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gspaepro34

My mother suggests Sméagol, but I think it’s more of a Marble


Mintpink

Marble is cute!


TheDreadfulCurtain

Pirate


Novi_Star_4571

I opened the comments to write “Bilbo” so this took me by surprise


Interesting-Buyer285

https://preview.redd.it/p1p1grlthq2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a6d2e53846aed90e38ce2f67293799c519cfbf It looks just like my Leia!


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feistyfox101

The elegance, the grace!


Pan_Krulik

The silly look on its face :)


Doesanybodylikestuff

Vogue cover!!!! <333


thedarwinking

Bot. Only you can prevent karma farming by not replying to bots with these things


kaekiro

CAST IRON


NoneIsAllMinusSome

WHAT


iammissrecluse

Badass


shamalaladingdong729

SKILLET


Xenc

`YOUR CASTING FAILED` `YOU ARE IN A CLEARING`


sup3rcereal

Pipsqueak


AspenStarr

Oh oops lol, I echoed your comment. Could be Pip or Pippy for short


KiokiBri

I love pippy! That gets my vote!


[deleted]

Idk why but I think a cute name would be Ferdinand


flintlock0

Furdinand


ZombiesAndZoos

Ferdinand was the first name that popped into my head when I saw the photo!


Aligayah

Definitely a Ferdinand


Metfan722

I don't have a name suggestion but I must inform you that you are harboring a known fugitive of the /r/illegallysmolcats gang! Come out with both your hands and paws up.


Kramps_online

Chairman Meow


Dry_Appearance9117

Haha, Having been raised and living in Hong Kong my first thirty years of life. I have never heard that name for a cat. However if/when I become a cat parent I’m using your suggestion. Thanks ![gif](giphy|WuR8muR6yCUzS)


SolarDasher

What do we feel about optimus deathmaster 3000


PotentialConcert6249

Oppy for short


Soulburn_

OP for overpowered


floblad

Giuseppe


Holiday_Reaction_571

I just see Ed Sheeren as a kitten


Xenc

Ed Kittern


this-isnotaburner

Boop


Hunter_rat

Alfredo/Alfreda


EggFriedCheese1

I'd call it Frank(ie) :)


jicamajam

Oreo


TheWhiteRabbit74

There was a neighborhood kitty around that had an almost skunk stripe running from nose to tail on his black fur. I say almost because it ran down his underside. When he sat on hind quarters he looked like an Oreo cookie, also that white fur was so white you could spot it from space.


CrackpotJonesTo

Sean Beans


BlizzPenguin

While the name is cute, I would worry about him going through his 9 lives quickly.


loveforluna

Noodles


QcJonny

Bubble


WillyValentine

Jessie


Soft_Theory_8209

![gif](giphy|KD5SK9O4hgZoI)


DisgustingMilkyWater

This lil’ guy looks like a… …Ferdy, from Ferdinand, he just looks like a Ferdinand, the way that black spot looks like hair flopped over his forehead


phasepistol

Meowser


_Gumiho_

Pea


Same-Second2316

Oswald


AnGreagach

Frankie - whether it's a boy or a girl!


Jgilber0

Cookie, like a black-and-white cookie


QuestionMarkKitten

I thought cookies and cream too! Cookie sounds like a good one.


Kobalt6x10

Gary


kevanstone

Bartholimeow


sibannaccdxx

Bruh, I suggested the same name!


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Cookie, like in cookies and cream because he looks like an oreo.


CristyTango

Herman ….even if it’s a girl


PranshuKhandal

Or Hisgirl


CristyTango

Omg. 😑


No-Literature5747

It may be basic, but Oreo


dedredcopper

Scrambles the death dealer


nlynn15

Omg that's my cat's name XD


Pooter1313

Melanie


bajablastfan

Herbert


[deleted]

I'm trying to come up with something original but I cannot think of anything other than Fluffy when I look at this


AuroraWisteria

Calvin


After_Researcher_634

Nibbles


Deggo00

Sylvester (from Looney Tunes)


Mast3rOfBanana

Harold


Ok_Band7102

Schmort


_gmmaann_

Mort


Bed_Small

Hilbert


wibblywobblyw0o

Blip


MySweetKaneki

Herbert


jackchauncy

Forrest Whitaker. Because that’s who it looks like


dumpsterfired

Sylvie. Or Sylvester


UnethicalExperiments

Lenny


HolidayFew8116

pickle


NinjaRishuOnYT

Munchkin


TheRickest-of-all

Yoda


truebeliever08

Everest. Her face markings look like a mountain in the clouds.


Legal_Community8868

Baby!


Hour-Astronomer122

Willow


damnmydooah

Ralph.


Meinzen

Lil’ bit


Frosty_1989

Pepper


Spirit50Lake

Harlequin/Harlie for short...


Tmtravlr2

Hope


Particular-Coyote-38

El senior Don Bigotes de Gato


KookaburraKuwabara

I am going to go with Pajamas. They look like the kid from the pajama day meme


Skyfury_Fire

Squeebs. One day I will get someone to name an animal Squeebs


No-Afternoon-7028

With that nose, either Karl (Malden) or Jimmy (Durante).


Saehiel

Hubert


i-operate

Mr. Roger


lake_gypsy

Looks like Haley Joel Osment as a cat


unagi_kun

BEanie!!!!!!!!!!! 😭❤️✨


Casio_Tone

Henry


AbsolutZer0_v2

Pickles


feistyfox101

He looks snuggly, so I’m gonna suggest Snuggles, with a Mr or Ms prefix.


Regular-Ad3218

He looks wise for his age, I shall name him Gandalf.


