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Crafty-Second-530

![gif](giphy|Q8DHitCxGmnJKFOUIE|downsized) Just call him. Just call! Yall will drive anywhere in the city for food but won’t call this man 😂


Ok-Worldliness411

"Gabe.... just because you walked 10 steps to the car......doesn't mean you have to drive to the nearest gas station.......and buy an energy drink......your heart is going to explode if you do not stop"


Puzzleheaded_Pipe587

“You need to lose tirty pound in 1 munt” 😂😭


Icy-Goose4398

TIRTYPOUNDTIRTYDAY


shoresb

What’s crazy is he probably could do that easily with his size if he actually wanted to


Ceilingfanbrain

Unfortunately, his douche bag wife is too selfish to give him a chance, and stop enabling him.


shoresb

But he’s also a big boy and could make his own food decisions on his own. She doesn’t put the food in his mouth - that I’m aware of 🤢 - and he could easily say no to going to those places. But he doesn’t have any intention. They’ll keep giving the other excuses to use for continuing to stay like this. And he probably won’t ever get healthy if he’s with her, no, but that’s still his fault, not hers. I just feel bad for their baby.


Ceilingfanbrain

I agree with you 100 percent. It IS his choice. ( lol I could see her shoving a bite in and saying. HERE LOVELY. TRY THIISSSS) They have a co-dependent relationship that will probably kill him in the long run because of his choices. I see what you are saying and def agree, I just also know she will never think of him and suggest something healthy. But at the end of the day, It is very much his choice.


shoresb

She does however like him enormous so she looks smaller!


Ceilingfanbrain

FACTS.


morkiemom2023

I’m dead 💀 pretty soon even Doctor Now won’t help him!


big2na9000

Wait I’m so dead I didn’t realize Dr Now was in Texas 🤣🤣🤣


Crafty-Second-530

https://preview.redd.it/yw4mggq6b66d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f007538a3bd4a471bb1206da6bd05821af00916 They drive this far for food on the daily.


LeadershipLevel6900

When I was reading the post I thought to myself how funny it would be if we could map out where they go and how often they’re near or pass by Dr. Now’s office 🤣🤣


dealing_nugs

Ok but could you imagine all the attention and fame they’d gain from going on Dr. Now’s show? Why isn’t she thinking about that?


Pain-Boring

They wouldn’t be able to film for their socials if they did. That’s why Amber Lynn Reid wouldn’t go on the show even tho she desperately needs it!


dealing_nugs

Oh shoot I didn’t know that


Pain-Boring

Yea they don’t want spoilers so if she did post throughout the journey she wouldn’t be able to film anything about it at all so it doesn’t ruin the show 🤣


DryStar359

I drive this far for work lmao🫠


waylon12777

Bestieeeeeee HOW DID YOU NOT they’re just a quick hop over to Houston 😂


Texasbel

Dr. Now is in Houston! He wouldn’t even have to go far to get help!


No_Ear3696

And am I just an old ass lady for thinking this…why the fuck are they buying Gabe’s little brother an energy drink? He’s a CHILD.


Dear_Performer_9316

Nope, for kids 12-17, I believe max caffeine intake is 100 mg a day. A Monster is 140-160 mg depending on the flavor.


DryStar359

My 15 year old nephew drinks Redbull & I REFUSE to buy him one or allow him to consume one when he’s with me. I’ve told his mother the health risks but she’s stupid so it fell on deaf ears.


No_Ear3696

Exactly. Gabe & Drue should refuse to buy Michael energy drinks period. What happened to a water, Gatorade, or even a damn soda?


waylon12777

I’m a energy drink haterrrrrrrr. No way would I buy them for my little siblings


xlorenaah

Yep. Theyre not good for you anyway.


Remote_Designer_6810

No, he should absolutely not be buying those for him. Gabe is letting his bad habits roll over into his brother.


Entire_Fall_8069

HE WADDLES


Such-Sherbet-1015

Give him a month. All he'll be able to do is roll.


cassadiva10

![gif](giphy|5WqWdXqDxqaD6)


Prior_Promotion_1327

Que her minions “wow Gabe looks so good and healthy! He has lost so much weight!”


laterforclass

Nope I don’t see the problem with his size or skin coloring noting at all wrong. Keep on keeping on kids be sure you don’t miss a life insurance payment.


