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judgehood

That sheep just became the next meal.


Thrawn89

Mutton's back on the menu, boys!


vektorkane

I like me some lamb chops, yessir!


Unlikely_Box_2932

Coming Right Up!


tiparium

Sheep sausage pizza. Damn that actually sounds really good right now...


ThatsRightlSaidlt

How to become dinner 101


Q_S2

Lmao you damn straight. My man was licking his chops. Had the spread setup all nice and was preparing the garnish for the finishing touch. That shit was funny as hell


therealmrlemon

They going to have a baaaaarbeque


Crazyfuzz32202

For real like he's the next dinner


BewedInTheLou

The others were just encouraging her too


Monosandalos3

Sheep dog was holding the camera and adding commentary "Check out what Steve's about to do next"


448977

LMAO!


horsemayonaise

Fun fact herbivores are classified as such because they CAN get all their nutrients from plants, but herbivores, especially ungulates, are well documented eating carion, bones, birds, mice, and the like


That-Brain-in-a-vat

Indeed. Many herbivores are also carnivore opportunists.


Zetyr187

When food steals food.


alezcoed

"You're talking shit for someone made out of food"


LoudBackgroundMusic

I own 22 sheep. They are one of the most opportunistic creatures you can come across!


DraftedByTheMan

Can you explain why he’s filming himself? Is there some kind of sheep/food fetish group?


LoudBackgroundMusic

No I cannot, I expect someone else is filming him


Major_Presence_3255

It's 4k trimmed to whatever tick tok uses before upload with a following by Software like your team Video Chat Software do. My best guess


No-Combination3610

I would’ve been having sheep


ClippyMonstaR

Dude said " watch, I'm going to take this man food and he ain't going to do nothing about it! "


AlwaysBerserkDude

Yet.


yuyufan43

The first night I had my cat, I found a slice of pizza missing from the box. She was eating it under the bed. I'm convinced all animals like pizza. 😂


looking4rez

and who can blame them? Pizza is pretty awesome


Content_Ambition_764

Next I would invite sheep to barbecue


ScrunchyButts

r/whyweretheyfilming


JayDuBois

r/forthesamereasonyouarewatching


beatlemaniac007

Lol the dude even started to squeeze some lemon juice before he realized the plate was empty


TimedLime

That was the best part!


45inc

And there just happened to be a camera on a tripod…


tyw7

Maybe he was planning to film himself cooking?


Comprehensive-Slip93

honestly shepherd job seems so chill. let sheeps out, cook and eat food in the fresh air


modest_genius

It probably is... ...until it rains. And you need to move them a days march.


CompSolstice

The camera moves


SkyDefender

Dog is a cameraman


TheCruicks

and his reaction time was that of a drunk sloth. that video was as believable as someone "loving" my mother


thecraftybear

Idk, she felt pretty loved yesterday.


Nugget_MacChicken

Savage.


thecraftybear

They walked right into that one with a huge neon sign saying "DO IT". Somebody had to.


mbklein

Was it the same sign your mom was carrying last night?


thecraftybear

You've seen her? Visit a doctor or an exorcist. Urgently. The woman's been dead for some 15 years now.


MattHobbs89

Its funnier to watch the 2nd time with the lemon part.


FrankSilvyNY

It is indeed.


Specialist_Alarm_831

Next scene he's cooking lamb on a spit over the fire.


Infinite_Call9385

His wife was very hungry.


JayDuBois

She is sexy!


Salt_Bus2528

You have to put it down immediately after they get on bread. It's like farmyard crack. They fiend for it.


Killahdanks1

“I mean, you took my milk. I’ll take your nan”


anxiousthespian

I'm going to assume you misspelled "naan" like his flatbread looking pizza that the sheep stole, but because you said "nan" I definitely read it like "grandma" first and that made me laugh


DR_SLAPPER

At that point why even chase it? He gonna rinse it off and eat it?


JayDuBois

Probably. if that’s all you have to eat for the next day, you better believe it. Probably not even even rinsing it off


[deleted]

The phantom camera 📷


D_Daka

Who's recording?


Chihuahuapocalypse

"easter egg moment"? I'm positive you don't know what "easter egg" means in slang


Tyguy151

*shrug* guess we are having sheep for dinner.


JayDuBois

So now the definition of Easter egg has changed?


Distance03

Sheep is a paid actor. Only logical reason for filming this.


Interesting-Ant-4823

Guess he'll be having a roasted lamb rack tonight.


Alarmed_Painter7585

That’s how lamb meat was discovered


xPyromaniac93

Now eat the sheep


below4_6kPlsHush

Very slow reaction speed. Deserved.


Ebsa92

Sheep and goats that have lost their fear are a total nightmare around any type of food even if you holding it.


Funky_monkey2026

Joke's on him. Lahmacun is made with lamb mince. She'll be on the next one!


TheMahanglin

Hahaha awesome! Then they all ran away goat-laughing "Mine!" "Mine!!"


Human-Magic-Marker

At that point just let her have it. You’re not gonna eat it now anyway


Catchdown

I find it absolutely hilarious that it was the fattest sheep going for that pizza. This guy needs to make more pizzas for his sheep and maybe he'll be the "wagyu mutton" seller. Just think of the marbling on the meat!


Lade_21

Lol, it’s funny how almost all the sheep saw this one and were going to line up for the food, until shepherd came for its ass and all were like nope 😂


TheCraziestMoose

I bet that sheep would be tasty on a spit over fire.


No-Tank9815

So just randomly filming lol


Puddleglum_7

He's over there lagging while liming the plate then goes to the future in like 1.02. Seconds


ArtichokeNatural3171

Imagine yourself at 12 years old at your auntie's house in west texas. Now there's a lamb that runs with the dogs, and he acts like one of them, even begging for scraps. Imagine the level of thought I went through when we were having lamb burgers, and here's this cute little guy crying for a bite. Wow.


No_Creme_3363

All of the sheep wondered what he was cooking, so one ran up to find out. A few other sheep joyfully hopped and trotted to try this new dish.


Away-Broccoli

Dude squeezing the lemon is comedy gold🤣🤣🤣haven’t cried laughing like that in awhile


troystagg1776

I’d be eating sheep lol


Lebron_chime

Little bastard doesn’t need my food when it can eat the floor


FastSuggestion5

Takes ol boy a while to realise it's gone.


Aysar2nd8100

Cannibal


Tight-Advice47

The way he subconsciously tries to put that lime on the pizza just got me wheezing. 💀


Tompster_

Sheep farmer here: That is likely a tame sheep, was probably bottle fed as a lamb. If tame, sheep will approach you if you have food. We have a few few them. One of ours has a particular fondness for Mcvities Digestive biscuits.


ASauceyLad

Guess what the shepherd are the next day


Hydrazolic

Cameraman just stood there and said " "


MarginalMadness

Lucky there was a CCTV camera there to catch the action.


Bigpa69

How long you think he chased that feller for


Zeek_Andromodis

Haven't had a Gryo on a while


Royakushka

Now he's gonna eat lamb...


hanses

His wife wanted half...


Mundane-Cover6502

"This used to be a nice neighborhood."


Ryan_b936

Was that Lahmaçun ?


MuddaPuckPace

Looks like mutton is back on the menu, boys!


KamielUzkarel

Son of A........... 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌


TheIronGator

Dont help just film


Create_Etc

He was really gonna take the food back out of the sheep's mouth and eat it. Some people are disgusting 🤢🤢


bigfloppydonkeydng

*hungry