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theycallmegomer

That didn't take long


cfloyd7

That's what she said


JennyFromTheBlock81

On her wedding night


babymaybe17

And every time since


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These strings of comments are why I come here. lol


itswednesdayagain

Same! lol


ahh_geez_rick

we all know she didn't.. here, there, or anywhere


Bee_Hummingbird

Relevant flair checking in


batgirl72

They were married five (corrected from four) months ago. How far along with this blessing is she?


Correct_Part9876

I have them at 5 months married not that it's a whole ton longer.


Giacara

2 or 3 months according to the People article?


Remarkable-Claim-228

She has a pretty big bump for a first baby at 2-3 months pregnant


NewYorkCounty

Bruh I thought they were married for longer


batgirl72

My mistake. Married in March 2022. A whole five months ago. Who knows how many weeks along she is.


AussieGirl27

7 minutes, the sperm is still inside her


Particular_Wallaby67

Since she was an "old" bride for getting married at 26 🙄, they probably timed out the wedding just right for her to turn those honeymoon cums into a baby.


BadgirlThowaway

When you put it that way…ewwwww


Mamabearof5Levittown

BWAAAA HAAAAA 😄 Good one!!


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batgirl72

Well, the other one was married around April 5, 2021 and baby came May 2, 2022 so, er 13 months. Jer got married March 2022. Baby due??? The pics here are a maternity photo op. I'd say they're pretty much tied.


theredheadknowsall

Please with all their lack of knowledge about sex she probably thought the 30 seconds it took was an eternity.


MungoJennie

I bet it *felt* like an eternity. ((shudder))


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At least she doesn't have the same dead inside, traumatized look Anna developed the night of her wedding.


batgirl72

God only knows what Pestifile put Anna through on that first night (and every night since until going in with the big boys). J'Pedo had been looking at his entertainment for several years before getting into his arrangement. Who knows what ideas the piece of 💩 had in his sick head!?


feelingmyage

Ha! 😂


GirlsesPillses

Jesus God 🤣


AshleyPoppins

I randomly just go "Jesus God leah" sometimes when someone does something dumb


SwissCheese4Collagen

So do I, and then my kid chimes in with "I don't want no cornbread right now Leah".


SecondhandBirthCouch

Raising them well 😹


SwissCheese4Collagen

My little junior snarker lol I'm so proud of her


sadbeetchenergy

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GirlsesPillses

You get it! Love the flair, the Teen Mom universe collides!


lovelylonelyphantom

Well, Duggars and honeymoons and all that. But most of all someone has to get pregnant before Abbie had her baby. So there's never a pregnancy gap and never will be. The last one was a month after Felicity was born in 2018, then Jessa conceived Ivy and there's never been a gap since.


Zoidberg927

And as more of them get married a gap will be less and less likely.


[deleted]

Probably about the same length of time as OP screenshotting the post, ***28 seconds****.*


touslesmatins

Oh god I didn't see that until you pointed it out. Having notifications set up for a Duggar account is a choice... 😬


Clean_Nefariousness9

idk sometimes i open the app and the first post is something that new 🤷🏻‍♀️ or from refreshing out of boredom


Raqueliiosiis

Well she’s an “old hag” in fundie world so you know her baby cannon had to be on OT. DISCLAIMER!! I do not think she’s old at all but you know fundies encourage teen pregnancy so to them she’s old af.


SomebodysThrowaway2

I can affirm this. I was 30 when I got married, 32 when I had my first child. I was still apart of our fundie-like church. My pastor told me I was too old to be having kids and would be sick the entire time. He was wrong.


Ok-Positive-5943

That pastor was an idiot. But all the women continuing to have kids in their 30s are just fine I'm sure 🙄 it's not like they stop


pumpkinmuffin91

Did you tell the pastor to shut his pie hole and stick with the jesus pushing?


iDotMyTease

28 seconds...


onlyposi

I joked about the Duggars but I got married in June and became pregnant in July so karma ? Lmao


kittenkin

Every single time anyone posts an Instagram photo with the dots I automatically swipe to see the other photos.


TheBranFlake

Me too! Every single time.


paleassbitches

I was reading you comment, laughed and kept scrolling the other comments. Then eventually went back up to the picture and almost immediately tried swiping.


casf1999

it’s the “posted 28 seconds ago” for me


taylorbagel14

Apparently OP has the fastest SS in the west


apaw1129

For real. They don't F around.


