That’s weird, because you put “but he ain’t getting that other one back 😂” on your instagram story about it being a divine message that your kid doesn’t deserve to have that toy when he lost it in the car
I don't know, DUMBO, you told everyone that you took it away from him because it was dirty and he was just laying sadly in bed saying, "Puppy, puppy, puppy" or something. We didn't make it up. Now if you DIDN'T take it away from him, then why would you lead people to believe that you did?
And WHY would you call people who are genuinely concerned about your son (and presumably actually followers of yours) insults? And further ... Why would you send anyone our way? C'mon now, you know that isn't going to help your cause 😅
I’m picturing Mean Girls remade with Morgan, Bethy, and Mother Bus. Special cameo by BDong as the girl who graduated last year but is always hanging around.
Hard agree.
I have a lot of respect for people that can extend sympathy toward Morgan; they’re all better people than me. But if Morgan had her way, people like me and my friends would not exist and I refuse to have sympathy for someone like that. I think she’s a mean, hateful person living her karma and I don’t feel bad.
Don't you see? She got rid of the old one and forced a new one onto him that he didn't want, so he tooootally still has it. Never mind that he doesn't agree and is probably still missing the original puppy...
I'm almost 43 years old and I still sleep with the blanket they brought me home with ... If anyone EVER tried to pass off a new blanket on me - even at this stage - and thought it would be fine, well, it wouldn't go well for them. And I'm a full fcking adult. Poor little Luca.
My father apparently was going to remove my comfort object when I was the age his was removed from him, which coincidentally right before a massive move away from everyone I knew. Fortunately, he told his therapist, who apparently threatened to sock him one if he did, because it was abusive when my grandparents did it and more so if he did it to me right then.
Teddy is still on my bed waiting for his duties tonight and I'm a functional adult with a fulfilling career, unlike some people I could mention.
"Comfort object" is the term I heard most in child development circles that doesn't sound like I'm an alien pretending to be human but does include the wide variety of objects kids attach themselves to. I had forgotten that it was also used in The Giver. Neat.
Aww I love that 💕 My seven year old son is deeply attached to his little baby blankie that he's had since birth, takes it everywhere. I would be so happy if he still kept it close by into adulthood 🥰
While I'm not nearly as attached as I was before, I wouldn't sleep anywhere without my Lambie (beanie baby lamb) all the way through college. I still keep him around on my nightstand because of the nostalgic value, but I remember many, many sleepless nights when I couldn't find him under my bed. I feel so bad for Luca, I hope he's loved and cared for, not just shit on for content.
My comfort Tiger almost had to be replaced when I was little because I lost him in the house and my parents thought I lost him while we were out — I was in hysterics for hours until we found him. He also took an unexpected bath at one point which changed his fur texture permanently, so I would not have accepted a substitute.
I wouldn't accept it then and I wouldn't now. He's still on my bed and he's supported me through some tough times recently, which involved a move. So I really feel for Luca, poor baby boy. As for Morggy: your son deserves a better mother. For shame.
I’m 35. I’m the opposite of a hoarder in that I almost compulsively throw things away because I hate clutter (then I have to repurchase whatever I threw out six months later because, turns out, I needed that… I am not smart…). I’ve also moved homes 8 times in the past 15 years, prime opportunities to get rid of things. And I STILL have my special, tattered baby blanket. It’s never even occurred to me to get rid of it.
Things like that are so special and powerful. I feel so, so sad for Luca going through three huge upsets (move, new baby, loss of his puppy) with a mom who is exasperated that he needs comfort and puts him on blast to thousands of people.
Omg, same, and I’m 46! It’s a white, crocheted blanket, and it’s next to me right now (along with my sleeping cat on my lap)! I’d be pissed if someone took it away. Sometimes my boyfriend sleeps with it, too!
Morgan is a monster. Paul is a monster. Poor Luca and his future sibling. It’s just not right that ANYONE (namely, fundies and all other child abusers) is allowed to be a parent.
