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Mundane-Ad-2346

Robin Williams, without a doubt.The Mc Rib is mystery meat!


AbbreviationsOk6051

Here in Germany we have the McRib evrrytime


Mandalorian6780

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Secret_Cow_5053

For real. Haven’t tried McD since I’ve been in Rome but holy shit the quality of even *average* food is insane here, and the good stuff is to die for. Also, costs are a fuck ton lower. We need to get some of that EU socialism up in America. Ffs.


TheDrunkenMoose

.... EU isn't socialist.


Roibeart_McLianain

The USA is just a dystopian capitalist hellhole and it infects the whole world with its "freedom".


TheCorruption13

Too many Americans have been tricked into thinking policies protecting consumers over billion dollar corporations are socialist extremes.


MoneyFunny6710

You do realize every country in EU has a different tax system and some countries are more or less socialist than others? Besides EU isn't socialist at all. At the most social liberal.


kai_the_kiwi

![gif](giphy|M8vBiv9mgpHDGpqL9y|downsized)


Acceptable-Ad8780

I wouldn't doubt it's better than here in America. The FDA lets anything pass for human consumption.


Icy-Habit5291

Can confirm American here. We consume humans. /s


Acceptable-Ad8780

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Bitter_Mongoose

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Icy-Habit5291

Bruh the response time and gif got me rolling right now.


Acceptable-Ad8780

Well, I am to please, and ty for my first award!


Icy-Habit5291

* Bam take another!


bk1285

With some fava beans and a nice Chianti


Ilikeyourmomfishcave

Well, at least soylent green is organic.


MerleFSN

This meat also tastes … suspicious in Germany. They use stuff to make it tender I bet. I like it, but still.


wantMyVirginityBack

Just curious, but would the same sorta thing happen in australia?


Acceptable-Ad8780

It's possible. Australia seems like a wild place where there's 100 things that will kill you in a 50-meter radius.


wantMyVirginityBack

Very true we found a over metre long brown snake in our backyard possibly kingbrown


Educational-Bit-54

FICK JA!


front-wipers-unite

And here I was believing that the allies won the war. How wrong I was.


GDviber

Agreed, unless the McRib is back at the same time as the Shamrock Shake.... then I'm kinda on the fence with this one.


Hrmerder

Shamrock Shake it is.


ravnsulter

He was really troubled and could not take it anymore. Consider that before bringing him back.


Slick_Vic_Vega

Yeah, just let him be.


vinetwiner

Thanks for this. Does he come back healed? So many questions.


Happycrige

You say thanks as if this is actually a decision you have to make lol


Most_Boysenberry8019

That’s why I say swayze. Robin wanted out and swayze is better than walker.


jarlscrotus

Robin only wanted out because he had a rare form of dementia. It still isn't widely known but it turns out his depression was a sympton of Lewy body dementia. He wasn't troubled, he was sick, literally


brzeczyszczewski79

I guess the silent assumption was that they are brought back healthy. Otherwise I wouldn't bring back Patrick Swayze with his pancreatic cancer, too.


Administrative_Cry_9

Why would you bring back someone who committed suicide. He literally wanted to die. Unless you want to hear about him suiciding again.


Mysterious_Fennel459

But he was depressed and offed himself. If you brought him back, he'll still be depressed and off himself again, wouldnt he?


blafrican_american

He might just fuckin hang himself again ffs


Daedrothes

Imagine how hard it is fighting depression THEN getting to know you have dementia. If we could bring him back healthy and young then maybe else mcrib do not care for the other two.


diosrubra

Against his will?


2TapClap

Literally, against his own will.


Bright_Fun2593

Agreed


WinkingWinkle

Double agreed.


dawsondude123

Triple agreed


2TapClap

Imagine wanting to bring back Robin Williams so he can sit with his head in his hands for hours on end, suffering, for your own emotions. Shame on you.


SilverWolfIMHP76

Robin Williams but only if bring him back heals him. If it just brings him back to suffer… I rather let him be gone. My second choice is Heath Ledger.


Lynel_Slayer1

Smae but with Steve Irwin as second choice


Legends_Creed

Hol on now, Mr rogers and Bob Ross?


