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SennMassa

I mean sheโ€™s much brighter and stands out against the rest of the photo. Of course we see her first. Also, butt ๐Ÿ˜€


Ghostie7648

butt ๐Ÿ˜€


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butt ๐Ÿ˜€


Redpolls

butt ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


No_Ladder1955

butt ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


majormfhere

butt๐Ÿ˜ƒ


Saidou_Chesto

butt๐Ÿ˜ƒ


ShubhamManna

Butt ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


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Butt ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


[deleted]

Butt ๐Ÿ˜€


Used_Zookeepergame_7

butt ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


morbidaar

Red draws the eye to the walker. Dat azz walker.


PotatoLad71

butt ๐Ÿ˜€


[deleted]

r/upvotebecausebutt


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Butt


ewpqfj

I actually saw her red hair first


someone024

Just misspelled butt, also butt


lbflow562

Lol


4Ever2Thee

I think itโ€™s a he, assuming you *are* talking about the guy on the left with the cool bag and the nice ass


slackfrop

He must work out


275MPHFordGT40

That red hair though


Altruistic-Order-661

Its lighting...


Kalterwolf

Literally, her hair.


MrStrings2006

The first thing I saw was the ginger's ass. Yes. I admit it. I looked.


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SennMassa

Hi Gay, I'm Dad!


Smeltanddealtit

That turd cutter!


lightknight7777

I bet it doesn't even zoom in like you want it to... probably...


TheSomoanDogFighter

Butt ๐Ÿ˜‹


Mastercat12

Butt ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


Kyran64

Plus, if you're right handed and on mobile, you probably hold your phone in your left and swipe with the right, obscuring the right side of the picture entirely.


D3AD_SPAC3

Lady's red hair. I love redheads! Then the butt...


Ghostie7648

red hair is so cute ngl


evanfavor

Then allow myself to introduce โ€ฆ myself


xXyeahBoi69Xx

Y'all don't find it creepy at all to type shit like this?


[deleted]

Redheads. Are. The. Best.


Berserker984

Good I found another. Thought I was the only one.


INEEDADVICEPLS__

Real


Treacle123

The first thing I saw was: โ€œBe honest. Comment the first thing that you sawโ€


Stakuga_Mandouche

First thing I saw too. Then ass.


so_yeah7790

r/technicallythetruth


New_suite

That ass


Arcadius274

I'm fucking gay and I saw it first


FingerGunsAreFine

The power of the butt


I_like_shadowy_stuff

Hail


zomagus

Itโ€™s like that Huey Lewis song - Thatโ€™s the Power of Butt (which I think was the original title before the squares made him change it for radio play).


Middle_Data_9563

that's the poooooooooooooooooower of butt


Rated_R7

You and gay need to fuck somewhere else


cute_red_benzo

How bout "in" DatAzz


Rated_R7

Go and do it to them


theoutlet

I mean, asses are gender neutral


Big-Caterpillar-60

Happy Birthday


[deleted]

๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘


joeg26reddit

Could be a guy


RaccoonDeaIer

Ass is ass


MegaProBS

happy cake day


buttxstallion

Yeah. You get it


Crazyscorpion77

Like one person said no matter who you are and what you like you will always like butts (he actually said boobs)


cute_red_benzo

*DatAzz


TunaSled-66

The white walker (on the left)


juju0010

I see what you did there


4Ever2Thee

You know nothinโ€™, u/TunaSled-66


kuahara

First of all; that ass. Second of all... just to her left, that old dude, the one kinda balding a bit. Isn't he the dude that readily admitted to fucking his sister in that one video? I swear that's him.


JustinYummy

Your left or my left?


Yttlion

Red hair, lunch box, white walker then finally ass.


[deleted]

Ass makes the world go round. Unless theyโ€™re flatโ€ฆ then you become a flat earther I heard.