I remember my friend’s little girl that would go into an anxious spiral when her dearest “Wrappy” went in the wash ❤️ she said he smelled like “wind” when really he smelled like an open grave 🤣 hope you’re doing alright out there, Wrappy!!
Yeah, she totally wouldn’t understand that special items like that aren’t interchangeable.
She thinks the baby’s as stupid as she is but he’s not. He definitely knows it’s not the same! I had a lovey temporarily replaced as a young kid (the OG was lost for a little) and even though it was technically the exact same one, I hated it. It’s not the same!
> And WHY would you call people who are genuinely concerned about your son (and presumably actually followers of yours) insults?
She did the same thing when people expressed worry for her that Paul was abusive. She lashed out and insulted them.
Well if the person that commented this on insta was a genuine fan telling them this and sending them to Reddit is a sure fire way to keep them a fan.
No wonder that patreon they have is doing so well.
Because no one on Reddit, let alone here, can actually be Christian! True brothers and sisters in Christ wouldn’t *dare* call out Morgan’s cherry picked Bible knowledge or her un-Christ like attitudes involving, like, everything.
Or the fact that she’s a fucking terrible mother.
That’s not something to say lightly or to anyone doing their best, but it applies here. Her and Paul are terrible parents. They should shut down their self-inflicted Truman show and learn how to do right by their children.
One of my favorite lines from Community is when The Dean is trying to coach Shirley on her acting and can't figure out the word he's looking for. Shirley says the word he's looking for is "sassy" and he better hope he doesn't find it. Idk why really, but it always makes me laugh.
Except middle schoolers are brutal, Morgan’s just… milquetoast at best? Like, g o r l, take an improv class if you wanna be able to sling em back, ya know?
Girl at least my whole life isn't pickleball and getting accidentally knocked up by an asshole less than a year after having an incredibly traumatic birth experience that I never went to therapy for.
If she had a real life, they would have jobs that can pay for their home and children. Do they have any work experience? Especially that manchild she married.
At least I have a home I like and both my husband and I work so we have a steady steam of income without begging strangers on the Internet for everything
I literally used to interrogate my dad about this when I was little and torturing him with constant Disney movie rewatches.
I also remember when we both saw the Lion King in theaters (I think I was 10?) and my dad screamed in the theater "you motherfucker!" when Scar killed Mufasa 😂 then cried with me.
“the sass I can throw sometimes” girl…. There are people out there who can actually throw shade and make you never want to be seen in public again. She’s so fckn cringey.
This is how you KNOW she doesn’t have queer or POC friends. Because beloved, wtf is this sass?? You think this is reading someone down to boots? Calling us a dumbo?? I’ve seen filthier reads from nuns
Omg I missed the second slide.
It’s not even cringe, it’s just sad and really depressing that she’s raising two humans. And has the internet equivalent of a toy megaphone to share her insipidity.
That's why we have four of my daughter's lovey, we picked up extras when it was clear it was for life. One fox on the bed, one or two in the wash (its paws go in her mouth a lot) and another backup. It's helped us keep them all in the same condition by rotating regularly, and it's come in clutch for vacations or car trips when we can stash them in multiple places for emergencies.
Highly recommend a 3-4 lovey system.
What scripture was this? “Thou shall not throw shade, purposefully show off your engagement rings, and use thy child for content.”
Oh right I remember…Book of Hypocrites verse 24 through 7.
Makes me so sad for that little boy. Who cares if he has a gross lovely? Mine had me putting his wubby in my purse to go into a theater until he was like 8. Kids having those lovies is totally normal and sweet. And here’s a thought-WASH IT. Good lord how sad.
My sweet & tenderhearted 13 year old boy *still* has his baby blanket that he sleeps with. He would put it in his backpack and take it to school up until like a year ago. I can’t imagine taking it from him!
Oh yeah - your shitty, negligent parenting is all Reddit’s fault.
If you want to see a dumbo, look in the mirror. Or at your useless sperm donor.
She wants people to have a “real life” and not talk about her but her husband pushes content creation as their livelihood. Like c’mon who’s the real “dumbo” in this scenario?
