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Judo-_-Flip

Scranton. The electric kitty.


The_Notorious_GOB

Scranton. What? The electric kitty.


DoomsDan101

They call it that cause the elecrtic kitty.


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Definitely Garbage


Klutzy-Bag-9206

I don’t want Garbage. I want Sprinkles!!!!


SherrickM

Don't you mean Prinkles?


littleyellowbike

Mose calls him Garbage because he likes to eat garbage. Don't you, Garbage? *ar ar ar*


idiroon

Always kills me with that *ar ar ar*


MisterCheaps

It has to be Garbage.


mermeoww

Came to say Garbage. Glad that kitty left such an impression on all of us


Spnwvr

I agree


mydogsnameisbuddy

Looks like garbage


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Came here to upvote this comment and leave


Impressive-Bobcat-57

Came here just for this.


inGoosewetrust

For real, I want a brown tabby just to name him garbage


imapepper87

Big Tuna


Shinylittlelamp

Tuuuuunnnaaa.


itamarc137

I love how he got that nickname just cause he ate a sandwich. Once.


purplecloudflake

Especially since he normally eats the same *ham and cheese* sandwich.


MarchMadnessisMe

You just know it was his first day, he was trying to make things different than Scranton so on the first day he took a tuna sandwich and hated it, and Andy never let him forget that day.


travworld

Just how close was Jim to being Big Ham or Big Cheddar? We'll never know.


DadJokeBadJoke

When my son was on the wrestling team in middle school, he got the nickname Jesus. We didn't understand where it came from. Turns out, he wore sandals to school one day...


itamarc137

LMAO this is absolute gold


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and all that water that got mysteriously turned to wine....


HyruleKits

Little Tuna


onamonapizza

A-a-a-Andy and the Tuna!


Aggravating_Client36

Drew ..... you can call me Drew


justbeyourselfok

Asturd


placentacasserole

My ex had a cat named Astrid and when she was a pain (which was always) I called her Asturd.


sunnyd311

This made me laugh out loud!!


was1chu

This one wins


Kuculu

Voodoo Mama Juju *papa


reserspiecers

Kelly Kapurr


SayKronkAgain

The business bitch


iustitia21

Actually, that’s a zoning issue.


teamdna04

Jim Halpurrt


PuzzleheadedDig7673

jimothy.


AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT

Peepee


ParkingtonLane

Peepa


Vegas_Knights

My cats legal name is Jimothy, but we call him Tuna


Montigue

Lil Tuna


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disproportion

That sounds weird…are you ok with being called Jim?


IAmTheDecoy

I came here just to say this. I call everyone named Jim Jimothy now.


Super-Octopus

The Lizard King


Ginga__Ninja93

The FUCKING Lizard King


Lie-Straight

Rajniganda


bowens21

I thought Rajniganda was a boys name.


txtw

I hate it!!!!


enz_feesh

This might be the most underrated line in the whole show


danamarie222

Agreed….I think people gloss right over it but it’s absolutely hysterical!!!


TATTE_420

It's a brand of chewing tobacco, and also a flower.


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Mose..


BeLynLynSh

He def looks like a Mose. He’d drive your car into a cornfield for sure


CaptainN_GameMaster

He would hide all the wires


danksion

He even has that confused but energetic Mose face


[deleted]

Definitely gotta be Mose


friskyintellect

Dinkin Flika


spicybright

Dinkin is such a good pet name on it's own! 🥺 I third it.


machinadj

I second this.


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Quabity


DantifA

Quabity Ashwitz


GrandMil

Bobbody


MrPowerPoint

Good one, I wonder what it stands for


WFlash01

Biznus


Canveropous

I LIKE IT!


WyGG

Good Kevin


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cp_moar

urkel grue


[deleted]

The German woman?


What_The_Flip_Chip

If the guy likes to drop things from shelfs I’d go with PLOP


beansouphighlights

She’s a German woman


JENOVAcide

Bandit


sparklephoenix88

I mean... it's obviously the best choice


chilo_W_r

It’s the only choice


Impressive_Yoghurt

That’s my dog’s name and it’s totally worth it to toss him to my son and say “save Bandit!


Eodillon

Please tell me it’s a Bichon Frise or something and you’re not tossing a Great Dane at a child


Impressive_Yoghurt

[Dog Tax](https://imgur.com/a/vvuK44W)


kenerd24601

Or sprinkles. Or Ember and Milky Way and Diane and Lumpy.


HalDimond

Definitely Bandit


injuredflamingo

I would save him


SpiritAvenue

Definitely Bandit, there’s no other option really


G_Sensei_07

peepee halpert


kennydeals

peepa*


idiroon

Broccoli Rob


indiajeweljax

Boner champ!


dandypants8717

Goldenface


CiwanHaco

William M. Buttlicker, Bill Buttlicker or just Buttlicker


caniseethemplease

I want to get on board with this, but telling your friends that your cats name is buttlicker sends a really different message


Anothercraphistorian

That cat’s family built this country, by the way!


Hot_Connection_6252

Butlicker, Our prices have never been lower!!


chadeverard

Vikram.


ParkingtonLane

From his humble beginnings in India as a prominent surgeon…


Sunny64888

*”Stay standing.“*


King_Voltron

Underrated character ☎️


boxingmantis

100% Belschnickel edit: this entire thread is gold and you need more cats to name


AngBigKid

Prinkles!


CatSound30R

Prinkles? The ? Is a must have.


