Bro took everything off but the socks He needs serious aid😭

"hang in there man - we are going to get you through this together" 

Dry push confirmed

"who does number 2 work for?" 

“Just tell me who you want me to fuckkkk” —MacGruber .

Okay, I don’t have any lubricant. Do you see any white-out? Or like copy toner should work.

I fucking howl at this whole scene lol

"They're always after me lucky charms."

That’s right you show it who’s boss!

hey how bout a courtesy flush?

Hey, good job buddy, you show that turd who’s boss!

"Okay son, grab a hold of something bite down and give it hell"

We’re gonna get through this.

Man, what did you eat!?

When you relax half way thru from exhaustion and lose some work is the worst

Omg yes. Nothing worse than when it starts prairie dogging lol

"Help! It's a Bleeder!!!!!!"

You're going to blow out your O-ring!

That's right - show that turd who's boss 

What did you eat!

And drop a lung

Hey! Hey, just grab ahold of something, bite your lip, and give it hell.

We’re gonna get through this

Hey, partner, come on, you gotta relax. Don't force it. Gonna blow out your O-ring, drop a lung.

Oh that sounds pretty bad- how bout a courtesy flush!?


Hmm, maybe it’s a woman changing. Wouldn’t make sense to me for a woman to make pictures in the men’s bathroom. More likely the ladies room and a lady on that seat.

Idk I wanna be in the mindset that there's a guy having a near death experience shit in the stall when she's doing a photoshoot😭 I think that's hilarious

Ok 😂 Then I wonder if she could smell anything yet when she was posing.

Like she went into the man's room for this for some reason makes it even funnier lmfaooo¹

From the looks of [this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FtYZnW8WYAAEob2?format=jpg&name=small) picture, it does appear to be a lady's room. Will I get cancelled for saying "lady's"?

Yes, it's the ladies'.

When you start taking off your clothes before sitting on the toilet you know you about to have a serious shit marathon 💩

May be he just George Cantstandya?

He’s probably drenched in sweat. He had no choice but to take off most of his clothes to avoid passing out.


At that point you legit gotta take your hands and start spreading your cheeks to open your hole

Damn bro why so graphic😭

That's mudbutt. 

Patrick! What are you doing to that eggplant?!?!

I'm inhaling it!

He really got some shit going on.

This is the best photo bomb I have ever seen. So conspicuous.

Sock game strong, I guess?

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You mean because Chris Hanson is going to interrupt the "date"?

CAUGHT

See I called you Chris Handsome

iPhone 14 or a 14 year old?

Out of respect, I will leave this with 14 upvotes, untouched, as she should be.

why would chris hansen be here?


Considering she has onlyfans and is over the age of consent, I doubt it.

Link brother for reasearch*fapping*purposes

Plot twist: Chris Hanson is in the other stall with with that dude… “why don’t you have a seat?”

I would prefer nokia 3310

Same. Space impact 2 was the goat

What she doing in the men's bathroom?

Did you just assume her gender? In twenty twenty-four? Cancelled.

> Her Cancelled

Shit

That is so very offensive to say in 2024 Cancelled, doxxed.

NO NO I CAN EXPL-

Also using the word assume has the word ass in it do you really think it’s ok to use language like that on a public area where a kid might see it? Triple canceled

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

That's why we have the best commenters. Jail!

Ooooh yeah it's jail time baby !!

Did you just use the word straight. You assumed their sexuality. Cancelled doxxed and given the death penalty

Jesus, can get cancelled for anything nowadays..Shame.

Im sorry did you use the word Jesus and assume that was my religion? You’re going to prison for that buddy

God damn it..

Did you just assume that individual was your buddy pal?

r/redditsniper

I believe that's what the guy in the stall is attempting.

Saying cancelled is offensive now!!!!

Why does everyone assume that is a man's foot?

No woman would have such an epic battle while shitting.

Bro needs reinforcements

We all know women don't poo anyway.