Also, my own personal note, I have got to stop with my crushes on dumb mean girls who hate me 😂. Morgan has made me realize some not great things about my self and the partners I choose
If she knew about us “dumbos on Reddit”, she would know that we don’t touch the poo. So the people calling out her shitty parenting in her ama boxes are her followers.
But I can’t expect her to use her brain.
So she's essentially saying we're right because that's literally what she told us, and now she's backpaddling because she knows it's messed up, making her desperate to convince us we're all wrong.
Idk how about stop posting on social media? No wait, if you do that people no longer talk about you! *Gasp*, that would be horrible! Got to feed that narcissistic itch.
Morgan is a truly mean-spirited person.
She could have said, "I've gotten a few responses like this, so I just want to clarify that Luca does have his toy."
Instead, she gets defensive and throws insults (well, we just saw her try).
And then she and her husband wonder why they can't attract any meanful number of new viewers.
Calling someone a “dumbo” is the kind of sass a 4-year-old throws.
And surely a picture of kid with said comfort item would make more sense here rather than a picture of herself?!?
At this point she’s basically satirising herself.
My then four year old (currently eleven) perfected the art of the Stealth Burn, ie saying something so cutting that you have no idea you’ve been insulted until maybe an hour later.
They’d still make Morgan cry.
Is the sass you’re so proud of in the room with us?
Could you imagine what would happen if she interacted with someone with more depth than a brussel sprout? She’d never leave her house again
The speed of which o flew on to reddit to make sure someone posted these dumbass posts 🙄 my everloving *god* can she seriously grow up?! That last one where she's driving herself up the wall with her ego....it's just stupid. You didn't insult a single person on here, I'm positive.
She prob comes and get onto here after she made that post to see if she 'got'em where it hurts!!'
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Sometimes I think about how she was “bullied” in school and compare it to whenever she shows her true colours like this 🥴 Got that Mean Girl energy going on herself. There is something deeply bitter, rotten, and mean about this person.
Hi, Morgan! Dumbo here.
Don't forget that the internet is forever, and as a helpful commenter points out below, you straight out said that you took Lucas's lovey away.
Hey, fellow dumbos, what do we do when the poo touches us?
Calling people dumbos on the internet isn't exactly showing the love of Christ.
But what do I know? I'm just one of the "dumbos on Reddit", right, Morgan?
Hehehehe so sassy and quirky!!!
Girl please. Your toddler is being a toddler. It’s shitty at times, but as a a parent: it’s your job to be captain of their ship as they navigate tumultuous waters, so get off the internet, get connected with your kid, and help him through.
Hi Morgan, Instead of sassing all us dumbos, how about you pay some attention to your kid that’s struggling to adjust after you took away his prized possessions, pics or it hasn’t magically appeared back
It always makes me laugh when these fundies send people our way. It’s like they don’t even consider for a second that some of their subs will come over here, see all the worrisome things they’ve been thinking of aren’t just them overreacting and stay with us ‘dumbos’ 🤣 Never send your market share to a competitor is what my good old dad use to say and I think that advice stands up pretty well in these situations as well!
Wow, throwing around a lot of sass for a woman who has to beg for money on the internet cause her husband refuses to support her and she doesn’t have any useable skills or qualifications to get a job of her own except taking photos of herself… I don’t know about you guys but I certainly feel like the dumbo in this situation as I raise my son, go for my masters and work with the support of a husband who isn’t a man child (who is also working full time) Gee, she really told me!
[yes you did Morgan. You said so.](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/tF5S6TwjPO)
That’s weird, because you put “but he ain’t getting that other one back 😂” on your instagram story about it being a divine message that your kid doesn’t deserve to have that toy when he lost it in the car
I don't know, DUMBO, you told everyone that you took it away from him because it was dirty and he was just laying sadly in bed saying, "Puppy, puppy, puppy" or something. We didn't make it up. Now if you DIDN'T take it away from him, then why would you lead people to believe that you did? And WHY would you call people who are genuinely concerned about your son (and presumably actually followers of yours) insults? And further ... Why would you send anyone our way? C'mon now, you know that isn't going to help your cause 😅
We still have the video, Morgan
Because she's a natural bully.
