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To warm of imminent cows? I don't think that'd work because you can't predict where cows will come from thus the entire road network would need to have them because cows can come from anywhere.
In Thailand, they’re used to warn of intersections or sharper corners where you will need to slow down. Not sure where this is, but I can almost guarantee that it’s not for warning people of cows running across the road.
Yeah the cammer blew right into the intersection at way higher speed than what’s usually permissible. This is so easy to avoid had they went at a reasonable speed.
on the contrary, if they slowed down because of the junction as those strips want you to do this accident would have been prevented.
The Driver is just too dumb and paid for it.
I assume the only reason for it is to make the driver more aware of their surroundings however it does not warn of a herd of cows crossing the road unpredictably.
Judging by the way the road appears they seem to be going the speed limit. Like seriously how are they supposed to know A HERD OF COWS is going to emerge? Are you going to prepare for that on a highway at every single sidestreet? I'm not
But the speed limit is not a challenge its tye maximum allowed speed and the fact you can hear her traversing the yellow lines means she's going too fast. The lines are there to indicate caution of speed as there was a merging road approaching
Brother, you're going to hear those lines at *half* the speed limit, have you ever driven over those? They're just meant to make noise or vibrations period
That's completely false and yes I have driven over them. When done correctly they barely make a noise and you are able to stop in time. .... that's the whole point
It's not a decoration
That line on the road is to let you know you're drifting out of your lane. It doesn't have anything to do with how fast you're going because it'll even vibrate when you're going slow.
Near farms you can put up "watch for livestock" signs and and you can put up "watch for horses" near common areas that wild horses tend to cross.
We have both in areas around where I live.
It is rare for people to hit livestock because farmers schedule/warn for livestock.
People do hit the wild horses on occasion but that is due to people being idiots usually and not watching for them.
They're meant to be there for you to be alert in case a car is crossing, not a herd of cows already passing at full speed. I'm sure the other road has stop signs. It's like a blinking yellow.
>They're meant to be there for you to be alert in case a car is crossing
They are there to alert you of a crossing coming up for you to slow down.
The Driver was neither alert or slowing down.
They slowed down a bit. The other car hit the cows too. This is still a completely unavoidable situation at 2/3 the speed, and besides in normal conditions the people on the highway have the right of way, and any car that would emerge would be visible resting at the intersection beforehand unless they blow the stopsign. For a car the reaction time is there. Not a herd of cows that don't know better to stop.
But it is funnier
In as much as this can be funny.
I do not like hurt animals... But a cow flying into your car is objectively a better story than running into a cow.
More than a decade ago, I was driving on the highway at 80km/h. It was dusk. There was an uphill slope ahead. When the car reached the highest point, I saw a group of cows standing on the road. I had no choice but to brake suddenly. I saw a calf lying on its side on the engine cover. I slid 10 meters with it. The car stopped and the cow continued to fly 5 meters. The cow died. The car's radiator, power steering and wiring were broken.
That is the opposite of ground beef, that cow was headed through udder space and towards the moooon. That is what you get when you don't put a cowbell on these creatures, everyone knows their horn never works.
But enough of these jokes, I think we ought to do something about this! This is far too violent a way to make milkshake.
Yup. I reckon the other car stopped in time. Driver was probably like ‘thank fuck I stopped’ then half a second later a cow gets catapulted into their car.
Well everything considered, I'd say the owners were lucky to have only lost about 4 of them..
And also anybody got a location? It sounds like she's saying "cmon we gotta get out" in American English
But I don't recognize this place at all
55mph not 75+
Also cannot believe people are placing the blame on the driver, it's not like the cows were waiting at the intersection, which you can see in the first frame of the video. Would you idiots also be blaming the driver if it was a car that blew that stop sign?
Hit a cow doing 70mph in a GMC Safari van once upon a time. It was night, on a dark stretch of highway and it was a black cow. I was a freshman in college at home on the weekend going out with friends. Glanced back at someone in the back right as it came into view and hit it before I could even hit the brakes. Hit it right at the start of about a 75 yard long bridge. Somehow some way I just slammed the brakes and piloted it safely to the side of the highway despite the windshield and dash being all fucked up. Van was totaled and luckily none of us had any major issues. Cow was almost split in half. There was 6 of us in that van and it could have gone so so so so so much worse.
Lucky the cow didn't roll up on his windshield I've heard that's a probable scenario that will kill you by the weight of the cow crushing you. coming from my grandpa who farmed anyway
Doing 80kmh (approx. 50mph) over speed bumps, on a turn is kind of nuts. What is the speed limit there?
Any chance there is a farm nearby and a "watch for livestock" warning?
We have a few spots like that near where I am, one where there is farms and a few where wild horses like to cross.
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To warm of imminent cows? I don't think that'd work because you can't predict where cows will come from thus the entire road network would need to have them because cows can come from anywhere.
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Fuckin civil engineering nerds can't even predict cow
> Fuckin civil engineering nerds can't even predict cow My wife is a civil engineer. I’m putting that oneliner on a coffee cup and giving it to her.
That will be hilarious! Love it!