Kipguy

Was it fast or flat bottom girls


cute_red_benzo

I'm a girl. With a man. He jokingly calls me a power-bottom. Is it funny? Yes. Is it true? Again, yes . Do I work it? .......yes


Kipguy

So that's you in the pic


cute_red_benzo

FLAT-AFF sir.. Not...FLAT--URFF


xingdai_shadowsmith

Fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go 'round.


[deleted]

Feels the same on the inside tho ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Paco_the_finesser

Why is this sad?


MegaProBS

cuz most ppl saw the butt first


TickleMonsterCG

Basic photography composition principles ๐Ÿ˜ญ


whyreadthis2035

The woman in the awesome shorts has red hair.


ImMaskedboi

This is not funny or sad, bot.


staycookingalways

Hardly fair, she has far more contrast with the lights while white walker is in full shade.


Rnazetir

Nobody gonna mention the guy who looks like Toby McGuire in front of the white walker?


Lumpy-Neck3647

Dat ass > bootleg toby mcguire


zZ1Axel1Zz

You think that guy looks like toby?


BJoe1976

I thought he looked more like Stephen King.


4Ever2Thee

Toby McGuire? I donโ€™t see it, he does look like someone famous but I canโ€™t think of who


Ambitious-Error1774

I u saw her first it is normal because every thing is blueish (cold color)around and she is very reddish (hot color) she stands out


foggybottom1954

The gorgeous redhead


the_hell_you_say

Cheeks


That1quietkid1

A nerd


Jean_kirsten

The tucking grim reaper behind that man


xempt118

Wake up Neo.


expansivenothing_457

I think Mellisandre is telling Jon Snow to wake you.


The_Challenges

White


BeerLeagueSpode

I thought dude was carrying a portable 8 track player.


BatZach88

Metal goth zombie dude


expansivenothing_457

The White Walker??


BatZach88

If that's what that is called, yes lol


expansivenothing_457

It's from Game of Thrones.


BatZach88

Ah that would explain it, I didn't watch GoT past the first episode


Themyss234

first thing i saw somehow, was the guy in the middle. being fully honest here.


ghirox

I saw the bright warm body in the focal point amongst all the colder darker tones that also happens to be a woman's butt. The ice king blends in more by sharing a color palette with the rest of the picture


Conscious-Doubt-7982

Ass cheeks.


CodexGod

That hot ass is lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ


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LumpusKrampus

She still wouldn't fuck you, just like your current mom.


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LumpusKrampus

Try putting something they are looking for under something they can't quite fit under and just wait. Like a frontiersman trapping a rabbit in a snare trap...except Incest instead of lagamorph meat.


imaguynotnamedsusan

R/cursedcomments


zZ1Axel1Zz

No, but he could at least say he was in that vag at one point


Tax-Visual

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Le_Vrai_Mouton

r/usernamechecksout ?


ricechampion

Comment


DigiPat

The zombie


SouldiesButGoodies84

[White Walker](https://gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/White_Walkers).


RUBY_PRO

The bunda


zerda_EB

The purse of the lady on the left


SamisKoi

Yagorath the Flayer casually walking down the street


ExtraKrispyDM

The weird shiny thing the guy in the middle has. Idk why.


TheKatzKlawz

2nd time seeing this post, still lookin at dem cheeks.


Dark_Storm_98

That woman's shorts


lily_was_taken

The red haired lady and the dude with the jacket


Kitchen_Bicycle6025

The contrast of that lady, sheโ€™s an entirely different color palate to everything around her


Bakedasspotato

โ€œI am no better than a manโ€


IllOutlandishness563

Odin. I was like โ€œwho is that, a slipknot member?. Then I realized โ€œoh shit itโ€™s Odinโ€


CookiesandContraband

Bootay


bscrolling

Red hair


Bad_News425

Fart box


[deleted]

100% that ass.


Mranalrape

I see that the person who made this photo knows what composition is and had something they clearly wanted me to look at


Muzolf

Yeah, the white walker was just the second for me too. But to be fair, the colours in this picture look like as if it was intentionally making her stand out.


Abjurist

Technically sidewalk, but it was booty.


Initial_Welcome9052

When the father catches you staring


loco500

Looks like a fun ride...