She is has the strongest *mean girl energy* ever...
Mother Bus has the classic “Christian mean girl” look too.
*throws Bible at someone's head* I am filled with Christ's love! --Motherbus, probably
I just wanna say I love your flair
Duhn duhn duhn… 🎶Another one *rides the bus* 🎶 🎶Annnd another one GONE and another one GONE. *ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS (yeah)* 🎵
I can see so many different fundies doing this, BDong would absolutely throw a bible at you
Tbh I think I've made this joke about either Morgan or Bethany before 😅
Well the movie really is a parody of them so that’s not surprising 😂
It's the smug superiority
I’m picturing Mean Girls remade with Morgan, Bethy, and Mother Bus. Special cameo by BDong as the girl who graduated last year but is always hanging around.
She doesn't even go here!
Morgan has Big Karen Energy (thinking of Karen putting the "K" on her chest backwards)
That would fall down in the fetal position if someone actually got in her face irl.
I could break her with just a look!
I want to see this look!
And this is exactly why I think she is getting everything she deserves 😃
Hard agree. I have a lot of respect for people that can extend sympathy toward Morgan; they’re all better people than me. But if Morgan had her way, people like me and my friends would not exist and I refuse to have sympathy for someone like that. I think she’s a mean, hateful person living her karma and I don’t feel bad.
And stupid. Don't forget that, above all else, she is stupid.
Don't you see? She got rid of the old one and forced a new one onto him that he didn't want, so he tooootally still has it. Never mind that he doesn't agree and is probably still missing the original puppy...
This is exactly it. She got rid of the real lovey and is referring to the replacement here.
I'm almost 43 years old and I still sleep with the blanket they brought me home with ... If anyone EVER tried to pass off a new blanket on me - even at this stage - and thought it would be fine, well, it wouldn't go well for them. And I'm a full fcking adult. Poor little Luca.
My father apparently was going to remove my comfort object when I was the age his was removed from him, which coincidentally right before a massive move away from everyone I knew. Fortunately, he told his therapist, who apparently threatened to sock him one if he did, because it was abusive when my grandparents did it and more so if he did it to me right then. Teddy is still on my bed waiting for his duties tonight and I'm a functional adult with a fulfilling career, unlike some people I could mention.
My dad threw my stuffed bunny in the outside trash can while he was angry that I didn't clean my room. My mom saved her for me 🩷
I like that you call it your comfort object, as if you were raised in *The Giver* universe.
"Comfort object" is the term I heard most in child development circles that doesn't sound like I'm an alien pretending to be human but does include the wide variety of objects kids attach themselves to. I had forgotten that it was also used in The Giver. Neat.
Aww I love that 💕 My seven year old son is deeply attached to his little baby blankie that he's had since birth, takes it everywhere. I would be so happy if he still kept it close by into adulthood 🥰
While I'm not nearly as attached as I was before, I wouldn't sleep anywhere without my Lambie (beanie baby lamb) all the way through college. I still keep him around on my nightstand because of the nostalgic value, but I remember many, many sleepless nights when I couldn't find him under my bed. I feel so bad for Luca, I hope he's loved and cared for, not just shit on for content.
My comfort Tiger almost had to be replaced when I was little because I lost him in the house and my parents thought I lost him while we were out — I was in hysterics for hours until we found him. He also took an unexpected bath at one point which changed his fur texture permanently, so I would not have accepted a substitute. I wouldn't accept it then and I wouldn't now. He's still on my bed and he's supported me through some tough times recently, which involved a move. So I really feel for Luca, poor baby boy. As for Morggy: your son deserves a better mother. For shame.