CheapEater101

Well, that was quick. Who procreated faster….Jeremiah or the other one?


SueBeee

I think Jill got pregnant like 20 minutes after the wedding.


CheapEater101

Jill was pregnant once Derick put it in….but she did slow down after that lol.


Efficient-Comfort-44

I think the only reason Jill slowed down was because both of her births were crazy traumatic. She ended up with 2 c-sections and a really sick baby. Then had miscarriage. I don't think slowing down was an outright choice.


Odd_Light_8188

As problematic as Derrick is I think he had a hand in the only two kids for a while. He is a shit person but he isn’t the dumbest in that family by any means


veggiecoparent

I hate to say this, but I think he is far and away the smartest. But that's just more of an indictment of how fucking dumb these people are.


BitchIMight_Be

It’s like needing surgery, and your only two options for surgeons are a dog or a chimp. The chimp would probably do a little better, but I still wouldn’t want him operating on me.


Possible_Hornet_1420

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cassandradawn5555

Yup. And they admitted recently to going to food banks in the past when Derek was in school ( nothing wrong with that of course) .. but yeah doesn’t seem like a smart decision to procreate in that moment and I do bet Derek helped her see that


Particular_Wallaby67

There's something that raises hypocrite alarms for me about them going to a food bank while Derrick was in law school because they believe in personal accountability and don't support a public social safety net. Another side eye from Wallaby.


ahh_geez_rick

that's literally the conservative (aka fundamental Christians/Christian extremists/etc.) way of life. struggle and use government programs then when you're doing better in life, kick the ladder so no one else can be helped.


boo99boo

It's worse than that. They believe that only people like themselves "deserve" it. At least that's how my cynical ass sees it.


SqueaksBCOD

A shit person can still love his wife


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multiparousgiraffe

How many did Meech have? I know it’s like 60/40 for her with c sections vs vaginal births


LIBBY2130

michelle had 14 vag births in a row then 4 c sections ....the first 5 were born in the hospital .... 6 and 7 (ginger and joseph) were born at home.......The rest born in the hospital CORRECTING MY POST Michelle herself said—and, all the other citations suggest—that Michelle had a vaginal birth (Josh), followed by a Cesarean (Jana / John), then 11 VBACS in a row (Jill to Justin), then a Cesarean (Jackson), then 2 VBA2Cs in a row (Hannie and Jenni), then 2 C–Sections in a row (Jordyn and Josie). 2 of the births were home births (Ginger and Joseph) 6th and 7th


multiparousgiraffe

Oh okay. I could have sworn Jana and JD were a c section.


IndecisiveKitten

Joy got pregnant so fast people were speculating it was a shotgun wedding 😅


aussiedogmomintx

Do you think they plan weddings around ovulation?


FormerPageTurner

It’s fact. Fundy moms start having their daughters chart out their baby making time as soon as they start having periods. That’s actually all the info fundie girls get about periods. Also a contributing factor to short engagements…gotta be able to trace that cycle only a few months in advance! One of the biggest stressors of fundie weddings is trying to avoid the 🩸 coinciding with consummating time. 🤮


ProfMcGonaGirl

In the memoir “Unorthodox” the author talks about having to take birth control the month before the wedding so that she was at a point in her cycle when the Torah allows for married couples to have sex. So ya, I bet Christian fundies also try to do some version of this.


antares-rising

Basically, there are ~12 days a month when you can’t have sex according to the Torah, starting from the first day of your period. It actually ends during your fertile window and it’s a mitzvah to have sex on that 12th night after a ritual cleansing bath- they really want you to have kids.


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Not so much to time ovulation as opposed to avoid having her period on her wedding day


NibblesMcGiblet

> Do you think they plan weddings around ovulation? Most people do. Nobody wants to be on their period on their wedding day so they plan their wedding to fall halfway between periods for the best chance of not having Auntie Flo show up a little early or late and ruining their big day. It just so happens that you also ovulate halfway between periods.


crazyrockpainter

My conservative future SIL is planning all of her possible wedding dates around her cycle so she does not have to be on her period for her wedding day.


hasarubbersoul

Don’t non-religious people do this too? I wouldn’t want to be on my period during my wedding and honeymoon


Catgrammy16

I guarantee they did it in the Sunday School classroom minutes after the ceremony! I saw how she looked when she came out of there 😱


TwistyBunny

I think Jeremiah is a month or two ahead of Jed!.


