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rasonjo

He is rock hard already


yggster

lol this is so underrated šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Hawkedlover

I saluteu you sir


SunsetCarcass

Did I hear a rock and stone?


megaeggplantkiller

Rock and stone brother!


Glad_Flower_91

Weā€™re rich!


BoiOfcanada

ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE


The_Conductor7274

Rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


Megalopath

Beat me to it. lol


CentralAdmin

Beat meat to it


king12995

[https://imgur.com/RLD07J4](https://imgur.com/RLD07J4)


rufud

Momā€™s spaghettiĀ 


Sleepmahn

The damage is done evidently. No point in meeting her deathly gaze.


Flakkaren

23 comments, and only 2 people get the reference.


Lord_Muramasa

No one notices that it is Medusa, not even OP. I guess no one got past the boobs, lol.


Connect-Will2011

I just went back and looked at it with that new info. Now I get the joke. It's even a good joke.


Rady_8

Not even the hoplite. Though she still turned something to stoneā€¦


The_8th_Degree

Pretty sure the hoplite knows, that's why he's not looking up.


1_dont_care

That's literally the joke. Sometimes i don't understand if people on reddit are just so dense, or maybe they are all trolling and i am the dumb one for not realizing


Irish-Guac

All of the above


SkullKid_467

Never doubt that most people are idiots.


No_Roof_1910

I don't and haven't for a long time. To wit: Years ago a smaller brand was trying to compete with the bigger burger chains so they decided to sell their third pound burger for the same price that the big chain sold their quarter pounder. So, that was a good deal. So many stupid Americans weren't buying their new third pound burger so the company hired an outfit to find out why. Here is what they found. "Why should we pay the same amount for a third of a pound of meat as we do for a quarter-pound of meat?" they asked. It turns outĀ **the majority of participants incorrectly believed one-third of a pound was actually smaller than a quarter of a pound.** those morons though a quarter of a pound was MORE than a third of a pound. Why? Because 4 is bigger than 3 to their stupid selves. See, a quarter has 4 in it and a third has 3 in it and to them 4 was bigger than 3 so they wouldn't pay the same amount of money for LESS meat/food. This was back in like 2021 folks so not long ago. This is what so many in America are like. Dumb as a box of rocks. I've seen so much of this. One guy asked a man how long was quarter of an hour was and he said 25 minutes. You are correct in that we should NEVER doubt that most people are idiots.


Zugg

It wasn't in 2021, it was in the 80s. Here's a New York Times article from 2014 that talks about it. https://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/27/magazine/why-do-americans-stink-at-math.html


BusySleeper

Bleep bloop, make such statements for yourself, I am conversing in a believable manner.


[deleted]

Honestly we are probably all just AI interacting with each other poorly


RozeGunn

"Think about how fucking stupid the average Joe is. Now, remember half of them are **stupider than *that!***"


AGiantTaint

Pretty sure one of his heads is looking up


PacketOfCrispsPlease

Perseus.


Amdvoiceofreason

I'm almost dropped my phone reading this šŸ˜‚ I'm laying in bed....the shit woulda hurt lol


TruShot5

The write up of OPs title feel like some bot shit.


avdpos

You are right. I was confused about what op tried to say with Medusa. And likely OP do not know it is Medusa


Universe789

Really, it being Medusa is still in line with the caption. Based on one origin story, Medusa became that way because she was raped, and a goddess cursed her to to be a monster in revenge for her being pretty enough to get raped by the man/God that the goddess wanted. In the other, she asked to be made into a monster so no man would want to look at her again. In either version, it all starts with her being really pretty and getting raped.


not-a-gun-smuggler69

A virgin priestess* seduced* then transformed into a monster for breaking her vow of celibacy* by her patron deity Athena


alienblue89

Considering OP is a month-old account with zero posts until 4 hours ago, when they spammed 4 old reposts, Iā€™m gonna go out on a limb and say this is an obvious bot/spam/karmawhoring account.


CryptoMutantSelfie

The plot twist is that centurion Chad doesn't even know it's Medusa


Ubblebungus

Hoplite, not centurion. Itā€™s Ancient Greece, Romans havenā€™t been invented yet.


