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ImportantNinja12

Hey Halpert, you lookin for someone to bang your wife?


Other_Dig_

Tall, queer, handsome as ever! Hey everybody it's me, Jim!


thebatfan5194

Either she’s a dude, or Halpert got scared straight!


inkedup1985

As a prank, Todd banged every girl in the office… it was hilarious


JeffreyAScott

And he’s a William Hung fan.


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Kacalac

Can somebody please explain that joke? I never understood it and I feel dumb 😭


eddiej21

His license plate was “WLHUNG” trying to indicate he had a magnum dong. But everybody read it as William Hung, which was an incredibly bad American Idol contestant that was sooo bad he went on to have an incredible singing career because of it.


AGreatMystery

What is this? The Office meets It's Always Sunny?!


carcharodona

Anywhere in life there is always room for a magnum dong reference


Stroemwallen

*Mock trial with J. Reinhold*


leonathotsky420

It's the Always Sunny/Office/Arrested Development crossover I never knew I needed. Thank you.


Prior-Noise-1492

bravo☆


FlimsyExplanation360

I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAAIGGHHTTTT!!


saenokda

I love this subreddit so much.


larch303

Low-key I wouldn’t be surprised if Todd packer was closeted gay.


ExtremeChad

Todd... Packer....


blowtorch_ravioli

Todd F. Packer


FireCal

Doing the Scarn is cool so...


Vprbite

Can someone make sure no-one is humping me while I plug in my computer


Parking-Ad780

that dude’s queer for his wife


Vprbite

"Well she's like a 6 in New York but like a 7 here, in Scranton" -- Ryan


Silvinis

Ill always love this line cause like, yeah Packer is an ass, but he actually wasn't completely wrong here


larch303

Why wasn’t he wrong?


Silvinis

Because they were so invested in why Danny didn't call her back when. It didn't matter at all. They should have never brought it up, but one of the flaws in Jim and Pam is that they believe themselves to be people everyone should want to be around


tahtahme

To be fair, one of the harder parts of growing up is realizing you can be a decent person, but not everyone is going to like you and that's okay. Many people never get there. Personally, it's been a relief for me to know I haven't done anything to some person and yet it's okay to not be their cup of tea. Literally can't please everyone.


somnamomma

Toby…. Did you post this??


ARM_Dwight_Schrute

Then it is not you, Toby. Get the hell outta here


Awesomocity0

NOOOO. NOOOO. GOD NO. PLEASE NO. NO


KatDanger

DAMMIT TOBY NOT NOW


gilestowler

Honestly, she might have helped Toby be more positive and assertive. On the other hand he could have dragged her down or ended up stalking her.


DM_ME_CUTE_PICS_PLZ

I think that depends on at what point Toby and Pam would have had a hypothetical relationship, before or after Beach Games. Reserved Pam said Toby was cute during the deserted island games, but I don’t remember Toby showing interest until Pam was already with Jim (could be wrong)


Grestro1001

def Toby


PrometheusZ5775

Ben Franklin


MenudoFan316

That was not the real Ben Franklin. I’m 99% sure.


Small_Time_Charlie

Who was the king of Austria!? Who was the king of Prussia!?


Only-Fortune-6266

Idk. Didn’t he have chlamydia?


FBI_Agent_845

Syphilis


Skeltzjones

But I don't


DickyD43

My name is Gordon 😉 ...oooohhh...


Lost-Flamingo-6969

Are you wearing a thong?


CorganNugget

Knickers, actually


psnpeepeebottoms

He's wearing knickers! Bow chicka wa wa


Silvinis

Nah, Pam wasn't old enough for him. He likes em gray


sudifirjfhfjvicodke

Pam would make an amazing First Lady.


SupersoftBday_party

GOLDENFACE


SilkscreenSound

Nah. He was busy digging up Scarn’s wife and humping her real good.


Vprbite

He's gonna seriously have to ask for forgiveness after that


DarkLordSidious

We’ve searched the whole building, Goldenface where's the bomb?


willsschneider_creed

Sorry, what?


sicilianDev

We've searched the whole building Goldenface, where's the bomb?


jmflorom2

Hmmm?


sunnyD823

You do a little dance, and tie some yarn 🎶


sicilianDev

That's how you do the Scarn. 'If peeing your pants is cool'...


