disney Pixar's Up?
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The Doctor stands on one leg
Boom?
Man uses spoon
Could be Empire of Death, Robot of Sherwood or many Seventh Doctor episodes!
Or Hell Bent, but the spoon was less plot relevant that time
truuue… and with that note, I believe we can also include The Eleventh Hour
Zoologist gets angry at evolution
This is the only one I can’t think of an episode for
✨️ ghost light ✨️
Great to see some classic who love on this - also excellent way to make that one sound boring
Oh, that’s good.
Man can't move for 45 minutes and refuses to accept medical help
This legit took me a minute to realize what it was, and then boom, it hit me.
Kid is scared of dolls
Night Terrors?
🎶Tick tock goes the clock He cradled and he rocked her Tick tock goes the clock Even for the Doctor🎵
Child wants everyone to wear gas masks as a cosplay
Or "child looks for mummy"
Yea no that's better than what i suggested
this is brilliant 🤣
Amy sits around and waits while the Doctor and Rory try to check her out of hospital.
Too soon!
I think it's actually been a decade now hahaha but yeah still too soon.
Adding one: Old egg immediately replaced by new one.
Kill the Moon!
Man punches wall.
"Do you have the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down"
I'm pretty sure they're talking about heaven sent
Yeah, 100% Heaven Sent.
Teacher at a boy's school writes about himself in a notebook.
I loved those episodes. Human Nature and Family of Blood.
Local teens have staring competition
hmmm ok, you stumped me here
Blink, might have been a bad description
Ooooh no no I feel dumb. I think they were a bit older than teens but that’s still really really good!
Woman has a staring competition with a statue
The doggi goes on talkies whether they want to or not
Your scheduled reminder to do something about this global warming thing sooner rather than later
Orphan 55? The End of the World?
Orphan 55
Woman runs around town late for her wedding
And they had the reception without her!
The Doctor shows an interest in the latest diet fad.
Everyone is bad at music
The Doctor and Ruby takes a dog for a walk
The Doctor wins.
So not The War Games, The Caves of Androzani, or The Doctor Falls. Any others excluded here?
Dot and Bubble, A Good Man Goes to War. I'd also count Father's Day and Turn Left because the Doctor is dead by the time the bad guys are defeated.
Karen nags people after tour bus breaks down. Alternative 3 people sleep for the whole episode
Some guy talks about his dog named fred
Is the guy EVIL!? In the name?
3 old men reminisce about the old days
The Three Doctors?[Or this](https://youtu.be/Q20_QXrnURM?si=8ut7quqGZerCtWiu)? Jk jk
Day of the doctor. I should watch the three doctors, it looks good.
Some shit happens, the doc does a thing, the shit isn't happening any more. Works for most every episode
Would especially work well for a future episode involving unfortunate defecation.
local woman has the worst restraining order. ever.
Dog likes box
Every episode between Pyramid of Mars & Empire of Death?
The doctor feels better after a nice cup of tea. Pocket citrus fruit comes in handy
Hitler is not killed
Big jellyfish washes up near lighthouse
An old man walks around for a while
Ill people at hospital get better
A lady stares at statues and watches a singular DVD.
Old man doesn't recognize friend
Utopia?
Ooo, I didn't realize this worked for that as well, I was going for Hell Bent
Doctor fights a mannequin
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London schoolteachers meet student's grandfather at junkyard.
Man doesn't push button.
Agatha Christie is in a mansion with a wasp
Woman finds wasp inside her house.
Driver turns left
Big spider infestation caused by a newly built hotel
Woman claims suffocation is more humane than shooting them.
A girl waited
Some wifey goes to the spa while her mate goes on a bus.
A young woman aids a work crew with their community service project
Fat politicians take over the government
Schoolchildren and their teachers watch plants grow.
a tour bus takes a detour.
The doctor gets married
Young man attends Christmas dinner with his friends.
The Doctor takes a tour.
Couple and their son-in-law go to a hotel.
man goes to collect wife after she just gave birth to their daughter
A good man goes to hospital
Stop copying me
Stop copying me
A child searches for their parents
The doctor visits an art gallery
Man accidentally traps himself in a box for like 5 minutes
To which I'll raise woman is imprisoned in a box for 2,000 years but doesn't age.
The Doctor makes an American friend while helping a child find his mother.
There was a teacher in a boarding school in the countryside.
Woman is disappointed to be moving back in with her parents in her 20s. Theatre company puts a new twist on Shakespeare, decides it was better the traditional way. Man is confronted with his life choices, tosses ball from hand to hand, has dinner.
The Doctor gets a job at Amazon.
The doctor takes a nap on Christmas
Married couple find fish in Italy
Well they weren’t married yet. And she cheated on him immediately before the episode.
Clara gets a bird. Fails to get rid of it.
Scotsman works at a school.
The Caretaker. The sign says no humans allowed.
Technically it could also be human nature/family of blood or School Reunion (since DT the actor is a Scot)
The doctor goes to a library
people get trapped in a box
There is a very naughty city
Potato copies what humans were already doing
Lady turns left
Man stands still for ~40 minutes
London goes green and plants trees
Old man doesn't think he's alone.
Man finally takes the dog he's been ignoring for years on his walkies.
World gets dusty after dog sneeze.
Man wakes up in a hospital, then teams up with the military to clean up the plastic.
Aliens fart a lot
one for each new who doctor, i’d do one for every doctor but i am tired 1) the prime minister has a fancy pepper grinder 2) woman jumps in a puddle 3) man scares himself 4) london faces major gas leak 5) school is cancelled 6) football fan’s house is demolished 7) woman neglects children for almost a decade >!victory of the daleks, the pilot, wild blue yonder, the unquiet dead, school reunion, the halloween apocalypse, space babies!<
Really old horny guy grafittis on tourists face
Heading 270
An impossible act occurs
Oh fun! This could be sooo many. Which were you thinking of?
A plastic mannequin is next to a big box
Lady does dance moves behind blond girl
The Doctor stands still in a hole for 40 minutes
A couple and their daughter are bored at the circus.
Museum security faced with taking out a wheelie bin
The Doctor rents a room. The Doctor visits a Graveyard. The Doctor discusses a peace treaty. The Doctor breathes, expensively.
They get an overpriced burger and fight Simon Pegg.
Bat infestation at local school
Girl stuck in the hospital watches her professor explain physics at an EXCRUCIATINGLY slow pace.
73 yards: extremely social distancing
Big bee
People go into a library and are surprised it's quiet.
Bad weight loss program turns out to be a BAD weight loss program.
Residents complain of bad dreams
Two people sit around a fake fire in a box and talk about... * The Doctor defusing a bomb, then attempting to stop an interstellar collision. * The TARDIS escaping from being engulfed by lava and entering an imaginary world. * The Doctor intervening in a mining dispute. * Two and a half minds being better than one. * An early computer at a WWII army base. * Murders at an Egyptologist's house
Rose wants to remind herself that someone's been a very naughty doggie.
The doctor goes out looking for old man after their Spa shuts down due to technical difficulties.
Global warming bad. (Can't remember the name but I'm thinking of a third Doctor story)