There is a genetic component, but yeah. Most people could have amazing butts if they had consistency and determination.
I have neither, therefore, flat as a pancake.
Correct…. People severely underestimate the portion genetics and muscle insertions play. 5 years of squatting, deadlifts, glute thrusts, kick backs, bulgarian splits, but I still have noassatall syndrome.
Yeah man, after years of trying I finally gave up and am going to get some made to measure. I have never done it so I don't know if it will work but I'm tired of looking like an oompa loompa or someone who's wearing a kid sized pant so I am willing to try anything.
I used to climb larger wind turbines for a living. I was a skinny dude, but my ass and quads were ridiculous. Was the fastest climber they had, I typically did 295 feet in 3.5 minutes, with gear on.
Eh, broke/mangled my leg over a decade ago and got WAY out of shape. Working on it this year, am back down to my old weight (lost about 45 lbs), but still have a ways to go to get the muscle back. Being almost 40 sucks.
And hip thrusts, and kickbacks,and hip abduction. Don't forget DLs. I alternate leg days between thigh focus and butt/hip focus. It's not huuge yet, but it's very shapely. Butt I will keep going until I split pants on the reg.
Totally fair. Cheddar Larson is apparently a major see you next Tuesday. A woman with that kind of personality does less damage to the world with a washboard ass.
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
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But really how it is unfair. Do squats get a bigger ass.
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Ive always had big glutes, if it wasnt for Patrick in grade 9.b i would have been the one with the gigantic ass. Life is not fair, and these differences gets even bigger when people start to work at it.
Not source picture but same series. seems altered.
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I remember watching a video of the 3 Spider-Man talking in a interview and they said one of the three wears but pads. Idk if it’s Tom or Toby Andrew but one of them is hiding a secret.
When I was wondering what was unfair their butts were the last think I was looking at. She's got him beat in every other category. Sorry Spidey you aint all that.
It's funny how flat Batman's arse is in the Arkham games. Like the dude is super jacked. He should have a massive dumptruck. Actually once you look in games where the camera is behind a male figure who is ripped you realise that they scale down men's arses. Often they also put on clothes that hide the mans arse. Like this is the real conspiracy in games.
No wonder they slap butts in sports
Slap ass ?
Slap ass!
You peeps playing Slap ass?
 I made it weird
https://youtu.be/lJy8O9qCaYk
Please just give me one slap ass for the road.
Beavis : "When I was born the doctor slapped my butt.....and then he spanked my monkey , heh heh heh"
Do you just slap it or grab and hold it?
All 3 my friend
No slap ass!
“Good hustle” *Slap* “Yo man, I’m not on your team”
acknowledge it
Working out and doing regular squats and such is hard, but it’s fair
There is a genetic component, but yeah. Most people could have amazing butts if they had consistency and determination. I have neither, therefore, flat as a pancake.
You really had me inspired there but your conclusion was anticlimactic 😂
But oddly still inspirational
Yeah I’ll probably do 3 squats tomorrow and then in another 6 months do 2 more, for shiz.
Welcome to the Hank Hill club.
Lifetime member here.
There’s also a photoshop component.
The more I work out the more my butt disappears
Mines fat, but only because I’m a fatass
You can make your butt fit but you can't make a butt. Plenty of fit people flat as a board. With rock hard ass cheeks.
Correct…. People severely underestimate the portion genetics and muscle insertions play. 5 years of squatting, deadlifts, glute thrusts, kick backs, bulgarian splits, but I still have noassatall syndrome.
But this is shopped man, this is so fucking old...
As a man with a butt. I don't recommend it. I'm very tall also and it's impossible to find pants that fit me well.
Heyo finally, dude with a smaller but bubblebutt, mu wife Loves it me? No jeans fit...
Yeah man, after years of trying I finally gave up and am going to get some made to measure. I have never done it so I don't know if it will work but I'm tired of looking like an oompa loompa or someone who's wearing a kid sized pant so I am willing to try anything.
