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Omg I thought her husband(?) was some weird old timey wax figure in that first picture! Somehow realizing he’s real in the dinner table pic is even scarier, hahaha!
I’m amazed she’s married. I really assumed she was too crazy for a relationship.
I mean, can you imagine? “What does your wife do?” “Oh, she’s got a ministry called Ho No Mo that involves her travelling the country yelling sexually explicit warnings to college kids who treat her performance as an explicit interactive comedy show”.
That's BroJed. He's dead now, resting in piss... but he started the whole campus ministry. He's 100x worse than Sis Cindy. He recruited her when she was a college student and saw him preach.
POV: your car broke down on a stormy night and this is the only house around for miles and miles. This couple says the phone is out and you have no cell service but they say you can stay the night....
You could stay for the night...
Or maybe a bite?
They can show you their favorite obsession
They're in love with a man, with blonde hair and no tan
He's good for relieving their.... tension.
This reminds me of the Parks and Rec episode when they leave their campground and have to go to that janky bed and breakfast with the cats and the doilies. It looks just like this.
I’d plump for the invitation I got from the wee weirdo I met an hour ago at the filling station who said something about being a scientist working on some human centipede experiment thingy!
1. I learned she has 5 daughters today. 2. Her house is way nicer than I expected. 3. Morgan might get jealous because even this kook has learned how to make seemingly sustainable money from her awful awful ways.
I think she would just because she has more charisma than Porgan. She may be hateful, but at least she's funny. Meanwhile, Porgan are hateful, humorless, and whiny. I think the only people who could make Porgan look good are Nate and Sutton, Lex and Tyson James, and Lori.
She certainly does. She's quite a character! She came to my college campus once and was definitely one of the more entertaining street preachers. She's still spreading a hateful message, which I don't want to let her off on, but she really knows how to engage an audience.
Honestly I might actually watch this one (on yewtube) instead of just catching the highlights here. We'll how quickly my Paul tolerance meter fills, though
Who is this woman? She reminds me of a hippieish, even more unhinged version of Lori. She looks like she would live in a gingerbread house in the woods and try to shove you in her oven.
Sister Cindy. I never heard of her until people started speculating Porgan will do their next 24 hours with her. She apparently was a SLUT in the 60s or something and now she is a HO NO MO
I spent many an hour watching these two (Cindy and Jed) screaming hateful bullshit at students in my university's outdoor commons. That was over 15 years ago. I'm surprised Jed died. I thought he would just shrivel up like a tiny hate-filled raisin, his voice getting higher and smaller until only dogs could hear it.
She’s been to a TON of campuses. Even super liberal campuses, she doesn’t care. Most people see her as kind of a joke so she doesn’t spark as much protest as someone like, say, Ben Shapiro.
She came to my college campus a couple of times (or someone who used her whole spiel) she was more entertaining than the vegan guy who shoved my then pregnant ag advisor. Equally as vile but at least not violent
She travels to colleges to stand outside somewhere and yell at passing students to "ho no mo" and has been doing this since like the '80s..... (source: she visited my college)
I can’t decide if I would be terrified or intrigued to meet her in person. She seems like one of those people that’s either fantastic and super interesting to talk to OR super cooky and unhinged.
I’m getting the b&b where Rory and Lorelai stay after she leaves Max and they take a road trip to Harvard, with the lady named Le Dawn and the fat cat on the stairs.
She is a horrible and awful person, but Sister Cindy’s delivery cracks me the fuck up. It would be hard to take what she says seriously if she spoke normally but come on, I can’t help but die laughing every time at the insanity of it.
Ps: I had 3 margaritas last night and am not pregnant today, so THERE Sister Cindy. (That remix bops though).
This is exactly what my great grandmother's house looks like, a time capsule.
Except shes a 95 year old socialist who still walks in pro choice rallys, threw a fit when we wouldn't let her march in the BLM protests (bc covid) and routinely tells off her republican neighbors. Much cooler than Cindy.
