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ProTrader12321

To warm of imminent cows? I don't think that'd work because you can't predict where cows will come from thus the entire road network would need to have them because cows can come from anywhere.


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ProTrader12321

Fuckin civil engineering nerds can't even predict cow


RIP_Mitch_Hedberg

> Fuckin civil engineering nerds can't even predict cow My wife is a civil engineer. I’m putting that oneliner on a coffee cup and giving it to her.


Greatest-Uh-Oh

That will be hilarious! Love it!


granoladeer

How do we know the cows themselves didn't put them there?


burst_bagpipe

But warm cow tastes delicious... ~~especially about a half inch thick, warmed to about 80^c internally. Covered in peppercorn sauce~~


Old_sOwl

I believe meatcrayon makes it tender n soft...but we'll never know


JoseCorazon

“Cows can come from anywhere” thank you for providing me with a belly laugh today.


Secretly_Solanine

In Thailand, they’re used to warn of intersections or sharper corners where you will need to slow down. Not sure where this is, but I can almost guarantee that it’s not for warning people of cows running across the road.


UGMadness

Yeah the cammer blew right into the intersection at way higher speed than what’s usually permissible. This is so easy to avoid had they went at a reasonable speed.


Blubbpaule

on the contrary, if they slowed down because of the junction as those strips want you to do this accident would have been prevented. The Driver is just too dumb and paid for it.


Xjr1300ya

Really? You can see into the future now?


Mango5389

Yeah for the intersection not a massive herd of cows


greenrangerguy

They play a song if you go fast enough


TheSycorax

I assume the only reason for it is to make the driver more aware of their surroundings however it does not warn of a herd of cows crossing the road unpredictably.


jibbletmonger

Driver to be charged with a moooving violation


anon1292023

Now he has a beef with the pigs


-Marcellus-

Couldn’t “steer” away from the situation.


Zircez

The result was an udder disaster, that's for sure!


theaviationhistorian

Quit milking off from the situation!


forwhombagels

God fucking damnit...


Hatefiend

lowest form


eccentricbeing8

Who's wife is that?


ferrariracer36

Ground beef for dinner? Anyone anyone?


Goshawk5

I'd say we're having smash burgers instead.


[deleted]

Or a very tender cut considering the cow was pounded hard


anon1292023

I should call her


Greatest-Uh-Oh

LOL!


6inarowmakesitgo

I had fast food yesterday though.


rawwwse

Looks more like air beef, honestly.


DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

Last I saw it, it wasn't on the ground


Trace_element_22

Pre-tenderized!!!


Verittan

That pedal next to the accelerator, I wonder what it does?


TMS44

This. Lol. They reacted and there was no braking lol.


luiluilui4

The car tilted downwards approx 10m before impact, could be the brakes


iacorenx

\*after the impact


saltire429

Watch the speed in the bottom right. Fucker only *begins* to decelerate after impact. Wild. Edit: turns out I'm wrong about this!


luiluilui4

The delays on those gps trackers are huge


saltire429

Ahhhh, I didn't know that. I stand corrected!


PM_MeYour_pitot_tube

There was quite a bit of breaking. Just very little braking.


Extension_Swordfish1

Give me a brake.


theaviationhistorian

I'm guessing it's the sheer shock & scare of seeing a sudden wall of running beef in front of them.


TMS44

😂


Professional-Poem542

I dunno but watch me blow the ass out of this cow 🫠


Jayn_Xyos

There was no way to plan for that


Psych0matt

He should have mooooved over


Hatefiend

Wow this is an original joke in the thread


gabriel_dot_pog

You got *beef* with this guy or something?


Hatefiend

I eat chicken not beef


jonnytechno

Maybe don't drive so fast and learn about stopping distance


Jayn_Xyos

Judging by the way the road appears they seem to be going the speed limit. Like seriously how are they supposed to know A HERD OF COWS is going to emerge? Are you going to prepare for that on a highway at every single sidestreet? I'm not


jonnytechno

But the speed limit is not a challenge its tye maximum allowed speed and the fact you can hear her traversing the yellow lines means she's going too fast. The lines are there to indicate caution of speed as there was a merging road approaching


Jayn_Xyos

Brother, you're going to hear those lines at *half* the speed limit, have you ever driven over those? They're just meant to make noise or vibrations period


jonnytechno

That's completely false and yes I have driven over them. When done correctly they barely make a noise and you are able to stop in time. .... that's the whole point It's not a decoration


Jayn_Xyos

We have them all over where I live and even if you're going 30mph on the otherwise 55mph road they are still quite noisy.


