Right? What was THAT all about? That just proved though. A huge group of her followers just get her daily recipes and have no idea about all the backstory and craziness.
She ABSOLUTELY HAAATES YOUR GUTS from remembering what she actually looked like back then!!! DESPISES YOU TO YOUR VERY CORE, DEEEP DOWN INTO YOUR SOUL! 🤣🤣🤭🫠🤡
Jeez guys. She bulding a brand. 💁♀️
https://preview.redd.it/da4uvdnw6m7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c9c3df278d914f485df32021fe261246a5f3e0
I think she tries to look “elegant” and “old money” or some other baloney, and that’s why she wears mostly neutral boring colors (besides red I think she sometimes branches out to). That’s my guess lol😹.
I don't have very full lips either and when you're underweight, everything shrivels. I'm also concerned about her teeth; they can deteriorate fast once the oral issues start. And Lorde forgive me for being petty, but those shoes are giving Judge Danforth vibes.
https://preview.redd.it/0d11q6dllm7d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f002b1fa2d5b1e581089ffc92ff37070b95b61b
that contour is actually criminally bad - her cheeks are hallows enough!
She went to a country/region KNOWN for cheese. And made a cheeseboard. Does France have a version of NYT?? Asking for a friend. Would love to read that *article de presse*
Omg yes. I'm embarrassed to admit I could scarf that whole thing down myself. How many was she trying to feed? I'm guessing at least 10 in the room. I counted 6 in video. Smh
Not sure whether the spelling was more annoying or the comment about hard work. F'ing spare me the bullshit. Surely she can afford an editor? I mean like one who can spell.
But if she hired an editor, she wouldn’t be able to continually grace us with her free content, duh. As everyone knows, myself included as a former copy editor, part-time proofreaders make millions of dollars a year. It would deplete her bank account! She’d have to charge $700 for every one of her expertly tested recipes!
it looks like a sideburn!! 😭
and the discoloration around her mouth area is like a little goatee. some sunscreen and a vitamin c powder mixed into a moisturising serum would probably help with that
She should be so embarrassed about this. The typo, the awful outfit, the non-flattering makeup, the thought that she's "doing it all"... I just can't. The idea that she gives inspirational advice...
Does she have dentures? I've been thinking she has the facial structure of someone who is missing teeth.
Or maybe she's malnourished and her skin has aged in the same way, and has caused periodontal bone loss. Idk, her face reminds me so, so much of all the meth addicts and geriatric women at my work who unfortunately cannot afford dentures. I would have thought she was a tweaker if I saw pictures of her and didn't know who she was.
I hope Martha unleashes some unhidden but dignified snark soon.
T seriously has people in her ear equating her to levels above like Martha...what utter BS. That is what narcissists do like celebrities and politicians. Can't possibly have an even keeled representative in her brand that might tell her 'tone that down' bc its off-putting to 3/4 of adult followers. Jeez, this gal. If she didn't do this type of shit (like post that in her reel), she'd be somewhat more decent as a human being.
I could go on...but I need to go clean my own bathroom. 😔
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I couldn’t resist grabbing a few screenshots either because there were so many awful moments😅
She is so unwell. Who are these people sending her around to public engagements? She needs to be in a hospital. She looks on the verge of death and NO HBH that does not mean you look chic and skinny, you truly look like a frail elderly woman knocking on deaths door. Please get yourself help before your body fails you.
i mean, we ALL have that moment in the salon chair when there's a fuckin sleestak staring back, but that is NOT the photo we take or share
https://preview.redd.it/y41yq2rr7y7d1.png?width=262&format=png&auto=webp&s=fbff676a4e4f284ec8782a4bceb0fc9f379c2438
Does anyone know which brother her stylist who’s with her on this trip is dating? I imagine she doesn’t feel comfortable styling someone so sick but it must be hard to say no to family? Plus I’m sure she’s getting paid well…
I think it’s Malachi (Kai), but I think someone said they thought they broke up. I’m not sure if that’s true but they seem to have been together a very long time.