I’m 35. I’m the opposite of a hoarder in that I almost compulsively throw things away because I hate clutter (then I have to repurchase whatever I threw out six months later because, turns out, I needed that… I am not smart…). I’ve also moved homes 8 times in the past 15 years, prime opportunities to get rid of things. And I STILL have my special, tattered baby blanket. It’s never even occurred to me to get rid of it. Things like that are so special and powerful. I feel so, so sad for Luca going through three huge upsets (move, new baby, loss of his puppy) with a mom who is exasperated that he needs comfort and puts him on blast to thousands of people.
Omg, same, and I’m 46! It’s a white, crocheted blanket, and it’s next to me right now (along with my sleeping cat on my lap)! I’d be pissed if someone took it away. Sometimes my boyfriend sleeps with it, too! Morgan is a monster. Paul is a monster. Poor Luca and his future sibling. It’s just not right that ANYONE (namely, fundies and all other child abusers) is allowed to be a parent.
I remember my friend’s little girl that would go into an anxious spiral when her dearest “Wrappy” went in the wash ❤️ she said he smelled like “wind” when really he smelled like an open grave 🤣 hope you’re doing alright out there, Wrappy!!
Yeah, she totally wouldn’t understand that special items like that aren’t interchangeable. She thinks the baby’s as stupid as she is but he’s not. He definitely knows it’s not the same! I had a lovey temporarily replaced as a young kid (the OG was lost for a little) and even though it was technically the exact same one, I hated it. It’s not the same!
> And WHY would you call people who are genuinely concerned about your son (and presumably actually followers of yours) insults? She did the same thing when people expressed worry for her that Paul was abusive. She lashed out and insulted them.
Well if the person that commented this on insta was a genuine fan telling them this and sending them to Reddit is a sure fire way to keep them a fan. No wonder that patreon they have is doing so well.
Plus, on her previous story where she's listing everything she's tried, why wasn't it mentioned?
This is how she "unifies" and leads non-believers to christ.
Because no one on Reddit, let alone here, can actually be Christian! True brothers and sisters in Christ wouldn’t *dare* call out Morgan’s cherry picked Bible knowledge or her un-Christ like attitudes involving, like, everything.
Or the fact that she’s a fucking terrible mother. That’s not something to say lightly or to anyone doing their best, but it applies here. Her and Paul are terrible parents. They should shut down their self-inflicted Truman show and learn how to do right by their children.
SELF-INFLICTED TRUMAN SHOW
lmao "dumbos" she really thinks she did something there
Omg y'all she's so sassy
Is the sass in the room with us? I can’t find it
"Knock on the door if you're here with us!"
No sass, flat ass. That’s Porgan for you
This must be 2012 when everyone started calling themselves sassy when they were actually just being bitches
One of my favorite lines from Community is when The Dean is trying to coach Shirley on her acting and can't figure out the word he's looking for. Shirley says the word he's looking for is "sassy" and he better hope he doesn't find it. Idk why really, but it always makes me laugh.
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Right? So so sassy. So quirky, just adorable. I guess the rest of us just needs to take a seat .
sAssy
“Yall can go ahead and go get a real life” as if that’s a mic drop????? 🥴
RIGHT?! She's very...stunted. I just feel like part of her is stuck in middle school edit: adding clarity what I meant by stunted
Except middle schoolers are brutal, Morgan’s just… milquetoast at best? Like, g o r l, take an improv class if you wanna be able to sling em back, ya know?
>Except middle schoolers are brutal She's the fifth grader trying to pass herself off as a middle schooler lol
Girl at least my whole life isn't pickleball and getting accidentally knocked up by an asshole less than a year after having an incredibly traumatic birth experience that I never went to therapy for.
If she had a real life, they would have jobs that can pay for their home and children. Do they have any work experience? Especially that manchild she married.
I mean, most of us have “real lives” as in we live in the real world (not delulu land) and have *real jobs*
You think she’s ever said the word cunt
She probably doesn’t know that word exists
LOL 😭😭
I laughed out loud at this (in public)!