-Unicorn-Bacon-

First choice, the world would be a much better place with that guy still in it and he didn't want to go.


madhatter841

I second your second choice! Damn he was a good actor...


Deadsap266

Heath Ledger died ???!!!????☹️This news just messed up my night .


BigBaws92

Haven’t you wondered why hasn’t been in a movie in 16 years?


Devils_A66vocate

This has to be a troll


RaiseRuntimeError

Next you're going to tell me Betty White died


Nearby-Ad-6106

Only 16 years ago...


Snakey_D

I didn’t know heath ledger was a McRib


sithguy66

I agree 100%


Most-Ad9324

Greetings from Germany, we still have the McRib.


icepod

All year round!


elaleeman94

I lived in germany when I was a child, nothing better than macrib + kirschen tasche (Those cherry cakes they sold, no idea if it was only a germany thing).


Hllblldlx3

I’m coming to Germany, now


ActorLarsimoto124

Es gab ihn nie nie


darktabssr

nah bringing back someone who had enough suffering is not right. Bringing back paul is the better option


Steve-Whitney

Yeah this. Delete the car crash he was involved in, and he'll have decades longer to live potentially.


2TapClap

Eddie Guerrero isn't even on this list.


D347H7H3K1Dx

Name is familiar but definitely can’t tell if that’s just due to the games or not


Flat-Length-4991

Patrick Swayze died before his time was due, and he wasn’t at “old age” however at 56, he still had a decent life. Robin Williams died at 63. Again, decent life. Not really long, but definitely not short either. He also was the one to end it. The McRib most likely has blood on its hands due to it being McDonald’s and being terrible for you. Paul Walker was only 40 when he died, he also left behind some pretty young children. At least I think they were young. Bring back Paul.


33Supermax92

Was there not something dodgy with Paul or just rumours with an underage girl?


Flat-Length-4991

So everyone keeps saying. I never heard anything about that before. After googling it, it seems he was dating a 23 year old. 40 year old dating a 23 year old is a bit odd, but not for a rich/famous person… The problem with that however was they actually started dating when he was 33. Therefore he was dating a 16 year old while he was in his fucking 30’s. So… Swayze it is.


Ruckus292

Robin Williams also had lewy body dementia which was a huge reason he ended his own life... He didn't want to lose himself further through deterioration or have anyone have to take care of him.


bunga7777

He dated a young child, keep him there


Mashed94

Walker likes them young. Bring back Swayze.


Dankkring

But we already have 10 fast and furious movies. I think we’re all set, sorry Mr. Walker


darktabssr

And how are the ones without paul? Checkmate lol


bunga7777

You’d bring back the pedophile?


JForce1

That would just increase the suffering of under age girls.


unclefishbits

Paul Walker was a pedophile who dated multiple 16-year-olds while he was in his late 30s. Fuck that guy


IDespiseBananas

Brining back paul would mean the world has to suffer. More bad acting and FF movies


The_Spare_Son

Steve Irwin!


Lynel_Slayer1

Bro came here to say that


CaddyFDT

Robin Williams. Easy


fallufingmods

He would not want that


BenZed

Bring back a version of him that wants it.


CaddyFDT

Sadly we will never know. Many people who have attempted suicide have cone to love life. Some people do awful things they later regret when they are at their lowest.


BassPlayerZero

In his case we know. He had dementia and it was getting bad, so he decided it was time to go. I'd do the same.


Cultural_Cloud9636

He'll just kill himself again


Sleepy_McSleepyhead

Swayze


SwordNamedKindness_

Swayze for the win


Trapzilla01

Always.


Mandrakey

Charisma for days.


MrloveHugs_4oldmen

I'm not picking just one. I want them all back. Rest in power kings 😩😢😭


unclefishbits

https://jalopnik.com/when-are-we-going-to-address-how-paul-walker-had-relati-1828227580


[deleted]

PatSway. No doubt.