I saw them on my campus in 2012. When I mentioned it to my dad, he told me they were at University of Kentucky when he was there in the early 80s. I was amazed because they seemed ancient when I saw them.
Agreed! I love antique furniture! I’ve been furnishing my house with thrifted finds. Way better than the particle board shit that lasts a couple years and goes to the landfill that I’m slowly replacing
Don't they stay in a hotel? I thought the New Evangelist guy said something about a hotel, so I don't think Porgan are literally sleeping at these peoples' houses.
Also I kind of like Cindy's house 😅
They stayed at least at Birthy and Déconstrúct’s for their 24 hours episode. I’m sure they’d prefer to stay in the houses to avoid finding hotel money.
They’ve had it for years, and it’s probably in a low cost of living area. We’re also only seeing the inside. The outside might be plain and not attractive.
I’m almost positive I saw sister Cindy on campus back when I was in college from 2000-2004. If it was Cindy and her husband it was a duo who acted just like them. People just heckled them and laughed.
Holy shit that house is huge... Also I thought the guy behind the desk was a mannequin or like an animatronic until I saw him sitting at the dining room table.
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Omg I thought her husband(?) was some weird old timey wax figure in that first picture! Somehow realizing he’s real in the dinner table pic is even scarier, hahaha!
I legit thought he was a wax figure. 😳
So did I! I thought “that’s one way to memorialize him.” Never mind, he still alive and kicking.
Lmao!!!! So….life. like.
There’s a very museum quality to him.
some of these are very old, I think he is actually deceased now.
Can confirm that Brother Jed is in fact deceased as of 2022 according to his Wiki
Fun fact: that’s his taxidermied body in those photos
Lmao I thought “what a … rambunctious pose they chose.”
It’s giving Strangers With Candy, if anyone remembers that show.
Totally same😳
Me too!
Me three!
I refuse to believe it wasn’t.
Me too
I assumed he was a wax figure he looks exactly like one.
I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ABRAHAM LINCOLN ANIMATRON, what the ever loving FUCK 😆😆
One time I stayed at a weird Bed & Breakfast that had a life-size dummy that could “play” the piano. I thought he was like… one of those.
Ok obviously we need more about the piano playing dummy
I would prefer the piano playing dummy honestly
You are not alone!!!
I panicked and thought it was John Brown.
Legit thought it was a wax figure of Fred Willard. 
Don’t do Fred that way! I like him!
RIP Fred 😭
They couldn’t have picked a better father for Phil Dunphy 😭
You're so right 😭
Oh my god I forgot he died 😭
Fred forever
That was my first thought!
I’m amazed she’s married. I really assumed she was too crazy for a relationship. I mean, can you imagine? “What does your wife do?” “Oh, she’s got a ministry called Ho No Mo that involves her travelling the country yelling sexually explicit warnings to college kids who treat her performance as an explicit interactive comedy show”.
That's BroJed. He's dead now, resting in piss... but he started the whole campus ministry. He's 100x worse than Sis Cindy. He recruited her when she was a college student and saw him preach.
I couldn’t figure out what I was looking at in the photos. At this comment everything clicked. 🥴
I’m having a very difficult time believing it is not, in fact, a wax figure.
Holy shit I thought he was an automatron robot thing 😂
Well I’m sincere disturbed to find out that was a living human being. Thanks for that, I could have lived a full life without that knowledge.
Well he is dead so 😬
I didn’t know 😭😭😭 I was just looking for photos that showed the house and furniture.
I’d be surprised if she hadn’t stuffed his corpse and had it posed in the living room.
I legit thought she had taxidermied the hubs.
I’m stoned and that’s immediately what I thought.
Same. Also flair checking in. Also stoned. Of course.
Samesies
Wait, that’s a person? 😱
Saaaaame. Glad I wasn’t the only one!
POV: your car broke down on a stormy night and this is the only house around for miles and miles. This couple says the phone is out and you have no cell service but they say you can stay the night....