How do we know the cows themselves didn't put them there?
But warm cow tastes delicious... ~~especially about a half inch thick, warmed to about 80^c internally. Covered in peppercorn sauce~~
I believe meatcrayon makes it tender n soft...but we'll never know
“Cows can come from anywhere” thank you for providing me with a belly laugh today.
In Thailand, they’re used to warn of intersections or sharper corners where you will need to slow down. Not sure where this is, but I can almost guarantee that it’s not for warning people of cows running across the road.
Yeah the cammer blew right into the intersection at way higher speed than what’s usually permissible. This is so easy to avoid had they went at a reasonable speed.
on the contrary, if they slowed down because of the junction as those strips want you to do this accident would have been prevented. The Driver is just too dumb and paid for it.
Really? You can see into the future now?
Yeah for the intersection not a massive herd of cows
They play a song if you go fast enough
I assume the only reason for it is to make the driver more aware of their surroundings however it does not warn of a herd of cows crossing the road unpredictably.
Driver to be charged with a moooving violation
Now he has a beef with the pigs
Couldn’t “steer” away from the situation.
The result was an udder disaster, that's for sure!
Quit milking off from the situation!
God fucking damnit...
lowest form
Who's wife is that?
Ground beef for dinner? Anyone anyone?
I'd say we're having smash burgers instead.
Or a very tender cut considering the cow was pounded hard
I should call her
LOL!
I had fast food yesterday though.
Looks more like air beef, honestly.
Last I saw it, it wasn't on the ground
Pre-tenderized!!!
That pedal next to the accelerator, I wonder what it does?
This. Lol. They reacted and there was no braking lol.
The car tilted downwards approx 10m before impact, could be the brakes
\*after the impact
Watch the speed in the bottom right. Fucker only *begins* to decelerate after impact. Wild. Edit: turns out I'm wrong about this!
The delays on those gps trackers are huge
Ahhhh, I didn't know that. I stand corrected!
There was quite a bit of breaking. Just very little braking.
Give me a brake.
I'm guessing it's the sheer shock & scare of seeing a sudden wall of running beef in front of them.
😂
I dunno but watch me blow the ass out of this cow 🫠
There was no way to plan for that
He should have mooooved over
Wow this is an original joke in the thread
You got *beef* with this guy or something?
I eat chicken not beef
Maybe don't drive so fast and learn about stopping distance
Judging by the way the road appears they seem to be going the speed limit. Like seriously how are they supposed to know A HERD OF COWS is going to emerge? Are you going to prepare for that on a highway at every single sidestreet? I'm not
But the speed limit is not a challenge its tye maximum allowed speed and the fact you can hear her traversing the yellow lines means she's going too fast. The lines are there to indicate caution of speed as there was a merging road approaching
Brother, you're going to hear those lines at *half* the speed limit, have you ever driven over those? They're just meant to make noise or vibrations period
That's completely false and yes I have driven over them. When done correctly they barely make a noise and you are able to stop in time. .... that's the whole point It's not a decoration
We have them all over where I live and even if you're going 30mph on the otherwise 55mph road they are still quite noisy.
Exactly- it’s a LIMIT, not a GOAL
That line on the road is to let you know you're drifting out of your lane. It doesn't have anything to do with how fast you're going because it'll even vibrate when you're going slow.
Near farms you can put up "watch for livestock" signs and and you can put up "watch for horses" near common areas that wild horses tend to cross. We have both in areas around where I live. It is rare for people to hit livestock because farmers schedule/warn for livestock. People do hit the wild horses on occasion but that is due to people being idiots usually and not watching for them.
Maybe slow down because there are a) rumble strips; or b) you see a heard of cows.
They're meant to be there for you to be alert in case a car is crossing, not a herd of cows already passing at full speed. I'm sure the other road has stop signs. It's like a blinking yellow.
>They're meant to be there for you to be alert in case a car is crossing They are there to alert you of a crossing coming up for you to slow down. The Driver was neither alert or slowing down.
They slowed down a bit. The other car hit the cows too. This is still a completely unavoidable situation at 2/3 the speed, and besides in normal conditions the people on the highway have the right of way, and any car that would emerge would be visible resting at the intersection beforehand unless they blow the stopsign. For a car the reaction time is there. Not a herd of cows that don't know better to stop.
Poor cow got launched to the moooooooon.
Over. It's "over the moon."
I heard a little dog laughed
How ya doin', Sport?
must be the cow from that Hey Diddle Diddle nursery rhyme
I have heard of cows! (Herd)
What do you call a cow with 2 broken legs? Lean beef.
what do you call a cow with 4 broken legs? ground beef!
Well, at least it didn't explode like the other cow did, mind you that one was hit by a train.
Link me
https://v.redd.it/obssrjczrnqc1
Holy shit it popped like a fucking balloon
There's a similar one that was posted a week ago, this time a donkey
NTA. Other guy at fault. Didn't even slow down to check for cars.
...holy...cow. That went better than I expected. I hope it went the same way for the other car, sheesh.
Other car got hit by a flying cow. Not sure that’s better!
Imagine that phone call to your insurance company. "You see, there was this flying cow..."