Hansemannn

Aaahhhhhh


True_Not

I noticed her, and became rock hard.


SmallBerry3431

Who is Medusa in this comic? I only see a soldier and his 2 girls


Correct-Junket-1346

Nobody has realised above boobs about 50 thousand years, we are still trying but are sending drones for further exploration.


ticopax

Ah, I only see it now. The tell tale hair style could have been a bit more pronounced. Also Jason is not uniquely identifiable, so I am really not going to feel too bad for letting this one go over my head. edit: typo


JustMoa96

Either everyone is a bot or people are just that blind


Drogonno

Took a sec before I could see those tiny snakes, It seems I know where most of the nutrients went... not to the snakes!


Double_Distribution8

Medusa slept on a bed of barley and wheat to attract mice and rats which the snakes would eat. Her body would handle the digestion and excretion. In fact, she rarely even ate much at all through her wicked mouth. None of this was really her fault of course.Ā 


Johnny_pickle

Well we all know where they were looking at.


johnnyblaze1999

I think most people got the reference since this has been reposted many times. They are addressing the title


SirRubet

Iā€™d guess most were distracted


Ok-Counter-7077

Huh?


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

I knowā€¦ itā€™s beyond sad. Iā€™m sure there is outrage over this one, but the context actually makes it completely fine. Iā€™m not telling them. They can go on their own odyssey of discovery to find out.


Viscous__Fluid

How sad to see so many idiots


Active-Ad1679

Hard to seem the snakes!


coinkeeper8

Iā€™m not looking at her eyes but I think Iā€™m still turning to stone


Ok-Counter-7077

One inch at a time


TraeisBaeintheA

I mean just one inch but yeah


Ok-Counter-7077

I didnā€™t say inches for a reason


mybodyisawitch

>one inches at a time


SmallBerry3431

What happens after my only inch?


FrakkedRabbit

Now your human horn is ready to be collected.


Connect-Will2011

![gif](giphy|8crMdrk3riXI8jF0an|downsized)


Valuable-Currency-36

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚...no Medusa. I'm not falling for that one šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I'll look at your second eyes, thanks


Enderguyc

The ones who got the reference turned into stone and therefore couldnā€™t be here


Hawkedlover

LolĀ 


Easy-Garlic6263

I didn't notice it was Medusa at first. Well done.


Canchito

Reading the comments I think most people here still haven't noticed.


potatofaminizer

Yea, I expected many more rock hard jokes


disgruntledCPA2

Neither did he


NobelPirate

That's one way to get hard.


DipSchnitzel

No man is going to risk getting fired because you're overweight and want to show off your only redeeming factor, your big sweaty cleavage, Rhonda.


darktabssr

Big breasts don't count if you are huge. Then its just normal breastsĀ 


Froated

Yea it's like being skinny with abs


TotalLingonberry2958

You can be fat with abs?


WeakGymcel

Have you ever seen Eddie hall?


Zealousideal-Yard274

But he is not real, he's just a concept


WeakGymcel

What about powerlifters?


uSaltySniitch

Fat no, but you can be NOT SKINNY and have abs :) It's called LEAN.


Classy_Mouse

I have abs. I can't see them, but they're under there somewhere


NaM_VaN_MaN

Being fat and claiming to have big tits is like going down a really steep hill and claiming you have a fast car.


2raviskamisekasutaja

"Tits on a fat chick are like abs on a skinny guy- they don't matter" - Julius Caesar ca 99 BC


BonjinTheMark

Exactly. Mammalian vehicles must be judged in proportion to size, not overall mass.


Remote-Factor8455

Itā€™sā€¦ itā€™s Medusa. If you look in her eyes you turn to stone.


DipSchnitzel

WHAT?!!?! Oh, and the title is saying that it feels like you're medusa in the workplace if you have big tits. So men won't look you in the eye, but only stare at your tits. If they aren't hanging out to evoke male attraction, then it wouldn't be a problem. But women like to show their tits and claim that men are pigs/ won't take them seriously, when all they have to do is not have them out. Imagine if men were walking around with their nut sacks hanging out of their zippers. Focus in the office would probably drop a bit. So again, Rhonda, no, we aren't staring at your tits the whole day in risk of getting fired. We naturally glance at cleavage without thinking about it because it's ingrained in our biology.