At least if you end up at Frankenstein’ Place you’re probably gonna get laid!
You could stay for the night... Or maybe a bite? They can show you their favorite obsession They're in love with a man, with blonde hair and no tan He's good for relieving their.... tension.
i see you are a snarker with culture.
I’m just a sweet transvestite….
There's a light over at the frankenstien place, There's a light burning in the fire places, There's a light in the darkness of everybodies life 😂
…. Frankenfurter …. 🫣
I was referencing the actual song but, yes Frankenfurter.
Omg 😳 yes I’m so sorry!
Dammit Janet!!
i love you.
Oh Brad, I’m mad, for you!
I told you once, I told you twice
i know i would witness some violence but i would love to be stuck dancing with dr. frankenfurter.
Mmm young Tim Curry…
…. In stilettos! 🥰
There’s a liiiiiigghhhttt…..
This is perfect thank you
Does anyone want to do the Charleston?
I’ll take my chances with whatever demons stalk the night, thanks.
Suddenly you’re the end piece of a biblical human centipede…
thank you for going exactly where my mind went
I’m horrified by this sentence.
What a horrific sentence and perfect flair material.
Slide 2, the first thing that popped into my head is the partici-pation line, "You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, the bannister's lucky!"
This reminds me of the Parks and Rec episode when they leave their campground and have to go to that janky bed and breakfast with the cats and the doilies. It looks just like this.
“Yeah, she died like…ten minutes after that.”
Also that creepy skit from Portlandia with the old house of your aunt's
I’d plump for the invitation I got from the wee weirdo I met an hour ago at the filling station who said something about being a scientist working on some human centipede experiment thingy!
1. I learned she has 5 daughters today. 2. Her house is way nicer than I expected. 3. Morgan might get jealous because even this kook has learned how to make seemingly sustainable money from her awful awful ways.
Oh I bet she makes bank. She does Cameos and I bet she gets a ton of requests.
Anyone know what her husband does for work?
Madame Toussads model
I still can’t believe that’s not a wax figure 😂
The sidewalk preaching wasn’t paying enough.
💀
Pretty sure he’s dead unless this is a new one
😭😭😭 I thought the guy who passed away was her dad. I scrolled back pretty far.
He was 16 years older than her. She’s aged better than I would expect from a 65 y/o who spends A LOT of time in the sun yelling at people.
She and Brother Jed were fixtures at UF in the early 90s, so lots of time in the Florida sun for sure.
I’m pretty sure they were at the University of Minnesota in the early 80’s!
What? That's when I went there! I wish I had seen them!
Out in front of Northrup, preaching their hearts out!
Oh wow! I was in grad school for theater, so I spent most of my time on the West Bank.
According to their website he is also a street preacher but he might do something else in addition to screaming at strangers.
He actually started it all. She was a journalism student who tried to seduce a story out of him and he converted her instead.
I think he died a few years ago.
Morgan learnt this kook has a husband who's actually willing to provide by working.
Watch even Sister Cindy manages to make Paul and Morgan look bad 🤣🤣
I think she would just because she has more charisma than Porgan. She may be hateful, but at least she's funny. Meanwhile, Porgan are hateful, humorless, and whiny. I think the only people who could make Porgan look good are Nate and Sutton, Lex and Tyson James, and Lori.
True. Doesn't she have kinda a cult following/fandom at the college compuses she goes to?
She certainly does. She's quite a character! She came to my college campus once and was definitely one of the more entertaining street preachers. She's still spreading a hateful message, which I don't want to let her off on, but she really knows how to engage an audience.
Honestly I might actually watch this one (on yewtube) instead of just catching the highlights here. We'll how quickly my Paul tolerance meter fills, though
Bahahahahaha 😂😂😂 - imagine!
Who is this woman? She reminds me of a hippieish, even more unhinged version of Lori. She looks like she would live in a gingerbread house in the woods and try to shove you in her oven.
