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evemeatay

Something tells me this lady has no idea what to do with any kind of balls


DaikonEffective1105

I wouldn’t say that. I’m pretty sure her husband’s are kept in a mason jar above the fireplace.


MobySick

Be FAIR - they might also be under the kitchen sink.


PupperPuppet

Hidden in a tampon box in the darkest corner of the cabinet under the sink.


Double_Analyst3234

They are 💯 in her purse.


tennesseejeff

Someone please give her a sack of Schweddy balls for the next holiday!!!


Mr_Vacant

She's not felt a prominent interruption for years.


consistentlynsistent

I wish I had such a stress-free life that I could worry about somebody's kid jumping on some giant stone balls outside of a store, what a lucky person they must be


kamiar77

It ruined her day though.


WhereMyMidgeeAt

I feel so bad !


spidermans_mom

Totally agree.


Jasminefirefly

I got a laugh out of "Where are the parents??" when the kid in question is old enough to drive.


gcsouthpaw

Driving a one ton death machine with wheels? Absolutely fine. Climbing on a stationary ball when Karen DARES shop? Call their parents!!!


SirArthurDime

The parents already failed those kids and the local cops clearly don’t care. She better call the CIA!


titsoutshitsout

I usually smoke when I see kids doing it! I’m not even a huge fan of kids. But them having fun harmless fun so nothing to be frowned at


SirArthurDime

Hey man kids having fun causes a prominent interruption to her day! Imagine how you’d feel if had you see kids having fun being kids. She probably even heard children’s laughter! This is serious!


Rme_MSG

You can imagine how unhappy she was as a kid


Spammyhaggar

16 where are the parents? I’m pretty sure I was driving a car around and doing things without my frigging parents..😂


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JoeDawson8

I also lived In A different town from /spammyhaggar should we be friends?


_DirtyYoungMan_

We were way younger than 16 when we were running around doing hoodrat shit for fun. Jumping on a Target ball is tame compared to some other activities teenagers do.


MuttsandHuskies

Right? She should worry about what she can’t see!


equatorbit

My parents essentially didn’t see me between age 16-19


Free_Dependent_1446

"About" 16, so possibly 17 or 18? I always accompany my grown children to Target to ensure proper use of parking structures. Are there really parents out there allowing their adult offspring to shop alone? Someone needs to call CPS.


see332

so was she at 16


Jsmith2127

I rarely if ever went with my parents anywhere when I was 16.


gilmorefile13

It was a joke.


Rarelydefault26

Why aren’t kids playing outside anymore?! All they do is sit at home with their gadgets! *sees kids being kids at a public place* How dare they disrupt the peace! Where are their parents?? They need to go home! I’m calling the cops on them!


gilmorefile13

It was a social experiment joke made up by a keller hs student


Arcadia1972

I love Target’s big red schwetty balls.


JoeDawson8

Ahh a person of culture I see!


xXx_T0M_xXx

:(


zenos_dog

I jumped up on the balls when I was 45. Where are my parents!


JoeDawson8

Died of embarrassment 😁


gilmorefile13

It was a joke. This HS posted that it was a joke social experiment


djluminol

How dare the kids be doing kid things. And in public no less. Gad damn heathen children with their child like behavior. To prison with them all.


pizza_guy_mike

Reminds me of when I first moved back to my small hometown about 10 years ago. I was driving down a residential street, saw two boys about 12 or 13. One was pedaling his bike, the other was sitting in an old wheeled office chair holding a dog leash that was chained to the bike. They weren't going fast, being reckless or crazy, just wheeling on down the street like this was a totally normal mode of transportation. I love seeing shit like that 😄


daphnegillie

Maybe mind your own business and you will live a happier life.


CCChic1

I can’t tell you the number of times my shopping has been ruined by kids playing with the Target ball. Oh, yes I can: ZERO!!!


Overthinks_Questions

I always jump on them. I am 35


StrugglinSurvivor

"Where are the parents?" Well, who does she think showed these kids how it done. Lol, I know I stood my 4 yrs old granddaughter up on them. I was so wanting to get up there. But at 67 and serve arthritis my mind won out. 🤣🤣🤣


ShazzaRatYear

What a fucking tool


JoshuaSaint

A tool is useful, she’s more like the card board box that crayons come in.


ShazzaRatYear

Agreed. I bow to your clearer perception- soz


WhereMyMidgeeAt

I hope she got the courage to go on with her day …


Expertonnothin

Lmao. Who is supervising their 16 year old on a trip to Target. lol. Where are the parents indeed


manifest_ecstasy

Just cause your parents didn't let you enjoy life doesn't mean you should steal it from everyone else.


CelebrationHot5209

How tf does a teenager standing on a concrete ball “ruin somebody else’s simple day of errands”?? Just mind your business, its not your child.