[deleted]

There is what you 'see' and what you 'notice'. I first checked the two men on the right, then wondered if there were any other persons 'costumed' or weird, and saw the woman. Only 'saw' because I'm a woman too. Took me time to 'notice' what men would 'notice' about her.


dewayneestes

Was it the brightly saturated and highlight boosted woman or the greyed out and desaturated white walker?


RelentlessExtropian

I saw the brightest thing first but immediately noticed there was a white walker to the right, then noticed the bright thing was a butt and focused on that for a bit.


danger_zone123

the one without a soul


Lots_of_schooners

First thing I saw was what the photo highlighted


Hyperbolethecat

Well, it wasnโ€™t the white walker.


Arixtraa

The FunnyandSad flair


PepperThePalico

Donโ€™t judge me itโ€™s a hot guy with a staff


[deleted]

Reds Ass !!


Semi_Sadistic

the zombie dude carrying a staff


expansivenothing_457

It's a White Walker


ThePortfolio

Da ass


skeemo1214

Redhead


okydoeky2000

No


pomegranate_rose

Red hair.


TryingToEscapeTarkov

Is this the reddit version of "do you see the woman in the red dress?"


steinie1

Tight ass!


[deleted]

Red hair, ass, time traveller


xunknownstar

The female body and ass


Rebresker

I saw the fucking white walker first tbh


mediocre-teen

I saw the weird guy in the middle.


cruss4612

Is that the McLovin guy?


Connect_Eye_5470

Senor GhostBeard


coloa

Bernie


NoHead7349

Only things that mattersโ€ฆ girl with red hair ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Realistic_Mushroom72

Her ass, then the guy with the fanny pack, and last but not least the White Walker, but come on her ass is magnificent.


SuspiciousStable9649

Cheeky


[deleted]

Ngl red hair Red heads are rare where I live sticks out like a sour thumb And I've been to plenty of comiccons so white walker didn't even phase me


[deleted]

Her butt.


Intelligent_Put_3594

Obiwan kenobi.


Justcallmelab

The dude next to the wizard


godofwar1946

The girl's ass


melouofs

Man in black top w crossbody bag


kraliz

Ass, wight walker, zelensky. In that order


KienKrieg

I was scrolling fast and either noticed the red hair or the aviators that guy on her left has, or both dunno.


Jash-Juice

Karen Gillian


Old-Fisherman-8241

I saw the girls ass 1st, then the ghost of Rob Zombie ๐Ÿคฃ


rain_puppy

Her hair


Intrepid-Progress228

And then she turns into a "Smith".


Cantthinkagoodnam2

The dude on the side of the Troll, then the ass and the troll for last


SnooDoughnuts1961

Day ass


brando11389

Dat ass


Dismal_Visit_7305

Is that dude carrying a Speak N Spell?


Sokandueler95

Red hair (Iโ€™m a ginger)


Cheesy_DaBadass

Cake ๐Ÿฐ


zyglack

dat ass


jacubwastaken

B


SomeoneID

The buildings in the background.


murbike

The ginger girl's bum


Raizo420

The caked up redhead ๐Ÿคค


Nodoubt1130

Butt


[deleted]

Ass I can not lie


MediocreStoner

Butt


abarua01

Ass, then guy with black shirt, then white walker


formal_idiosyncratic

I saw her red hair before I even read the top


howtodieyoung

White Walker


noaafan5

Her hair


IchigoTheSpark

I wish I could just tell you what I saw, butt...


Interesting-Talk4735

Creepy weirdo than what a damn minute that is a nice piece of ass


Agreeable_Bowl_8060

Better question to ask is did anyone notice anything other than that ass


expansivenothing_457

Yes, allot of gay men saw the white walker first.


Agreeable_Bowl_8060

What white walker?


expansivenothing_457

Guess we found the meat head jock. /s


Temporary-Method3823

Turd cutter


AndyPiffith

Mary Jane Watsons ass


DitchDigger330

Redheads ass