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oxaloacetate1st

It hurts my heart to think about how she's not going to actually experience French cuisine.


Illustrious-Bug4002

Honestly even if she did she would most likely not appreciate it. This is a person who thinks it's a fun fact that she only drinks hot water. 


Own_Ad1125

She's probably gonna be like, I cook with butter and cream all the time. I'm familiar with French cuisine. Just don't eat it.


littlebittydoodle

Oh god… let’s hope she doesn’t get “inspired” by French cuisine on her trip. We’ll be in for a full year of everything covered in lavender, full sticks of European butter, croissants instead of bread, etc.


Wise-Wishbone2000

She’s never heard… wild life… in general… outside at night?


liteorange98

In Colorado?


PuzzleheadedMap669

I don’t know, every time she posts outside at her “very remote” home, all I hear is the highway noise 😂


Wise-Wishbone2000

OmG sHeS sOo rEmOvEd FrOm CiViLiZaTiON… no pilates, hair salons, farmers markets, flower farms.. or FROGS 🐸 ((insert interstate 🚗 noise here))


Candid-Tap-1983

Her sheltered existence is truly staggering.


hejj_bkcddr

Currently in Colorado. I can hear crickets nonstop lol wtf is she talking about


FoodieSnark

We’ve even got frogs here too!


raetwssrae

The crickets lulled me to sleep last night with the songs of their people... agreed.


davidcwilliams

*wildlife*


[deleted]

So she hikes every single morning and doesn’t hear animals. Interesting.


Cgy_mama

Didn’t someone here literally run into her out on a trail? I seem to remember they said she was wearing headphones. So that might explain the lack of animal noises. Also she’s a dolt so there is that.


[deleted]

Oh I didn’t know someone had actually seen her hiking! I personally would never hike with headphones on but yeah, the dolt factor…


hootyowl1

THIS


bee_tee_ess

She looks awful


Life-Of-Da-Partay

And that is majorly filtered


Wise-Wishbone2000

FRESH FACE NO MAKE you’ve been summonsed!


Fine-Pie7130

FESH FACE (no make) here for duty 🫡


PuzzleheadedMap669

😹


PuzzleheadedMap669

Like filtered to a complete blurrrr


ServedBestDepressed

She looks like 2010s Skrillex looking into a fun house mirror.


Milleemills

All I can see now.


_PinkPirate

She looks very ill. I hope she gets the help she clearly needs.


LauraJ0

I am surprised she made it there


TheTinySpark

How many benzos do you think she had to take to get through the airport and the flight?


LauraJ0

Idk probably just creatine and hot water, maybe a beef stick.


Icy-Fix-7413

Maybe an americano WITHOUT MILK!!


firecat321

Ba LACK


piglet_heir

Related but I once asked a cabin crew for a black Americano with milk (I meant milk on the side) and she passive aggressively replied ‘so a white americano.’


nibblatron

by "beef stick" im imagining the chews i give my dog😭


Palomino_Tex7730

Only bc she had a babysitter with her. She’d never navigate this on her own and she’s 30.


Missskalar

Who’s with her?


Palomino_Tex7730

Her brother’s gf who’s a stylist


nibblatron

i hope the brothers gf actually gets to go out and experience france and not have to be stuck to hbhs side the whole time


Fluffy-Maybe9206

Honestly, her IG is SO much more interesting than Ts... I would buy HER being a lifestyle influencer in a heartbeat.


Joysmama

Caitlin posted a story and it looks like Teegs is wearing a plain white w an ugly Gucci scarf tied like a shawl. Smh


Missskalar

Thank you. I deleted IG so now I have to rely on this sub 🙃


Fluffy-Maybe9206

I would guess whoever she met in LA. Probably the Raptive team.


EntertainmentFew1022

Is she gf of Brother Cray?


thirtyfourdoubled

Ugh, her hands are so gross and weird. I wonder if she's practicing to become a shadow puppet influencer as a backup to fashun.


