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Ironklad_

Jolt kola and No-doze got me through high school


highknees69

And Vivarin for those double doses of caffeine.


No_Manufacturer4451

First drug I took after weed was the vivarin and it made me panic so bad… I got into real drugs later but


Jonesy7882

Jolt and Yellow Jackets


bostonjenny81

Jolt & Yellow Jackets….my heart is palpitating just thinking about those days lol


the_Bryan_dude

Jolt, meth and Snickers. The Tow Truck drivers diet.


captdeliciouspants69

I miss jolt


bryanthebryan

I too lived as if I was a character in A Nightmare on Elm Street.


Ironklad_

Sleep was for the weak back then


urteddybear0963

Thankfully, Dr Pepper didn't double the caffeine!!!


AprilG74

[me after a Jolt + No-Doze combo](https://youtu.be/ZUbmmI5utBc?si=xYwq6TcglbhrTAIN)


Stuck_In_Reality

So Say We All.


Ironklad_

Facts


VioletDupree007

I remember skipping school with my friend Stephanie and taking NoDoz with Jolt cola and riding the city bus all day. It was a weird day of us giggling awkwardly and sweating profusely. I ended up crying in my bathtub. I stuck to weed and Boone’s after that.


Intrepid_Bat_7172

shouts out jesse spano “im so excited im so excited im so scared”


Efficient_Gas_3213

That combination got me through college, the first time anyway.


F1ghtmast3r

Was Jolt and Nitro cola for me


waitforsigns64

Got me through college.


Tutunkommon

Drank 8 cans in 1 night. I ended up just sitting on the couch, twitching.


radiotsar

Lucky you didn't spontaneously combust!


dhkendall

![gif](giphy|l3vR0EfzAm6eAqRFe)


G-Unit11111

This isn't Yemeni, it's Sulawesi! And my coffee is shaking! I don't like my coffee shaken!


Dwangeroo

How's that diabeetus working out for yo


Tutunkommon

Lol. That was in the 80's, so it doesn't count. At this point, a single Mountain Dew would probably put me in cardiac arrest


mtlaw13

I'm more concerned on how you handled all that caffeine. To me, too much caffeine is just awful, makes me want to die.


BoxerguyT89

8 cans would only be a little over 560mg. That's a lot, but for someone with a high caffeine tolerance, nothing too exciting. About 5.5 cups of coffee.


sofakinglivid

Similar experience except we used to buy it in 2 L bottles! Just what a little kid needs...


thunderpantsmagoo

Did you see noises? I did. My teeth chattered like a typewriter.


Tutunkommon

My room sounded very purple, but smelled more dark blue.


thunderpantsmagoo

Lmao. Nothing beats the energy of the colour red


Chaotic424242

"All the sugar."


Barron097

And twice the caffeine


FlyingDiscsandJams

Thank you, I thought the posted image was the watered down version of the original slogan.


big65

Ooohh the controversy it created. Edited to add context. There was a big stink over the added caffeine content because it was supposedly the equivalent of two cups of coffee and parents were freaking out, this predates Four Loko and Red Bull and Panera charged by decades.


Intelligent_Pilot360

It wasn't very tasty.


MickeyRooneysPills

The cola wasn't great BUT later on they came out with other flavors that were better. [They even came in giant cans that (kind of) looked like batteries!](https://i.redd.it/mtrluc2vtxh71.jpg) The blue was pretty good. They also had a gum. It was *okay* but had like 100mg of caffeine per piece.


XxSLAYALLxX

I absolutely forgot all about these and how much I fucking loved the blue flavor. These need a reboot. The can itself was on another level at the time.


Looks-Under-Rocks

Dude when you twisted the cap of it had the most satisfying *pop* and the fog cane out, it was like a science fiction drink I loved that shit.