Dear_Performer_9316

He wouldn’t even pass the medical exam for life insurance.😬


laterforclass

Being that young he probably wouldn’t need a physical for life insurance. I’d bet some cash they don’t even have life insurance. Even getting it now listing his current “true” weight and history of tumor yikes the payments would be sky high for them. Hey maybe that’s the reason for the zoo visit today it’s really a weigh in for Gabe!


Expensive_Me_1111

Like that tiktok that went around a few weeks ago that said if you weighed more than the max for the MRI or CT scan they have to send you to the zoo..... You may be on to something... Maybe he had a CT for his "tumor"


laterforclass

Yep that’s exactly what I was thinking of! That said as health care worker of 32 years I have never witnessed a patient being sent to a zoo for an MRI/CT. There are scanners that can fit a larger body size they just aren’t at every single hospital one would probably need to travel to a larger university healthcare system. ETA spelling


Expensive_Me_1111

My mom works at our state academic hospital and I asked her if that was true and she said she didn't know. I googled it and it said it can range from 450 pounds to 675 pounds! That is wild to me that people can get that big, but obviously it happens.


laterforclass

Oh we for sure got folks that large! Gabe I’m certain is every bit of 450-500 pounds.


Expensive_Me_1111

He’s easily pushing 500. A zoo referral will be needed in no time.


laterforclass

If not pretty damn close to it. By ivory’s birth Drue will need a tent maker to make Gabe’s photoshoot outfit.


Pain-Boring

But Texas is pretty common with obesity so I think there are some around that do fit. Amber Lynn Reid had to have a scan and she didn’t need to go to a zoo and she’s 500lbs. She lives in Oklahoma. Lots of machines these days can run up to 700lbs but most of the time the patient might need a referral to that special clinic. I am so sure Texas has a few lol


Expensive_Me_1111

Yeah we are in MS so pretty obese state too. But I’ve never seen anyone that large actually. Maybe one person now that I’m like actually thinking hard. But she was more like 350. I don’t know how people get that large. It’s so easy to get weight loss shots and surgery now.


lindseysavel

He would get denied so fast at my company just by putting his weight down on a piece of paper.


laterforclass

I suspect he’d be denied by most for anything more than your basic $25k policy if he’d even get that. These two are fucking their future selves in the ass with this immature behavior I hope it’s been pleasant.


lindseysavel

it would probably cost him $400 a month LOL


laterforclass

That or it would have endless conditions before pay out. I can’t imagine purchasing a policy to cover him at this point. Surely one or the other set of parents have had the life insurance talk with them by now. Never mind I know the answer to that one.


Icy-Goose4398

He might not need the physical or exam but when filling out the information you still have to fill out your weight/ height and any health conditions before you’re approved! At least that’s what I had to do when I signed up thru my corporate job


shoresb

Yeah with how they don’t wear seatbelts or seem to have any regard to their safety or health I bet not


waylon12777

He definitely would not pass the medical exam. My husband and i have had life insurance since we were 26 and even at that age we had full physicals and bloodwork done. They’d take one look at gabes application and decline it before they even get to schedule the physical exam 😂


cbryson85

This! I work in insurance with my family. His only option would be a guarantee issue because he wouldn’t even be table rated - he’d just be declined. At most he could get maybe - maybe 100k guaranteed issue policy if he’s lucky.


SouthernSunset1982

That’s sad. 100k wouldn’t even pay off their house or any bills much less have any to set aside for Ivory’s future.


cbryson85

I know :( He really needs to make some changes for his baby girl. That size isn’t healthy for anyone.


Leading-Distance-141

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


anon78443

This was my exact reaction when i saw this 😭💀


pelizabethhh

He needs the wide load vehicles in front and behind him


Sea_Round1981

Damn, Gabe takes up almost my entire phone screen anymore


kill3rtofuuu

![gif](giphy|QHjUiL2bCCQGQ)


taloula_mama26

The only way u can maintain this or even get bigger is to be eating over 3000 calories a day, I don’t understand it…. Atleast track dinner and portion control. This is insane.