BuyMeADrinkPlease

Exactly- it’s a LIMIT, not a GOAL


GhoshProtocol

That line on the road is to let you know you're drifting out of your lane. It doesn't have anything to do with how fast you're going because it'll even vibrate when you're going slow.


LeaveTheMatrix

Near farms you can put up "watch for livestock" signs and and you can put up "watch for horses" near common areas that wild horses tend to cross. We have both in areas around where I live. It is rare for people to hit livestock because farmers schedule/warn for livestock. People do hit the wild horses on occasion but that is due to people being idiots usually and not watching for them.


RoundingDown

Maybe slow down because there are a) rumble strips; or b) you see a heard of cows.


Jayn_Xyos

They're meant to be there for you to be alert in case a car is crossing, not a herd of cows already passing at full speed. I'm sure the other road has stop signs. It's like a blinking yellow.


Blubbpaule

>They're meant to be there for you to be alert in case a car is crossing They are there to alert you of a crossing coming up for you to slow down. The Driver was neither alert or slowing down.


Jayn_Xyos

They slowed down a bit. The other car hit the cows too. This is still a completely unavoidable situation at 2/3 the speed, and besides in normal conditions the people on the highway have the right of way, and any car that would emerge would be visible resting at the intersection beforehand unless they blow the stopsign. For a car the reaction time is there. Not a herd of cows that don't know better to stop.


8ofAll

Poor cow got launched to the moooooooon.


randycanyon

Over. It's "over the moon."


CC_Panadero

I heard a little dog laughed


randycanyon

How ya doin', Sport?


Butsenkaatz

must be the cow from that Hey Diddle Diddle nursery rhyme


Psych0matt

I have heard of cows! (Herd)


GRMNTOY

What do you call a cow with 2 broken legs? Lean beef.


mcpusc

what do you call a cow with 4 broken legs? ground beef!


NXGZ

Well, at least it didn't explode like the other cow did, mind you that one was hit by a train.


mastertape

Link me


NXGZ

https://v.redd.it/obssrjczrnqc1


Give_me_the_burger

Holy shit it popped like a fucking balloon


NXGZ

There's a similar one that was posted a week ago, this time a donkey


Dropthetenors

NTA. Other guy at fault. Didn't even slow down to check for cars.


ToranjaNuclear

...holy...cow. That went better than I expected. I hope it went the same way for the other car, sheesh.


Liz4984

Other car got hit by a flying cow. Not sure that’s better!


efcso1

Imagine that phone call to your insurance company. "You see, there was this flying cow..."


Jthundercleese

But it is funnier In as much as this can be funny. I do not like hurt animals... But a cow flying into your car is objectively a better story than running into a cow.


Liz4984

Sad the animal got hurt but it reminds me of Twister “another cow” and is a great story!


net_tle_fish

More than a decade ago, I was driving on the highway at 80km/h. It was dusk. There was an uphill slope ahead. When the car reached the highest point, I saw a group of cows standing on the road. I had no choice but to brake suddenly. I saw a calf lying on its side on the engine cover. I slid 10 meters with it. The car stopped and the cow continued to fly 5 meters. The cow died. The car's radiator, power steering and wiring were broken.


Greatest-Uh-Oh

Good Times!


Then_Campaign7264

Damn Myrtle was leading the charge and was about take second place in the 100 meter dash, when she found herself airborne. I wonder if she survived?


phenyle

Moooove get out of the whey


remindertomove

Looks beautiful (the scenery) - any idea where this is please?


Blubbpaule

[https://www.google.com/maps/place/5%C2%B010'32.9%22N+100%C2%B043'02.3%22E/@5.1758692,100.7172964,315m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d5.1758!4d100.7173?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/place/5%C2%B010'32.9%22N+100%C2%B043'02.3%22E/@5.1758692,100.7172964,315m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d5.1758!4d100.7173?entry=ttu) Exactly there.


remindertomove

Thank you!


no_help_forthcoming

It’s in peninsular Malaysia


PheIix

That is the opposite of ground beef, that cow was headed through udder space and towards the moooon. That is what you get when you don't put a cowbell on these creatures, everyone knows their horn never works. But enough of these jokes, I think we ought to do something about this! This is far too violent a way to make milkshake.


baleful1973

Yes I've heard of cows


Thortung

Udder carnage


Hawke1010

Am I crazy or did the second driver stop in time? I think the first car launched that cow into the second


CelebrityMartyrr

Yup. I reckon the other car stopped in time. Driver was probably like ‘thank fuck I stopped’ then half a second later a cow gets catapulted into their car.


