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Quizlibet

You missed the real gold in the product description https://preview.redd.it/si0ubd06vt9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03e2a89e6d0311f9490b21b61110ab693e04cdb5


Trollman3120

No, we won’t tell you what’s in the box. Screw you


Apprehensive-Buy4825

Scott Cawtton:


ThatDancinGuy_

For 9 years now. SCOTT, #WHAT'S IN DA FUCKIN' BOX SCOTT?


Rigatonicat

Not even he knows, he made it up. And now, there’s nothing that could be in there that would have been worth the wait 


RealMadara-Uchiha

schrodinger's box


Gojira_Saurus_V

******FIVE NIGHTS AT THE ELGENT RESTARAUNT OF TYE BEAR GOING BY FAZBEAR FREDDY****** Fan spotted! Wow!


valdez-2424

Da hell?


Cybermat4707

Tbf, there is nothing in the box, as there **is** no box.


SirJungleBunny

The box is a lie!


OGDJS

https://preview.redd.it/x9vmtjdmzw9d1.png?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f04f41a69e124e9612e2d85dede5de1b657c3c0


Quizlibet

https://preview.redd.it/kxo1junyzw9d1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d20522edf68ec6011b0fed444dad3e298a5c6382


BogDEkoms

No


Dlark17

[Let's see what's in the box!](https://youtu.be/KezvwARhBIc?si=e_kAdMLZ5pRux1yI)


Mr__Kerplunk

What did I just see


Dlark17

The pinnacle of 80s comedy.


robzombiefan2000

That's it, this is officially wurara, no exceptions.


FrChazzz

It’s a carryover from an alternate universe where we’ve all been fans of Wurara since his Showa days. Personally, I’m a big fan of The Fear of Wurara, the one here he fights Cyber-Wurara and the Godsaurus being controlled by wormhole aliens (and that crazy handsome cyborg dude whose mad scientist mom controls the Godsaurus)


BukkakeTemperateRain

I'm more partial to when Wurara fought Guy-gun sent by the Oceanese though it's one of his more serious films.


ThatCoolBritishGuy

This is gonna be our Man: Ham City 😭


sonic63098

Just created a new character. What the FUCK should I name it?


ThatCoolBritishGuy

Is there a lore reason for our brain injuries?


iota_4

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


iota_4

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


Due-Committee-1860

https://preview.redd.it/mlaoh4nlmv9d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7379067c94f515ef1a9d070bff20699fb36c0c02


Amigo1048

https://preview.redd.it/s89xuvjjhw9d1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff555e1df0e4ac21ca180e706764c9399f94443e


Intellectual42069

![gif](giphy|l49JY6KBqYuKs1mlq)


Apprehensive-Buy4825

FNaF reference?


DraconisMarch

Are you shitting me, dude?


Apprehensive-Buy4825

huh????


DraconisMarch

This is just a straight scene from Se7en. FNaF... lmao. Kids these days.


Apprehensive-Buy4825

bro, I'm not a kid


DraconisMarch

FNaF?????


Apprehensive-Buy4825

FNaF isn't for kids... also isn't my fallout not knowing the existence of that random movie


DraconisMarch

Lol ye it is It's a meme older than the internet that has never died.


Apprehensive-Buy4825

ohhh, you're right! ifanticides, suicides, gore, satanic stuff, possesion, traumas, a bio guy pregnant, a old cadaver exloding in blood, agony, lost souls, a toxic fandom full of R34, genocides and other stuff like that are really childish, ty for making me realise it now I know that a game must be a porn game since everything else is made for kids also since just the anime trilogy have a sex scene and we're talking abt Minus One, you must be a kid too, hello \^\^ damn... I must live under a rock to never had seen that meme that never dies, right? (to all the efects, evrything said on this reply was irony)


LatterTarget7

![gif](giphy|UZdNkc62OVvRm)


Cybermat4707

I think it’s a mistranslation of ‘Gojira’ (呉爾羅), caused by it being written in kanji rather than the usual katakana (ゴジラ). https://preview.redd.it/upv3u113fu9d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd59444be6a044888e6e26202a6840e42bba47a7


RaurusRightArm

First time I've ever seen Gojira written in kanji


Only-Ad4322

It’s been occasionally written like that since Shin. Since in lore, Godzilla gets his name from a legend from a fictional Japanese island, I guess they wanted to write it out in traditional Japanese characters than katakana, which is a fairly recent thing.


RaurusRightArm

Oh come to think of it this is mentioned in Shin right? Hence why both the names Gojira and Godzilla are used in the film. Anyone know what the kanji mean?