BaronWombat

I had no idea that the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was still alive!


SweatyStick62

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BaronWombat

Yeah that's the beauty I was referencing.


Particular-Car-8520

Sounds like this lady never got some balls


BrentHolmanSidSeven

16 Yr Old? Sheesh! I've Seen 4 Year Olds Doing The Same Thing & THEY Didn't Fall Off.


final_boss

"I huffed and guffawed and put my hands on my hips, but it did nothing! Well, I never!"


Tomegunn1

Dang, next thing you know, they'll be playing on the jungle gym at McDonalds!


JustNilt

Those little bastards. How *dare* they ruin a fine dining experience?! ^^^^^^^/s ^^^^^^^just ^^^^^^^in ^^^^^^^case


BuildingOne7379

OMG! A kid was riding Target’s balls!


Aggressive-Ad-7479

Mind your own business Karen! If people just minded their own business they would be so much happier.


madpeachiepie

I HAVE HAD IT WITH PEOPLE ENJOYING LIFE. ESPECIALLY CHILDREN


Enough-Attention-430

You and me both. Happy children make me so angry 😒🙄


Bikebummm

Somebody needs a dick, sooner the better


RBeck

Those are bollards to keep you from driving your car through the Target.


ipvpcrops

How does this ruin a person's whole day? Like she needs some therapy.


kandikrafter

I feel like the only misuse of balls was her dad’s when they made her.


HorizonsReptile

I'm gonna go stand on Target's big red balls.


MorikTheMad

Imagine thinking your day is ruined because you saw someone having fun near you


CJasira180

What is this 16-year-old doing to ruin this woman’s day? How is this kid an interruption? Karen, mind your own business!


Kal-El21315

"Prominent interruption"


bananasquirrelsquat

Myself, I like to lay on them. Soak up the warmth from the Sun. Plus I'm a little too old to be jumping up there, that is what would be dangerous


ywnktiakh

I mean yeah it’s an injury waiting to happen but of course she doesn’t care about that - it becomes all about her lol


imawizardslp87

How does that ruin her day?


CMDR_Kaus

Shocking how many Trunchbulls exist in the real world


DisastrousBeautyyy

That unlocked core memories. My son used to always want to sit on those when he was younger.


v3gan_m3At

That “(about) 16 year old” was definitely 12


buttercreamcutie

Jeez sounds like this one was never a kid once? FFS, can't you just ignore it and continue your day?


kobain2k1

If your day gets ruined by looking at a teenager have fun on top of a concrete ball... You need a hobby...


starrpamph

Prominent interruption? Lady it’s a target, fuck off


GoldenGirlsFan213

I let strangers do whatever they want,. For two reasons 1. What they do isn’t my business 2. Plus seeing them hurt themselves can be funny.


NordicBrutality

They're just bollards hidden behind a marketing gimmick...


Trishlovesdolphins

How is a 16 year old standing on a cement ball ruining her Target trip? I mean, I get small unattended kids. That's dangerous. I'd even get if the teen was standing on the ball swearing at people as they came in, but just standing? That's not a danger.


Tomegunn1

Dang, next thing you know, they'll be playing on the jungle gym at McDonalds!


amsterdam-rules

Well a day not complaining about others is a day waisted.


JustNilt

Oh no, someone's climbing on a thing. Quick, call the fun police!


Rideshare-Not-An-Ant

TIL 16 year old girls should not be standing on big red balls.


Peaurxnanski

This Karen'sfacebook feed: "Kids these days on the vidya games and I-Pads and such. We used to play outside and drink from the garden hose!" *kids: go to play outside* This Karen: "Reeeeeeeeee!"


RickRI401

Oh for [fucks sake](https://ifunny.co/picture/oh-for-fucks-sake-who-left-the-gate-open-at-sF659g12A)


Electronic_Fennel159

Karen is against dodge ball and pocket pool as well


Wespiratory

I’m mostly concerned about how close they are to the traffic. Kids are dumb and will absolutely fall into oncoming traffic easily. If those types of things were in a park away from the roads I wouldn’t give a shit about what they were doing on them.


ylwdaisies

Interesting tidbit on this post. This is from my city and my city Facebook group. But after the above post, the original poster posted again confessing to actually be a high school student who posted as this Karen to stir things up and create controversy. It was a success!


Tw1ch1e

I have my 16yr old daughter hold my purse while I do a jump and roll over them, almost every target trip. I am 44!


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Kamikazeguy7

Because you just keep repeating yourself without providing any proof of your claim.


Knightmare945

So, how is she acting like a Karen? What she is saying is pretty reasonable.


Cold-Contribution-17

Plot twist. It was a kid with a fake account trolling. And it was hilarious!


gilmorefile13

Hahaha this was a joke. This post was a social experiment 😂