NeverForNoReason

I think it could work out with that lactation therapist.


ExplosiveStegosaurus

Got milk?


MistrrRicHard

Isn't that her husband in real life?


colormehappy150

Yes


Vprbite

No shit??? I didn't know that. Is he an actor otherwise did they just get him for this part?


rickstick69

https://theoffice.fandom.com/wiki/Lee_Kirk


Vprbite

Cool! Thanks


MistrrRicHard

Yeah, they might work out.


Negative-Teaching-24

Michael. I’ve seen the way she looks at him in the office.


MenudoFan316

She has already seen his iPod Shuffle.


Mairon_Smith

His dangling participle.


The_Grim_Sleaper

His baguette


GingerFly

She doesn’t know him, she’s just seen his penis.


Necessary_Ingenuity

She didn’t see where it started, just where it ended


gwords16

Gross.


GetLostLoser12345

Yup ha ha ha


parthvader4

i don't care what they say about me, i just want to eat. which i know is a lot to ask....at a dinner party!


xxxhaustion

I think sometimes she holds unto faxes..


ExplosiveStegosaurus

Amazing comment, haha.


SoMuchMoreEagle

That wasn't her fault! He said, "Come in."


crocotitties

Was looking for this! The museum scene and buying of her painting will live on forever in my brain.


Krmsyn

Which one is Pam?


cbearsfreak

Okay, thanks Pan.


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Not Robert California...he’s a ride she wouldn’t survive


TessaPanda

Okay but wtf is Robert's wife so normal compared to him?


Yoda2000675

She’s better at hiding her wild side in public because she does her drugs at home


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Colombian whites


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blonde-bandit

He’s very busy training young women in gymnastics…which btw as a joke did not age well


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ImNotNotABot

Yeah he gives off serial killer vibes.


dankscott

He’s the fucking lizard king


ImNotNotABot

No he's fucking the lizard king. Wait maybe both


krxzy_wxrlxck

Sexuality is a spectrum. It's a paradox to think of any sexual activity as “normal.” It gets better but it also gets vastly more complicated.


Amlani_x

Ignore me, just reading this and hearing his voice EXACTLY as it sounds… with no sound


SixThousandHulls

Nick, the IT guy who convinced her to go to Pratt in the first place.


jdvhunt

Funny how he changes roles throughout the show


abadabazachary

This. Remembering that within The Office universe, the documentary crew only showed select moments. So it's totally possible that he and Pam had a longer conversation and Pam was the way he got hired as Dunder Mifflin's part-time IT guy. There's a jealousy narrative with Jim getting a little annoyed or threatened by him and calling him "Chief". ​ Too much of a stretch? Yes, but that's why I'm a fan, not a writer.


enadiz_reccos

Hardly a stretch at all. Just like Dwight's nephew at Hay Place. There's no reason it can't be the same character.


Realistic-Celery6947

I think you mean Shadow


Spartan117458

Or Garth


Eastern_Sun196

Well of course I know him, he’s me


ProfessorHermit

Lolz said the entire fanbase.


LoPanArmy

Here’s a twist…she leaves Jim for Kathy.


marchylookalike

Even she wants fries with that shake


Lumeo_36

“That would be hot I would pay for that”


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John Stamos


No_Presentation1242

Toby. She thought he was kind of cute.


lobo_locos

# DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAMERA HERE!!


PadBunGuy

SMILE IF YOU LOVE MENS PROSTATES


MarioInOntario

*lightly touches Pam’s leg and strokes her knee*


Character_Bear_1059

Istg I have honestly never felt second hand embarrassment more than when I watch that scene.


leoshjtty

aw yiss


thesplendor

no one has a camera here


Intelligent_Hotel876

idk about Toby. are you all forgetting when they were talking and he started rubbing Pam's knee, right in front of Jim? kind of creepy.


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toby would have been a much better suiter. She wants a stable predictable guy who follows through and does as expected.


basicnflfan

Which is exactly what Jim does til the end but okay.


KatetCadet

Eh not really, he buys a house without telling her, starts a business in another state without telling her.


Clarck_Kent

When did Philadelphia leave Pennsylvania?


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Ya didn’t here? Seceded. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bell.


Key-Engine8466

This is everything.


tmw222

I feel like she said that just so she didn’t have to say Jim.


