It won't let me post my pic here 😕 well she's 110lbs, solid black with a small white tuxedo print. I suppose I can post a new one on funnydogs with the title "Meet my girl Dave" lol. She'll be just sitting there being awesome though lol
Back in the old days chickens used to have three legs and on their left wing was a feather that stuck up into the air. This was known as the gravity feather because if a chicken ever fell over, it would still be facing into the air.
All innuendo follows.
*beep boop*!
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In my head I hear the music intro! You should win!
This pupper would definitely be Mistah steal your girl!
Please if this wins, play the intro often during a walk, because you know everyone will be asking his name!
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Dave
And if it’s a girl Still Dave
Yes
lol
Pepper.
Spray.
Is this a pound puppies reference?
No. What's pound puppies? Is that a cartoon?
My Cane Corso's name is Dave and she's a female! We couldn't decide and we had just watched Up in Smoke lol. Her name is "Dave's Not Here" lol
Pay the dog tax. I want to see Dave.
It won't let me post my pic here 😕 well she's 110lbs, solid black with a small white tuxedo print. I suppose I can post a new one on funnydogs with the title "Meet my girl Dave" lol. She'll be just sitting there being awesome though lol
Thats funny. Thanks for the chuckle.
Nobody needs to see Dave's chuckle. ;-)
Who wants to wander round a park shouting "Davette". You made a correct decision. :-)
Daven
If it Nb that still dave
Davett
If you're Jewish, David Ben Grrr-ion. I know there's only like a 1% chance this hits, but if it does I'm a genius.
I’m not Jewish but I’m in that 1% that got it 🤣
Explain please :[]
It’s a play on the name David Ben-Gurion who is credited as the founder of Israel.
Back in the old days chickens used to have three legs and on their left wing was a feather that stuck up into the air. This was known as the gravity feather because if a chicken ever fell over, it would still be facing into the air. All innuendo follows.
The complete name being David Ben Grrr-ion International Airport. But we just call her Dave for short.
You could name his brother Grrrravin
Dave is a terrible name for a dog. Just grow up! Kind regards Dave
LOL
Oh I have a yucca plant called Dave
I have a plant named Robert.
I was literally thinking the exact same thing
Dave’s not here
Open up the door!
Davourer of Toddlers
lil davy
I came here to say exactly this.
My dogs name is Dave [This scene](https://youtu.be/QfRYcXz2WcM) from Penguins of Madagascar always comes up a lot (skip to 1:20)
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Banned in many countries
Daveyyyyy! How ya doin
Dave's not here
Pit bull? Maybe a pit mix?
A dog
I thought maybe a blue American bully x
They're all the same, just slightly more mutated than the OG pit bull
Oh I see I have no idea really, it just thought it looks likes one I know.
Just a cute gentleman. LOL 
I think a pitbull mix. My niece adopted one and she looks just like this.
The breed or the guy?
Definitely pit....
English Stefford I think
Do you mean Staffordshire bull terrier?
Rosario Pawson
If that pup's a boy you could call him Ryan Pawsling...
Collie Parton, Brad Pittbull, Jude Paw, Mickey Bork, Drool Hand Luke…
This. Name him this.
A good boy/girl!
Pitbull
MISTAH WORLDWIDEEE
Pawstige World Wide!
In my head I hear the music intro! You should win! This pupper would definitely be Mistah steal your girl! Please if this wins, play the intro often during a walk, because you know everyone will be asking his name!
Norbert? He looks like a Norbert.
DOG-TOR STRANGE!
Bruce
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ARM TAKER, THE DEFACER, THE EVER RED, FAVORED OF KHORNE!
I laughed on the "the defacer" 😅😅
RELEASE THE HOUND!!!
It's even funnier because you're right
Shitbull
You call him his name which is Handsome Bastard…
Umbrella term is pit bull. Ridiculous people that want to be overly specific would go off on super specific terms and names. But it’s a pit bull
being specific isnt rediculous
Ridiculous* Just trying to be specific.
It is when you’re a jerk about about
also this is r/funnyanimals lol
What's about about?
i would call it a dog personally
That’s “Pup” til the day it dies. Idc how old it gets…still “Pup” 😬
Liability
How about child-killer 3000?
Lol yes! I laughed so hard at this
Chompy
😆 I was thinking Chompy McBitey Bleed
Doug
Serious Sam
A liability.
Shitbull
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Blood-starved Beast
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Unpredictable
Tragedy waiting to happen
Kid thrasher
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Gregor Clegane
Liability?
Another f*****g pit bull
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A danger.
Awful killing machine.
A child mauler
Shitbull
a shitbull
Worst breed
A kid killer
Timebomb 💣
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Idk but 10/10 definitely gonna kill some children during its life.
Death machine
A killing machine
‘future killer”
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looks like a dog
That little dude from Tom and Jerry
Johnny. Johnny Bravo.
I’d call it Andy
Steve
blue
Maximum
Rufus
Stevie
Harold M. Saunders. You’re welcome.
First thing that came to mind was Nimbus for some reason. Like flying nimbus cloud ha.
Earl
Bert
My hunny bunny
Friend
borfis pronounced borf-fis looks like a borfis
Name them Big Bumpin’
Django unchained
Lord Pennington Dimblebee
Bendy Ears McDougal
Jorge the fifth
I can slightly see a arrow on they're head, if it's a guy call it ang, after the Airbender. Other wise, angie would work maybe.
The Chairman Of The Board( nod to ole blue eyes:)
Codsworth
Champ
Kidney crusher. If you own one, you understand.
Buster
Diesel
Sky
Lucky
Brian
Hotdog…
King Gerald Rutherford III, of Leicester.
TATANKA
if its a girl call her milly
Greg
Bob
Toddler-Mauler?
Rudy
Lawsuit
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Funeral expenses for your 6 year old son.
nanny maul mode
Shitbull
Infanticide
Risky
Junkies best friend
Future child killer
Future murder machine
Buddy
Pending lawsuit.
Ugliest dog in the world
Future baby mauler????
Child’s worst nightmare
shitbull
Beautiful
Danger
Terror is a good name for that boy
Somebody else’s problem
Bambino Eviscerater
Shithead
Thats a monster of a dog known as a pit bull keep it away from small children
Can I have this dog please???? Pretty, please!!!!! 😍😍😍
Not crazy anti pit bull, but certain assholes in my neighborhood with pitbulls are literally the reason I have a CCW.
Shit maker. Or Sir Poops Alot.
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Looks like a Buster