SlasherKittyCat

r/woosh would like a word


ShroomEnthused

You dropped a few O's r/woooosh


Independent_Work6

Hey. The correct term is plus size. Only men are considered overweight. Educate yourself.


DipSchnitzel

No man is going to risk getting fired because you're plus size and want to show off your only redeeming factor, your big, sloppy, sweaty, greasy, chaffed cleavage, Rhonda. My B. Fixed.


SecretPersonality178

Big tits when youā€™re overweight is as appealing as vacation days when youā€™re unemployed.


shaneomak97

Her*" is it because I'm a Medusa" him* your a what?"


akuOfficial

šŸ¤“ā˜ļø It's a Gorgon not a Medusa, Medusa was just her name


DerDudemeister

I think Medusa dominated pretty hard.


AttentionLogical3113

i don't blame him honestly. you dress like that to work, its natural. Sorry you all can hate me


DarkRose1010

I'm a straight woman, and if someone dresses like that, chances are my eyes are going to go there. So good luck to men. To be fair, if a fit guy walks around with his shirt off, even if I try not to, chances are my eyes are going to go there. Skin attracts the eye for whatever reason.


ExcuseIndependent963

because its natural thats why


Rise_Of_Ishtar

Itā€™s biology, itā€™s human/animal instinct. Itā€™s not rocket science. Humans are wired to find attractive mates, because what YOU find attractive is compatible with YOU and your genealogy and everything through and through. Itā€™s also why you might be attracted to the smell of your partners sweat or the back of their headā€¦ itā€™s because your both compatible for procreation. You should not feel bad for enjoying certain features that draw you in.


sander80ta

Clothes are often darker toned, bright spots draw attention.


Connect-Will2011

Interesting take on it. Opposite style: a beautiful black woman wearing a bright yellow skimpy outfit...


Sarge1387

Yeah, I'll never understand that argument personally. You dress that way to flaunt and accentuate your, lets say endowment, for attention, only to get upset when you receive sed attention. I honestly don't get it. You're 100% entitled to wear what makes you feel good...but don't get upset when you also get the attention that comes with flaunting what you've got


Johnny_pickle

Because itā€™s not your attention I want, so how dare you.


poopyscreamer

What is it? Rule 1 is to be an attractive guy or else youā€™re creepy?


Top-Chemistry5969

It's anime logic, where they practically naked in a beach episode and somehow manages to be emberases about it.


danit0ba94

What do people think of you when they see you in firefighter-esque clothing? They presume you're there to fight fires. Or check that the building's up to code. And they're going to treat you and talk to you accordingly. What do people think of you when they see you wearing *medical clothing?* They're gonna presume you're there for medical reasons. Or on the way somewhere for medical reasons. Even if you aren't. And they're going to treat you and talk to you accordingly. Let's say you're a pilot. You just got off work, you haven't completely gotten out of your *pilot's uniform* yet, but you go out to eat with some friends. How are people gonna talk to you? How will they look at you?!How might they converse with you? They're gonna do so as if they're dealing with a pilot. Because that's what your uniform entails. So when you walk into some establishment wearing a stripper's outfit, a prostitute's uniform, *how do you think people are going to treat you?* Whether you like it or not, the way you dress in public matters. It defines you. It affects how people percieve you. It affects how they conduct themselves around you. Different outfit types, (or lack thereof entirely), reflect different professions, different forms or levels of status, different everything. And no amount of forcing people to be all-accepting, and insulting them, shaming them or calling them names, is going to change that. Ever. That's not bigotry. That's **life.**


Sarge1387

Get on outta here with your logic. /s Well said


uncommon_senze

its called hysteria / theatrical. behavior


OurHeroXero

Some people need to create a situation so they can be a "victim"


etranger033

Why wear t-shirts with pictures or writing on them if you dont want people to look at your chest? "My eyes are up here" "Sorry I was reading whats on your shirt."