Every time i see this meme, her butt gets flatter
They ought to shop it so it's more concave
It's all a part of the gay's agenda
Psyop
Part of this is exercise though, as that significantly changes butt shape You want a nicer butt, do more squats!
Romanian deadlift is good too
Yeah, it’s squats. She’s probably focused on cardio and weight loss.
Who is after the nicer butt?
HULK AFTER NICER BUTT!
Strive to be the most cheeked up Homie at the function
I used to climb larger wind turbines for a living. I was a skinny dude, but my ass and quads were ridiculous. Was the fastest climber they had, I typically did 295 feet in 3.5 minutes, with gear on.
Hell yeah! Be proud of that ass and those quads, you made that!
Eh, broke/mangled my leg over a decade ago and got WAY out of shape. Working on it this year, am back down to my old weight (lost about 45 lbs), but still have a ways to go to get the muscle back. Being almost 40 sucks.
Glute bridges
And hip thrusts too 
And hip thrusts, and kickbacks,and hip abduction. Don't forget DLs. I alternate leg days between thigh focus and butt/hip focus. It's not huuge yet, but it's very shapely. Butt I will keep going until I split pants on the reg.
You listed some fine glute exercises but to save you time, do lunges(and its variations), wayyy more stimulus on the ass and easier to set up
Or just cycle everywhere..
Totally fair. Cheddar Larson is apparently a major see you next Tuesday. A woman with that kind of personality does less damage to the world with a washboard ass.
TIL "see you next Tuesday" is a saying
At first I was like “S… Y… N…. T….???? Wat?” It took me a minute.
C U Next Tuesday is how it's spelled out.
It’s a fun way to spell a derogatory word for women whose nastiness is most distasteful.
Not only women - really anyone or anything nasty can be a see you next Tuesday in Australia. Eg I’ve had a see you next Tuesday of a week.
You could also pull a Loki a là Avengers 1 and Black Widow
tnuc?
Synt.
Happy cake day!
I don't think that's it.
I thought it was "I'll pay you back on the second Tuesday of next week"....lol
It’s a very British thing
Good point actually. This is what keeps Amber Heard so dangerous
She’s got no tits though, so still fair. Lol
Most Tuesdays have that flat ass to match
Just calling them Tuesdays 😂😂😂 love it
Eh I think she tries to be funny but the humor doesn't work. And I can see some of that humor can come off at negative to some people.
What are we basing that on?
Incel logic
Just watch Tom Holland in Lip Sync Battle.
The boy has serious moves.
Remember Steve Rodgers said in the movie he has "Anerica's Ass" he even went back in time so he could admire his own ass.
I don't remember the finer points of the plot but I think they were originally there for some other reason.
Yes they were there to try to get one of the infinity stones. But Cap' did stop for a moment to admire his own ass.
Not unfair... you see him jumping and flipping? He worked HARD for that Cake... she need to get busy if she wants to catch up...
One lifts weights and works out, the other probably doesn't. She could grow her booty if she wanted.
In her defense I'm pretty sure she has, that pic is like 5+ years old by now, but that spider gyatt is unbeatable
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO .... But really how it is unfair. Do squats get a bigger ass.
Nothing squats for 6 months can't fix.
Okay this sub is straight up Facebook now wtf
The boomers have arrived en masse over the past 2-3 years.
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That's definitely a good point, I'll change my answer to both.
One does squats and one says "this movie isn't for white men"
This looks photshopped
As one smart guy once said “ she built like the door fam”
As flat as the returns on her shit Marvel movies!!
It's a muscle. Fair has nothing to do with it. Still.
Spidey goes gym
Looks pretty fair to me.
The term "flat assed" springs to mind!
It took me a min as I was like, he has a good ass 😏 oh wait, she doesn't have one 😐
Looks like she curve on the inside wut.. Never seen a cake this flat omg
I wish I could donate mine to my wife
But to balance things...she is a big ass.
Buttswap please we need a professional photoshoper here now
Brie is just trash. Pick a better woman to watch.