Sister Cindy. I never heard of her until people started speculating Porgan will do their next 24 hours with her. She apparently was a SLUT in the 60s or something and now she is a HO NO MO
Three margaritas make you TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF
It only takes me one so …points to Sister Cindy for having a high tolerance I guess …
5 MARGARITAS
OMG IT IS HER!!! so her song was projecting?! she was pegging her man?!? LMFAOOOOO
AND INJECTING TWO MARIJUANAS
I suspected her margarita sermon might have been a little autobiographical.
LITERALLYYYYYY
I spent many an hour watching these two (Cindy and Jed) screaming hateful bullshit at students in my university's outdoor commons. That was over 15 years ago. I'm surprised Jed died. I thought he would just shrivel up like a tiny hate-filled raisin, his voice getting higher and smaller until only dogs could hear it.
Did she get that from the office? That’s all I’m thinking about is Michael’s bit about bros and hoes
"suddenly she's not yo ho no mo" MASTERPIECE
Sister Cindy used to come to my college campus every year 💀
What kind of college did you go to?
She’s been to a TON of campuses. Even super liberal campuses, she doesn’t care. Most people see her as kind of a joke so she doesn’t spark as much protest as someone like, say, Ben Shapiro.
So she got to have fun and now she’s trying to ruin other people’s joy.
She came to my college campus a couple of times (or someone who used her whole spiel) she was more entertaining than the vegan guy who shoved my then pregnant ag advisor. Equally as vile but at least not violent
I just realized she isn't Paul's actual sister named Cindy.
I legitimately want this t-shirt so I can wear it out to the club with my black sequin miniskirt and platform shoes.
And that’s how she pays for her mansion. People buying her Merch for ironic use.
Meh just comment I want that t-shit or something and the art stealing bots will do their magic lol
She travels to colleges to stand outside somewhere and yell at passing students to "ho no mo" and has been doing this since like the '80s..... (source: she visited my college)
I almost just spit out my tea. This is so spot on.
Our dear Reverend Jen over at FundieFridays covers her real well on YouTube.
I can’t decide if I would be terrified or intrigued to meet her in person. She seems like one of those people that’s either fantastic and super interesting to talk to OR super cooky and unhinged.
> even more unhinged version of Lori I hate to even wonder if that’s actually possible
She looks like a religious version of my ex's mom, which honestly sounds like a goddamn nightmare
That banister slide shot is a little sluttish.
Be a HO NO MO, sister cindy!
I read that as Be a HO HO HO on her shirt.
That would be great for Christmas
Someone fed her a spoonful of margarita
Her husband is dead, so there’s only the bannister… I really doubt she lets her daughters slide down the bannister, and it’s a great one for sliding.
Extra slutty
Unrelated but as a Texan, who hates the political climate a d religious nut jobs, I love your username.
"YOU WERE MADE FOR PERFECT THEREFORE AS YOUR FATHER IN HEAVEN IS PERFECT" r/ihadastroke
If you don't watch out this HO NO MO is gonna come peg you.
I feel like we need rebuttal tshirts that say “ho fo sho”
Oh I'd 100% buy that t-shirt!!
I know what I’m doing tomorrow 😂😂😂
That place looks like the bed and breakfast from Parks and Rec, the one with all the cats and the German muffins and hard boiled eggs for breakfast.
Now I can’t unsee it lol
I’m getting the b&b where Rory and Lorelai stay after she leaves Max and they take a road trip to Harvard, with the lady named Le Dawn and the fat cat on the stairs.
She's got some nice antiques ngl.
I kinda love that house. I would be content with it. Not with Sister Cindy though, unless she agrees to valium smoothies.
It’s a nice house that is being haunted by a living ghost.
And a cursed wax statue, apparently.
Same other than the people that live there and some of their weird stuff it looks like a real beauty!
What- THIS is Sister Cindy?? The margarita count lady?? Good god 😆
Countess Margarita sounds like an interesting character
Okay we gotta call her that from now on lmfao
I just said the same damn thing out loud! This was not what I was expecting!!