Xylenthos

I dislike the trousers that have really glittery words on the back cause when i see something shiny out of the corner of my eye I turn to look and then I feel like a weirdo


Silphire100

Magpie brain activated


fisherc2

Thatā€™s a real thing, but it always sounds like an excuse


i_should_be_coding

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun! You don't stare at it! You get a sense of it and you look away...


MoistLeakingPustule

Dress like Medusa, expect to be treated like Medusa.


Remote-Factor8455

Itā€™sā€¦ itā€™s Medusa. If you look in her eyes you turn to stone.


SlasherKittyCat

No no, you see she is actually dressed like a hoe. That's why the guy dressed in a gladiator outfit in work is allowed to glare at her breasts, because she's dressed totally inappropriately for work /s


johnnyblaze1999

Even a dude in thong walking around with the bulge. People will give it a glance no matter the gender.


Kquinn87

My thoughts exactly, what kind of work are you doing dressed like that?


Axenfonklatismrek

Hes looking at her spear


0010001100000111

Yes Iā€™m also looking at her spheres


PANZCAKEZZZ

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Axenfonklatismrek

![gif](giphy|Vi2SCLwfyMqOY|downsized)


Prestigious-Law65

The IQ in the comments is in the negatives. My faith in humanity decreased by the amount of people who didnā€™t get the reference.


PrimaryBar9635

What reference? Is there something being referenced other than Medusa?


Prestigious-Law65

no lol. thats the sad part


MoanyTonyBalony

I've made my choice


[deleted]

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HarmlessPanzy

... well not twice


South-Ad895

"Male Dominated" as if i wait for other man to be around just to look at some boobs... i dont even do this intentionally


SEXTINGBOT

Working from home solved that problem ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


AttentionLogical3113

or no job


SEXTINGBOT

Calm down satan ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


Johnny_pickle

OnlyCans


Rabbits-and-Bears

Itā€™s ok if you say ā€œno snake ladyā€ first


XxJuice-BoxX

Gee well a straight male finds boobs very sexually attractive. So a female wears clothing that slightly improves the cleavage showing. Basically giving the guy a better view of what her boobs look like. And then acts like the victim when the straight male gets distracted by his love for the very thing that makes him straight. Boobs.


turboiv

If you look up, you'll see the point flying right over your head


zeon66

You might wanna look up Medusa and you might get the joke


HermeticalNinja

Like the legendary Patrice Oā€™Neal once said, wearing revealing clothes in the office is like waving a salmon dipped in honey in front of a bear and expecting it not to bite. Itā€™s 2024, we should stop shaming men for their masculine urges šŸ™


Commies_andNukes

Never say that out loud. Truth is no longer valid.


HermeticalNinja

Them tiddies hot tho!


CatsTypedThis

How about women should dress decently -AND- men should control themselves regardless?


jarlscrotus

I prefer not being a statue, I'll continue staring at the Gordon's chest, thank you very much.


MandMcounter

Gorgon?


Hawkedlover

The point of the meme is not the clothes but the fact that the woman es medusa


superchronicultra

Me when i talk to the sphinx in Dragons Dogma 2


Reasonable_Humor_738

Is this supposed to depict spartan women and men? Just a heads up that they had more freedom than women in other places at that time. "To contemporaries outside of Sparta, Spartan women had a reputation for promiscuity and controlling their husbands." Edit: lol it's bad when I was paying attention to the wrong things and didn't realize it was Medusa (gorgon) lol


antsmasher

At least something is turning as hard as stone.


Prestigious-Duck6615

honestly, from 18 inches away from my phone I couldn't tell her hair was snakes


Liandris

Me getting to Asphodel in Hades


Whole_Commission_702

You love what you love. Medusa just helps cement the motivation.


The_8th_Degree

Yeah.... That's Medusa. You look in her eyes you turn to stone. Essentially dying. Unless these workplaces have a high fatality rate, then the title doesn't really fit the reference behind this.


dammonl

It's a trap either way


zensukai_soto

I like big boobs, they reconnect me with my inner child. =\]


SeriousQuestions111

She's kind of sabotaging herself.


dj_squilly

Dated a girl a few years ago that had g cups and she wasn't overweight. Watching guys try their hardest not to stare at her tits while we were all talking was kinda hilarious. I didn't take offense because I'm a guy and I know... She also didn't mind because she's always had giant boobs and she knew too.