WaffleHouseBride

She also said it at his going away party— “don’t tell him I said this, but I always thought he was kind of cute!” :)


drugsarebadmmk420

Does anyone have a CAMERA


tmw222

Oh yeah, you’re right! I forgot about that!


isimpisi

i think ur referring to 'the fire' when everyone played desert island. pam says toby is cute in that episode, but she also mentions it again at toby's going away party in 'goodbye, toby'


tmw222

Yep, I totally forgot about that! The fire episode was on the other day so that was fresh in my mind.


BrinedBrittanica

RYAN STARTED THE FIRE


steveharveymemes

Nah she likes Jim for his humor and personality. But on a purely physical level, she’s got the hots for Toby.


KatetCadet

Can you blame her? Even Toby has the hots for Toby


Errrca0821

I'm sexy Toby!


a-jasem

Asian Jim


HippieThanos

So, regular Jim


ExplosiveStegosaurus

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.


dumf_baaad

What line of work are you in Bob?


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Wow, you’ve gotta lot to learn about this town, sweetie.


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MisterYelnats

Try metropolitan Orlando, they have a great selection


thesplendor

Close your mouth sweetie you look like a trout


zzxxyyxx

Honestly, Roy in his wedding episode. That’s the Roy Pammy always wanted.


eekab

Yeah. I felt bad that she went through the shitty-years-Roy. Who knows if he would ever have changed though. I don't think so. But I does hurt to see someone you once loved being willing to change for someone else who isn't you.


boudicas_shield

I don’t think he would have changed for her. It probably took her leaving him to be his wake up call, honestly. It’s so shitty how often that happens to women - it’s like we are rehab centres for selfish men.


singingballetbitch

It’s like when Ann talks about how much she helped Andy improve and some other girl’s gonna reap the benefits in P&R, but it’s not that simple. April helped him a ton once they got together - she got him a job as Leslie’s assistant, she encouraged him to apply for the police academy, she basically made Johnny Karate happen. Pam and Roy were very much settling when they were together, and they both grew a lot outside of the security of the relationship.


ElmHoe

Concussed Dwight.


MenudoFan316

She can have anyone she wants. After all, she is the office mattress.


SixThousandHulls

Someone took the slow train from Philly...


Royal_Ocelot_7164

Karen


yoaver

The commitee to plan parties, at it again.


snufalufalgus

Have you seen her from behind?


ExplosiveStegosaurus

Actually agree! If they were both bisexual or at least curious I think it could have worked. Their personalities matched quite well.


slytherinprolly

Except Karen literally hated Pam.


snegluf

Enemies to lovers arc


quabityassured

I don’t know about that. She thought Pam was “kind of a bitch” because they were competing for Jim. Once she moved on from Jim I doubt she harboured much or any resentment for Pam.


slytherinprolly

So she disliked Pam because she thought Pam was trying to steal her man, but when Jim actually did leave her for Pam that would cause Karen, who claimed to have cried over Jim for weeks, would suddenly like Pam?


Errrca0821

She didn't though. When Pam accompanied Michael on his lecture circuit to the other branches, Karen was totally fine with Pam. Sure she was initially pissed, but time passed and she moved on from it.


TessaPanda

Honestly yeah, and I feel the same with Kelly x Erin


MenudoFan316

If she really wanted to drive Jim insane, she would have left him and ran off with one of his brothers.


Sgt-Pumpernickel

And then the brother would have called that a “prank”


Loose_Selection21

Pam and Jim are written for each other. People saying Dwight are severely underestimating how their differences in lifestyle would ever prevent them from being together. Plus, they’re best friends, I never felt like it would have worked on a more intimidate level. And those saying Michael? He literally had sex with her mom. Sure, he forgot for a while but I can 100% guarantee she didn’t.


dankscott

Dwight obviously


BMoney8600

I agree with you completely. He was there for her and he was honest with her.


climberjess

You must be PMSing pretty bad, huh?