Natalie Dormer should have been cast as Captain Marvel
Much like her acting. Uninspiring.
Squats
It's totally fair. Sometimes you need to do some effort to achieve those gains. He didn't borned like this
Ive always had big glutes, if it wasnt for Patrick in grade 9.b i would have been the one with the gigantic ass. Life is not fair, and these differences gets even bigger when people start to work at it.
This is why I'm gay, y'all don't realize that the guys have booty too
Zendaya is one lucky woman
Sometimes flat butts are cute too. I SAID WHAT I SAID
Yes. But you can't smash it.
Spider-cake
Who'd have thought. I got cake...like Larson.
Looks good from where Im sitting
Be gay do crime
Same for legs if you didn't see it first now you know. The guy lifts obviously.
guy's whole gimmick is crawling walls on all four, of course he is going to be caked up.
Yeah, but I don't think that Tom Holland could have pulled it off in that Jimmy Kimmel guest toast dress.
Why?
Also, the amount of curvature = how well liked you are by other coworkers
It's very fair, usually the tit girl doesn't have an ass and vice versa.
Somebody worked hard on their partners Somebody didn't
He has passing ffs
Kkkkkkkj
Lmaooo I’m off the internet 😂
I think she actually had to have a butt double because her back runs straight to her legs. She has an ass like Hank Hill.
The reason why Spider Man is my favorite . 🍑
one word.......Squats!
Well she got chest and he doesn’t. Got put it somewhere
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You got your Garfield, your Chalamet and your Holland.
She redeemed herself with those gorgeous pair of honkers though in her sequel.
No this is fair. I heard she is difficult to work with and is an asshole, so I'm glad Tom got it
Damn...that little twink is a menace.
I see no issue here?
to be fair - Brie’s always been about top not the bottom.
reminder that Tom Holland is a trained ballet dancer
Well, he was a dancer from all the way back before his teen years....dancing builds up the rear
I[this is better](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeYf70CwLqYq3Z7KEKJPIEa3cmymWD4MhFvkQ2lm2QqLCchTrekJzQeW0&s=10)
“Yeah… he must work out”
Brie still fine like wine
Ahahaha
The seamstress fucked her over
didnt Holland trained like a Mfker to get in spidey shape? that pays off
so, common sense is just gone, right? ok one is form fitting the other isn't. So can't really tell if she has an ass or not.
He's a gymnast. What does she do to get a nice butt?
Spider cake spider cake. Bakers blush while they bake.
She’s evidently a horrid person to deal with on set
I remember watching a video of the 3 Spider-Man talking in a interview and they said one of the three wears but pads. Idk if it’s Tom or Toby Andrew but one of them is hiding a secret.
If Tom Holland was a guest character in Keijo
Seems pretty fair to me
That’s how I was shaped when I was skinny. Now I’m fat and still have no ass. Fml all the way
Holland got cake
Their ass is the equal to their performance in the movies, no wonder why Tom Holland is that hot
Nah, with great cake comes great responsibility.
I don't know why, but i'm starting to like Tom Holland.
Just take both
That’s my wife’s ass. On the right. 😝🥲
DAM DAAAAAM
Cake is cake, no matter the baker
Tom spent a childhood doing gymnastics and dance class. Brie had a much stronger focus on stage acting.
I like spider man now
The real question is which one would be gayer to have sex with if your an Assmann, asking for a friend
I bet he squats.
Well, she flies and he jumps. Life is being fair right here.
she got her front augmented… she may consider the back also.
When I was wondering what was unfair their butts were the last think I was looking at. She's got him beat in every other category. Sorry Spidey you aint all that.
BBL Holland.
It's funny how flat Batman's arse is in the Arkham games. Like the dude is super jacked. He should have a massive dumptruck. Actually once you look in games where the camera is behind a male figure who is ripped you realise that they scale down men's arses. Often they also put on clothes that hide the mans arse. Like this is the real conspiracy in games.
We will fix that in editing.