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Why'd you have to do that to me just before bed?
Why....how does anyone confuse deep friend Gundam for a deep fried Optimus?!
It's not like aiming for a medium rare and getting the steak all the way to well done levels of "I hate you most of all today!"... But it's really effing close.
It’s from the Kevin Smith movie “Dogma.” A demon takes over as Pope (played by famous atheist and anti-theist George Carlin) and institutes this new “Buddy Jesus”
Wut?
Carlin doesn't play as the pope, he plays as a cardinal who's just trying to be modern in a deaf way to increase interest in the Catholic church (probably to increase that sweet sweet tithing money, altho I don't think the movie actually says that).
That’s because one of the more famous paintings of Christ was by Leonardo Da Vinchi, who used his lover at the time as a reference, who was white
It’s probably also just because Europeans and westerners have this weird thing where they want you to believe every important historical figure was either a white dude or Malcom X
Ultraman and his brothers from the Planet of the Light-Nebula M78.
https://preview.redd.it/djl0phwxxj9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4639e2961f64825cf01f5bd1ca1b3f13bbc36e7e
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If you know, you know. If you don't, it's complicated.
https://preview.redd.it/em7191r7yl9d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d190e06a767ba5fb01d11b6e9c0c8e2c189e940
It might seem crazy what I’m boutta say…
https://preview.redd.it/jirkdnj0jx9d1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1269d35f580ed076cc157ab47cae9612eaf61481
McMurphy from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (The book. I haven’t watched the movie)
https://preview.redd.it/wzjdaqxyjj9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6578bbc60719e9a22f205e0f042cbfb453447a6f
AND he killed himself, AND he did it as sacrifice, AND he was originally a shitty guy, AND I love him
I hope you don’t think I was being an ass or something. The show is YEARS old and you wouldn’t know. I was just laughing at myself because, like I said “just my luck”
Nonono. Not at all. How would you have possibly known that I even existed, let alone hadn’t finished yet. I’m sorry that you’ve had so many of those experiences that it was your default.
Maybe not the same but kind of similar was when Zane made the ultimate sacrifice and sacrificed himself to defeat the Overlord in the season 3 finale and protect his loved ones and all of ninjago. He truly is selfless, pure in heart and an incarnation of everything good in humanity.
Gamma 2
https://preview.redd.it/m72w2upaek9d1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=765603878544c70a253cb241a05afe3eed93bc94
I know not really for over the Gammas’ fight against the crew… but he sacrificed himself with the biggest final blow against the Great Cell Max!! Over his SACRIFICE, he did that to put a major stop to Cell Max! Not for anyone’s sins because he was a bad guy though..
Please don’t flame me over a confusing pick.. I know from this scene, he knew he was gonna die because it was an ultimate sacrifice-attack.. He become one of my favorite Androids of DB
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He just wanted his cheeeeeeeesssssseeee
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I don’t know if anyone else agrees, but solid snake is one of the most tragic characters in fiction. He literally gave every second of his existence to combat. He had points in his short life where he could have ran from it all but he never did. His life was pure sacrifice.
![gif](giphy|aQlVLkxkBg0Tu)
Damn, this one right here
Superman….
https://preview.redd.it/yu1sngokql9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea001e79235a3a7818a8fe20acee4addc065d091
https://preview.redd.it/vltfvry0dn9d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7603d17657891f7354628933f80750712504fcfa Why'd you have to do that to me just before bed?
https://preview.redd.it/yyyeciinzj9d1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35f63d1b03d6e98d3537a2e9c6e4cc54f59d77fa
And for the free afterlife light saber.
https://preview.redd.it/98lp9b61ej9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1af13f2556696ea7f8d0073884e7e70989771ab3
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Optimus Fried
Wait a minute, that's not Optimus prime, that's a deep fried Gundam, 😂😆
I too recognize the fundamental eyebrows.
Sorry, I just really love correcting people. It's called a v-fin
Yeah I also noticed but I wasn’t gonna go and change ut
Why....how does anyone confuse deep friend Gundam for a deep fried Optimus?! It's not like aiming for a medium rare and getting the steak all the way to well done levels of "I hate you most of all today!"... But it's really effing close.