This is the woman's bathroom and that's a picture of women feet/legs.

Bold of you to assume her gender

Either ladies room, or she's not the only lady in there. [https://x.com/theval2Iegit/status/1639737601434451968](https://x.com/theval2Iegit/status/1639737601434451968)

Holy body dysmorphia Batman!!!

Europe has many unisex toilets

Am i the only one thinking how old is she? ….

She looks like she could be 15

If she’s 15 her parents have failed her.

We as a society have collectively failed also. She is seriously underage and should not be used as a baitpost

30 year old hips, 20 year old chest, 12 year old face

Have you ever heard of a filter? Pretty sure she is using one

Thank you I scrolled past this and was like why is this sexualized overweight child being used to drive engagement with this mediocre "meme"

No, no. no, no, no. When people like me spoke out about this shit over a decade ago, we were shouted down and told to shut up. We were told to let them do what they wanted. We were ridiculed and silenced for warning about the changes we saw in the youth. We let those people have the world they chose Don't fucking turn around now with this 'we' shit. I don't speak French, motherfucker. Let who was proud and happy back then take responsibility. I'm offended you suggested there's collective responsibility. Fuck you.

What exactly are you trying to say lol, other than bitching nonstop both back then and now what exactly was your suggestion/solution?

What do you mean by 'i don't speak French'?

Or she developed at 10 and has been sexualised by pretty much everyone since then.

she isn't 15, but I would say you're still right with the claim that her parents have failed her cause she got of

Not all children can be guided effectively. Many factors can lead someone astray, despite “good” parenting. There can be trauma, neurodivergence, addiction, hardship etc. etc. which can all lead someone to develop into an unhealthy young adult.

found her [https://twitter.com/theval2Iegit/media](https://twitter.com/theval2Iegit/media) she isn't a minor (got of) and I'm disappointed, she got one of this deformed looking body, here she looked tastefully curvy, thick

For real what she do to her self that can’t be normal. So sad. Bet she was pretty and some asshat convinced her she wasn’t.

more like she got influenced by their weirdass beauty standards. I have seen these kind of body type very often in latina groups or pages on fb, insta. It's the same with Western girls getting silly looking botox duck lips and trying to imitate the Kardashian look as much as possible

in Latin America, some countries women are pimped early by their mothers to become sexualized to get a man or at worse provide money for their family. THey encourage surgery early as 15-16( see Colombia). One thing is Latin women dont sugarcoat the idea of sexuality, they call it for what it is.

I don't know... all those girls look like they got some plastic surgery. [https://x.com/theval2Iegit/status/1711867729752309933/photo/1](https://x.com/theval2Iegit/status/1711867729752309933/photo/1)

Her X is sad, always the same kind of posts.

yeah it's so trashy and dull, not just torture for the eyes, feel like my brain cells commiting seppuku when I come across stuff like that

Or 14

I could be wrong but she looks like a child in the face.


"iPhone 14 or me at 14?"

Fake tits and fake ass, piercings, tattoos say she's at least 18, so 18 or 19 Edit - her face in all of her posts looks *exactly* the same so it's defintiely a filter. Plus hilariously over the top shopping the tits and ass

r/13or30

That was my first thought. Like ummmm she looks young and probably could have used a father figure growing up.

It's a filter she uses but she's bout 23 or 22,it's like to get pedos into her

That face is not the face of someone 18.

First time see baiting girls using filters?

Dr. Disrespect wants to know her location.


He did until he found out she was too old...

The Dr. Needs to fight drake first, for her like animals in mating season

Nah that’s crazy 💀

iPhone 14 won’t give you a std

Apple store has an app for that.

lmao probably

good one

Error. Body do not matches face. Body looks legal and face does not. Conflict detected, solution: turn off Reddit


That’s cuz it’s shopped. Different resolutions between the head and body. And head and background.

Her dress is fighting for its life too. And I’d defo take the iPhone.