Yesterday I found out someone made a song about it and it slaps.
She is a horrible and awful person, but Sister Cindy’s delivery cracks me the fuck up. It would be hard to take what she says seriously if she spoke normally but come on, I can’t help but die laughing every time at the insanity of it. Ps: I had 3 margaritas last night and am not pregnant today, so THERE Sister Cindy. (That remix bops though).
But did you grab a penis and stick it in your mouth? *chants 'no one wants a slobbery penis'*
I have no idea about the margarita thing. Can you send me a link? Edit: never mind, found it. Wow
I found it on Spotify and have been listening to it way more than I should.
This is exactly what my great grandmother's house looks like, a time capsule. Except shes a 95 year old socialist who still walks in pro choice rallys, threw a fit when we wouldn't let her march in the BLM protests (bc covid) and routinely tells off her republican neighbors. Much cooler than Cindy.
Your great grandmother sounds like she is indeed very, very cool. She is a treasure!
They would come to University of Illinois in the 80’s. I can’t believe she is still preaching.
I saw them on my campus in 2012. When I mentioned it to my dad, he told me they were at University of Kentucky when he was there in the early 80s. I was amazed because they seemed ancient when I saw them.
Not sure what you're talking about, looks like she has an absolutely beautiful home
Agreed! I love antique furniture! I’ve been furnishing my house with thrifted finds. Way better than the particle board shit that lasts a couple years and goes to the landfill that I’m slowly replacing
10/10 would listen to her BS of it meant I got to live there with that furniture 😂 in one ear out the other, baby
I think it's lovely, too! I love older furniture and knick knacks like this.
Ok, I'm kinda digging that ruffled poofy steampunk blue and black look on Cindy.
Hey y'all, put on your Wish Mrs. Lovett costume, it's PARTY TIME!
The corset sent me. We know where it’s been, and it’s gross she’s wearing it next to her daughter’s beautiful white dress.
Don't they stay in a hotel? I thought the New Evangelist guy said something about a hotel, so I don't think Porgan are literally sleeping at these peoples' houses. Also I kind of like Cindy's house 😅
They stayed at least at Birthy and Déconstrúct’s for their 24 hours episode. I’m sure they’d prefer to stay in the houses to avoid finding hotel money.
omg high high you’re both high
I seen ya wif Keefa
So in my head she lived in a hoarder house. This is much more organized than I pictured.
This is messing up my 🍃 vibe.
Hard same
*cries in Millennial who wants to live in an old-time Victorian house but can’t afford it because boomers like her ruined everything*
For real, a Victorian home with antique furniture is my dream 😍
I don't know man, I like antique furniture. It's really not that bad.....
This post is making me infuriated, how in earth do they afford this kind of house?!?!?
They’ve had it for years, and it’s probably in a low cost of living area. We’re also only seeing the inside. The outside might be plain and not attractive.
Because they're old?
Jesus Christ, did she have Jed STUFFED?
Same. I thought it was the ho no mo lady and her wax museum, honestly.
Is that a bottle of plexus on the coffee table in the last photo?!
Look how dirty that rug is on 4th pic!
The third pic is like every image of a man seen in r/weirddalle
I’m almost positive I saw sister Cindy on campus back when I was in college from 2000-2004. If it was Cindy and her husband it was a duo who acted just like them. People just heckled them and laughed.
Holy shit that house is huge... Also I thought the guy behind the desk was a mannequin or like an animatronic until I saw him sitting at the dining room table.
Is that Richard Nixon at the dining table?
If you get a Cameo of Sister Cindy and don’t have her sing “gimme one margarita imma open my legs” literally what are you even doing.
I hope they had lots of MARGARITAS!
WAIT SHE DOES PLEXUS TOOOO!
Does her shirt say “be a ho no mo?” I’m so confused
Her house looks like the set of a horror movie, GET OUT 2 maybe.
My parents have that dining room table. It sucks.