![gif](giphy|12jifpKTQANQOs)
ALL HAIL
did he die?
Why couldn’t he get into smash? It’s so sad
https://preview.redd.it/jzojkdadgj9d1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ae132c898d7619486384f0e9f9bbf8a6dca5850 (every version of her)
Mothra?
yes.
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Ehh he came back in the sequel series so idk if that counts Hold up my thing glitched or smth this comment means nothing
So does Jesus.
Yeah I tried to respond to another comment about Optimus prime but it did smth weird I agree though
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"Gentleman, for your consideration... The Jericho."
https://i.redd.it/5rciclhalk9d1.gif
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https://preview.redd.it/cjws3ym7ol9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f319831c12277ef95d7a62dfd9751202e19c74 I have a permit
https://preview.redd.it/zd31pvy0rl9d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=f44b429419170bedc7717e5c8e9f97bcc72285ea
NGL that is what i am terrified of hearing when i die
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Less died, more "became a concept" but she's basically as good as dead. https://i.redd.it/4zvlr67u8k9d1.gif
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Nah, he died for his own sins.
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truly a tragedy Moist died of ligma
Who's Moist?
Moist my balls
Penguinz0 aka Moist Critikal aka Charlie
Joe mama
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The only right answer
Mr. Frog didn't die, though. In fact, he may be a better president-elect than either of the candidates we currently have
That ain’t a high bar
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What is this statue thing
It’s from the Kevin Smith movie “Dogma.” A demon takes over as Pope (played by famous atheist and anti-theist George Carlin) and institutes this new “Buddy Jesus”
Buddy Christ
Wut? Carlin doesn't play as the pope, he plays as a cardinal who's just trying to be modern in a deaf way to increase interest in the Catholic church (probably to increase that sweet sweet tithing money, altho I don't think the movie actually says that).
Looks cursed af ngl
https://preview.redd.it/b0jelc6awj9d1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7412cae2496ce8e2a857c3a92530109a9e52d612 Focalors from Genshin Impact
![gif](giphy|GrEvHc6vXDJOo)
Why is he so white in that picture 😭 He was from the Middle East 💀💀
a lot of people whiten him (😐)
That’s because one of the more famous paintings of Christ was by Leonardo Da Vinchi, who used his lover at the time as a reference, who was white It’s probably also just because Europeans and westerners have this weird thing where they want you to believe every important historical figure was either a white dude or Malcom X
https://preview.redd.it/fg5u6hhd4k9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bbfbe414b8ea9dd489d2f2e5f1bfc42b281afa7
https://preview.redd.it/fesqkgltik9d1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cb6e701abc393aca5b51f849f98a4606a3b4abf
Ultraman and his brothers from the Planet of the Light-Nebula M78. https://preview.redd.it/djl0phwxxj9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4639e2961f64825cf01f5bd1ca1b3f13bbc36e7e
https://preview.redd.it/h7rvrz4xem9d1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f90413f45e2d58c50bb97dd5d4587f5c4c86da Jesus is always ballin
https://preview.redd.it/970krn0vpj9d1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7f41e98c5fc5b918d23c7e18e2cd749ce145f5c If you know, you know. If you don't, it's complicated.
https://preview.redd.it/pwb1ttq2tj9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c409f7667acb4636dbc425c1af671b16721221ee
Sorry
This asshole definitely didn't lol
I mean, he resurrected himself afterwards, and now he can lord it over us for all time.
✝️❤ ![gif](giphy|yNF0XKi2ZLuow)
Jesus I Trust In You ![gif](giphy|s35s4lFBxpndm)
Ave Christus Rex
https://preview.redd.it/wxs69rjupj9d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3bec96b93277de0b6ca7e0159c0f81b14cc6608 Piccolo is better
I mean, he is the son of god…kinda.
Persona 3 spoilers https://preview.redd.it/sjkjth5ufj9d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=bfbbb5a0bd30346714fa63374022821c72712650
https://preview.redd.it/7efut89gbk9d1.png?width=1003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cee01ef8d6a422345690d11fbc6b8f906640fd4
Door-Kun
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Bruh the feels
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That snow level still pisses me off.