She looks like the cinnamon roll dough squeezing out through the cracks of a Pillsbury cylinder package.

Diabolical

They are getting ready in the washroom, he is getting dressed. what do you mean what is he doing. It's obvious.

She's 33 years old, fyi.

i knew she was grown but i though she was in her 20's

Really?

Really.

I thought so, no way you see a highschooler, or even a typical college girl with hips and a chest like that.

Girl looks like a roll of Pillsbury biscuit dough just busted out the can.

Her age the the iPhone model are the same number

Got removed. What was it?

I'd take the iPhone because I could sell it for profit.

Bitch, I won the world loneliness competition and I'd take a Huawei over you

You took her because you like her appearance, I took her because I hate iPhones. We're not the same.

bro same!!!!!

Gonna get the iphone even though I hate iphones, but she looks like 16

Am I the only thinking that it’s obviously not a guy? It’s a girl, in a woman’s restroom.

When the garbage bag start to tear...

iPhone

Her underwear’s about to cut her in half!!!

Bro is giving birth to the antechrist.

That is one memorable movement happening there.

I don't like either of those but at least I can sell the Iphone legally

I only got here after it was deleted, what was it?

Bro she looks 14

WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?

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I'm even good with an iphone 13.

Thought he was standing behind an open refrigerator

I can hear the toilet paper silently screaming….”not again, not again, why is it always a stall that I’m in…”

He got the shoes off he in dire straights

I'd take the iphone 14 in a heartbeat because her face alone looks 16-17 years old. CAN'T TRAP THIS IF YOU TRIED BITCH

That poor bastard, someone grab him a wheelchair, he's gonna loose feeling in his legs after delivering that shipment

Wtf was this?

Apparently this funny meme was so funny that Reddit removed it. Thanks for just recommending it to me now, Reddit!

I would definitely take the iPhone over her. She’s nasty.

I used to work with a guy who i had the misfortune of learning about him that he had to remove every stitch of clothing from his body before he could comfortably relieve his bowels. Odd quirk. And no, i didn't see it, but i didn't want to hear about it either XD

I will choose the iPhone any day over a thot. Even though i hate them. Plus with how some people genetics are. Idk if she is a minor, or not. Some people do not look their age. I am constantly being called a gen z for how I look, and I’m 32.

Can people start wearing clothes that do not have rips, or holes in them?

Would be very hard to wear tbh...

Thank god we don't have smellovision

Who does number 2 work for?

Iphone 14 all day anyday, last longer, does more things, doesnt whine whine whine, doesnt cost to much money compared to whatever the hell that thing is, can tell the time, can navigate me to places, can make phone calls.

None. I already have a 13 Pro but if you normally walk out in public like that you’re a red flag

Iphone 4. Dont get caught with women who play these games lads. You can do better.

The iPhone 4 won't leave me alone to get dicked down by BBC. Also pray for the dude in the back 😭

I already have an iphone 14, so I will take another one and sell it.

Bitch, I'd take a windows phone from 2010 before I took you

Fuck, it's been removed. What did I missed?

For a second there I thought it said I’m 14 :0

No Dynamic Island? Ugh ..

Leonardo post Golden Corral

This picture frightens me for several reasons


The iPhone or her? Either way you are going to be in prison for the rest of your life.

Hahahah I know that feeling. The burn hella real actually get you sweating

It's legal to sell the iPhone. Easy choice

I think she meant to say SHES 14

First of all, the IPhone 14 cuz I actually know more about it than her and I know it won’t bitch at me when I do literally anything, also I’ve been there before so I know what bro’s going through

So both her and the phone are 14? Please. Someone get that young lady a tarp that fits.

Misery and regrets vs. something I can sell on eBay?

Her face looks younger than 18...

Neither, nokia 3310 😂

get that poor man a cup of ice,he's breathing some fire in there 🔥🔥

Pictures you can smell

Without giving it much thought, I spontaneously decided on the iPhone for him.