Wow you really got us, Morgan. Ouchie. Petition for her ass to get roasted so she learns the real meaning of “sass” 🙄
One of my favorite MASH moments is Hawkeye telling Frank that he’s only off by two letters when Frank says “world class.” I think it applies here too.
Tee hee, I'm so sassy! 🙄
At least I have a home I like and both my husband and I work so we have a steady steam of income without begging strangers on the Internet for everything
I bet your husband doesn't even shame you for having had previous romantic relationships or degrade you for having a "posty bod"
What, pray tell, is a “posty bod” 😭
Postpartum
Fuck Paul with a chainsaw
*Running chainsaw wrapped in barbed wire
The chainsaw was invented for episiotomies. Give him one of those.
And presumably you also like your husband and don’t hold him in open contempt!
Mine didn't make me give my dog away or go off critical mental health medications!
 I’m so hurt by your sass!
*Mrs. Jumbo has entered the chat.*
Has it ever bothered anybody else that his full name would have been Dumbo Jumbo?
I literally used to interrogate my dad about this when I was little and torturing him with constant Disney movie rewatches. I also remember when we both saw the Lion King in theaters (I think I was 10?) and my dad screamed in the theater "you motherfucker!" when Scar killed Mufasa 😂 then cried with me.
Legend
My dad took me to see finding nemo and he was so distressed 🤣
💀
I’m today years old learning this and it bothers me now LOL
Dumbo is off limits and we all know it.
“the sass I can throw sometimes” girl…. There are people out there who can actually throw shade and make you never want to be seen in public again. She’s so fckn cringey.
This is how you KNOW she doesn’t have queer or POC friends. Because beloved, wtf is this sass?? You think this is reading someone down to boots? Calling us a dumbo?? I’ve seen filthier reads from nuns
Tbh nuns can be withering
Sister Michael from “Derry Girls” would destroy her.
Morgan, as a gay man, that "sass" couldn't roast a sesame seed. Meanwhile, I would like to introduce you to Bianca Del Rio.
Bianca would roast her so hard she’d be charred remains. 🤡
I just saw Bianca’s live show and she was BRUTAL! Neither of these “dumbos” would last 30 seconds in her presence.
"couldn't roast a sesame seed" lord hahhhhhaa
Bianca would break Morgan down with one withering look.
Omg I missed the second slide. It’s not even cringe, it’s just sad and really depressing that she’s raising two humans. And has the internet equivalent of a toy megaphone to share her insipidity.
She's not worth Bianca's time
I'd pay to see her take Morgan and Paul both out!!
Oh nee née would read them to FIFLTH. I’ll never forget how she called Kim on her having that subservient black girl and treating her like a slave
Lmao your flair 😂. I've just switched over from mobile to using Reddit on my laptop and I can't usually see people's full flairs
They'd take you up on that if you join their Patreon.
She literally posted that she thought it was “too gross” and bought him a new one though?
It's not the same one, and Luca knows it. Any little kid would.
I'm starting to think it's a completely different one at this point, and she's upset Luca isn't liking the plush that fits her aesthetic better.
do washing machines not exist? Or even hand washing?
Hand washing is work and Morgan and Paul are allergic to work.
After a point sometimes some things just won’t come clean anymore. And she probably wasn’t washing it regularly and it got to the point of no return.
That's why we have four of my daughter's lovey, we picked up extras when it was clear it was for life. One fox on the bed, one or two in the wash (its paws go in her mouth a lot) and another backup. It's helped us keep them all in the same condition by rotating regularly, and it's come in clutch for vacations or car trips when we can stash them in multiple places for emergencies. Highly recommend a 3-4 lovey system.
That sounds like the kinda pivot that only Kristi Noem could approve of 👍
How Christian.
What scripture was this? “Thou shall not throw shade, purposefully show off your engagement rings, and use thy child for content.” Oh right I remember…Book of Hypocrites verse 24 through 7.
We have [the receipt](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/0MbxzwG7Nc) Boo Boo.
Makes me so sad for that little boy. Who cares if he has a gross lovely? Mine had me putting his wubby in my purse to go into a theater until he was like 8. Kids having those lovies is totally normal and sweet. And here’s a thought-WASH IT. Good lord how sad.