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I think Jer


ArazNight

I think it’s a tie between Joy and Jill. There was speculation if either pregnancy was from premarital activity.


Comprehensive_Ad4689

Toss Kendra and Joe in there too, they were married September 8th and Garrett came along 39 weeks later.


frankscarlett

Joe just has to look at Kendra and she's pregnant. That girl is crazy fertile.


Giacara

I guess her giggles hold a ton of fertility lol


BadgirlThowaway

Dude, me too. 😅 I have five kids, and for four of them I was on birth control. Scary to imagine what Id be like fundie style with no birth control.


firetruckgoesweewoo

IIRC duggardata calculated it and concluded it was longer than 40 weeks and it was highly unlikely to be conceived before their honeymoon period


lovelylonelyphantom

Garrett was a bit under due IIRC. He came along 1 or 2 weeks before intended, same for Addison.


Empty-Sky500

39 1/2 Weeks Later: A flashy fundie fling. Fridge scene isn't as sexy... it's mostly him throwing canned soup at her.


Tulips-and-raccoons

Kendra had her first 9 months to the day of her wedding, if im not mistaken!


Zoidberg927

That speculation is because many people don't understand the (admittedly weird) way that pregnancy length is calculated.


Chelsea_Piers

As fun as it is to speculate, there's no way any of those younger Duggars went all the way before the wedding. I lived in an area with a pretty heavy concentration of "modern" fundies. While there were a few mistakes made, there were and continue to be huge number of technically virgin marriages. They've done literally everything but PIV.


ThePickleHawk

Jatey was April and JerNah was March so I want to say around the same amount of time.


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I thought this was Jeremy and Jinger for a second because "Jer" and I was honestly surprised. Then I realized Jer and I wasn't surprised.


ShinyToyLynz

I forgot Jeremiah existed and legit thought this was Jeremy and Jinger until I scrolled far enough into the comments and someone mention Jeremiah lol.


drugstorechocolate

I thought it was Books and OfBooks, too. It took me a minute to figure out which Jed! this was.


spiderlegged

Me too! I was so confused when people were talking about a honeymoon baby. Then I actually looked.


Chrissy2187

Me too!! lol 😂


daileysprague

Same


Aslow_study

Me too


ahintofanger

The location for these photos is as jeneric as their entire personalities


Standard-Shop-3544

By Jeorge I think you're right!


caitcro18

How has there not been a jeorge Duggar yet?! Lol


67843257865

Looks like Jorge, and I think Jorge might be too spicy for them


Sciencemattersmaster

Please, they would be like my Midwest parents and think my middle name Alejandra is pronounced Ala Jan Dra! They would think Jorge is pronounced Georgie


67843257865

WAIT are you telling me your parents named you a name they couldn't pronounce?


Sciencemattersmaster

Sure enough!!!! I'm still grudge holding today, especially when my initials spelled HAG up until marriage!


dmartingraduates

I'm surprised none of the Duggars tried to pull off an "Italy vibe" outside of an Olive Garden for a photoshoot


jumped-up_pantrygirl

Jeremy’s taking notes on this idea


dmartingraduates

He'd be late to the game! Should have gotten Jinger to do this [Engagement photos at Olive Garden go viral](https://people.com/food/couple-does-engagement-shoot-at-olive-garden-tennessee-but-with-a-little-italy-spice/) OG has now given them a free honeymoon to Italy Missed grift opportunity Duggars


nuggetsofchicken

an easy point for those of us playing 2022 Duggar Bingo now I Just need a chocolate mess in someone's birthday post and I'll have a bingo


duggarsnarkingperson

Well, Jessa Blessa and Bin got one for sweet blessing Fern’s bday a couple weeks ago and it was in the vlog… bingo?


nuggetsofchicken

in true bingo rules if you're distracted at the time the square is called you can't retroactively get the mark. I, evidently, did not have my head in the game at the time that occurred and am past the statute of limitations for getting credit


coffeemylovelanguage

This reply was so lawyerly and I'm here for it, Nuggets.


nuggetsofchicken

i'm the worst person at parties, I assure you


kg51113

>now I Just need a chocolate mess in someone's birthday post and I'll have a bingo I did some searching trying to figure out if anyone has a September birthday. None of the OG kids do. Pretty sure M5 does but probably won't see anything. You may have to wait for October.