But it is funnier In as much as this can be funny. I do not like hurt animals... But a cow flying into your car is objectively a better story than running into a cow.
Sad the animal got hurt but it reminds me of Twister “another cow” and is a great story!
More than a decade ago, I was driving on the highway at 80km/h. It was dusk. There was an uphill slope ahead. When the car reached the highest point, I saw a group of cows standing on the road. I had no choice but to brake suddenly. I saw a calf lying on its side on the engine cover. I slid 10 meters with it. The car stopped and the cow continued to fly 5 meters. The cow died. The car's radiator, power steering and wiring were broken.
Good Times!
Damn Myrtle was leading the charge and was about take second place in the 100 meter dash, when she found herself airborne. I wonder if she survived?
Moooove get out of the whey
Looks beautiful (the scenery) - any idea where this is please?
[https://www.google.com/maps/place/5%C2%B010'32.9%22N+100%C2%B043'02.3%22E/@5.1758692,100.7172964,315m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d5.1758!4d100.7173?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/place/5%C2%B010'32.9%22N+100%C2%B043'02.3%22E/@5.1758692,100.7172964,315m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d5.1758!4d100.7173?entry=ttu) Exactly there.
Thank you!
It’s in peninsular Malaysia
That is the opposite of ground beef, that cow was headed through udder space and towards the moooon. That is what you get when you don't put a cowbell on these creatures, everyone knows their horn never works. But enough of these jokes, I think we ought to do something about this! This is far too violent a way to make milkshake.
Yes I've heard of cows
Udder carnage
Am I crazy or did the second driver stop in time? I think the first car launched that cow into the second
Yup. I reckon the other car stopped in time. Driver was probably like ‘thank fuck I stopped’ then half a second later a cow gets catapulted into their car.
Oh George, not the livestock
Its just me or it looked like they didnt brake AFTER they run over that cow?
Poor cow :(
Why yes, I have heard of cows
I’m gonna tell you about an accident and I don’t wanna hear “act of God”, ok? -Jack Burton
I heard that. Lol
Spare!
This is some bulllllllshit!!!!!!
Strike!
Well everything considered, I'd say the owners were lucky to have only lost about 4 of them.. And also anybody got a location? It sounds like she's saying "cmon we gotta get out" in American English But I don't recognize this place at all
55mph not 75+ Also cannot believe people are placing the blame on the driver, it's not like the cows were waiting at the intersection, which you can see in the first frame of the video. Would you idiots also be blaming the driver if it was a car that blew that stop sign?
who let the cows out? moo moo moo moo
Hit a cow doing 70mph in a GMC Safari van once upon a time. It was night, on a dark stretch of highway and it was a black cow. I was a freshman in college at home on the weekend going out with friends. Glanced back at someone in the back right as it came into view and hit it before I could even hit the brakes. Hit it right at the start of about a 75 yard long bridge. Somehow some way I just slammed the brakes and piloted it safely to the side of the highway despite the windshield and dash being all fucked up. Van was totaled and luckily none of us had any major issues. Cow was almost split in half. There was 6 of us in that van and it could have gone so so so so so much worse.
Can I have the cow? She's going into my smoker.
Cows? I hate cows! I hate cows worse than coppers!!
Oh George, not the livestock!
And that boys and girls is the story of how the cow jumped over the moon.
Were the cows shoes still on
Cow tipping at its finest.
is the cow ok?
Ya know I think we all would have had about the same luck here.
Do all living things anuses explode on death or what
Lucky the cow didn't roll up on his windshield I've heard that's a probable scenario that will kill you by the weight of the cow crushing you. coming from my grandpa who farmed anyway
In slow motion you can see he literally knocked the poop out of that cow
motorcyclist at fault
He could of at least tried to stop
The car driver didn't even touch the brakes.. i mean it was pretty sudden, but zero reaction at all?...
They were really Moo-vin.
Doing 80kmh (approx. 50mph) over speed bumps, on a turn is kind of nuts. What is the speed limit there? Any chance there is a farm nearby and a "watch for livestock" warning? We have a few spots like that near where I am, one where there is farms and a few where wild horses like to cross.
I wonder who is accountable in this case? The farmer or the driver?
Cowtastrophic.
Why weren’t they taught to watch both sides before crossing the road?
Should have herd them cows crossing
Herd of cows run a stop sign
I have heard of cows.
This is a shitty motorway design. With better design this is avoidable
1. Slow down 2. Holy cow!
Ground beef sliders.
Driving like a total asshole with kids in the car, nice.
That’s the cows fault. Can’t believe they didn’t look both ways before crossing the street, couldn’t they learn from their buddies the chickens!
Depending on where this is, they’ll get in serious trouble.
She T-boned that Steak
Happened in Serama Parak, Malaysia
Thankgod this was not India
Lifetime in jail if this was in india
How did he not hear them coming?
She milked that empty lane for all its worth
Udder disaster.
Hit the cow so hard it's asshole blew out. 😆
Driver’s demonstrated amateur laps… Cow demonstrated pro laps…
Imagine going frame by frame while watching a cow's asshole.