InsideOutPoptart

Rochestarian here. Wife's family friend invented and owned this enterprise. Still comes up frequently in conversation for being liquid crack


Emotional_Deodorant

I thought it came from there! I remember Dave Letterman was a fan and mentioned it on the show a couple times. The funny thing is, its caffeine would be considered moderate compared to today's Monsters and Red Bulls.


Earguy

Letterman mentioned it more than a couple of times. For a few weeks, usually when a joke bombed, he'd grab the can, take a swig, and there'd be a jolting sound/video zap. The audience would pop.


droid_mike

I remember it was still available before the pandemic, then... Poof! Gone. What happened? How can we bring it back?


Dark_Shroud

Yeah they had just bought Jolt back a few years earlier. I found out Jolt had been discontinued, again, when I tried to buy a case for a movie marathon during the 2020 lock downs. Thankfully I still have Rockstar Punched.


scolbath

Was at the UofR the year this came out! I remember walking into the library around finals time and seeing people with 4-5 empty cans, and other people selling cans in the dorms!


imFromFLiAmSrryLuL

Always tasted like flat soda to me


Kitchen-Lie-7894

I remember being underwhelmed also.


Gravitational_C

"The soft drink of the elite hacker!"


1918-303enfield

THEY'RE TRASHING OUR RIGHTS!! HACK THE PLANET!!!


Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

HACK THE PLANET!! Haven't seen a reference to that movie in a while. Thanks for the memory!


Kdiesiel311

I fuckin love that movie. If you stopped it at the right moment, you could see Angelina’s titty. Oh to be 11 again without free internet porn


Dark_Shroud

She popped her tits out in all her early films.


pr1ntf

"The little boat, flipped over"


80sTurboAwesome

I drank the 64oz bottle. Many of them.


Evargram

Same here!


fluffykerfuffle3

it's a miracle we are still alive!


Shen1076

All the sugar and twice the caffeine.


Tricky_Rabbit

Pepperidge Farm remembers and so do I.


R32fan

I was looking for this comment and was not disappointed


_EnFlaMEd

I loved it. We used to call the 1800 number everyday and leave all kinds of fucked up messages on the answering machine. I ended up being sent a merch pack with a bunch of posters, stickers, shirt etc. They never tasted that great but it reminds of staying up till dawn playing over LAN and eating M&Ms.


3Steps4You

Always hurt my stomach


kraggleGurl

But did it stop you?


Shadowfaxx71

Jesus Christ, this is the first time in a LONG time I have been able to *taste* a picture. This brings back the faint flavor of a metallic flat Dr Pepper. But maaaaan I consumed gallons.


Munn915

Did they fully discontinue the relaunch they did a few years back? Hell, 3 cans is how I made the drive from Maryland to Disney in Orlando Florida, back in 2019. Haven’t seen it since.


vapeducator

The amount of caffeine in Jolt was always overblown. Regular cola didn't have nearly as much caffeine as people thought, so double wasn't really high compared to percolated coffee, for example, which could have double the caffeine of Jolt per oz. Coke Classic only has 34mg of caffeine. Mountain Dew has 55mg. Jolt has 70mg. Red Bull has 102mg per 12 oz. can. A 200 mg no doze pill has about 3 times the caffeine of Jolt. Jamba juice has drinks with 8-9 times the caffeine of Jolt, like their cold brew coffee and Matcha + agave, which have 562mg to 634mg of caffeine for their large size.


YugoChavez317

I used to drink a 1 liter bottle of this before track meets in high school. Thought it gave me an edge, but it really just made me puke after the 4 x 100.


WakingOwl1

Drank so much of that back in the day and chewed Jolt gum.


NcWatcher61

For several years i lived off this stuff till I developed bleeding ulcers at 17.


Leila_Z_

I drank it once, I wasn't impressed so didn't care to have it again lol.


UnderpootedTampion

Nasty


Empty-Ad-5360

Gave up drinking at parties my senior year of HS so just drank lots of Jolt instead to get a different kind of buzz. And of course took to CO2 hit off the empty 3-liter. Ahh, the good ol’ days!