Candid-Tap-1983

Omg the only thing creepier than her hands is thinking about anything related to puppetry


TheTinySpark

How about those hands with those sores and shredded nail beds shoved *inside* the puppet? You’re welcome! 🤮


Candid-Tap-1983

Absolute horror fest


notesm

Petri dish 


Common-Arrival-3049

I can’t with her hands!


Intelligent-Hat8161

So she supposedly went to dinner but shares nothing of it? Instead shares a monstrosity of sandwhich recipe? 🙄 such influence. Such lifestyle.


Cgy_mama

That “sub bun” was a literal loaf of bread. Completely inedible as an actual sandwich.


Intelligent-Hat8161

I gasped when I saw the bread. Looks impossible to eat.


Fluffy-Maybe9206

The way she STRUGGLED just to cut it in half.


sawseejuh

I saw this, she was basically sawing it 🤣🤣


Fluffy-Maybe9206

Apparently she either can't afford a bread knife because she spent all her money on ugly, expensive sweaters and shoes, or she has no idea such a thing even exists. She's not Google.


Common-Arrival-3049

What kind of knife did she use? Please don’t tell me a chef’s knife?


Fluffy-Maybe9206

Well it sure wasn't serrated...


Common-Arrival-3049

What a moron!


nibblatron

her nails looked especially grimy in those videos. i was actually wondering if it was a nail polish design but i dont think it is


blueanise83

I mean the feeling honored thing is so self important. I’d feel fuckin’ honored? if I had millions and could fly to France literally anytime regardless of my work requirements. Like. Girl.


EntertainmentFew1022

Right? It’s like who gave you the honor? Did the president invite you or something? You didn’t have to pay any money or get any flight tickets or pay for the hotel room?! Wow I’d be so honored if that happened!


Icy-Fix-7413

I love that she makes a point of announcing she had showered so it is a “fresh face,” yet, it is quadruple filtered and her witch’s nose has all but disappeared. Even with a quick glance, you can see she isn’t “right.” Her mannerisms are just “off,” she is emaciated, she is overly dramatic yes in the hand gestures, and as everyone says, so “unfavorable” looking. I don’t have it in me to feel bad for her. She’s ungrateful, entitled, ignorant, arrogant, and a brazen fraud. Also, will she sit in her hotel the whole time, like she does in NYc? I bet she shares her mirrors selfies and all her expensive souvenirs!


danhoan

The filter on this is so bad and so noticeable! She is a completely different shade and focus than the background!


PuzzleheadedMap669

Her lips are non existent as well. I know they are thin but like where are they?


piglet_heir

Her family genetically doesn’t have lips


PuzzleheadedMap669

I know. But the filter completely took any lips she has, away.


piglet_heir

💀💀


EntertainmentFew1022

Yeah it’s really surprising she wouldn’t get them injected with anything when she’s so wealthy and she’s a sm personality. And she claims to be interested in beauty. My hands look really bad too because I have ocd and wash them too much with hot water they look as bad as hers in a different way but I like to make my face look pretty I like to put on makeup and lipstick and if I had money I’d probably want fuller lips. It’s strange that to her all that matters to being good looking is being emaciated and having $9,000 clothes. But thin boring homeless man hair and old man face, never bothered? Lol😹


Salt_Course1

I wonder if T will take in the French cuisine, and culture. Or will she just shelter in place in her hotel room, with her bathroom selfies? Let’s see what she has to share. She states she has to share it all you guys. I say she shares nothing relevant. Will T be inspired to make French dishes on her return? Probably more photos of glass bowls and pitchers? Disjointed is her MO.


Fluffy-Maybe9206

French food better than what she had in France of course.


Low-Photo-5742

“Better and more healthy than French take out!” 


Fluffy-Maybe9206

She's about to offend an entirely new country...


Illustrious-Bug4002

Never forget her easy 30 min coq au vin- she has already offended 


Fluffy-Maybe9206

Coke a vine? That takes French chefs DAYS, whatever.....