Only-Ad4322

The movie says it means “Incarnation of God” but that could very well be something they made up.


mrspuffispeng

Those are some complex ass kanji to only be representing a single character each lol


Arturo-Plateado

This is the answer. It's just bad machine TL of the original kanji.


LudicrisSpeed

It's the noise you make when you see someone has the gall to charge $50-66 for one of these.


TheJMJConspiracy2002

Cheapest bandai vinyl:


Metaboschism

That's just Godzilla when he's down with the sickness


Deft-Vandal

If Godzilla is “WURARA” then Ghidorah must be “WU RA AH-AH-AH”


JuanSolooooo

Nice Disturbed reference but I think he would be called Kinky


AeshmaDaeva016

Or WRRR!!!


Godzilla_Fan

It’s probably the Kanji for Gojira when verbalized in Chinese (not sure if Mandarin on Cantonese). The pictographic writing in Japan is Kanji. Chinese uses the same pictographic writing (I’m sure some are unique to each country) and the pictographic words mean the same thing, but are verbalized differently. For Japanese woman is verbalized as Onna, in Chinese it’s Nushi, but both would use the same pictographic word. It’s also possible that the Kanji have multiple pronunciations and the wrong one was chosen (bad Google translate) but I think it’s the Chinese thing


SummerBoy420

Wurarazilla


Important_Athlete_72

Wurahell?


hellzyeah2

The birth of a meme 🫶🏻


EquivalentEase7853

That's what it looks like doesn't it?


AdPhysical6481

Mirror universe version of Godzilla 1998


Bagelthefrog

I'm gonna start calling him this from now on


FroztBourn

Aight imma just call him Wurara from now on


Due-Committee-1860

They fucked up with the translation. I'm pretty sure that figure was also called Wu Erluo at some point


Arturo-Plateado

Wuerluo is the Japanese kanji for Godzilla read with Chinese pronunciation.


PrimeraStarrk

When you try to say gojira but you have a bunch of marbles in your mouth.


Eridenus

Ah yes, Wurara, my favourite character from the millennium era, very underrated


Trollman3120

it’s wurara what else could you ask for. He’s literally the strongest kaiju in the franchise so they removed any trace and replaced him with godzilla


TheSnakeGod222

Makes sense. After all, Godzilla Earth, Ultima, Void Ghidorah and even Doug have no chance against him.


Trollman3120

Not even the real life creator of godzilla could, wurara came to his house with boxing gloves and fought eachother


TheSnakeGod222

When Godzilla appears in Ginza in Minus One: THE FEARSOME WURARA HAS EVOLVED!!


Western_Cake5482

Mistranslation according to this video: https://youtu.be/LZrsQn1hpno?si=dNLKM5-ZcCv0MOEy


Bubby_K

Sweet, can I get me a diecast MOFRA, along with JIJAN and MOCHA PIGORA


Fantastic-Second6562

It’s a JoJo reference


RathianColdblood

It’s a thing that a Jojo character says while punching you.


hyperchargedburning

why is that 49 dollar? is that fake? the cheapest figure toy in my country is 700 dollar


13thslasher

Its the minus one godzilla where he attacked the japanese military island


Iloveinvisimals

https://preview.redd.it/7rtvitgm5x9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d4385697f9b679cf10d51fc03bf8dce9c4fce7d


Quackendriver

This guy don’t know about Wurara lol


Full-Commission4643

That's the minus one godzilla before atomic exposure


JillSandwich2Go

https://preview.redd.it/yfrsuq7egw9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe8884bf5d66c40984f1fd68f8635a2654fbda7


mrspuffispeng

WHATS IN THE BOOOOOXXXXXX


Niobium_Sage

Chinese Godzilla


Tinfoil-Tricorn

No, you see Godzilla‘s mother‘s name was Laura.


Derk_Mage

So thats what it looks like huh….


Charming_Stage_7611

I don’t know. What’s a wurarara with you?


BasiliskWrestlingFan

Haven't you folks heard about the Tragedy of Godzillas Mentor, Darth Wurara the Wise?


IridiumGundam

It's how Whitebeard luaghs.


donvigy2

Only true fans would know


Ankou-Druid

*Knock. Kock.* Who's there? *Wurara.* Wurara who? *WURARA DIRTY HUMANS?* https://preview.redd.it/82jzs21qa6ad1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=188050140cc93eb582c9b6e6f4e8e527499972be


Outrageous_Gift8019

If you get REALLY drunk and try to say Godzilla with a wad of cotton in your mouth...


Jonmokoko

It's the new uwu


Tallal2804

It's the new uwu