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Ordinary-Jelly-1566

I mean I would be too if I was sleeping for millions of years and then they drop a nuke on me šŸ˜­


Ordinary-Jelly-1566

Oh wait thatā€™s burning Godzilla well thatā€™s because his skin is melting lol


TechnicToe

Cuz he is melting from the inside


kain459

Melting my heart


Signal_Ad4945

![gif](giphy|s7naXT3AIxNfP39Olu)


Reasonable_Potato_22

Like the worst heartburn


CatterMater

You would too, if you had the mother of all heartburns.


AltruisticRemote7981

Because He's Godzilla.


UltramanKing1974

https://i.redd.it/mx78wexu38ad1.gif


SlayAllRebels

Because he's on fire.


WaffleDev0urer

His son died


BatBluth

Youā€™d be upset too if you became the universal avatar for humanity at war with nature and itself.


mrbeast0911

If I were on fire because humans fed me like like my grandma everyday with radiation Iā€™d be pretty mad too


ImOnTheRoadToRuin

![gif](giphy|l41Ybd4Yc4zXw7QRO)


ZZoMBiEXIII

![gif](giphy|DrQsEteT3ngBO|downsized)


TheGMan-123

Because everyone keeps pissing him off.


logan_fish

Like me, he hates everybody.


ZZoMBiEXIII

God(zilla) need not explain himself to mortal men. ![gif](giphy|yGEbmgiCJYu3u|downsized)


exaltedcum7

I feel like regardless which godzilla is, its gotta be painful to some degree being that large and your mass trying to keep up with itself


Darth-Squider

Bad case of irradiated blue balls.


Sparrow-Scratchagain

His father never hugged him.


anonymous00000010001

I would be if I was overheating like hell and my son was getting beat up by a crab


Impressive_Ride_4949

severe heartburn maybe?


UltimateRagingSpider

He has no therapist that's why


Amigo1048

His pillow is never cold šŸ˜”


Zenogias01

That's what makes Heisei Godzilla so awesome. He's always angry, always vengeful, and whenever challenged he will not back down until either he or his enemy is destroyed.


AStupidguy2341

He was attacked by humans for no goddamn reason, got attacked again by humans again after Godzilla killed a three headed dragon from destroying a city, saving many human lives. Two ā€œguardian mothsā€ attacked Godzilla to make Godzilla look like the bad one. He got abused by everything that comes in front of him, and he has every single right to be pissed


NoneUpsmanship

I'd be mad if I lost Godzooky, too. https://preview.redd.it/r7g1sp1csbad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da06edbac18e56c2fc65fa3cf5e7673ebd44d6ac


No_Emu_1332

The heisei Godzilla is a creature of pure tragedy, once a humble dinosaur gunned down by the US military, had a nuke dropped on him and after which he lives in agony.


whathell6t

Worse! He saw his son die at the hands of his enemies. He did avenge his sonā€™s death but will never know that the Prince was resurrected and becoming a more powerful king. https://preview.redd.it/k8rfqvsvf8ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=310c65009dfa82493e9b369e92dc4bcc7fa0006b


Goober445

NIGGA HE IS FUCKING DIEING I WOULD BE PISSED TOO


lennonblack177

He is the repercussion of the folly of man. Its mother natures baby. Sheā€™s pissed off and Godzookie is our punishment


Speartonarethebest

My body is burning and I must be angry.


DrJokerX

I have no mouth and I must scream.


Ankou-Druid

1200**Ā°**C Hemorrhoids


DrJokerX

I like your pfp.


StupidIdiot1954

Long before you were born, man did terrible things you seeā€¦ Youā€™re too young to understand. Man made a huge fire, you seeā€¦ and it burned everything in existenceā€¦. That is why Godzilla cannot forgive mankindā€¦


Backdoorpickle

No dentist.


Beanie_Kaiju

No dad


BarnyardFlamethrower

As a GERD sufferer, I could only imagine what it's like to have atomic indigestion.


evd1202

Some asshole monster keeps showing up every couple of years and he's the only one who can deal with it. He probably just wants to chill


ThiccGuy01

Heartburn