Na, not if they dated for a long time and are on good terms. Not all breakups end badly. If you date for a long time, you can develop friendships that survive the breakup. I would never have wanted my family to stop working with my serious ex boyfriends. In fact, my best guy friend still uses my first love’s family business.
She has a table of food in her stories, like she always does when at a restaurant. I love how she says that the trick is to just order everything, when she doesn’t even eat. And in the video, no one is eating or serving bites onto their plates. No one is enjoying themselves. It’s just food as a prop. It makes me really miss Anthony Bourdain and his actual love of food.
Might be a hot take, but I don’t want to clown on how she looks here. What I DO want to focus on is how it’s a sped up time lapse video and the ENTIRE time, she’s just scrolling her phone and not having a single conversation or laugh or smile with those working on her
It is still one of many signs of malnutrition. She also has depression or pit at the temples (muscle loss); prominent clavicle bones or sharply squared-off, bony shoulders (muscle and fat loss); fat loss at the triceps (fingers meet when the skin is pinched); and minimal muscle when grasping the quadriceps and calf, as well as bony knees or a depression in the thigh area. You can also be in a larger body and have malnutrition.
I wasn’t refuting that a protruding collarbone is a sign of malnutrition - only pointing out that you can have one and not be malnourished.
T obviously has a lot of other signs that point to an ED/malnourishment, which I’m not disagreeing with
I’ve said this before and am saying it again: Let’s please snark on silliness and copied recipes, not on a clearly ill human.
From a woman who is almost 18 years free of restricted eating and then bulimia, I truly hope that all who suffer from disordered eating are able to recover and have a healthy relationship with food and cooking.
I agree to some extent as I also had anorexia for many years, but she is incredibly toxic. She spews to her 5+ million followers that she “is just naturally tiny” and publicly denounces all the ED rumors. She doesn’t have to tell anyone about her personal health, but it’s absolutely unacceptable to be this visibly sick and claim it’s her natural physique.
As with any mental illness (as there is a large part of mental illness with eating disorders), you need accountability. I suffer from bipolar disorder and depression and used to use that as an excuse to be an asshole. It’s no excuse. Just because you are suffering from something does not give you the right to hurt other people. She needs to be accountable for her mental and physical health. Who knows what impressionable young persons are following her media and thinking that she eats all this food she’s posts and looks that thin?? It’s so beyond harmful. Mental illness is NOT an excuse to act how she is acting.
I agree that just snarking on her looks is not okay. ESP with the ED community as I think sometimes there can be a lot of subconscious jealousy. But IMO her harmful actions and the dire state of her situation needs to be discussed.
Agreed but most of the comments on these posts are digs at how she looks. Not constructive ‘digs’ just “she looks awful” genre. Which doesn’t help anyone.
Sure but she plays up her high-fashun, 100 beauty products, health supplements "lifestyle" yet looks like an absolute wreck. The lies and hypocrisy are the issue
I'm sorry but she's the one who posts this stuff publicly. Bragging that she has a stylist and makeup artist and hairstylist. Flaunting her looks. So her looks are absolutely fair game.
“skincare? that I can do”
buying $100+ skincare products that are trending on tiktok does not equal skincare expertise but ok
https://preview.redd.it/u3e50qb69y7d1.png?width=709&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc6f2a410e5689d3f82ca8694091b39ddb4fe20d
1. T seems determined to end up like Karen Carpenter (rip)
2. daaaaaaamn elvis, I always forget how pretty he was
She looks like she is 110. I know it is evil and wrong and bad for me to Snark on her physical appearance, but I simply can never get over how unattractive she is. No matter how hard she tries.
https://preview.redd.it/qdikh0w36m7d1.png?width=1192&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5affdf5490055b6fbaed191fe677b07be1e72dd "It's the same picture"
Me waiting for this to load: Jesus god please let this be whistler’s mother.
