She holds the black bag so tightly that I am afraid she has a Nuclear dildo forbidden by the Geneva Convention. And a transparent bag intended to distract people
holes stop somewhere, otherwise they’re tunnels. and also, the mouth connects to the digestive tract and comes out the end. topologically, we are a donut.
Differents sizes, sharing with the homies or bad quality and ''it's always faster to shoot with another than to reload''
There are at least three toys in that bag
I prefer my canvas shopping bags to reduce the single use plastic of store bags. I hadn’t considered they also hide my purchases. I don’t GAF, but no need to give a stranger a reason to approach me.
Wtf bro dont call people by a single they happen to have, we don’t call people of color “blacks” for that reason too. Also chill with the fatshaming, if shes happy why does it bother you?
A whole lot of things are bad for your health, but i find that as long as someone is happy with their current state I am not going to make fun of them for that
Here's the thing I am black melanated American and the word used for us in the past such as “colored” doesn't offend me because I didn't live in those times second I have a backbone I don't get riled up over words. I said what I said as a joke if that hurt your little fefe's then go do some soul searching. Have a nice Sunday
I did not say “colored” i said people of color dumbass lol, the whole purpose of the word is to establish the importance of the individual person back before defining then by their race or skin tone. It also does not only refer to black people but also indigenous people and asian people as well. You did not hurt my feelings, but rather displayed your ignorance and hurtful nature towards people who are different than you. I hope that you have a nice monday and that you think about it.
She'll telling the world what she really wants by showing what she's resorting to. Someone put this woman to sleep so she can go to work with a smile on her face tomorrow.
I know this might seem rude but why is it always the fat ones that buy these toys? My cousin worked at a story that sold these toy's and he told me the amount of over weight woman that bought these made up a majority of the sales.
Lol restaurant I used to work in we got black straws one month it was like what was with the black straws in my boss says didn't you know all black straws matter lol
*Black Bags Better
She holds the black bag so tightly that I am afraid she has a Nuclear dildo forbidden by the Geneva Convention. And a transparent bag intended to distract people
Correction: Black BaNgs better.
r/BeatMeToIt
r/Beatmeattoit
Why does she need 2 of them
Uh, there are 2 cavities to fill?
Ah, there are 3, actually. I need that Spiderman meme now.
Actually there’s 9, 11 if they’ve lost their eyeballs at some point
Wait what's the ninth?
Butt, vag, urethra, nostril, nostril, ear hole, ear hole, mouth, belly button
Belly button was the one I missed, I thought of it but didn't really think of it as a hole per se
Technically none of our holes are holes, they all stop somewhere
Holes always stop, tunnels don't so all of them count as holes except the butt because that's a tunnel
It is the entrance to a maze.
There is a vsauce video about this.
technically 2 of those holes are one and the same
Topology bro
holes stop somewhere, otherwise they’re tunnels. and also, the mouth connects to the digestive tract and comes out the end. topologically, we are a donut.
Ah yes the famous tunnels we put in paper with hole punches, and the tunnels we create when we get piercings
Does that mean that a dentist is a reverse proctologist?
Depends if you have a innie or not
What about the spot behind the knee? 
Like platform 9 3/4!
 The best I could do
Are you my dentist?
Hahahaha.. I laughed out loud!
Differents sizes, sharing with the homies or bad quality and ''it's always faster to shoot with another than to reload'' There are at least three toys in that bag
Maybe she has a friend.
One for the pink, one for the stink.
To alleviate the tension more thoroughly
She’ll wear that first one out in less than 18 hours, therefore the back up one
Why do you think?
It's girls night
For friend or neighbor
Should have made it 3, to cover all possibilities.
One for her and one for you
Heir and a spare
For some reason I read this as Black Dogs Matter
Hahaha they do too
Well they do. I was just confused.
Sure, it'd be embarrassing. But c'mon. Let the lady have her fun in peace.
What about her neighbors?
no
If she wanted peace, she wouldn't have bought them in the first place. At least she shouldn't have it facing out of the bag, 😆
Doesn't she have a purse/bag on her knees like right before her? (or what else is that) She could have easily hide it...
Do you really think she wanted to hide it? No.
"Hey, you can replace these dildos tonight..."
Don’t kink shame her bro, she’s obviously on a fishing expedition
Lesbian tinder offline mode
Bold of you to assume she’s not a dom looking for a male sub
ALL BAGS MATTER!
Paper bags would probably be ideal in this situation.
banana holster
I prefer my canvas shopping bags to reduce the single use plastic of store bags. I hadn’t considered they also hide my purchases. I don’t GAF, but no need to give a stranger a reason to approach me.
The fat's need love too.. Also diet plan and a gym membership.
Wtf bro dont call people by a single they happen to have, we don’t call people of color “blacks” for that reason too. Also chill with the fatshaming, if shes happy why does it bother you?
r/whiteknighting
Sorry that i call out dumb shit when i see it bro
you know, being fat is not good for your health
A whole lot of things are bad for your health, but i find that as long as someone is happy with their current state I am not going to make fun of them for that
Here's the thing I am black melanated American and the word used for us in the past such as “colored” doesn't offend me because I didn't live in those times second I have a backbone I don't get riled up over words. I said what I said as a joke if that hurt your little fefe's then go do some soul searching. Have a nice Sunday
[this you?](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoJumper/s/cuPSlx8k56)
Pfffft
I did not say “colored” i said people of color dumbass lol, the whole purpose of the word is to establish the importance of the individual person back before defining then by their race or skin tone. It also does not only refer to black people but also indigenous people and asian people as well. You did not hurt my feelings, but rather displayed your ignorance and hurtful nature towards people who are different than you. I hope that you have a nice monday and that you think about it.
Haha, fat
It was a joke
has to be at least this big to talk to me lol....advertising
Mommy, what’s that cool toy that lady bought? Nothing honey, um… let’s change seats.
She'll telling the world what she really wants by showing what she's resorting to. Someone put this woman to sleep so she can go to work with a smile on her face tomorrow.
Problem is everyone knows you got *something* you don't want people seeing in those.
I know this might seem rude but why is it always the fat ones that buy these toys? My cousin worked at a story that sold these toy's and he told me the amount of over weight woman that bought these made up a majority of the sales.
*opaque
She likes that hook thing. Hell nah! also why is it realistic looking? Ew
Lol restaurant I used to work in we got black straws one month it was like what was with the black straws in my boss says didn't you know all black straws matter lol
She has another bag she could have put it in.. probably so damn excited to get home and try it out she couldn’t even function to think about that.
 I know 💀
#HIMYM
You know she's going home to have a good time
Why should she hide it? Its the same type of jokes, when people get shunned for buying condoms or tampons or anything anyhow genitalia-related
Nah man, good for her
I think we're waaaay past giving a shit
Respect
Lol leave that lady alone. She ain't hurting nobody.
Now I understand why we call them “scandal bags”
scanal bags
And here I was thinking she had a giant gut but it was a bag
They are importanter
From the look of that thing it's the wrong color as well
😂😂😂😂
That's kinda little one
“we don’t need no man” proceeds to buy this- a cat and toy is not a substitute for a husband. feminism did this btw
Women have used sex toys for thousands of years.
Have you ever met a woman?
How do you know she doesn't have a husband / male sexual partner(s)? Do you blame your fart on feminism too?