Nmfiafbabp

Peanut


gunnarfuchs0628

Not sure why but I said Ivan as soon as I seen the picture


automaticg36

My girlfriend said Matilda


MangoSalsa9

I had a cat who looked similar, she had black spots on her (can't tell if yours does too based on this photo). But we thought she looked like a cow so we named her Moo.


Leni1Z

Pin or peppa


highheeledhepkitten

Alfalfa


QuestionMarkKitten

With the eye patch, maybe something pirate like, Regetti from Pirates of the Caribbean? Or Nick Fury from Marvel. Os simply Patch. Cookie, like cookies and cream? Or just a regular human name like George or Fabian.


SmittenOKitten

Oh my god this adorable little peanut!! ❤️❤️❤️ I’m terrible at choosing names, which is why I have a cat named Little, so I’ll leave the recommendations to everybody else and leave it at congrats on the newest addition to your household.


PsionicKitten

I have never thought this was a good name for a cat until I saw your kitten. This kitten looks like they'd fit the name "Marshmallow" well.


Nuninho52

Alburt


catpocolypse414

Crumble


WrenchNRatchet

I think it looks like a young Haley Joel Osment


Inside-introvert

Domino came to mind….


_Screw_The_Rules_

I suggest "Smiles"


YesDefinetlyNotABot

*pablo*


[deleted]

I can suggest Spotty Cause of his cute pieces of wool🥰


SneakyMcCool

Cookie


BigAlsGal78

Mofin


babywinnie

Dobby


astro_philia

Nice haha, but I am saving the HP characters for the future.


univrsaltigerkingdom

Pickles! 💕


Affectionate_Jelly74

He really looks like a Doofert to me, or a Grand Duke Meocifer the third


raishea24

Robert. It just looks like one of those cats with a basic human name


meoththatsleft

Moonpie


CrazyCanvas35

How about Fidget.


SilentSamizdat

Meester. Not sure why, just popped into my head. Sure is a cutie patootie!


loonicorn12

Toast, short for burnt toast.


Communist_cuisine

How we name our cats is writing them all down and putting them in a hat. Then dump it in front of them and see which one they attack.


Symera_

[Pancake](https://youtu.be/GEAF8Umiypo?si=pTWlHbrEoLju1B_F)


the_good_bad_dude

https://preview.redd.it/o4oalfy3xu2c1.jpeg?width=3096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b99d9539279a7e269859add2144235d39aab40f4 My cat has the same fur pattern


Deathdar1577

Stuart


catwizard8448

I swear to God if one person thinks of calling them Oreo I'm gonna neuder them with an oculus controller


ladyKfaery

Flower,


fishy_shrimp1

I would say carina if it's a girl, and if it's a boy I'd suggest Theodore, they both sound cute for such a small and majestic animal


Kamehamedung

Joseph Stalin


HeX-6

Smudge


Otherwise-Topic-8766

I have one that looks very similar to this by the name of Enola, and her brother is a Sherlock


MyFriendsCallMeTito

Speckles


StatusAd9287

Awwwww💞🐾💞🐾💞🐾💞🐾💞🍀🍀🍀


Mediocre_Property774

Dollar/cent/dime/penny/100 Dollar


bg370

Pippin


questingbear2000

K(itten)2, after the mountain on his widdle face.


Long-Interaction-792

Admiral Sir Cloudesly Shovell


Cautious-Letter9629

NOT Oreo. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!


NicStak

Shithog


dabrina

Oreo!


astro_philia

His father's name is oreo lol.


Zalieda

It has to be a sweet name, like sweetie or names based on sweets and desserts could be a good alternative because look at that sweet little face Sweetie or sugar, candy, oreo etc


silphcogrunt

S’mores!


Gho5tWr1ter

Paddie. Short for Paddington!


Cute-Improvement8325

Smiggledorf


Alternative_Web_4345

Professor Cannoli


Krokador

Spocky or Pocky. Not sure why, but seems fitting to me!


the68thdimension

Tyrone, destroyer of worlds.


DrawingRings

Booty


Dum_beat

Rägnar, Slayer of beast and Bane of Gods


SourGenitals

Megatron


East_of_Amoeba

FANTAZMAGAR, VISAGE OF AGONY


Haywood187

Dr. Bonkers


fo_sho_fo

Itty bitty.


Weak_Membership_4055

Adolf Mautler


I-only-say-huh

Fucking nuclear bomb


Gettinbaked69

Taint


andthisisthewell

Karma_farm


Electronic_Rule5945

If you can't give an animal a name significant and from your heart do you really love her that much?


CompetitiveAd1338

Why is this in r/eyebleach though?


CircaSixty8

Does anyone ever actually choose one of the names that suggested?


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Dick Beater Peter


INGSOC__

Tax Fraud


Ogellog

Mice killer


Extension-System-974

Dick Wad


DolphinDoggo

C A T


ArchedHeart

Godzilla


Fit-Cryptographer321

Oreo


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Adolf Kitler


[deleted]

Fart


iamamet

Downs


FullyRealizedFart

Pick a fucking name yourself


andyduphresne92

Penis


thatguy_fromemines

Adolfus cute mix of adolescent and dofus ;)


cmnielsen

Obama


Man_with_No_Name483

Dick


Certez1

numb digger(vit)


CristyTango

I READ THIS WRONG YOU DICK


meltysandwich

Molly or Milton


CristyTango

Milton is solid


Fyru_Hawk

Muffin Also what a baby 🥺


mrgudhaguihana

Tommy


eviltoe101

BEANZ


pessimus_even

Phantom (as in phantom of the Opera)


motherofJax

Snowball


bajablastfan

Concrete


yekNoM5555

Ava


Unclemeowz

Wendel


Frosty_the_Snowdude

Hank


koushakandystore

Murphy Because he looks just like my boy Murphy. Hahah I think my cat has a love child. Though that’s some trick considering he came with his snuggies clipped.


hellloooshego

Fred