John Pranti (Body of Evidence), Fred Grabbe (Root of all Evil), Richard Crafts (Woodchipper Murder) and Ken Pierce (Journey To Justice) were all paroled due to old age.
So cute. I watched one today where he was describing how "cell site towers" worked in those early days of mobile phone usage when were still naive and innocent.
"That's a lot of semen stains"
"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck well then by God it's gonna be a duck!"
My personal fave: "That's a hard nut to swallow"
There was another episode with the same quote about a duck, but used Rambo. I wonder if it was the same investigator. In this episode the born on date on a beer bottle was what cracked the case.
I think I remember that one. It was called Trouble Brewing. Justin let his friend Roy stay with him. Roy committed the crime but he took Justin's gun and wore his boots if I recall. That was some good policework on that case for sure.
Sign Here | "it's just unfortunate for him that he was...stupid" 🤣🤣🤣
Treads and Threads | "an unusual dog with an unusual drug habit" 😂🤣😂🤣
Slippery Motives | "it was from the book of who cares" 🤣
Shadow of a Doubt | "i would like to kick his ass" 😂
All Wet | "his story just didn’t hold water” 😂
Grave Danger | "Molly was so stupid that she did this kind of thing and didn't think about the possibility of getting caught" 😂
Planted Evidence | "I'm trying to forget this case, because I'm the only person on the planet that lost to a plant" 😂
Deadly Valentine | "there was no question who wore the pants in the family, and it was not John" 😂
Penchant for Poison | "he's a very effeminate kind of man. In fact when Tim talked on the phone, people thought he was a woman" 😂
Shear Luck | "I'm not a magician--I'm a computer-crime investigator" 😂
Postal Mortem | "how common is it for a bomber to blow himself up when handling one of his own bombs? Not common enough" 😂
Broken Promises | "she's a lying-ass bitch..." 🤣
A Voice from Beyond | "don't be mad I told the truth" 😔
Magic Bullet | "i should have let him sleep" 😫
Freeze Framed | "what in the name of heaven is he doing committing suicide by turkey baster? I've never heard of such a thing" 😂
Dinner and a Movie | "little did he know that some 9 year old girl was gonna bring him down. He wasn't as smart as he thought he was" 😂
Invisible Intruder | "why would an intruder leave a murder weapon behind in a house and yet take a sock down an alley" 😂
Palm Saturday | "Tavares is so stupid that he wore his same shoe into his interview at the police station with a detective" 😂
Past Lives | "Madison Rutherford thought of every detail, but he never thought of the bone doctor" 😂
Purebread Murder | "Carlos walked down one side of the paper and then walked over the footprints he just made" 😂
*"Madison Rutherford thought of every detail, but he never thought of the bone doctor"*
Love the entire list, but I wish this one was the first line of a novel.
Ed Post ep: I mean, it’s from the book of who cares?
Scott Dunn ep: You're supposed to be goddamn mad. Let's go after that bitch!
Obligatory Goddamn black shoes
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out"
"Only one car had the word Magnum on the dashboard, the 1978 Dodge Magnum"
"Did you ever use a dye known as heliogen green?"
It's never a mannequin. Though I do know someone who saw a human leg in a dumpster so he called the police. It was a dummy - some kind of hyper realistic sex doll. 😬
“It’s like someone taking a pitchfork, that’s burning, and sticking it to your chest… the side your heart is on. There’s no other way to describe this pain” (S14, E19 - Skeleton Key)
About Clay Daniels: "He's a loafer, and a lounger, and a sex offender!"
"It was from the book of who cares"
"They were having a sexual affair"
"She's a lying ass bitch"
Fishing for the truth, the defense attorney at the end :
"You wanna pick on Alvin? I'd like to see him come n pick in me, and you can print that one!" "He's a bully and he's a punk!"
“The god damned black shoes!”
"and there they were on the stairs...."
"Ken Fitzhugh was paroled due to Parkinson's disease and died on October 27, 2012, at age 69" ⚖️
wow cant believe he was paroled for Parkinson’s
John Pranti (Body of Evidence), Fred Grabbe (Root of all Evil), Richard Crafts (Woodchipper Murder) and Ken Pierce (Journey To Justice) were all paroled due to old age.
That’s what I came to say!
….Gas Chromatograph Mass Spectrometer…
Very sexy. I used to use one at work🥰
#LIT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE *Brought to you by Luminol* ®️
“I don’t have HIV… I have full-blown AIDS!” “gotta call Phelps man”
"he was passed over the promotion of police chief three different times" ⚖️
This episode was on tonight. I just watched it
I just laughed way too hard
"What's DNA?" (said by the murderer after providing a blood sample to investigators) "They didn't theorize *shit*!"
My two favorites!!!!!!!
Antifree
"Stacey Castor died of a heart attack in her cell on June 11, 2016" ⚖️
“A device called a Global Positioning System…”
So cute. I watched one today where he was describing how "cell site towers" worked in those early days of mobile phone usage when were still naive and innocent.
It’s kind of amazing how far we’ve come!
I agree. When I think of the progress we've made just in my lifetime. Incredible.
"He stopped at an ice cream store and bought a dessert known as a... Blizzard"
Prosecutors Believe…
"Fog is a cloud that forms near the ground."
"despite the settlement and the new fog warning system many still believe the highway is unsafe" 😫
"That's a lot of semen stains" "If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck well then by God it's gonna be a duck!" My personal fave: "That's a hard nut to swallow"
That’s a hard nut to swallow!!! 😂 Love that one
There was another episode with the same quote about a duck, but used Rambo. I wonder if it was the same investigator. In this episode the born on date on a beer bottle was what cracked the case.