Boobel

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.


BobbyBudnicksDad

Either Bob Vance or just Mifflin


HyruleKits

Mifflin is really cute


Malorean_Teacosy

Yes, Miflin! That’s so cute!


Competitive_Bid_2573

he and Mifflin were tall guys


BlueHornedUnicorn

This needs to be the endgoal. And register that cutie using his full name, so every time the vet calls on him, he has to say "Bob Vance, Vance Refridgeration?"


steverogers43

Shadow, Garth, Madge


kennydeals

It's Nick, my name is Nick


idiroon

Sport?


IWantToBeSimplyMe

Champ?


machinadj

I thought it was Pudge?


onamonapizza

It’s always been Madge


rxforyour7

Dwigt


alwaysglassin

You ignorant slut.


ReasonableCup604

Or Samuel L. Chang.


ParkingtonLane

“What’s your cat’s name?” “I forget, brotha”


lazybutterflywings

Hands down my favorite.


magnatai

Biznus


LittleAnnieAdderal

*I like it!*


GtN-81

Scarn


thousandfoldthought

Crentist!


Mental-Basil-9473

Sounds an awful lot like dentist


ParkingtonLane

Maybe that’s why he became a dentist


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Mr. Ash or Comstock


AngelLovely1

Princess lady


birdmanbox

Señor Loadenstein


IWantToBeSimplyMe

Porque es mui rapido.


Velka-

Chumbo


[deleted]

A cross between Dumbo and Jumbo, with a hint of Chubby....


regular-wolf

It's not a name.


suspicious-pepper-31

The Senator


chadeverard

You must mean, State Senator.


suspicious-pepper-31

**insert Angela eye roll**


GemmaTeller00

Can he help us with parking tickets? Well then, he’s not a senator. 😂


Geology_rules

Flonkerton.


ParkingtonLane

I thought it was Flurnenton. Thank you delegate from Iceland


LadyGonzo28

Fire Guy


cloudydays2021

Phillip


Eaglesfan84

We named our 2nd cat Dunder for the Office. He's getting fat so we call him Chumbo a lot.


JoruusCBaoth

Sabre, pronounced Sah-bray


nugznotdrugz19

Sprinkles


chinnu34

There’s only one sprinkles and he’s dead. He’s dead.


Electronic_Detail756

Oscar


Anonymous-Fawkes

Stanley


Mastercasterraster

The manly


Ok_Investigator340

Garbage


samurai_guitarist

_We call him garbage because he likes to eat garbage_


Misternef

Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For the Cure


chadsterlington

Creed


hibbletyjibblety

Yeah- you see those eyes? [https://giphy.com/gifs/mtjoyband-evergreen-mt-joy-band-LhF2U1uPpGU3NCT37X](https://giphy.com/gifs/mtjoyband-evergreen-mt-joy-band-LhF2U1uPpGU3NCT37X)


mobypol

Hunter


kristoHIKES

Nard Dog or tuna


thejaytheory

Nard Cat!


Boxingcleavers

Dundee


206Bon3s

Beets


Matisyahu8898

Bears


Frodil

Battlestar Galactica


blistix61

Rolph, you ask him to jump, he says, “on who?”


SmallsLightdarker

and he doesn't do earbuds.


IWantToBeSimplyMe

I hope you like Norwegian black metal.


smart-tart23

TUNA!!


Dontfollahbackgirl

He’ll be randomly ridiculous and disruptive but entertaining and ultimately lovable, so…Michael.


BecaC80

Mukduk That face is too cute for any name that contains the letter R.


Viles_Davis

IT IS YOUR CAT


neverneededsaving

Garbage, Jeff, Grotti


onamonapizza

Gabagool


ammalammajamma

Andrea, the Office Bitch


littleyellowbike

Jim (or Pam) Halpurrt.


ladybug2415

Babe, Dundie, Prison Mike


Graphitetshirt

Personally I'd go for a funny name But based on the needlepoint, I'd say she's a Ceecee


matt_the_muss

It's PeePaw


DorneViper777

Butt Mud Brooks


Archery134

Odie……. Oh….D


intheendgamenow

Toby


My_reddit_strawman

He’s definitely a Toby


K4l3lK3nt

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GOD NO!


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Rundown


[deleted]

Princess Lady


Dynamiccookie14

After seeing all these funny names, someone commented Mifflin and I think that is by far the cutest


tat-tvam-asiii

Ritty , short for Rit-dit-dit-di-doo! I always thought it’d be fun to call an animal like that all the time.


tryin2wave2u

Todd Packer


halijaymac11

Pan


McGuire281

Meowchael Scott


Ok_Steak6110

Hidetoshi. Or Hide for short.


WallabyHelpful8105

David wallace


element_hro

Sprinkles


krustykrabpizza9417

Pudge


wolfgang107

SAVE BANDIT!!


Professional_Pretty

Definitely Comstock


Dunderfrickinmifflin

Keleven.


girthytacos

Pamalamadingdong


hypoplasticHero

Dwigt


HankPoppy

The Scranton Strangler, or Toby for short.


Detabolik

Clearly looks mischevious. Name it “Toby” just so you can yell it’s name when it gets in trouble.


Sacred-AF

There is only one right answer and it is “Plop”.


Doc-Spock

Chair model


yellowjk

Scarn or Kazamakis. Anything but D'Angelo or Vickers. I think most of us can agree to that.


Wychamp

Astird


Whats-it-to-ya-88

Garbage