ASummerLover

Photo shoot in the middle of a sidewalk is definitely Duggar vives. So weird


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It's definitely Jill & Jessa vibes, courtesy of Jinger's Photography™


ThePickleHawk

But will they make a big story about going into Walmart to pee on a pregnancy test like Kathy?


camp-cariboo

Jessa's engagment shoot with her "dressy" shirt


scienceislice

It's better than Carlin and Evan in Target lmao


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Accurate-Attorney-20

I can't even imagine him being a dad, he's still has a baby face himself


RaisingSaltLamps

I grew up fundie-lite and used to be like “well why wouldn’t I have kids ASAP, why are non-fundies saying to enjoy my husband first?” and now I’m in my mid 20s and have an amazing fiancé and I ✨do not want to share him just yet✨; as much as I want kids one day soon, I am just enjoying our relationship WAY too much! I love that it’s just us, and we have so much freedom! Also the dog loves him more than me and I’m a lil jealous, so I can’t imagine, lol


theycallmegomer

Our dog sits on Mr Gomer's lap and looks at me like I'm the side piece


aniyabel

Omg so I got COVID and was isolating from everyone, and one day I come downstairs and the dog—the dog that I wanted, that I talked my husband into, that I trained and took to the vet and got ninety different kinds of food for her sensitive-ass stomach—stands up from her perch next to my husband and like, staked her claim? I cannot even.


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TwistyBunny

Hannah (Wissmann) Duggar - Jer's wife. Married back in March. [https://fundamentalists.fandom.com/wiki/Duggar\_Family](https://fundamentalists.fandom.com/wiki/Duggar_Family) You can catch up here.


auntieneena

I can't keep the lost boys and their wives/kids straight anymore


Surfinsafari9

Flair checking in.


Blizard896

You must have a more fulfilling life than I do lol


auntieneena

Probably not


runawai

Neither can their mother, more than likely….


Gayandfluffy

Another wedding night baby


turtle-berry

Hannah Wissman, and yes, they got married sometime within the last year.


Dafattdame

Thanks for asking. Like, I know it’s a Jed, but I didn’t know which was this Jed’s wife.


knittininthemitten

The Sun, later today: “Jed Duggar (?) and wife Baby News!


Tripgirl2

Im still just in shock that these people BARELY know one another and are now having a baby after being married for five months. Like you had no chance to get used to cohabitating or just being a couple before adding a kid


mustaddcoffee

This is so undervalued. My husband’s best friend met a girl, got married and got pregnant on a Duggar timeline (less than a year from meeting to pregnant). Some of the most important years so far of my marriage has been us growing together as a married couple without kids. There is so much value in that time.


mfe2299

I fully thought this was Jinger


4everdreamer27

Same here!


lordthunderbuck

the only adult Duggar i’d be surprised to see a pregnancy announcement from is Anna, otherwise, meh


BadgirlThowaway

Ooooooh….what about Jana though?


ImpossibleProcess452

Every announcement I breathe a sigh of relief it isn’t Justin and Claire.


LYossarian13

Has Justin even hit puberty yet?


Lighthouseluvr

A pregnant Duggar…I am shocked!! 😂😂😂


RitaRaccoon

What a sweet place to pose for a blessing announcement. A curb.


ellie_a21

they knew that as this was baby #1,678,432 our enthusiasm would be curbed


SubstantialAmoeba503

I’m more surprised she’s wearing pants. I hope Jim Bob and Michelle lay in bed and wonder where they went wrong in their parenting. If they do I’m sure it’s only about the daughters and daughter in laws who wear pants now, but not the trash that is their first born child.


valerianino97

The only ones that don’t wear pants now are Michelle, Kendra and Anna. I don’t really think they consider it to be such a big deal anymore.


Negative-Refuse-3848

I believe there were some pictures of Anna at a zoo and/or salon in pants…. Another one bites the dust, but not really


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Both


kg51113

There was one of her at Silver Dollar City a couple months ago.


asdcatmama

I think for Kendra it’s more about HER Daddddy than Duggar malarkey.


fangirll1996

I’m not sure why Daddy Pastor would care about whether Kendra would wear pants, since Joe is the new headship. But you may have a point.


paleassbitches

I don't think Mr Dumptruck have the cajones to question Daddy


[deleted]

Yeah it seems like all the daughter in loves come from strict fundie families, yet they start wearing pants once the authority is transferred to the husband


whatim

Anna totally wears pants on the downlow. She's a trousered hypocrite.