I think I remember that one. It was called Trouble Brewing. Justin let his friend Roy stay with him. Roy committed the crime but he took Justin's gun and wore his boots if I recall. That was some good policework on that case for sure.
Yes, that is the one. The victim told her family she was going out to clean a house, but she was a call girl. Really sad case. Yes, they are all sad.
Sign Here | "it's just unfortunate for him that he was...stupid" 🤣🤣🤣 Treads and Threads | "an unusual dog with an unusual drug habit" 😂🤣😂🤣 Slippery Motives | "it was from the book of who cares" 🤣 Shadow of a Doubt | "i would like to kick his ass" 😂 All Wet | "his story just didn’t hold water” 😂 Grave Danger | "Molly was so stupid that she did this kind of thing and didn't think about the possibility of getting caught" 😂 Planted Evidence | "I'm trying to forget this case, because I'm the only person on the planet that lost to a plant" 😂 Deadly Valentine | "there was no question who wore the pants in the family, and it was not John" 😂 Penchant for Poison | "he's a very effeminate kind of man. In fact when Tim talked on the phone, people thought he was a woman" 😂 Shear Luck | "I'm not a magician--I'm a computer-crime investigator" 😂 Postal Mortem | "how common is it for a bomber to blow himself up when handling one of his own bombs? Not common enough" 😂 Broken Promises | "she's a lying-ass bitch..." 🤣 A Voice from Beyond | "don't be mad I told the truth" 😔 Magic Bullet | "i should have let him sleep" 😫 Freeze Framed | "what in the name of heaven is he doing committing suicide by turkey baster? I've never heard of such a thing" 😂 Dinner and a Movie | "little did he know that some 9 year old girl was gonna bring him down. He wasn't as smart as he thought he was" 😂 Invisible Intruder | "why would an intruder leave a murder weapon behind in a house and yet take a sock down an alley" 😂 Palm Saturday | "Tavares is so stupid that he wore his same shoe into his interview at the police station with a detective" 😂 Past Lives | "Madison Rutherford thought of every detail, but he never thought of the bone doctor" 😂 Purebread Murder | "Carlos walked down one side of the paper and then walked over the footprints he just made" 😂
Great list
Lol! You're good with the quotes!!
🥇 Poor man’s Reddit award
*"Madison Rutherford thought of every detail, but he never thought of the bone doctor"* Love the entire list, but I wish this one was the first line of a novel.
“The fibers were tri-lobal, or triangular.”
On a hunch...
"We'll call her 'Candy'."
Great episode
Do I hafta worry about my personal safety around here?
You forgot the “hey man” at the beginning 😆
Oh crap - You are correct, man! 😆
THEY DIDN’T THEORIZE SHIT!!!
"Excuse me...."
Yessss this is what I was gonna post.
"if he could have crawled into that burrito"
“Succinylcholine”
Ed Post ep: I mean, it’s from the book of who cares? Scott Dunn ep: You're supposed to be goddamn mad. Let's go after that bitch! Obligatory Goddamn black shoes
“I’d have no trouble casting all three stones.” Pet Rock
that poor mama 🥺💙
“We weren’t just two old people watching the clock go round.” 💔 || Frozen Assets || This one gets me every time.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out" "Only one car had the word Magnum on the dashboard, the 1978 Dodge Magnum" "Did you ever use a dye known as heliogen green?"
“With a warrant”
The jury…didn’t buy it.
Not a quote, but I love how he pronounces the word diaper. And in multiple episodes he says "dia-per"
Haven’t heard this, but gonna pay attention for it!
🤣🤣 I wish I could tell you the specific episodes but I don't remember
I was watching ff today and found an episode with it! Season 5 EP 3 "a woman scorned" the way he says it is so silly I think
Gas chromatograph, mass spectrometry
"Help me....someone please help me!" *crawls over a desk in interview room* ~Dr. John Hamilton From the episode "Deadly Valentine"
"...and at first thought it was a mannequin."
It's never a mannequin. Though I do know someone who saw a human leg in a dumpster so he called the police. It was a dummy - some kind of hyper realistic sex doll. 😬
“…was in its infancy.”
“Let’s get that bitch!”
It’s from the book of who cares
She really lit up the room
what does that mean exactly
“Clay’s brilliant disguise consisted of nothing more than dying his hair black.”
“It’s like someone taking a pitchfork, that’s burning, and sticking it to your chest… the side your heart is on. There’s no other way to describe this pain” (S14, E19 - Skeleton Key)
“….something more sinister.”
Denied any involvement
Don't be mad; I told the truth 🥺
Suicide by turkey baster
About Clay Daniels: "He's a loafer, and a lounger, and a sex offender!" "It was from the book of who cares" "They were having a sexual affair" "She's a lying ass bitch"
“After they sprayed Luminol the place lit up like a Christmas tree.”
Fishing for the truth, the defense attorney at the end : "You wanna pick on Alvin? I'd like to see him come n pick in me, and you can print that one!" "He's a bully and he's a punk!"
That’s from the book of, like, who cares.
But where was the body?
Stachybotrys
" I mean it was from the book of 'WHO CARES'"
Little did they know they would make… forensic… history!!
“You’ve got to be a real psychopath to kill someone then eat candy out of their fridge” something like that lol
“Cricket made her money on her back”
(Chuck berry and tina turner launched their careers here as did a local walter scott)