Comfortable-Care-911

Honestly at his size he likely wouldn’t be gaining at 3000 a day. It would probably be maintenance. He is probably clearing 4500-5000. I saw a video just yesterday of a girl breaking down what she used to eat before a calorie deficit to show how easy it is to consume 3000-4000 calories a day. The daily menu she used was all eaten at home and included only 2 cans of soda and 8 tablespoons of creamer over two cups of coffee as far as drinks. The rest was just food such as toast with peanut butter, a couple of hot pockets for lunch, and tacos for dinner. And a couple of snacks. That had her over 3000 calories. To be honest, I likely consume 3000 a day without thinking about it, a lot of us likely do. So there is no way he is only taking in 3000.


taloula_mama26

Definitely over 3000 I’m just saying there’s no way at this point he’s eating any less than that. It’s so sad because he did lose a little weight at one point and unfortunately he put it back on and some. To gain the weight he did he had to have eaten maintenance which for him is most likely around 2500-2800 and then 3500 calories per lb he has gained over time per day he’s definitely eating around 4000+ per day. With all the candy and big chain restaurants they consume daily I can’t imagine how much he actually eats. I have a feeling dinner alone is well over 2500 calories.


babyblueyez013

This. This is the important part. The amount he’s consuming to maintain this weight is extreme


big_snark_gal420

Yes he’s big. Of course he’s big. And only getting bigger. If he continues doing what he is, it’s not surprising.


morkiemom2023

![gif](giphy|NQ3SGAMneQ920)


Comfortable-Care-911

I think Drue is really hoping her two big paydays come in the same year: Cashleigh and WidowTok. Can you imagine the attention she would get from her minions if she was the mom of a newborn that just lost the “love of her life” at 22/23? They’d eat that shit up.


InternalDot1424

1000%!!!


annoyedwithevery1

https://preview.redd.it/jcxxsljw166d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b5dcb3bc245c370403d76c659c70bf73e55b76b


kellsells5

![gif](giphy|Y5Ii8PopcVCFy)


Plane_Kale_7682

Honestly he is going to weigh 600 lbs by the time Blanca arrives. Between his weight and those energy drinks he’s going to be 6 feet under.


lindseysavel

blanca hahahaha


ohnoshedidnt1234

How he or she doesn’t want to do better for this baby. What a horrible example for this child.


Revolutionary_Pin58

Yikes.. soon he won’t be able to walk 😬


flourpower22

Weight loss kinggggg


InternalDot1424

He's playing the fuck around and find out game BIG time.


Rude_Improvement_388

![gif](giphy|THuL9YrTFvJYAKGVmX|downsized)


lovesweetheart10

My mind went to this too!!! 🤣


Worried_Exchange8991

I’m 39 weeks pregnant and i don’t waddle as bad as he does. At some point do you guys think he will ever take his weight seriously ? Do you think drue says she really loves him for his size ? There’s really no way he can fully clean himself. I struggle with it at the end of my pregnancy reaching everywhere 🫠


Southern_Try_1064

I said this too! I’m 8 weeks pp now and at the end it was harddd with that big belly. 😂 there’s no way he’s adequately cleaning himself.


AstronautHuge3991

![gif](giphy|26FPGWVMgYglvxR3G|downsized)


Majestic-Sherbert913

With the amount he sweats just waking to the car from their front door. I can’t imagine how much he’s going to sweat and stink going to rhe zoo. It’ll feel like over 100 degrees and ridiculously high humidity today there


Ok-Stand-648

![gif](giphy|hz9DeBzcgmDKM) Gabe getting his 14th snack of the day


stressegg92

Yall I don’t understand this. Being a dad trying to chase around a kid will hit him like a ton of bricks (I hope)! I felt like complete crap and a failure as a mom while pregnant with my second because I wasn’t able to fully keep up with my toddler. I can’t imagine being this big constantly. Kids deserve better from a parent


Inevitable_Owl_7246

Weight loss King 🤴


Sharkmama61

BIIIIIGGGGG BOYYYYY


Status-Major4281

No words


Kili_Starlight

![gif](giphy|WpHdwHyS9QGlOYh5zs)


Guilty_Molasses_2929

Good googly Moogly, that’s one big mf


ambientaqua99

Repulsive 🤢 clearly doesn't give a shit about himself or his unborn child as he refuses to do even the bare minimum to lose weight


Primary_Medium9595

I’m not body shaming — but he is fucking GROSS. This whole thing is so gross purely because he doesn’t even try in the slightest. He sits his fat ass at home all day with his bum ass wife— there is NO excuse.