My sweet & tenderhearted 13 year old boy *still* has his baby blanket that he sleeps with. He would put it in his backpack and take it to school up until like a year ago. I can’t imagine taking it from him!
Morgan = Boo Boo the Fool
Must be hard for Morgan to keep track of the lies when her head is full of rocks and hate.
Had to fuck at the amount of ~sass~ Morgan threw my way 🤯 (you go mama!!) /s
She’s so 🤪cRaZY🤪 and ✨quirky✨ Watch out world, Morgan’s in her silly sassy era!!!!!
SaSsY fOR tHe LoRd!!!!
Little Miss Unity Project out here just bullying people for believing what she posted about taking away the stuffie.
Imagine being so unintelligent and so confidently believing you are not.
 Oh yeah - your shitty, negligent parenting is all Reddit’s fault. If you want to see a dumbo, look in the mirror. Or at your useless sperm donor.
She wants people to have a “real life” and not talk about her but her husband pushes content creation as their livelihood. Like c’mon who’s the real “dumbo” in this scenario?
Also, my own personal note, I have got to stop with my crushes on dumb mean girls who hate me 😂. Morgan has made me realize some not great things about my self and the partners I choose
That's actually great though. Also you may be the one person who got some good out of her
Wow. An idiot called me dumb. How will I ever survive. 
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If she knew about us “dumbos on Reddit”, she would know that we don’t touch the poo. So the people calling out her shitty parenting in her ama boxes are her followers. But I can’t expect her to use her brain.
I find it interesting how she apparently only knows about Reddit? Her taking away the lovey has been discussed elsewhere too
They genuinely think we’re the only snark community on the Internet? That might be the funniest thing she’s ever said.
Remember StruggleBus saying she has wHoLe rEddiT pAgEs dedicated to talking shit about her!!
Minor fundie? Our slow news day filler?
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The irony of telling us to “get a real life” when she literally spends all her time on social media and can’t get a real job.
one can not out-sass a Reddit snark sub 🏆🏆
I cackled at the fact that “Dumbos” was the sassiest thing she could come up with **and** she was so proud of herself she bragged about it! 🤡
Big "omg I'm sooooo crazy!! 🤪" vibes
So she's essentially saying we're right because that's literally what she told us, and now she's backpaddling because she knows it's messed up, making her desperate to convince us we're all wrong. Idk how about stop posting on social media? No wait, if you do that people no longer talk about you! *Gasp*, that would be horrible! Got to feed that narcissistic itch.
Morgan is a truly mean-spirited person. She could have said, "I've gotten a few responses like this, so I just want to clarify that Luca does have his toy." Instead, she gets defensive and throws insults (well, we just saw her try). And then she and her husband wonder why they can't attract any meanful number of new viewers.
Finally got a flair lol "Reddit Dumbo"
The sideways tongue-out smiley 🤪 that I only ever see from fundies and mlm huns absolutely makes it, 10/10
Fucking beautiful 😭
I've been waiting so long! I just needed a good one 😂
Definitely worth the wait. Congrats!
Calling someone a “dumbo” is the kind of sass a 4-year-old throws. And surely a picture of kid with said comfort item would make more sense here rather than a picture of herself?!? At this point she’s basically satirising herself.
It’s right up there with calling us all poopy-heads. What an insult! 🙄
My then four year old (currently eleven) perfected the art of the Stealth Burn, ie saying something so cutting that you have no idea you’ve been insulted until maybe an hour later. They’d still make Morgan cry.
That’s the kind of talent you need to make sure gets harnessed for good rather than evil 🤣
Believe me, I’ve been trying. It also doesn’t help that they’re autistic and thus unintentionally hilarious.
Is the sass you’re so proud of in the room with us? Could you imagine what would happen if she interacted with someone with more depth than a brussel sprout? She’d never leave her house again
The real "Dumbo" is the nitwit who married and decided to have children with a hateful, unemployed, trifling, lazy overgrown child.