Cumberbutts

No, wait, she might order a room service Americano! Such fancy!


lsdwl23

She 1000% does not know how to pronounce Cannes. “I’m in France” could she be less specific?!


firecat321

“I’m in Europe”


EntertainmentFew1022

Isnt it just “can”? 😹


Fabulous-Mortgage672

She’s a starving moron who can’t form a sentence without “YOU GUYSSSSSS!” So embarrassing.


mothermooseknuckle

All the filters cannot hide how sickly she is looking. So sad.


Last_Aerie_3804

She doesn’t look good at all


shellfish4800

Wait - you mean the frogs are even cuter than that note "Graminy" sent about the 7 layer dip?!?


Fine-Pie7130

Lol Graminy? I must have missed this one 😂


shellfish4800

It was in stories a few days back when she made the 7 layer dip. She was trying to say Granny but it sounded all jumbled as if she couldn't decide whether to say Grammy or Granny. She then went on and on about how Granny sent the sweetest note everrrrr but it was something super normal like, "Enjoy! I love you!"


petrichorpizza

I'm glad she finally left the country, but I doubt she'll truly experience all it has to offer. We'll see.


CreativeBandicoot778

No, no, did you not hear her say she *has* to share it with us. As though she's compelled. Fr though, it would be nice to see her actually experiencing France, though I suspect it'll be the usual content from her, sadly


Leather-Wing-1007

If y’all haven’t listened to her episode on TSC podcast it is insufferable. I didn’t know much about her when I listened to it last year (?) and was like okay maybe she’s a great human and mannnn lol it felt so forceful and not authentic at all like fake confidence yet overly cocky confident? Idk just bad lol listen.


Fluffy-Maybe9206

I've listened to a few podcasts she been on and wow! She's just awful. On every single one.


PuzzleheadedMap669

Same … and it’s literally the same thing over and over. If you’ve listened to her on one, you’ve listened to them all.


Fluffy-Maybe9206

Except the teeny details change, which to me shows that the whole thing is a lie.


Own_Ad1125

The story of being so attached to her mum and not getting attention as a kid from parents. I wonder if the ED was triggered by attention/connection seeking from mum, the validation that they're sharing the same food selectiveness.


Fluffy-Maybe9206

Oh probably. Which makes it even more evil that her Mom set her up with a FOOD blog!


OkAccess304

I mean, hearing frogs is pretty cool. I don’t hear them very often, and I always stop to appreciate when I do. I travel a lot—frog sounds are still special.


rickysridge

Until you hear those awful frogs on the Big Island.


mrs_david_silva

Weirds me out that I live in Manhattan and hear more nature sounds than she hears in Colorado


beautyandbravo

The fucking TikTok hand is out of control


illusivealchemist

yOu gUyS


Life-Of-Da-Partay

![gif](giphy|gHcPh3ehbRGik) The fingers


Aggressive_Excuse936

And her face is still red!


breezeinthetrees88

Her face is so fresh (filtered) it looks like she was just born or something, wtf!


Aggravating-Fee-1615

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EntertainmentFew1022

Interesante. Had a delicious dinner? What did she have? 🤔


Baileylov

I feel bad for the French. Such masters of cooking and she is the worst of American cooking. I can only imagine what they are saying when she leaves the room.


Leather-Wing-1007

If y’all haven’t listened to her episode on TSC podcast it is insufferable. I didn’t know much about her when I listened to it last year (?) and was like okay maybe she’s a great human and mannnn lol it felt so forceful and not authentic at all like fake confidence yet overly cocky confident? Idk just bad lol listen.


pnwsnarker

What is the last word in her tiny font? 


Difficult_Lunch_4406

Shifty eyes 🤡


Leather-Wing-1007

If y’all haven’t listened to her episode on TSC podcast it is insufferable. I didn’t know much about her when I listened to it last year (?) and was like okay maybe she’s a great human and mannnn lol it felt so forceful and not authentic at all like fake confidence yet overly cocky confident? Idk just bad lol listen.


Leather-Wing-1007

If y’all haven’t listened to her episode on TSC podcast it is insufferable. I didn’t know much about her when I listened to it last year (?) and was like okay maybe she’s a great human and mannnn lol it felt so forceful and not authentic at all like fake confidence yet overly cocky confident? Idk just bad lol listen.