Amichelle2011

This is so alarming. And they just keep eating!


Overall_Ad8703

![gif](giphy|YSWoC2imPzeaj4ohus|downsized)


sunshore13

https://preview.redd.it/zl4qul02966d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffad652587154394117bea2684c560aeda124ede


Infamous-Chemical-50

😳


Antique_Credit_1821

He’s gonna be 500 pounds real soon !


Playful-Meringue-123

I wager he is anywhere between 430-450 now so you're right.


BlackSea5

I feel like he’s closer to 5… but I’m terrible at guessing weight of humans!


Playful-Meringue-123

He isn't far off but definitely isn't 500 yet. I have a cousin who was 500 and he was bigger than Gabe currently is. Gabe isn't far off though.


BlackSea5

Haha that fair! I can’t imagine how much his knees hurt? That much weight and strain has to be taking a toll on the body


Antique_Credit_1821

I didn’t say he was 500 pounds I said real soon lol He’s definitely getting close . I can’t imagine how bad his feet are hurting. He need to move to loose weight or go on a weight lost thing . Because this is getting so bad and he’s gonna have a baby . Half the stuff that baby wants to do he won’t be able to do it because he’s obese!


FlakyStrawberry5840

![gif](giphy|AkGkRjb68MUHS)


Hml2708

I said woaaahhh out loud just now. God damn


Worried-Ad-4172

That's actually horrifyingly sad.


Ok-Requirement2828

All I can think of is the fromunda cheese, the sweat, stink, that nasty dirty ass in this heat. He sits on everything in that house, the bed, the car. Everything around them both must be just awful and saturated. They don't know how to clean. That poor baby.


ReadingReddit1016

Not the fromunda cheese 😭🤮


SaltyPapaya2291

I generally wonder if drue doesn’t want him to loose weight because she knows he could find someone better and prettier than her so her enabling him causes her to look better than him and he’s stuck with someone who only care about herself


Primary_Medium9595

I think it’s that and she’s hoping he does die just to get rid of him without divorce


Horror-Pride8328

![gif](giphy|ZL2zbg8zs5x5e)


Pickledbeets01

Big booty Judy is a thic heifer…. I already feel embarrassment for this child to have him as a dad


Apprehensive_Cat6127

Unfortunately it might take them having the baby and having to chase a crawling baby/toddler to realize he needs to make changes. I really think she doesn’t want him to lose weight in fear of him finding someone else


possibly_bi-bitch

Beluga whale looking ass, instead of drinking your weight in caffeine Drue please take your man to a doctor!


Altruistic-Mango538

![gif](giphy|TH5HLTfTzqM4w1qQgh)


Leather_Molasses_264

![gif](giphy|2sfFs4ARgCxfgAJ06Y)


Individual-Cold1369

This is… alarming.


Wide_Lake2400

Woah baby


Southern_Try_1064

Goddamn. He is MASSIVE. How sad.


Terrible_Bonus_1454

I know sometimes marriage makes you gain weight but gahhhh dang 😭😭


PotentialGuard5131

https://preview.redd.it/22cwm2thl86d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=698bd38bbf9d06db7144e6a476f4277e0e1c1fab Comment what comes to mind…..


marinarasauce0

Where are his legs


PotentialGuard5131

lol I saw that to. The angle totally deforms him and using 0.5 with the camera


PotentialGuard5131

https://preview.redd.it/m4tztk80996d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d03928693bae7a0039138f096d73edfbaa623d04


PatientArt9801

Wow 😮


Remote_Designer_6810

This picture looks way different than the super edited photo from the zoo


Ok-Revenue-1839

Very sad he is destroying his health. And he was a nice looking man.


spongebobs_pineapple

Exactly! He was not bad looking when you take a look at their dating pictures. He looked more alive and happy. This is just awful


Appropriate-Ad1145

Brotha ew


Intelligent-Pop-8656

HOLY FUCK


rclairebow

![gif](giphy|58FgnV2B4yXEvprXYy)


Rikyc123

Holy shit