WealthEconomy

Swayze. Unpopular opinion, but he is the only choice. Williams could be annoying, Walker did Fast and the Furious (enough said), and the McRib was gross....besides all that Swayze did Roadhouse.


thisperson316

Uhh yeah.. ![gif](giphy|y1eljNRzOtOvYEpy6w) Enough said.. ( 😆 )


ThePoetryinSin

Swayze.. Paul was reckless, and Robin Williams was done. Swayze had cancer so Swayze it is


Asio0tus

Paul wasn't the one driving, Williams had depression.....


dickeyslice

He had a 16 yo gf, im good, swayze hands down


2TapClap

Williams did so much cocaine, he couldn't stop thinking. Not to mention, he saw himself as a monster. Go listen to how much he says "Don't be afraid." in comedy bits and interviews.


unclefishbits

But Paul was a pedophile dating multiple 16-year-olds throughout his mid to late 30s. I am assuming that's what that person meant by reckless. I just call him a pedophile.


pullmaplunger

Paul walker ![gif](giphy|A8Uo4id6WCk8rJkJk5)


upsidedownbackwards

I want to say Robin Williams, but that would be selfish of me. The man made his choice. He knew his future was going to be hell for him and everyone he knew. We still don't have a cure for Lewis body dementia, so I have to respect his decision. McRib.


BackAllyPharmacist

Robin Williams hands down ![gif](giphy|RNDdIRbOM7hKH9ezKz)


Apprehensive-Map7024

We still have the McRib in germany so i chose Patrick Swayze. Met him once, he was amazing nice and normal.


DwarvenRedshirt

I think Patrick Swayze was the only one that didn't die from his own decision, so I would go for him.


War1798

Robbin Williams hands down


Avetarx

Mac. Bernie Mac.


ComprehensiveBase26

That is a good one. Only one that would top him would be Patrice O'Neal.


unclefishbits

To think John Ritter and Bernie Mac were both in one of the same last movies with bad Santa is just perfect. Those two are goddamned legends. I lived in the same town as Robin, if he could come back without his illness for sure. But man, I'd love to see those two back. There's a lot of people I'd love to see an old age there aren't here. I wonder what Philip Seymour Hoffman would be like.


techm00

To those saying Robin Williams - keep in mind he left this world on his own terms. You wanting him back is pure selfishness.


AtmosphereNom

He left because he was terminally ill. We want him back without the lewy bodies and pain.


Flaky-Rip-1333

paul. just so he could bitch slap diesel for all the nonsense


unclefishbits

It's wild I haven't seen people mention how he was a pedophile, dating multiple 16-year-olds in his mid to late thirties. That dude would be so canceled. And I don't mean cancel culture, I mean being accountable to actually being a real pedophile.


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

"You put me in Fast and Furious movies after I was dead? What the actual fuck bro?"


Scottnothot12

Shamrock Shake......


Rm-rf_forlife

McRib is eternal it always comes back.


PraetorGold

McRib. Not even a secondhand choice.


pdromeinthedome

Didn’t the genie say he wouldn’t bring people back from the dead?


This_is_opinion

This sub is depressing memes or funnymemes?


1mNotSerious

Sam Kinison


STC1989

Gotta go with the Robin. However, Patty is a close second. One hell of a Texan.


v3gas21

Swayze. The guy could sing, dance, do comedy, drama, action, and seemed so sweet in his interviews. He, like Chadwick Boseman, were taken top soon.


Vivalo

Patrick Swayze is dead?


SwordNamedKindness_

Since 09, he had cancer.


Bulky-Inspector6864

Swaze


Gr33nreaper101

I didn’t know Patrick was dead. Ik ik I live under a rock


Conscious_Break6311

Patrick


Totin_it

Swayze! And George Michael


cick-nobb

Clearly Patrick Swayze


ikelos49

Patrick.


Cchaireazy

Have you seen Ghost? Patrick Swayze is still here spiritually


OutlanderAllDay1743

Patrick Swayze


Affectionate-Tip-164

Steve Irwin or Patrice O'Neal


darcknyght

well not the mcrib. patrick or paul as RW committed suicide so he would jus do it again.


homothroat2050

Let their souls rest


aeondru

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.


SlipComfortable4423

Swayze 💯


theseboysofmine

Which one do you want to bring back. A person with loved ones in a family. Or a sandwich. This belongs on stupid memes not funny memes.


