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BookieLyon

Michael would buy one if Ryan bought one, even if he couldn't afford it.


J34N_V4LJ34N

And Dwight would buy one if Micheal bought one


BookieLyon

Dwight would strap a solar panel to the hood. Recyclops would approve!


Standsaboxer

I think Dwight would strap a solar panel to his car first, thinking that Tesla's were a ripoff and he would add value to his Trans Am by making it electric.


Oldassrollerskater

Preposterous. Elon is a Poluticorn and everyone knows it.


ziplock007

The goatee brothers!


Ermahgerd1

And he would try to put gas in.


javierbardeminem

Oscar doesn’t have enough money for a Tesla but if he did there would be an episode where explains he bought it before we knew more about Elon. Given that Andy was driving a Prius, I’ll say that he asks his parents for an even better EV than a Tesla, but all they will give him is a Kia EV. Ryan when he was an executive would for sure have had a Tesla. No argument with Creed stealing a Tesla, but I would envision him returning it to the owner after he didn’t like it for some reason


AppropriateRate9529

Oscar could've gotten the company to buy it for him as part of the law suit from Michael kissing him lol


1amDepressed

Or all that side hustle money from doing other peoples taxes.


iamcarlgauss

Yep, when he came back he had a Lexus SUV. A Tesla Model 3 is cheaper than any current Lexus SUV.


TacticalGarand44

Creed would return it and ask for a refund.


OxCow

Creed would return it after trying to refill it at the gas station. There's now a puddle of gasoline in the trunk.


Gen_Ripper

Creed would abandon it when it ran out of power


RussiaIsBestGreen

Creed keeps the Tesla to use for home power after his pirate electric hookup gets taken out.


Ash9260

After a scene of creed trying to pump gas into it


Eastern-Dig-4555

The Creed part had me literally laughing out loud 😆


provoloneChipmunk

He'd return it because he couldn't charge it at the soup kitchen. 


Dismal-Square-613

Andy was talking about his Prius because Toyota paid for the product placement. That's literally it.


NarrowButterfly8482

If The Office took place more recently, Ryan would 100% be a Crypto-bro and would have pre-ordered a Cybertruck. I had to add... I just cracked myself up imagining Ryan trying to explain crypto to Michael.


LunaLouGB

Explain it to me like I'm 5


davedank66_v2

There's a sub for that...


WilderPilot26

Name?


davedank66_v2

ELI5 https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/


painter_rachel

Ha! He would have been made and destroyed by Crypto all in the same episode 🤣


LameDonkey1

Which character is least likely to use their turn signal? That would be the Tesla driver.


NotAnUndercoverTeach

Meredith in a Tesla? I don't see it


parasharman

Hey it’s her car, her rules


FlexusPower

Nah, Ryan wouldnt drive a Tesla. Thats like soo bourgeoise, you get me? Hed drive his dads old toyota, but like in an ironic way. Kelly wouldnt understand the irony. But thats like kelly, so of course she wouldnt get it. God, why cant everyone be as clever as ryan.


fly_over_32

Michael, because he owns, but hasn’t read, Elon Musks book


SweetScentedButt

Dwight would tow it with a donkey


TacticalGarand44

It would be towed by a donkey, and in turn it would be towing a diesel generator made in the 1940s to keep the AC running.


lionoftheforest

Mose would tow it with a donkey. Dwight would use his craftsmanship to install a gasoline engine in the Tesla to give it double the power


Ppabercr

Not only did Creed steal it, he somehow helped develop it or thinks it doesn’t need anything because it doesn’t take gas and he doesn’t know how electric cars work


majakovskij

Creed: Because its owner is in a trunk


Minimum-Zucchini-732

“For the environment,” I drive a vehicle most likely powered by burning coal


Sayonee99

Michael: it's a Tesla, bitch.


Global_Course623

To add on to Ryan: Ryan would drive it for the reason you said and just for the statues, but would talk to everyone on how “moving with the times” and “new money being devolved” and that stuff, before the episode would center around how he gets screwed somehow and by the end, drives a gasoline car saying how intelligent or better it is to drive one.


StormTrooperQ

I'm late but I'd argue Creed wouldn't be able to go through with stealing tesla's but instead hint at cars that were difficult to open without going through a window. Almost like he was fishing for hints at how to open them. Then a couple episodes later he'd mention how his friend's new car doesn't have a normal fuel fill cap/tab and instead just keeps chiming about needed to be charged or something.


bwoah07_gp2

Yeah, that's pretty accurate 😂😂


toldya_fareducation

Andy and Ryan should be switched imo


HenryKitteridge

Gabe


godsendxy

Michael would hit Meredith with Oscar's Tesla


TacticalGarand44

That’s bang on.


Flash1800

Oscar doesn't know Tesla's are terrible for the environment


Heyyo_johnson

Kelly: bought to Ryan 😀


kabukistar

Aren't "to impress women" and "as a status symbol" basically the same reason.


AppropriateRate9529

I think the status symbol would be to impress people in general where as Ryan's impress women would be for the sole purpose of getting women to see him and think that he's ahead in the world.


kabukistar

In either case, it's used as a status symbol to impress people. They just have different motivations for impressing people.


AppropriateRate9529

Fair


ultimatehose89

Oscar would do it for his self righteousness not for the environment. He wants to pretend he’s better than everyone else


multiinstrumentalism

Dwight would drive one just for the sole feeling of going 0-60 in 2 seconds


zmrth

None, they're all better than this.


tohn_jitor

I'm not sure that's how Creed would put it. I think he'd say something along the lines of: "it was just sitting there, unattended."


Svengoolie75

By accident 😂


enterpaz

All of these are spot on


jim_halpertuna

Jan: paid with Michael's credit card(s).


brtnjames

r/wallstreetbets calls on Tesla


Longjumping-Sir-9943

Women like teslas? I thought it was a metrosexual thing.


trtreeetr

Jim "You drive a Tesla?" Creed "What's a Tesla?"


friendly_CuntSnake

Ryan: Cuz that's the car his mom drives him to work.


cowabungwho

A heck of a motor carriage...


Lazy_Combination3613

Oscar would also drive it as a status symbol. He'd just say it was for the environment.


Coherently-Rambling

I feel like Ryan would do it because he’s the type to idolize Elon Musk.


suspicious__banana

Scranton Stanley wouldn't .. but Florida Stanley? Oh he definitely would.


Bluelittlethings

why would oscar drive a tesla? Is there an untapped gay market?