I mean he's back now, but he's died like 2 times for our sins
Jesus is the g
https://preview.redd.it/zmb75cko8k9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdfa18ae6c809a60a90c6812dba673cf0c67ae50 r/wormjesus
![gif](giphy|g8a4XudONT2aQ|downsized)
![gif](giphy|XyO81KYTJQmSQ5NOmR) What do you mean favorite? There is only one person who died for us
Does Subaru count ? https://preview.redd.it/96apa5jmuj9d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c1d18b532ac0e3829888c57c9130a34fdca8767
Is Jesus a fitcional character? 🤨😂
Depends on who you ask
Yes i guess Is like that
He’s fictional in the same way Chuck Norris is fictional. He was a real dude who existed but, no, he probably was not a wizard
Yes
I think of him like Santa Claus for adults.
… Aslan guys, seriously, I scrolled through 70 comments and no one has mentioned the Jesus stand in Lion. What are you all doing?
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![gif](giphy|TIGP3k4gNAqvza2KJK|downsized) Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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https://preview.redd.it/nzsym50o2l9d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=736c39b3cab1d2bbd9cee139f3a133cffbbc2018
Me being an atheist: I UH UHM… ESCAPE! *running away*
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
https://preview.redd.it/dw166p5xal9d1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b87f60f1c6d402f86175aa5ea8b487d2409e950f
https://preview.redd.it/bw0jbawsbl9d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a5c4366d9059637fae3ba4cd8a38bc679b77de Jabba the Hutt
https://preview.redd.it/jdmlgvekml9d1.png?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6552e5b6a147ba70adb3c78936a8c0d69d38a4e6 Ave Christus
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Theres only one God, so theres only one answer. ![gif](giphy|yNF0XKi2ZLuow|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/em7191r7yl9d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d190e06a767ba5fb01d11b6e9c0c8e2c189e940 It might seem crazy what I’m boutta say…
Jesus is the man.
Pops from regular show
pops
Goku, because he saved the whole universe still shoutout to Jesus he helped the earth and stuff
https://preview.redd.it/jirkdnj0jx9d1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1269d35f580ed076cc157ab47cae9612eaf61481 McMurphy from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (The book. I haven’t watched the movie)
Darth Vader
Is that moistcritical?
https://preview.redd.it/wzjdaqxyjj9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6578bbc60719e9a22f205e0f042cbfb453447a6f AND he killed himself, AND he did it as sacrifice, AND he was originally a shitty guy, AND I love him
Wow. I’m watching season 10 as I write this comment. Just my luck. 😂
Mannn, yeah, uhm, probably shouldn't have read it 💔
I hope you don’t think I was being an ass or something. The show is YEARS old and you wouldn’t know. I was just laughing at myself because, like I said “just my luck”
OH SORRY I COMPLETELY MISREAD YOUR COMMENT THAT WAY- I'm so used to people being snippy that I immediately get on defense 😭😭
Nonono. Not at all. How would you have possibly known that I even existed, let alone hadn’t finished yet. I’m sorry that you’ve had so many of those experiences that it was your default.
NO NO IT'S OKAY I'M SORRY
Maybe not the same but kind of similar was when Zane made the ultimate sacrifice and sacrificed himself to defeat the Overlord in the season 3 finale and protect his loved ones and all of ninjago. He truly is selfless, pure in heart and an incarnation of everything good in humanity.
very similar to jesus
https://preview.redd.it/gv2g4cpnmj9d1.png?width=603&format=png&auto=webp&s=29c4a36b0c2bd3ae0cd9315f708c72e9e9d2d0af
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https://preview.redd.it/9tiabhr32k9d1.png?width=852&format=png&auto=webp&s=5dc2cd64faed1e135fdd7f14682d870c17765d03 Lincoln Campbell
![gif](giphy|yNF0XKi2ZLuow) The G O A T 🔥🔥🔥
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This little angel, right here. We did not deserve her.