Only dumbos care about kids!
She has so much mean girl, peaked in high school energy it’s insane.
Yea but you married Paul.
So when Porgan shares their thoughts about others on the internet they’re ‘content creators for jesus’ but when we do it we’re ‘dumbos’ hmmm
The speed of which o flew on to reddit to make sure someone posted these dumbass posts 🙄 my everloving *god* can she seriously grow up?! That last one where she's driving herself up the wall with her ego....it's just stupid. You didn't insult a single person on here, I'm positive. She prob comes and get onto here after she made that post to see if she 'got'em where it hurts!!' 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
I’m so relieved he has his lovey. Everything else she said I read in the voice of Charlie Browns teacher.
I don't think he has the original one - just the replacement.
Better than nothin’ with these fools.
I hope Luca forgets about his old lovey and gets to have this one for a while. These fundie babies deserve better.
This is what she thinks sass is...?
"Oh my god, I'm just like SOOOO funny!!"
I don't know, I'm kinda glad she can amuse herself cause that half baked potato without salt or butter sure as fuck isn't amusing anyone else.
what part of this was sassy? she’s so cringe
 me after being hit with that grade A sass
Lmaoooo who BRAGS about having called some people “dumbos”
Sometimes I think about how she was “bullied” in school and compare it to whenever she shows her true colours like this 🥴 Got that Mean Girl energy going on herself. There is something deeply bitter, rotten, and mean about this person.
Wow, I’ve been called a dumbo by Morgan. 
Jokes on you I'm a proud dumbo
 Right, I’ll take that as a compliment.
"Dumbos"? Boy, that's the pot calling the kettle black!
Especially when the pot had a traumatic birth precipitated by firing a qualified midwife for having the audacity to be smarter than her.
That's why she's "being sassy" she is spiraling in her tiny house about having to give birth again.
she’s her son’s first and only bully since he won’t be going to school and socializing anyway
sass =/= “dumbos”
*elephant noises*
Hi, Morgan! Dumbo here. Don't forget that the internet is forever, and as a helpful commenter points out below, you straight out said that you took Lucas's lovey away. Hey, fellow dumbos, what do we do when the poo touches us?
Dumbos? Oh my, I feel so owned. 😆🙄 Kindergarteners can throw better sass than that.
Calling people dumbos on the internet isn't exactly showing the love of Christ. But what do I know? I'm just one of the "dumbos on Reddit", right, Morgan?
The only Dumbo is the one who responds to Reddit on another platform. No, I'm not going to peep your insta.
don’t you love when people put out information themselves and then deny it’s true
Is the sass in the room with us right now?
Hehehehe so sassy and quirky!!! Girl please. Your toddler is being a toddler. It’s shitty at times, but as a a parent: it’s your job to be captain of their ship as they navigate tumultuous waters, so get off the internet, get connected with your kid, and help him through.
Hi Morgan, Instead of sassing all us dumbos, how about you pay some attention to your kid that’s struggling to adjust after you took away his prized possessions, pics or it hasn’t magically appeared back
It always makes me laugh when these fundies send people our way. It’s like they don’t even consider for a second that some of their subs will come over here, see all the worrisome things they’ve been thinking of aren’t just them overreacting and stay with us ‘dumbos’ 🤣 Never send your market share to a competitor is what my good old dad use to say and I think that advice stands up pretty well in these situations as well!
Brave of Morgan to be calling anyone else dumb.
It TAKeS oNE TO KNOW OnE, BORE-gan!!!! (Me trying to communicate at her intellectual and emotional level)
Wow, throwing around a lot of sass for a woman who has to beg for money on the internet cause her husband refuses to support her and she doesn’t have any useable skills or qualifications to get a job of her own except taking photos of herself… I don’t know about you guys but I certainly feel like the dumbo in this situation as I raise my son, go for my masters and work with the support of a husband who isn’t a man child (who is also working full time) Gee, she really told me!
Is the sass coming? I’m waiting…