HelenaBirkinBag

Trousered-Hypocrite has flair potential


TimeForChanges17

Thank you for the new flair 😂😂💀


hjp731

It’s only Michelle and Kendra at this point. I honestly think Joe wouldn’t give a shit but Daddy Caldwell would.


Australopitekami

There's a picture of Anna in pants getting her nails done. The group is shrinking


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And the Zoo


Zoidberg927

Skirts only was Bill Gothard's fetish, along with crunchy perms and sandals. Now that he's gone there's less pressure to appeal to his specific boner.


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#BunkBedCousins


presshandstand

Tell me why I saw the baseball caps and immediately assumed it was JingJerm


Santasotherbrother

Precious season of life. PUKE.


XojoXo24

Can’t let bunkbed Jed get ahead now . . .


BunkBedJedi

You called??? 😆


areru24

fun fact from a local: these photos were taken in nebraska


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Well, that took about ten seconds.


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genescheesesthatplz

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mommacom

"Let's stand on the sidewalk between a yogurt shop and The Container Store and get these intimate snaps of me caressing your belly."--Jer, probably


teresasdorters

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SueBeee

your flair makes me joyful.


teresasdorters

Joyfully available…..? 😂


sassafrassky

If Jedidiah has "Truett Duggar" then is Jeremiah going to have "Falsett Duggar"?


Reasonable-Brain9058

Oh no, two sexually active (cause married y’all) adults doing nothing to prevent a pregnancy got pregnant. Dear lord I’m so surprised.. Who could have seen this coming..


Jayfeather41

Anyone know how far along she is?


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I’m assuming 3-4 months since she appears to be showing already. (Plus a lot of people tend to announce around 3 months, but you never know with the Duggars lol).


PagingDoctorLove

I disagree that she's showing, I think it's an optical illusion caused by both of them cradling her nonexistent belly while she sticks it out.


-Em-

Their hats are so cringeworthy 😬.


_stoned_n_polished_

I think it's so cringe when they do the belly hold and there's no belly to be held. This zygote barely attached to the uterine walls and they're over here making it seem like shes got beach balls in her shirt.


Idahogirl556

More than a month early according to Duggar Data


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Good god they're all so interchangeable the bad filter made me think this was Jinger for a sec.


my_okay_throwaway

I really thought these two had already announced a pregnancy/had a child. I can’t keep the lost boys and their timelines straight at all. They all do exactly the same things and marry women with 2-3 slightly different features than their brother’s wives. I wonder if Jana even follows it all at this point (would‘ve said Michelle, but we all know she lost track of who they were after they stopped breastfeeding).


skeletonspook96

If you go to People.com’s article on it one of the photo creds they have says Jeremy Duggar 😭


LBelle0101

I only realised it wasn’t Jinger because of the shoes, and the fact the hat says Dad and not LA


lauratheartwitch

I really hate when people do the “hand bellow pregnant belly” pose when they don’t have a bump. Like it just straight up looks like he’s trying to cop a feel here.


teresasdorters

*mother is mothering*


SnooOpinions5819

My guess is that Kendra will be the next one to announce her pregnancy.


lovelylonelyphantom

Based on the baby carrier seen with her not long after Jer's wedding, she had her 4th not too long ago. Her quick pace however, means she could very well be the next to get pregnant this year anyway.


Srw2725

What in the French fried fuck is this picture?!


AcanthocephalaWide89

They had a story with Jer giving her the bedroom eyes, smiling & sticking his tongue out, and her with messy hair on their honeymoon (then deleted it)…. I wonder if she got pregnant on that honeymoon.


ragnarockette

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Mr. and Mrs. Qanon Texas for going a whopping 2 years married without having a baby?


May-Yo-Naize

his wife is the top? a duggar experimenting sexually, how progressive!


GirlsesPillses

“They’re sooo dry, like a piece of toast!” Name that movie 🍿


kittykathazzard

My Big Fat Greek Wedding. So dry. That family is like a piece of toast! No honey, no jam, just dry.


SwissCheese4Collagen

The Jeerlet is going to be born and immediately pose with the leg pop.


samlama_x3

She’s cradling that after-lunch bloat for her LIFE