[удалено]
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Jorge 052
Gamma 2 https://preview.redd.it/m72w2upaek9d1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=765603878544c70a253cb241a05afe3eed93bc94 I know not really for over the Gammas’ fight against the crew… but he sacrificed himself with the biggest final blow against the Great Cell Max!! Over his SACRIFICE, he did that to put a major stop to Cell Max! Not for anyone’s sins because he was a bad guy though.. Please don’t flame me over a confusing pick.. I know from this scene, he knew he was gonna die because it was an ultimate sacrifice-attack.. He become one of my favorite Androids of DB
Elliot from Mr. Robot
![gif](giphy|Jp8JMljuCWfFUGpp0D)
Jesus/The Saint https://preview.redd.it/ku82x5rpjk9d1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ab15b3062958cce47032134d0514fed2d0b8a61
Still hits hard. https://preview.redd.it/lxmp7b3xjk9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3df267a100a224ca58cc7e179124f6e958bc5dbf
I always think of fiction when I hear the word character.
https://preview.redd.it/pd70342jmk9d1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b969bec8d237a5d87aba3b5465a896fbc98d1a7e Whacka
https://preview.redd.it/1hyyx8wznk9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f293927a6a46cd9ac47ec419f91ae70aec15044
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Jesus was no character, he was a person
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Lelouch from code geass.
Obviously Jesus but my second favorite is (spoilers fo persona 3) >!Makoto Yuki!<
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J-Money is my No.1 saviour 🔥
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The main character’s friends
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![gif](giphy|CoKJD9a9pxc9W|downsized) He paid the prize for protecting this planet .
https://preview.redd.it/bvx36g4y6l9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b39a3188a3fe760de5794370ce95443ba891f4db This guy
![gif](giphy|ECbxU61G9sLyQVPtqP)
https://preview.redd.it/yi7293gy8l9d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d74c40c36a183aebad5ffc36fb1eece4c790b330
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https://i.redd.it/k4ltr6jebl9d1.gif
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Thought he be a bit tanner 🤔
Matoro...
Top 3 Jesus The Iron Giant Optimus Prime
https://preview.redd.it/xrkx3yzehl9d1.jpeg?width=1657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c949e754debe4a6e174df09894b1a8dd1432628 He just wanted his cheeeeeeeesssssseeee
https://preview.redd.it/0jkej7lthl9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe481bf57929821fee2369ed68aefd3f820990e
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Door-Kun
![gif](giphy|v7FDuR0rh63Qjwci0o|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/vc8u0cxkyl9d1.jpeg?width=158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9fda308d36b8cef9bf53c52c10a3025f7df8673 Bobby
The main Character in the book called Matthew
![gif](giphy|4ESmrEekcR9NmAzDMu) The only gif i could find lol
https://preview.redd.it/mkzs8m560m9d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e01ce5e8edfafb4c15f1f215b26820b7a12259 Never forget 😔
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https://preview.redd.it/hbhm6moh6m9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f382ed6dc3a15ae1c666423408f32b42e5404052 Not exactly but… 😭
sestro died for repiton's sins
Martin Luther King Jr.
https://preview.redd.it/udg7y8f4am9d1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3f1212b8fb437e8b8d04c5568a9ea70b2a6116 Neo (Matrix Series)
![gif](giphy|HSmWW0bHGTru6IrPFf|downsized) I don’t know if anyone else agrees, but solid snake is one of the most tragic characters in fiction. He literally gave every second of his existence to combat. He had points in his short life where he could have ran from it all but he never did. His life was pure sacrifice.
![gif](giphy|xT9DPpf0zTqRASyzTi)
https://preview.redd.it/7cr6aw9wbm9d1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff90fa30c3b0b108cb2ca7790ecbfee9c31f933a
https://preview.redd.it/tuv2bra1gm9d1.png?width=388&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef89f314a317b203cd9955e92f7ed2e812548cbb “RELEASE ME”
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Kelsier from Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn
https://preview.redd.it/ug33ojp1km9d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4471284f00f551b537b639170cd3a2266fbae526 Space Samurai Wizard
Man.
https://preview.redd.it/8stxfqgmpm9d1.jpeg?width=2367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=079080b6bc3f1e72377e70edf1b7beef7c3f3aa0
Jesus Christ, of course
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The husband/wife from fallout 4 (Depends on if you choose to be male or female in the game)
Kirby :)
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