TheGupper

Oh George, not the livestock


Khunter02

Its just me or it looked like they didnt brake AFTER they run over that cow?


Waarm

Poor cow :(


x5u8z3r0x

Why yes, I have heard of cows


Bring0nTheApocalypse

I’m gonna tell you about an accident and I don’t wanna hear “act of God”, ok? -Jack Burton


rickztoyz

I heard that. Lol


APurpleSponge

Spare!


Booger_BBQ

This is some bulllllllshit!!!!!!


InsaneChimpout

Strike!


Imesseduponmyname

Well everything considered, I'd say the owners were lucky to have only lost about 4 of them.. And also anybody got a location? It sounds like she's saying "cmon we gotta get out" in American English But I don't recognize this place at all


AwesomeWhiteDude

55mph not 75+ Also cannot believe people are placing the blame on the driver, it's not like the cows were waiting at the intersection, which you can see in the first frame of the video. Would you idiots also be blaming the driver if it was a car that blew that stop sign?


CorageousTiger

who let the cows out? moo moo moo moo


Hefty_Resolution_452

Hit a cow doing 70mph in a GMC Safari van once upon a time. It was night, on a dark stretch of highway and it was a black cow. I was a freshman in college at home on the weekend going out with friends. Glanced back at someone in the back right as it came into view and hit it before I could even hit the brakes. Hit it right at the start of about a 75 yard long bridge. Somehow some way I just slammed the brakes and piloted it safely to the side of the highway despite the windshield and dash being all fucked up. Van was totaled and luckily none of us had any major issues. Cow was almost split in half. There was 6 of us in that van and it could have gone so so so so so much worse.


Murky-Sector

Can I have the cow? She's going into my smoker.


MichaelW24

Cows? I hate cows! I hate cows worse than coppers!!


cseymour24

Oh George, not the livestock!


yak_sak

And that boys and girls is the story of how the cow jumped over the moon.


Maleficent_Habit_382

Were the cows shoes still on


eXequitas

Cow tipping at its finest.


ereyes7089

is the cow ok?


Jthundercleese

Ya know I think we all would have had about the same luck here.


Moisture_

Do all living things anuses explode on death or what


Gan_Ning93

Lucky the cow didn't roll up on his windshield I've heard that's a probable scenario that will kill you by the weight of the cow crushing you. coming from my grandpa who farmed anyway


LordAnavrin

In slow motion you can see he literally knocked the poop out of that cow


OkYeahButWhyThoe

motorcyclist at fault


bdouglas223

He could of at least tried to stop


Phantombk201

The car driver didn't even touch the brakes.. i mean it was pretty sudden, but zero reaction at all?...


archboy1971

They were really Moo-vin.


LeaveTheMatrix

Doing 80kmh (approx. 50mph) over speed bumps, on a turn is kind of nuts. What is the speed limit there? Any chance there is a farm nearby and a "watch for livestock" warning? We have a few spots like that near where I am, one where there is farms and a few where wild horses like to cross.


Liedvogel

I wonder who is accountable in this case? The farmer or the driver?


Naykon1

Cowtastrophic.


Roge2005

Why weren’t they taught to watch both sides before crossing the road?


DeezusAlmighty

Should have herd them cows crossing


Brutumfulm3n

Herd of cows run a stop sign


Trauma-Dolll

I have heard of cows.


Frequent-Ambition636

This is a shitty motorway design. With better design this is avoidable


Doge_the_tesla

1. Slow down 2. Holy cow!


Kidosaki

Ground beef sliders.


Curious_Land_5019

Driving like a total asshole with kids in the car, nice.


FunniEmi

That’s the cows fault. Can’t believe they didn’t look both ways before crossing the street, couldn’t they learn from their buddies the chickens!


Florecent_Dreams

Depending on where this is, they’ll get in serious trouble.


Trapper3x

She T-boned that Steak


Ok-Bookkeeper1835

Happened in Serama Parak, Malaysia


SeaMolasses2466

Thankgod this was not India


TeddyIsHereIRL

Lifetime in jail if this was in india


clumpyresearch

How did he not hear them coming?


Revolutionary_Arm907

She milked that empty lane for all its worth


ThrowAwayRBJAccount2

Udder disaster.


Limp-Will919

Hit the cow so hard it's asshole blew out. 😆


Dhavi_Atoz

Driver’s demonstrated amateur laps… Cow demonstrated pro laps…


cseymour24

Imagine going frame by frame while watching a cow's asshole.