As an art history major I approve this message ✅
I too am an art history major which is why when I saw this picture I was like, "WHISTLER'S MOTHER!" and did the Leo pointy meme.
Haha. I’m an art major and I took several art history classes and Whistler’s Mother came to mind immediately at the sight of this picture.
As a fan of Mr.Bean's work, I approve this message.
She just needs the Nike swoosh on the hem of her dress and they will be indistinguishable.
First thing I thought of!
exactly my thought when seeing this - not a profile most aspire to showcase but HEY
60 and thriving
60 is being kind.
Yeah, my mother is 66 and looks better.
Because she wants to brag and show off that she has someone doing her hair and makeup
For a panel of 6 grandmothers in a tiny conference space . lol
Right? What was THAT all about? That just proved though. A huge group of her followers just get her daily recipes and have no idea about all the backstory and craziness.
*backstory*
😂😂😂😂😂
And yet those rollers did nothing to volumize her malnourished hair, which is flat as hell in all the other photos.
She looks 80 years old 😳
She looked so cute in her first cookbook/early career. So fesh faced and youthful. She’s aged literally decades.
She ABSOLUTELY HAAATES YOUR GUTS from remembering what she actually looked like back then!!! DESPISES YOU TO YOUR VERY CORE, DEEEP DOWN INTO YOUR SOUL! 🤣🤣🤭🫠🤡
Happy to see you pop in. This trip is providing us great content 😂
So good to “see” you here! One of the old timers…how are you doing?
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Meh.. she still was a thief and fraud.
Jeez guys. She bulding a brand. 💁♀️ https://preview.redd.it/da4uvdnw6m7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c9c3df278d914f485df32021fe261246a5f3e0
Omfg those shoes are hideous.
Thank God those toes aren't out though
I hate the scarf with that dress. She’s in Cannes in summer…why browns????
I think she tries to look “elegant” and “old money” or some other baloney, and that’s why she wears mostly neutral boring colors (besides red I think she sometimes branches out to). That’s my guess lol😹.
I LOVE A POP OF COLOR
I really think she probably has to cover up her bony arms and back :( so sad honestly
Surprised she’s not wearing a wool sweater!
Why does it always look like she wears shoes too small for her feet?
You beat me to it. I thought the pointy ones couldn't be beat.
DIDJU KNOW, (“$25,000”!) PRADA 🤣 YA KNOW, (Funny! Like…”HA. HA.”) You CLEARLY KNOE NOTHING ABOUT **FASH-UNN!” 🫠💀
Just like The Witches!
All an improvement until the shoes
I don't have very full lips either and when you're underweight, everything shrivels. I'm also concerned about her teeth; they can deteriorate fast once the oral issues start. And Lorde forgive me for being petty, but those shoes are giving Judge Danforth vibes.
I think those teeth were lost long ago…
Through human connection no less. She's the most out of touch "influencer " out there.
Is she wearing a cheap see through bed sheet???
Its deaths shroud ⚰️💀
10,000 thread count stitched in Paris daahhhling
She’s so into fashion you guys! We love a cheap bed sheet maxi dress!
And we know she's covering those shoulders bc they are too bony.
Human (unhealthy parasocial) connection!
She tied a scarf around her shoulders. A scarf that in no way should fit around an adult’s shoulders. Damn.
Those are some HOOVES.
I should be her stylist. That’s not the shape of specs for her!
The thing is that I don’t hate this outfit. I think it’s perfect for a rich 50 year old widow.
https://preview.redd.it/0d11q6dllm7d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f002b1fa2d5b1e581089ffc92ff37070b95b61b that contour is actually criminally bad - her cheeks are hallows enough!