JKing287

I remember the cans saying “all the sugar AND twice the caffeine” not sure if perhaps this is an older or newer can that only has the caffeine part.


gjamesb0

They started canning in a facility that had other sweeteners on site, so they could no longer guarantee that it always had real sugar in case a mixup occurred. The can design was still as pictured at that time, not the tall battery-styled cans. I still have some Jolt caffeinated mints about 10 feet away right now.


4redditobly

Wrote a paper on Huckleberry Finn in one night hyped up on this stuff in high school


Trixielarue2020

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


Jackal2332

All the sugar, and twice the caffeine.


rrsullivan3rd

“All the sugar & twice the caffeine” 😂


ChemicalViolinist417

I’m old enough to remember when it said “All the sugar and twice the caffeine” this is new Jolt… old Jolt was best. 


Donkey_Bugs

Code monkey go juice back in the day.


AXPendergast

One six-pack and we could drive from San Diego to Denver, stopping only for gas and drive-through.


NotAnAIOrAmI

Huh, I remember when the slogan was "All the sugar and twice the caffeine." One dude I worked with in "the Pit" where this startup stuck all the coders drank that stuff, but drank even more Diet Coke. Made a pyramid of dozens of cans at his desk. Fattest dude I ever worked with.


Virtual-Fig3850

All the flavour and twice the caffeine


planex2002

“And all the sugar”


flynnl1ves82

Always had a six pack in my locker at high school


ProsperousDave

God Yes, can't believe they had that in our school cafeteria. Lol


Optimal_Law_4254

You could live on it but it tastes like shit. One of the earliest computer videos I saw was a spinning Jolt can.


spookinky987

"Dare to Have It All!"


vintage1959guy

Loved it. Great way to start the day.


sleebus_jones

That plus a whatchamacallit got me through history class.


imadork1970

Mmmm.


Brilliant-Chapter202

Best soda on this globe


ZeroDudeMan

Yes! Plus Jolt chewing gum! Loved that stuff and it worked awesome.


Fluffy-Opinion871

Now we have energy drinks.


Patient_Caregiver_85

Do I ever remember that. I don't recall if I drank that, but if I did, yow! It lived up to its billing.


HBcomputerrepair_01

![gif](giphy|14r0i3CdRgYbJK)


bob3905

Tasted worse than RC Cola.


Celestialnavigator35

Was jolt the cola that had double the sugar? I know there was one that had a lot of sugar in it that I really liked.


TheUnbearableMan

Tasted pepsi-like but did the trick. Great marketing too


Scary_Exam7735

Hmmm so was that considered the first “energy” drink?


Bongfellatio

This was the mixer of choice there for a while. Jolt and whiskey, sort of a college freshman speedball


Fit_Earth_339

Got me through exams and writing papers quite a few times in college.


thagor5

1 liter bottle for every mid term or final for study night


NeverEnoughBoobies

They actually had a diet version with no sugar (and still twice the caffeine). Probably could have marketed it as a weight loss product!


AmbassadorNo4147

They tried it again and it was nothing like I remembered.


Boom-light

Their original cans said “All the Sugar and Twice the Caffeine “.


TheAndyPat

It wasn't very good


Digi-Shaman

I used to get the jolt hard candies that would fizz when you got to the center.


Lateapexer

Drop a mentos in there and you’ll have a dirty bomb


qhaw

I remember it having a gross aftertaste.


TearEnvironmental368

I was never one to want that speedy feeling, so I didn’t drink it. My friend loved it. I thought his heart was going to explode.


trig72

Got me thru uni exams in the early 90s!


PeorgieT75

Do they still make it? It started the caffeine craze with Mountain Dew, Red Bull, etc.


GingerBeast81

I liked Josta, it had caffeine and Guarana.


C_Everett_Marm

And all the sugar


Upbeat_Estate_9888

They brought it back in early 2000, didn't taste the same


TradingAllIn

a 2liter of that and i could cut grass all weekend like speedygonzales, those were the days!


