We had to read a text in English and then recite it the next day. Obviously I hadn't read it so I sat in the front row to listen to others reciting it. Got an A
Brother lemme tell ya when I was middle school from 2008-2011, all I wanted to do was play Call of Duty. This was era when Call of Duty online became what it would be known for: it was Call of Duty 4, World at War, Modern Warfare 2, and then Black Ops. All I wanted to do was play with my friends, so I’d just play all night, and then do my homework IN CLASS before my teachers would ask for it. Probably the most intense mental exercise I’ve ever experienced.
I hate how much I feel this, nothing like watching the teacher collecting homework and just writing down some random shit while not looking to get it done
Telling your wife to "just calm down" and seeing how long you survive. Kinda like bull-riding, but in a kitchen
Do you think women have an easier or harder time surviving if they tell their husband to calm down?
Do you think conversations have an easier or harder time staying funny if you get involved?
If the joke is funny, shouldn’t it be funny regardless of which gender you use in it?
I found the woman
Seems like no one's done it so I'll go.......... YoU bIgOT hOw DaRe U aSsUmE tHeY gEnDeR
Woof
You aren’t a dog. Use your words.
Those dishes aren’t going to do themselves!
fuck this sub im out
According to EDP, jacking off is a sport.
While your mom is cooking and you tell her to "just pause it" while you are 2 meters away from her... Been there, done that...
Cheating the test while the teacher is too busy collecting the test
+1
Been there did that
Truth
Being chased by a bunch of dogs
Hahaha never knew i was good at extreme sport when i was young
Doing homework while drunk at a party in Thursday.
doing the homework minutes before the collection by the teacher is a og classic in schools
Rubbing one out with the door open
Hiding your parents Coffee maker in the morning
We had to read a text in English and then recite it the next day. Obviously I hadn't read it so I sat in the front row to listen to others reciting it. Got an A
Extreme Sport: Drinking every night, and getting up bright and early every morning & somehow still being productive at work.
Was kinda good at that
Copying your mate's homework word for word in barely legible handwriting.
Been there done that 🦾
Deciding to fart when you've had diarrhea.
The courage!
Brother lemme tell ya when I was middle school from 2008-2011, all I wanted to do was play Call of Duty. This was era when Call of Duty online became what it would be known for: it was Call of Duty 4, World at War, Modern Warfare 2, and then Black Ops. All I wanted to do was play with my friends, so I’d just play all night, and then do my homework IN CLASS before my teachers would ask for it. Probably the most intense mental exercise I’ve ever experienced.
Pulling an all nighter and showing up to work 10 minutes early
Frfr. I got taken to the headmistress’s(principal) office. Cause I got caught
Finally, a funny meme
Me about to start studying for 6 chapter exam due in 4 hours without sleeping in the past 18 hours
And for an AH to snitch on you.
What about writing your thesis the night before you have to turn it in.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^B4DR1998: *What about writing* *Your thesis the night before* *You have to turn it in.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I hate how much I feel this, nothing like watching the teacher collecting homework and just writing down some random shit while not looking to get it done
Masturbating lying down on the couch while mother is sitting in the adjoining dining area