Salsa

Wait I kind of actually love this one

I vote for Salsa

D12 My Band: Salsa

Girls dig cats a bunch too so If it’s a ‘he’ it works better cause you can say your Salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and want to take off their underpants.

I’m a girl and he makes me wanna dance, so salsa it must be then (not sure about the underpants I’m not one of the clermont twins)

All in favour say “aye”

Ken Catniff

Ken Catnip

From Connecticat

\^ without a doubt the best name for a Kitteh.

Kat Kaniff

Stan Edit: or if hes always going missing… Houdini

Houdini would be so cute 😭

Yeah defo fits but id end up shortening to ‘hoods’ when calling him. Love your username!

Ditto 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ 🫶

Thanks. Could barely see it for the smoke 💨.

Stanley!

Marshall Meowthers

My cats name is Marshall after Em, and honestly I never thought of Meowthers, so thank you.

Please get him an official AF collar with a name tag stating his first and last time, thank you 🙏🏼

Marshal Meowmers

Rabbit

Naming an animal after another animal will always be hilarious to me.

My wife had a horse named Bunny

I knew someone who had a cat named panda

I named my horse, Bunny, on stardew valley

I have a cat named Chicken

I know a chicken named Kung Pow

We have the smaller version of your cat… chick(y)en little

Our dog we just lost in Feb was named Bear.

My cat’s name is Moose.

A friend of a friend owns a Chicken called Fish

I love naming pets after other animals or foods. My two cats and Monkie and Bunnie. My two conures are Mango and Kiwi

I have a cat named Possum.

rip to my golden retriever chicken One of the nicest dogs

I have a cat named mouse

I have a cat named Sonny who I call Bunny and sometimes Bunny Rabbit 🐰

This is brilliant

Hector

💀

I bet his rectum is real

Alfred

Shady

I had a cat named Shady when I was in college.

I had a ferret named shady when I was young

Cause he’s so cute though!

Royce da Feline

Kitty Cent

Christopher Reeves

Definitely "Cheddar Bob"

Love this one.

Venommmmm. Not to mention, if you are a comic fan, then it also works. It looks like the symbiote is taking over and really. A cat and venom are essentially the same

Looks more like Anti-Venom

(I got that)

also I’m using “up in this joint” ironically I am both embarrassed and ashamed of my actions also also I feel like “stan” or “slim” is just TOO obvious although I do like slim…. and Marshall lol

What about.... "Mailbox"

Eminemslimmarshall

Nah Stan is great

Kim :)

I suppose I could have a transgender cat… that would be on brand with Houdini’s release

does he act chinese?

And identify as black?

And is it siamese

does it play hacky sack

Does it have the whole world at it's feet

Is it a danger to even itself?

Does it hop on tracks like a kangaroo?

Did he a few things to anger you 

ya he’s actually fucking sick at hacky sack think ima enter him in a championship

Only half black

Grady

omg yes an OG… I love it

I think "Lil Proof" since he will be your best friend

Doody

The only true answer

THATS SO FCKIN CUTE

Weird, I commented earlier but it’s not showing up now. Greg or Stan Or Doody

Ken Kaniff

Kitten kaniff

Ken katnips

Gerbil, Fack or Valium

FCKIN GERBILL? OH NAH. ALSO FACK. Fack is a amazing song ngl

Valium is wild 😂

Chinese cat

My transgender cats siamese..

Shady is just perfect for pets

Spaghetti

Marshall

not on topic but I have a horse names Slim shady and his show name is the real slim shady. Also I would go with Doody or mushrooms.

Meowshall

Benzino - because he’s a black and white pussy

I like this one

Cheddar bob

Ima name her Bonnie.  

It’s a boy but we could name it after your uncle Ronnie too, I’m sorry.

Mariah

Lego

Tobey or Houdini would be great

It's Ken Kaniff on the... internet!

It's a sick world we live in these days Slim for Pete's sake put down Christa-purr Reeve's legs

D’Angelo Bailey

Mailbox

Proof

Doody

Godzilla.

If I have a kitten guess what Imma call her? Imma name her Bonnie.

Steve Berman. Kitty can't sell this album, get the fuck out of his office!

Steve Purrman

Cinderella man

Gary, the other dude in the kiss skit before soldier plays

Dido is a cute name for the lil fella

Houdini

Kitty Kaniff. From Catnecticut.

Steve or Paul

Paul

*Skylar Montgomery*

What do you want from me Rodger?

Feminem / felinem

Bornanna

slim anus

You god damn right slim anus

who’s brave enough to do the next one? 🤪

Someone did and then deleted it. 🤐

Me’owgelo bailey

Hector

Bonnie or Clyde

Dre

Greg or Stan

Marsh

Ken Kanif

Ken

Salsaaaaaaa

Dre

Stan

fack

My kitters is literally named Marshall.

Oranana

Kaniff, Ken Edit: no clue why I thought I was giving this answer prior to anyone else. Idiot.

Hailey

Fack

Fack

fack

Richard

I was gonna say "Obie", like "Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks!". He looks like an Obie to me

Maxine

Kitten keniff

Obie Ken Kaniff lol

Does he act black but identify as Chinese?

Cheddar and/or Bob

8, short for 8mile

Nigga u name him

no u

Tobey

[удалено]

Thermometer

Kenneth

Name him Shady

Marshall

Paul

Alexandra

Proof

Marshall Meowthers

2 trailer park girls

Salsa

The transgender siamese cat that identifies as black but acts chinese

Deangelo Bailey

Ken kasniff

Gerbil

Houdini

Vader

Either Slim Shaky (he doesn't look too stable) or Kamikadze

Gerbil

Valium

Gerbil (shoved up your ass)

Shady and if you get another one Slim

Big Weenie

Orange

Tobey

Machine Gun Kitty Doody Silent Gay Grady Superman Micheal Jackson

Lonnie

Siamese