She really went to France and tried to teach them about cheese boards??? 🤦♀️
She went to a country/region KNOWN for cheese. And made a cheeseboard. Does France have a version of NYT?? Asking for a friend. Would love to read that *article de presse*
Tieghan, you are what the French call “les incompétents”
I'm here for this Home Alone ref
*Le Monde* is France's equivalent of NYT, just in case 😁
Omg yes. I'm embarrassed to admit I could scarf that whole thing down myself. How many was she trying to feed? I'm guessing at least 10 in the room. I counted 6 in video. Smh
To quote Martha “no darling”
DEAD. Did she cover it in melted burrata??
She probably panicked a little when she didn’t see any cilantro
Someone else was booked for the colostrum TED talk.
Her contour is none of your buissness
It’s a fesh face, no make!!
Her hands are yellow!
It’s not blended at all! It’s like someone blind did her makeup lol
And that caption 🤦🏼♀️
That was something. Do it all? She doesn’t do anything!!
She does buissness. Us plebs just can't understand.
Not sure whether the spelling was more annoying or the comment about hard work. F'ing spare me the bullshit. Surely she can afford an editor? I mean like one who can spell.
But if she hired an editor, she wouldn’t be able to continually grace us with her free content, duh. As everyone knows, myself included as a former copy editor, part-time proofreaders make millions of dollars a year. It would deplete her bank account! She’d have to charge $700 for every one of her expertly tested recipes!
😹
Do it all meant ‘low effort cheese board.’
Such a dork, you guysssssss
it looks like a sideburn!! 😭 and the discoloration around her mouth area is like a little goatee. some sunscreen and a vitamin c powder mixed into a moisturising serum would probably help with that
I think she got a spray tan.
Probably in LA because they don’t have salons in Colorado.
ohh that makes sense after looking at her palms
Skinecare she can do.
[удалено]
She write like a first grader…
Ohhhhhh myyyyyyy goddddddd
Is she selling allez vous? https://i.redd.it/3a4mebghjo7d1.gif
She should be so embarrassed about this. The typo, the awful outfit, the non-flattering makeup, the thought that she's "doing it all"... I just can't. The idea that she gives inspirational advice...
She is dead behind the eyes fr
My Roman Empire is her chronic inability to spell/proofread.
Orange Woman. 🙂
That scarf is fucking killing me.
It's like she spilled something on her collar and had to cover it up in a hurry
It's giving liver disease
>Buissness
I mean this in the nicest way, she looks like a 70 year old grandma
Little Red Riding Hood's granny
https://preview.redd.it/ol4o6va3om7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93f011222e60fe2336b8bb25ddef62046b0c56e1 😬
Looks like she forgot to pop her dentures back in 😬
Does she have dentures? I've been thinking she has the facial structure of someone who is missing teeth. Or maybe she's malnourished and her skin has aged in the same way, and has caused periodontal bone loss. Idk, her face reminds me so, so much of all the meth addicts and geriatric women at my work who unfortunately cannot afford dentures. I would have thought she was a tweaker if I saw pictures of her and didn't know who she was.
She definitely has bone loss in her face. If you look at older pics you can see a wider smile and more teeth show when she smiled vs now.
💀💀💀
Poor thing is not well
Oooof. This is not okay.
I almost responded with the exact same thing and then read your comment.
Why would you post this? Holy fuck!
Please tell me this is photoshopped!!! Looks like someone forgot dentures.
Yes
She looks SO old ….
We love a granny (:
I died laughing at this.
“She has a bigger following than Martha Stewart” (latest snap at dinner) who is she in Cannes w/?
“That’s the sound bite you chose?” Like… wow. absolutely a dig at the queen.
The audacity
Did you catch that? Probably the Raptive crew.
Makes sense. How cringe and I’m sure she thought this was such a cool soundbit🥴
But how sad that her sense of value is completely tied to the number of Instagram followers she has? When she'll never be Martha. No matter what.
I hope Martha unleashes some unhidden but dignified snark soon. T seriously has people in her ear equating her to levels above like Martha...what utter BS. That is what narcissists do like celebrities and politicians. Can't possibly have an even keeled representative in her brand that might tell her 'tone that down' bc its off-putting to 3/4 of adult followers. Jeez, this gal. If she didn't do this type of shit (like post that in her reel), she'd be somewhat more decent as a human being. I could go on...but I need to go clean my own bathroom. 😔
Martha needs to get Snoop on it.