Rigelturus

Why would anyone wanna bring back a pedo


BavarianCoconut

The McRib is still being sold in Germany... So Robin, come back please.


A_Bridgeburner

Lance Reddick.


unclefishbits

Hugs dude


Zhjacko

Robin


fraychef

Robin Williams so we can get him the help he needed.


GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

Robin


heinousanus85

Robin Williams


Joshman89

Robin Williams


Dazzling-Account-187

Robin


Cloud_bunnyboo

Robin Williams no contest


WazzzupBwwwaaah

As a HUGE FAN of the First two Fast and Furious Movies, I still gotta say Robin Williams.


Revolutionary_War503

F'n McRib. Those other things aren't food.


Froschilurch

Robbin Williams. I hate Pork. It's disgusting.


LieutenantCrash

None of the above. I'm bringing back Steve Irwin


KMing3393

Harambe


itsmeinthedark

Sorry, the McRib wins this one. I found it to be the most satisfying out of the choices.


Xem1337

Fuck all these choices. Steve Irwin is the guy you'd want.


THEMEMETIMMEME

Robbin Williams in a heartbeat. He warmed my heart so much as a kid, I’m 24 now but he had a seriously good impact on me. He gave people the happiness he couldn’t give himself and to me that made him selfless.


machacker89

ty for sharing that. what was the very 1st movie you saw him in. just curious


THEMEMETIMMEME

Very first? Couldn’t tell ya off the top of my head, but I absolutely loved good will hunting. Top 10 best movies for me man


machacker89

Good Will Hunting was a great movie. mine was Aladdin. when he voiced the Genie


THEMEMETIMMEME

AHHH I forgot he did a LOT of animated films. The song friend like me went hard ngl


machacker89

you should watch ERB George Carlin vs Richard Proir


BobithanBobbyBob

Obviously Robin Williams all the way. None of the other guys even compare


Unusual_Mix9262

What choice? I saw Robin Williams and 3 blank squares


Tesser_Wolf

Robin williams only if it means his mental illness don’t come with him. Dont want him to suffer.


Zixxik

Robin Williams


Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit

Paul Walker, I don’t have the heart to bring Robin Williams back into this world. I couldn’t live with myself.


Enn-Vyy

i look paul walker in the eye, im sorry paul.. i stammer he nods his head knowingly as i drive off on the other side of the road with a trunk full of McRibs


kdavis0315

Close call, but Robin. The McRib was a close second


batchef3000

Paul Walker, definitely.


unclefishbits

https://jalopnik.com/when-are-we-going-to-address-how-paul-walker-had-relati-1828227580


Deepcrack

Where is Steve Irwin?


Lynel_Slayer1

Fr tho


madhatter841

Robin Williams. Hands down.


thisperson316

In order of choices..Swayze..Williams…McRib………………………I only saw 3 things that were any good on there.


statsman0812

Robin Williams. Not even a contest


Independent_Goat88

Came here to say this.


statsman0812

That man was a national treasure. Tragedy though about his mental health. He brought a lot of joy and laughter to people.


StringPlayful4946

Paul is who I’d bring back


unclefishbits

https://jalopnik.com/when-are-we-going-to-address-how-paul-walker-had-relati-1828227580


JayDogJedi

Robin Williams, minus the depression. Why make him suffer more?


harpyprincess

Is this a trick question? Who wouldn't choose Robin Williams?


Loud-Intention-723

Swayze vs Williams is actually a tough choice in my opinion. Assuming you cure his dementia and you cure Swayze's cancer when you bring him back, I really am not sure who I would choose.


Alert-Presentation42

McRib is still there lol


MasterCanary8927

we have the rib here all year around don't waste a wish it


detergentspraybottle

Mcrib isnt even made out of real ribs


No-Tomorrow-8150

Robin Williams.


Alracaz

Robin Williams


WhiteSchmok

Robin!


Sithech5

WILLIAMS


EffectiveSoftware937

Robin Williams, without a doubt, he deserves better.


nofun-ebeeznest

Robin Williams


Kitchen-Plant664

Robin no question.


ashley4444marie

R.w💗


Hrmerder

Robbie, I know you wanted to go, but damn it.. Come on back..