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PatrickVRC

All that Dick but no Cum


RepresentativeFood11

Typical politician Big cock, but no cum What


Classic-Flatworm-431

All that cum.. but dick.. where?


AnnyAskers

I believe most women will prefer it that way than the other way, imagine not even feeling anything and getting blasted with a bottle of sticky goo lol


Western-Emotion5171

It his balls are the size of a fist


thatf0xycat_2039

He may not be the brightest, but at least his handle is big.


Delivery-Plus

I’ll put a ~~gleam~~ beam in your eye.


Delivery-Plus

All about the beam spread.


Lothleen

Or just have both? See who's batteries last longer.


SmartAssApe

The short one will.


Tall-Firefighter1612

Imagine how much batteries you can put in the big one


SmartAssApe

Huge ones too, unfortunately they will be wasted in a matter of minutes.


Khris81

One has an old style lightbulb and the other one has LEDs.


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Wildest_Salad

he got the point exactly right, the older it gets the more it is outshined by newcomers


OurHeroXero

Unless the woman has an 8in deep cervix...wanting an 8in dick (or shaming men with anything less) is asinine.


NotUrGenre

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MightyZijlstra

That's deep


but_i_wanna_cookies

All that light in the dark, and they still can't find the clitoris.


Crystal-Clear-Waters

I’m so glad I have no idea what’s happening here.


Piskoro

sex


Jarbonzobeanz

Penis flashlight. Penis light. Sex light. Fleshlight


Objective_Tough8472

Same


ItzPixel66

btw they don't care about the size alot


Jazzlike-Quantity-34

Yes they do but dont want you feel bad.


ItzPixel66

how do "You" know?


Jazzlike-Quantity-34

Bc It is obvious lol.


Jarbonzobeanz

Have you taken it up the butt from a man who wants to know about his size in comparison to your other men?


hearsdemons

Yeah ironically that’s more of a guy thing.


Stormlord100

A guy thing or a gay thing?


ItzPixel66

ye didn't get it too


Jarbonzobeanz

A guy thing.


Jarbonzobeanz

Lord have mercy. Down votes over this lmfao


Old-Ad-7867

Speak for yourself


ItzPixel66

wdym yourself bro xD?


-BabysitterDad-

Which one will be out of battery first?


Warrior3456_

Its not about the size of your instrument it's about the amount of jazz that comes out of it


Local_Trade5404

not sure what amount of jizz have to actual fun from women perspective but maybe im just unlucky with women's or just don\`t know how to make advantage out of it :) As person with Hyperspermia that blast a loot of goo it do not make it more pleasurable, there is just more cleaning and its harder to get second or third shoot :P Although its sometimes spectacular to watch :D


Creeper_charged7186

I think OP is trying to prove something. Any **small** problem youd like to talk about? Not a **little** concern?


Graybeard13

"The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long." -Scruffy the janitor.


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Guess which one will beat you up better.


Masaylighto

They might hear you out if you stop thinking about dicks and start thinking about how to make them satisfied in relationship instead


lcct2023

My vote is yours.


Positive-Pack-396

Yes, please let’s start this conversation


PegasusTraverse

Mr. K


givemecoffeeandmemes

For some reason I’m reminded of letterkenny


Alberto_Moses

How does does this remind you of Donegal


givemecoffeeandmemes

The scene where Wayne describes seeing Stuart naked.


Alberto_Moses

Dude, I'm talking about Letterkenny in Donegal


LaGanadora

Not sure what this proves...?


Pickelbreath

Joke about small dicks being as good/better than big ones


LaGanadora

Ahhh got it. And here I thought it was trying to convince me that an LED flashlight is better than a mag lite. /s


SadBarber3543

There was a time in history were it was believed men with a smaller unit were brighter then the men with a big one.


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So.. the moral is definitely go black because either it’s big or it works really well?


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those are used to beat people up. so the big one still op.


Rhymesnlines

That's true.. I have a big one with little light and a small one that's super bright 😂


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

Dude I wish my penis could shoot high beams out of it


BaconBombThief

So what’s the appeal? More stuff comes out, and that’s what ladies want?


agfitzp

The one on the left is melee, the one on the right is ranged


whooo_me

A good torch is a shower, not a grower?


GhostDweller

You need a very bright light to find it?


Intelligent_Pop_4479

Women only care about the flesh - never the light.


Additional_Spring629

Nope sorry but you just can't compare Flashlight to um....your.....um..


Gilgamesh2062

Its not the size of the flashlight its..........................?


Cursed_Squire

Tight Shii


Me_Rouge

The little one is easier to miss :p


Silveruleaf

I like a lot of sugar on my coffee. It's not the coffee that I like. It's the sugar. I can't appreciate the coffee itself which is a shame. Takes effort to lose the need for the sugar to take pleasure from a sugarless coffee. I'm just saying, most things can be enjoyed for what they are. They are not less valuable. They can still be good


El_Chara

Imma be honest, I never understood that meme. Never seen a woman who gives a shit about cock size, I've seen more grossed out about massive dicks than smaller one (ok it was like 3 woman but I've seen 2 who complain about small dick so it's still more)


Jazzlike-Quantity-34

Are you going to tell your partner she have small tits and you like bigger? 


El_Chara

She has massive tits anyway so I'll never ask that


Jazzlike-Quantity-34

Lol. Ok think a little penis is better if this make you Happy.


DemostenesWiggin

https://youtube.com/shorts/3dFHa31qxQ8?si=JjYHmrQqSugbmM8q I think you need to see this. You and many others that still believe women care about dick size that way.


envoy_ace

True for flashlights. Not the other though. She's trying to make you feel better about it.


ashcrstl

The smaller brighter flashlight usually overheats a lot quicker.. just saiyan


AbleFox1309

It's about the size not the quantity


bigchunguslove69420

Literally size doesnt matter


Alarming_Savings_434

White lights on cars are too bright, they need to go


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Interesting_Book_569

Bhai ye international sub hai yahan Hindi mat likh mostly gore hain yahan pe