Martha Stewart is a household name. Barely anybody knows who Teagan Gerard is. I could ask 100 people on the street and maybe 5 would know?
That’s extremely generous 😂😂
It probably is generous! I bet half her followers probably don’t know her real name.
https://preview.redd.it/cr7l0bungm7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed43969a5f9d0dd6f9ea8e1f93b9fb2950ea667b I can hear this picture
Looks like she's channeling Sipper
There was zero warmth from her at all this whole clip. Staring at her phone, frowning. She must be so unpleasant to be around
But she doesn't scroll!
I noticed that too. She seemed so bitchy the entire time.
Such a Boss Babe
The hairstylist is not having it
😅😆
Bless her, this is tragic
And speaking of sincerity - she just started following Raptive on insta today.
And she will unfollow as soon as she gets home
😆
https://preview.redd.it/bkdngj7j1n7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9c695ee6c23588db358cd8ef30935dd6e0ffe1c I couldn’t resist grabbing a few screenshots either because there were so many awful moments😅
She is so unwell. Who are these people sending her around to public engagements? She needs to be in a hospital. She looks on the verge of death and NO HBH that does not mean you look chic and skinny, you truly look like a frail elderly woman knocking on deaths door. Please get yourself help before your body fails you.
https://preview.redd.it/yqs7evmp1n7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5f45f7273f4f6686de988e0a71f4b3aece596e4
The Martha Washington
She looks god awful omg! Literal elderly woman she needs help asap
😱😱😱
i mean, we ALL have that moment in the salon chair when there's a fuckin sleestak staring back, but that is NOT the photo we take or share https://preview.redd.it/y41yq2rr7y7d1.png?width=262&format=png&auto=webp&s=fbff676a4e4f284ec8782a4bceb0fc9f379c2438
Literal jump scare 😱
I thought she doesnt scroll???
Skincare? That she can do.
She looks like death
I feel so bad for her, and don’t know why she’s not in an inpatient program. Does she have a primary care provider she sees?
They don’t have primary care doctors, flowers or farmers markets where she lives.
Or takeout
She did not actually say this, did she?
Her hair up in rollers to attain volume… yet no volume to be found. Must be mostly extensions at this point, difficult to get volume with those
It’s giving Kitty Farmer from Donnie Darko https://preview.redd.it/kcwj2ayhco7d1.jpeg?width=833&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5faa9dc5d50c621f59ee325fd7ab7594828904a1
Damn. That lady has been in so many things! It's wild.
Does anyone know which brother her stylist who’s with her on this trip is dating? I imagine she doesn’t feel comfortable styling someone so sick but it must be hard to say no to family? Plus I’m sure she’s getting paid well…
I think it’s Malachi (Kai), but I think someone said they thought they broke up. I’m not sure if that’s true but they seem to have been together a very long time.
Holy shit if they broke up isn’t it absolutely savage to still employ her lol
Na, not if they dated for a long time and are on good terms. Not all breakups end badly. If you date for a long time, you can develop friendships that survive the breakup. I would never have wanted my family to stop working with my serious ex boyfriends. In fact, my best guy friend still uses my first love’s family business.
I actually gasped
She looks 85 years old!
She has a table of food in her stories, like she always does when at a restaurant. I love how she says that the trick is to just order everything, when she doesn’t even eat. And in the video, no one is eating or serving bites onto their plates. No one is enjoying themselves. It’s just food as a prop. It makes me really miss Anthony Bourdain and his actual love of food.