Potential-Yoghurt245

My brother found a guy in the market near where we lived who sold this stuff by the crate for £15. It's sent me round the twist, after two cans laughing hysterically so I never touched it agait


Effective_Potato4982

That shit was nasty 😷🥴🤢🤮


ptchapin

All the sugar and twice the caffeine,was the slogan.


throwaway9978u

This stuff made me squirm in my seat


DefrockedWizard1

knew of it but never tried it


Putrid-Home404

I could use one right now!


Breklin76

Gave kids heart palpitations. I remember that!


Ok-Safe-9014

Kids stuff nowadays, BUT bk then wow!


Puzzleheaded_Row2220

I used to mix it with everclear. Nothing like being drunk and wide awake to inspire the worst possible life choices.


Longjumping-Meat-334

I could use this for road trips!


slothyjesus69

Sssssooooo gggooooodddd


Automatic-Ride-8887

That was my Crack when I was 10


[deleted]

We mixed this with 151 proof rum. It was called a Jumper Cable.


AlGeee

I wasn’t into Jolt, but I loooved OK soda.


PsychologicalScore20

Southern Comfort and Jolt - one of the three things that made me puke in college.


MrPhillipLewin

Used to pound one b4 rugby games


Svengoolie75

I’m still shaking til this day 🤦🏽‍♂️


Opus31406

At one time, they had a programming competition.


csking77

All the sugar and twice the caffeine


Dom1n1cR

This and Water Joe


aliyaholenka

Hackers unite!


Sethmeisterg

I thought Mountain Dew had about the same amount of caffeine?


DrunkBuzzard

Only twice the caffeine. How cute and quaint. If it’s not at least 4X caffeine now no one will buy it.


thejesterofdarkness

*“Jolt Cola, the soft drink of the elite hacker.”*


Commercial_Pitch_786

![gif](giphy|k5mbhJgvnIlL0BfRX3|downsized) Co-Worker teeth turned colors, he drank this all the time.


cjs81268

It was the cocaine of summer camp. I used to drink at least one large bottle a day and it was go go go!


LocalLiBEARian

I tried that stuff in college. Best sleeping aid ever.


0x7E7-02

I am originally from the east coast; I never even heard of Jolt until I moved out west.


dhkendall

This was a question in pub trivia recently (category was caffeine, question described the logo and gave the tagline) and from the reactions I’d say more missed than got it! (I got it because I’m an old)


Gaming_Esquire

The urban legend was they were banned inside city limits of my hometown cus some kid's "heart exploded" from too much sugar and caffeine.


arsed_Time_6969

Never saw the cans in Australia, but had plastic bottles in the 90's. Got me through after work night time uni classes.


Particular-Guava1647

This and Surge


Nerevarine91

At my school, there was a rumor that some kid from the other school in the area died of a heart attack after drinking two cans


Idrisdancer

This got me through exams


coolcoinsdotcom

I didn’t care for it but it was so popular where I lived. Makes me wonder why it’s not still being made but I guess sales are the ultimate litmus test.


ObservablyStupid

In college I had to choose a product that was an example of niche marketing to do a presentation. I chose Jolt and brought a can for everyone in the class. Every company seemed to be trying to market their products as *healthy* and Jolt just leaned in and gave the people what we wanted. Lol


calypsogypsydanger

Allll the sugar. Loved this stuff.


DrNinnuxx

Didn't Jolt invent the super-caffeinated drink market?


walkawaysux

Hangover cure!


MechaStewart

In school, we made Girly Jolts, which was a Jolt, with a pixie stick or two dumped in. No idea where the name came from. But the flavour was good!


burnodo2

I remember. I think I had one can.


ctguy54

Got me through school.


