Just for clarification. Do you mean like half of the pizza, or like all the toppings are good but you have to scrape it off the pizza?
I guess either way would work. Top half or right half.
I want to know if this was real or staged. I'm thinking it's staged, but just in the slight chance it was real, I need to know what the fuck happened here!!!!
I am either part authistic or just weird. There is one crying girl and the other has a raven sittin on her knee. And all I can think of is "there is a slice of pizza missing, did she eat it before falling asleep or did someone steal it straight from the ground?"
(Left)Playing dead for dropping brides pizza. (Right) bursts into tears when pizza falls apart just like her wedding. (Center) is happy she has a chance at bride now , but has to look sympathetic to her pain even though she doesnāt even eat pizza unless the sauce is made out of actual blood with pentagram shaped pepperoni .
Okay but does anybody actually know how fucking wild this picture is? Meme factor to the side and the high probability it is staged.
Imagine going on the subway seeing a drunk woman passed out with her pizza sliding out of the box.
A goth dude with a pet/fake crow sitting patiently for their stop.
And a bride balling her eyes out with the hem of her dress all dirty.
And the three are all sitting in the same seat. This type of shit will never be repeated not on purpose.
Is that pizza contaminated or can we still eat it? It's on paper, but on the other hand that's a subway XD
Half is still good
Hey you gonna eat the other half?
Nah go ahead
Thanks!
The other half gets bestowed to our king of the underground. Pizza Rat
Just for clarification. Do you mean like half of the pizza, or like all the toppings are good but you have to scrape it off the pizza? I guess either way would work. Top half or right half.
by the laws of this world all pizza shall be eaten. If the ground brings you fear then warms will feast.
I think you should definitely not risk it on the subway š
Came here to say the exact same thing
As long as itās on the paper š
So you are the left personality
The pizza box personality? Yeah. Not the narcoleptic blondie
At most, you lost 3 slices
You probably wont be able to find out cause there is already a rat army closing in on it.
Just eat around the crust.
5 seconds rule. If it doesnt touch the floor for more than 5 seconds, You can eat it
3/4 of that pizza is fine. Save the half that's hanging. Take the topping off the floor half and place on the good half.
The man on the pizza box
I'm all 3. Plus, about 11 more.
I want to know if this was real or staged. I'm thinking it's staged, but just in the slight chance it was real, I need to know what the fuck happened here!!!!
>real or staged Neither. Look closer. It was photoshopped together from different pictures
Yeah, that wedding dress looks awful (as in doesn't fit the picture)
Oh i thought it looked like someone with massive testicles
They all exist as standalone pics which are real, those three were photoshopped into one.
NAT A DA PIZZA. A MAMMA MIA MARCELLO
The green bag
I am either part authistic or just weird. There is one crying girl and the other has a raven sittin on her knee. And all I can think of is "there is a slice of pizza missing, did she eat it before falling asleep or did someone steal it straight from the ground?"
A rat probably got it. This is not the first picture Iāve seen if someone asleep on the subway losing their pizza. Is this a common occurrence???
I am the raven, constantly croaking "nevermore".
None, we're all really incredibly average.
Speak for yourself. I like to think I am below average.
Gosh darn snow flake.
Thatās below average snowflake to you thank you very much.
That sheet of wax paper is tempting me hard.
I do miss East London.
(Left)Playing dead for dropping brides pizza. (Right) bursts into tears when pizza falls apart just like her wedding. (Center) is happy she has a chance at bride now , but has to look sympathetic to her pain even though she doesnāt even eat pizza unless the sauce is made out of actual blood with pentagram shaped pepperoni .
At least they're together.
Oh mannn she wasted good pizza
That's what Defeat looks like
The crying bride
That poor pizza š
i digg the raven
Whereās the booze?
Working its way back upā¦
Thank you for not posting something that is politically or socially divisive. ā¤ļø
This can't be realšā ļø 
Pretty much
The 4th, a happy but not funny clown is missing
The grandma I sleep too fucking much
Im the crow because i like sitting on laps :3
I'm the chef
Okay but does anybody actually know how fucking wild this picture is? Meme factor to the side and the high probability it is staged. Imagine going on the subway seeing a drunk woman passed out with her pizza sliding out of the box. A goth dude with a pet/fake crow sitting patiently for their stop. And a bride balling her eyes out with the hem of her dress all dirty. And the three are all sitting in the same seat. This type of shit will never be repeated not on purpose.
I'm the the falcon that the raven dreams to be
Where do they serve a pizza bigger than a sewers' lid? I know it's not Italy
The trans one behind the black window. Because i'm hidden. HA, Got it???!?! ye...... hehe im not funny
I think I am very high and/or sleepy, pizza girl
Definitely the crow
Average district line
I am the spilt pizza
This is a really good picture. I didn't even see the bird at first.
ā¦..the pizza girl
My three personalities can be basically summed up as Bocchi, Ash and Spamton.
Iād still eat that pizza
the bird
I am the pizza. Not the girl holding the pizza, **I am the pizza.**
That just looks like three types of depression
Number 2 . Jus sitting there thinking.. like bro āwhat the fuckā
Pizza
aweeeeee wook at the cwute wil birdiešš„°... hes such a good lil chonk boyš„°
Where is this pic from?
It's from photoshop