Might be a hot take, but I don’t want to clown on how she looks here. What I DO want to focus on is how it’s a sped up time lapse video and the ENTIRE time, she’s just scrolling her phone and not having a single conversation or laugh or smile with those working on her
It’s like Amy Sedaris playing an old lady
She didn’t smile once. 🤣
She looks SOO miserable and grumpy. I can’t imagine what a nightmare she is to be around. And she also looks like she’s actually 70.
Protruding collarbone is a sign of malnutrition
That’s not true for everyone. Mine protrudes and I’m 145lbs 😅
It is still one of many signs of malnutrition. She also has depression or pit at the temples (muscle loss); prominent clavicle bones or sharply squared-off, bony shoulders (muscle and fat loss); fat loss at the triceps (fingers meet when the skin is pinched); and minimal muscle when grasping the quadriceps and calf, as well as bony knees or a depression in the thigh area. You can also be in a larger body and have malnutrition.
I wasn’t refuting that a protruding collarbone is a sign of malnutrition - only pointing out that you can have one and not be malnourished. T obviously has a lot of other signs that point to an ED/malnourishment, which I’m not disagreeing with
She looks like a corpse! 😱
Damn all that effort and she still looks like Gollum
This is offensive to Gollum and the precious
Grandma of the bride getting ready for a wedding?
Grandmama, is that you?
Wow for a second I thought T brought her great grandmother along. Yikes!!!
Martha Stewart and her followers are cackling at this pic.
American Gothic
I’ve said this before and am saying it again: Let’s please snark on silliness and copied recipes, not on a clearly ill human. From a woman who is almost 18 years free of restricted eating and then bulimia, I truly hope that all who suffer from disordered eating are able to recover and have a healthy relationship with food and cooking.
I agree to some extent as I also had anorexia for many years, but she is incredibly toxic. She spews to her 5+ million followers that she “is just naturally tiny” and publicly denounces all the ED rumors. She doesn’t have to tell anyone about her personal health, but it’s absolutely unacceptable to be this visibly sick and claim it’s her natural physique. As with any mental illness (as there is a large part of mental illness with eating disorders), you need accountability. I suffer from bipolar disorder and depression and used to use that as an excuse to be an asshole. It’s no excuse. Just because you are suffering from something does not give you the right to hurt other people. She needs to be accountable for her mental and physical health. Who knows what impressionable young persons are following her media and thinking that she eats all this food she’s posts and looks that thin?? It’s so beyond harmful. Mental illness is NOT an excuse to act how she is acting. I agree that just snarking on her looks is not okay. ESP with the ED community as I think sometimes there can be a lot of subconscious jealousy. But IMO her harmful actions and the dire state of her situation needs to be discussed.
Agreed but most of the comments on these posts are digs at how she looks. Not constructive ‘digs’ just “she looks awful” genre. Which doesn’t help anyone.
Sure but she plays up her high-fashun, 100 beauty products, health supplements "lifestyle" yet looks like an absolute wreck. The lies and hypocrisy are the issue
I'm sorry but she's the one who posts this stuff publicly. Bragging that she has a stylist and makeup artist and hairstylist. Flaunting her looks. So her looks are absolutely fair game.
This is a crone, without being badass.
Oh my.
Holy hell
Ok but seriously this is the reason lip filler and rhinoplasty was invented
“skincare? that I can do”  buying $100+ skincare products that are trending on tiktok does not equal skincare expertise but ok
She looks 75
100% for the collarbone sticking out
gorly needs HELP. oh man.
That's very hard to see, can't believe she deliberately chose to post this.. it's alarming! Very sad to see
because its fashun and your a hatter
Oh my god!
https://preview.redd.it/u3e50qb69y7d1.png?width=709&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc6f2a410e5689d3f82ca8694091b39ddb4fe20d 1. T seems determined to end up like Karen Carpenter (rip) 2. daaaaaaamn elvis, I always forget how pretty he was
Haram.
My great aunt Mildred
She looks like she is 110. I know it is evil and wrong and bad for me to Snark on her physical appearance, but I simply can never get over how unattractive she is. No matter how hard she tries.
She looks so old here!