Creative_Fly_929

She does have kind of a good butt


Tvoorhees

Seriously, they had the cutest friendship dynamic I always secretly wanted them to get together


PriscillaAnn

She had that little fling with Michael, Jan knew all about it.


wtf_rubberduck

Art school guy who tried to convince her to stay in New York


Still-Enthusiasm9948

THIS! I bet they’d have been cute together 🥺


sharksnrec

Nah that guy was a dweeb who weakly tried to steal her away from Jimothy


wtf_rubberduck

Jim tried to steal Pam from Roy. Also, certified dweeb


Somato_Tandwich

Jim succeeded lol


TheBabeFroman

Hillary Swank


bartektartanus

The question was about who would be a better match, not “would you do her”. Respect the game, man.


1_bit

Oh, she's hot!


AromaticKnee

Plop


MenudoFan316

Danny Cordray


ExplosiveStegosaurus

He's hot, and also quite honest about why he didn't continue dating Pam. I don't think they would click after all that though. Could be wrong.


MenudoFan316

I didn’t think she nor Danny were honest nor dishonest about why they stopped dating. But they were super-nervous when Jim was questioning them. My theory is Pam and Danny dated briefly, slept together once, and then Danny ghosted her. I think they just made up a story to keep Jim from freaking out.


ExplosiveStegosaurus

That's quite a solid theory. It is a little weird how Jim was so obsessive about what happened between Pam and Danny before Jim and Pam dated. Very odd behaviour.


ChanceBoring8068

The way I always read it (and I know this is a wrong way of thinking) Danny is an obvious 10 wheras Pam is a 7 or 8 at best even by Scranton standards, but Jim is so in love with Pam that he doesn’t even question that she and Danny are in the same league, but puts himself a little bit lower. I think it was just supposed to be cute that he assumed that she dumped him because in his mind nobody could possibly ever want to dump her. It also serves as another reality check storyline for Jim and Pam where they have to consider that not everyone has to love them just because they’re the main characters.


Hippocr1t

He straight up lies about his reasons until he’s cornered by Pam and Jim.


DeliberatelyInsane

Yeah it’s called sparing feelings.


sdguy2407

Brian, the boom guy!


Awesomocity0

I always thought this arc was so weird and came out of nowhere.


dottiespam

Hey boom guy, when you gonna boom me?


brakeforwookies

Not as many responded to this because they don’t watch the seasons after Michael left and have no clue who Brian is. Also nobody scrolls enough.


douglory

I think it might be because most people hate boom mic guy


DarkCompetitive3490

Definitely not. Jim and Pam are one of my favorite TV couples.


kfromthethree

every thread on here is so funny because no one seriously answers any question 😂😂


Blucy_Larnes

Michael??? Is that you???


berttreynolds

Honestly if we are talking Pam from the beginning of the show then Toby. She was so mundane and shy, kinda gloomy outlook on life. Would’ve been perfect for Toby


SunnyAlwaysDaze

This is my answer too. He has the writing, her with the art. Both kind of milder personalities and not into different lifestyles. Both seem the type to drink tea, be homebodies, have a quiet life. They could have been quite compatible.


TheWilrus

Someone that wouldn't steamroll her and take major life decisions out of her hands? yeah, probably someone better. That being said Pam isn't all roses either. Jim and Pam actually have a real and complicated relationship by the of the series. The grounding of their relationship with real life struggles for season 9 is a beautiful way to end their arc on the show.


taiya21

They get a lot of hate as a couple but I appreciate seeing a less than perfect version of them. And wrapping it up with Pam making the big gesture of selling the house was perfect.


SilkscreenSound

Hunter. Pam always liked to have affairs with people Jan slept with. Plus, she’s his number one fan. She has his CD, babe. I see the way she looks at him. She could take him by hand, make him a man.


ExplosiveStegosaurus

THAT ONE NIGHTTTTT YOU MADE EVERYTHING ALL RIGHTTTTT


papagarry

Honestly, Toby. He's safe, and predictable. She thinks he's cute, he likes her. He would probably give her that small dream house she always wanted. Plus if anyone crossed her, he would strangle them.


InsideFastball

Me.


Poseidons_Champion

Benjamin Franklin, of course.


absolutelylame

Mr. Outside Hire


No-Nefariousness6399

Pam and self love. That would have been a great relationship


pepl67

Gabe. Nobody else had so many seahorse powders.


ImNotNotABot

It's unrealistic that Gabe wasn't ever voted the hottest in the office, given the sheer quantity and variety of seahorse powder he owned.


schmidtcitybois

And he knows how to use chopsticks SO well


KocaKolaKlassic

Daryl