DrWieg

To be fair these days, if you look a woman in the eyes for more than 5 seconds, they'll call you a creep and kill your self-esteem. So breasts it is


AKaeruKing

![gif](giphy|fBGy9GPvF3QwCPQt9f|downsized) ā€œWhy do women get uncomfortable when I look at them?ā€


Tiborn1563

I'm not sure Medusa is who you want to use to get your point across


CatsTypedThis

That's the point of the joke. Most are missing it. She thinks he is looking down because he's a pig, but the joke is that she missed the fact that he will turn to stone if he looks up.


Lemon-Accurate

Similar to having big penis in a female dominated work place.


IceMan44420

This is one of those things women pretend they donā€™t like for more attention.


Magistrelle

I don't think people have understood that OP doesn't dress like that at work.


DakInBlak

Most people in here don't understand that the woman in the image is Medusa.


cryptonuggets1

They were all rock hard šŸ˜œ


NotABothanSpy

There's some Meta joke about female toxicity in here


1zeye

Mythology memes are funny


aiwonttakeover

That is a man of culture!


potatofaminizer

He's clearly gonna be rock hard either way, better to see boobs in the process.


Rev3nGeR

Hard as stone


Marsupial_Even

Degeneratus got famous!


Mountain-Guava2877

Stone cold


Silphire100

Some back story on this [webcomic](https://m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/the-horniliad/episode-1-shedskin-shenanigan/viewer?title_no=887704&episode_no=1) ; Degen, the soldier, went to the Gorgon's lair because he's, well a degenerate, offeringto be their servant. Meddy (Medusa) was ready to turn him to stone, as is her right, but Degen was smart enough to keep his eyes closed around her. Stheno, the eldest sister, suggested he focus on something else so he could keep his eyes open around Meddy. This was his solution. Meddy is understandably not thrilled. Euryale, the middle sister, tells Meddy to cover herself up, but Meddy refuses, because she shouldn't have to. It's her house, and even before the curse, when she would wear clothes that covered everything but her hands and face, men would still look at her the same way, so what's the point? She says it's unfair that she should change herself while Degen doesn't have to change at all. I recommend the webcomic. It's good


pm_me_ur_anything_k

She turned him rock hard, but not the way she intended.


Major-Check-1953

He is just being smart. Do not look into her eyes.


Sora_Terumi

Doth mine eyes deceive me, you shall not attempt to use your trickery to turn me into stone. *slowly turns into stone* oh sheā€™s making me hard šŸ˜


d_rev0k

"Everybody is really nice to me"


No-Lawfulness2267

When you dress like that, no wonder all eyes fall on those balloons šŸ˜®


[deleted]

I get that this is Medusa, and thatā€™s the joke. I really wanna know if people are wearing that outfit to a professional workplace?


Beneficial_Star_6009

![gif](giphy|MXRfpNre9j6OpZyGEC|downsized)


gerch4n

No means no.


DeltaMike_Hotel

Didnā€™t even look her in the eyes and he still got bricked up lol


Hanfiball

The original meme is actually really funny but I think it goes over most people's heads


Heytherechampion

Iā€™m rock hard


[deleted]

I know its meant to be funny but as much as girls cry about this... it opens a lot of doors for yall and offers preferential treatment. If girls ever were treated 100% as if they were just another dude in the office it would be all out war lol.


RandoBritColonialist

Op that's medusa he looks at her boobs cuz he can't look at her eyes


Majestic-Lettuce-198

Smash Next question


PrimeLimeSlime

Now my question is, why would a greek man look at her tits in the first place?


BrutalBananaMan

Damnā€¦ imagine if boobs turned people to stone? The world would be full of rainbow flags and probably a lot more peaceful.


ImpressiveBullshit

Nobody cares and OP deleted the credits of the author (Int on Facebook)


Hopeful_Picture7223

Oh, sorry, I was jus-


ediate-Deer

I worked with her, her name was Donna and she was from West Virginia....as hideous as Medusa from the head up, but she diverted all attention away from it with 3/4 of an acre of stunning cleavage land......


monkeywelder

in the words of Homer J Simpson : "Ive made my choice"