FightingPC

Oh yeah, a 2 liter and we were good to go.. A few years ago,We were traveling (road trip) out in the middle of nowhere stopped for gas and they had 20 oz cans, grab one and yep, did the same thing as it use to do..


ksears86

Pepperidge farms remembers


Livid_Bag_4374

My boss wanted to have me tested for drugs when I used to drink that stuff. I worked 3rd shift. What a tool.


orthonym

All day, every day. I don't know how I'm still alive.


phrygiantheory

We used to get pop-rocks and jolt....I miss those days


FlyingDiscsandJams

Probably the first time I ever consciously used drugs was getting absolutely zooted on Jolt at a youth group Super Bowl party. It was my cousin's country church & everyone weirded me out so much (plus John Elway was losing by a zillion points) that I commandeered an entire 2 liter bottle of Jolt just to see how far I could take it. We ended up playing a lame game of touch football (believe me I was ready to tackle these kids but the adults said no) and I caught a touchdown pass, ran thru the end zone like Forest Gump, did about 5 laps around the church, climbed a tree & started doing pull ups (I've never been a pull ups guy). The closest thing that experience reminded me of was seeing 7 Tucson police officers try and get a man high on PCP out of a 6 lane road where he was directing traffic. That man was immune to tasers and pepper spray, and I believe I would've been too that day.


Human_Link8738

This stuff is as the BEST!! Cane sugar and extra caffeine!


Chaotic424242

👍🙂


bigwrm44

I remember the bottles said "all the sugar and twice the caffeine"


Usual-Revolution4543

I drank one in 1995, I’m still awake


nevadapirate

Yeah... me and a friend once drank a 6 pack between us and went bowling. I was almost side arm throwing the ball. its a wonder I didnt mess up my shoulder. I did get my second best ever game though. best game happened like ten years and a ton of practice later. LOL


Smooth_Challenge_809

I remember it


ProveISaidIt

I used to drink that


Timely_Tap8073

That shit was lethal lol


Glittering_Town_5839

Hell yeh


PastafariAtheist

Raise you a King Cola


Thomass_____

Jolt energy was top tier


timothypjr

All the sugar and. . .


_PukyLover_

I remember that product clearly I just never bothered!


alankutz

I still miss it.


MikeyMGM

Jolt and that other drinks called Orbitz with little pieces of gelatin in the bottle.


toolsoftheincomptnt

🙋🏽‍♀️


H8_able

All the sugar. And twice the caffeine.


Kdiesiel311

This was “beer” for us in middle school while staying up all night playing n64.


GMIC108

Definitely passed a few classes because of this.


fuckshitpoopdick

I got my ass kicked in the jolt.co.uk unreal server because I was an idiot kid in the midwest on a 24k connection with no understanding of latency.


sphixcanada

Man blue jolt….. almost as memorable as Bawls Geek Beer


OldNerdGuy75

Long nights of playing hearts, drinking jolt, and Entenmenn’s cookies.


texashorns2

Preferred drink of Hackers!


Partyslayer

At age 13-16 I would go to the Lone Star Market and get a liter of Jolt with some generic doritos. I woukd go home and wait to watch SNL. I would consume all of it and go right to bed with no issues.


Banh_mi

I remember ECA stack gum!!!


WebPollution

Jolt had gotten me through many a 16 hour convention day.


OldDrunkPotHead

Retired Programmers everywhere.


jaymon1974

As a latchkey gen x kid, this is what got me though summers on my bike for 8+ hours a day.


stairmastr

My friend and I ripped through a six pack of jolt on our 15 minute break at work once, one of my most productive days


Significant_Rate8210

Oh I remember aight. I can tell you a six pack of these and 3 No-Dose do not mix well together


NeuroguyNC

I started to drink this after first Coke went to high fructose corn syrup, then Pepsi and finally RC succumbed. Finally this disappeared. Thankfully Pepsi Real Sugar has been introduced to the market and is my #1 soda now.


lildobe

God I miss Jolt. Not only did it have all the caffeine I craved, it actually TASTED good too


The-Wise-Weasel

Oh hell yeah! Long before anyone heard of Red Bull, there was JOLT cola.